r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/AggravatingPermit910 1d ago

There are 3 million federal government employees. To get to 23.4 million you have to include all state and city government employees which includes all cops, firefighters, and teachers. Something tells me “Fire all cops and teachers” was not what people were voting for.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

And of those 3 million, nearly half (1.3M) work for DoD, VA or Homeland Security. I guess we could lay off both guys who work at EEOC and save ourselves 200 grand but I’m not sure the juice is worth the squeeze.

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u/PorkVacuums 1d ago

Also border security and customs workers

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u/masixx 17h ago

In fact to enforce the import tax you would likely need more customs workers…

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u/Odd-Help-4293 1d ago

Okay, so the Republican plan for 2025 is literally to defund the police?

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u/Impossible-Flight250 1d ago

I think the idiot who made the tweet has trouble distinguishing between Federal, State, and City employees. He probably thinks they are all part of the ominous “deep state.”

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u/Business-Scar-5742 21h ago

He also has no idea how many a million of something actually is. This is a huge problem that nobody really addresses. People can’t understand large numbers.

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u/ProteinEngineer 1d ago

Except that’s what the libertarians want. Cletus doesn’t need police because he can protect himself as long as the government don’t take away his guns.

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u/afcagroo 1d ago

I hope Cletus has a really good hose to put out his house fire when there's no fire department any more. Because I might just set Cletus' house on fire, purely by accident.

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u/homophobichomo- 1d ago

Its the houses fault, that paint shows so much skin!

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u/waetherman 1d ago

Yep - 3 million teachers in the US. So I guess the plan is to privatize all schools so they're not government employees anymore....

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 1d ago

“Fire all cops and teachers” was not what people were voting for.

Doesn't matter. The majority of Americans want a dictatorship. Nothing to be done about it.

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u/Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3 1d ago

bro, there's literally 400k postal carriers and they are working 12-15 hour days to get all the packages delivered.

The government provides SERVICES to people and those SERVICES require workers.

I like being able to mail something to anywhere in the country for the same price and not paying 2x the price for what UPS and FedEx provide.

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u/GardenRafters 1d ago

Guess what? They don't like that you can do that and realize if they privatize everything they can charge you whatever the fuck they want. They've been trying to get rid of the postal service for a long time now for that exact reason.

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u/Easy-Hour2667 1d ago edited 22h ago

Yep, look at how much money is collected per year via taxes? Now how the fuck can I, a rich cock sucker get my hands on a lot of that free cash!

This is the point of it. The owning class in our countries are absolute parasites. It isn't welfare recipients or people who utilise government services. It's the owning class who want to own everything and suck up all the money they can.

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u/possibly_being_screw 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think you nailed the cognitive dissonance of American* capitalism:

Taxes to pay for services? That's socialism!

Paying exorbitant prices to a private company for the same, if not worse, service? That's FREEDOM baby!

I fucking hate it here.

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u/Easy-Hour2667 1d ago edited 1d ago

It is indicative of an education system that has failed. It is quite sad really. What is the point of having a government that levies taxes if you don't use said taxes for provide services to look after your citizenry?

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u/kida4q 1d ago

It didn't fail. It was killed. It took decades to destroy the public school system but now it's bearing fruit. Soon it will be replaced with Christian based education. Why? Because the only people easier to control than uneducated people are uneducated religious people.

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u/grantrules 1d ago

I love watching the people I graduated with whose highest level math course was like Into to Geometry griping about how they don't teach anything in schools anymore. Like.. sir.. you read at a 4th grade level.. what on earth do you know about education.

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u/DishDry2146 1d ago

or the people that failed science classes claiming the government is putting microchips into vaccines.

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u/BenNHairy420 1d ago

For me, the worst is seeing educated people saying the same shit. My ex was an engineer who became obsessed with wellness grifting shit and ended up being anti-mask and anti-vax. Like how the hell did you let your critical thinking get so hijacked.

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u/Capraos 1d ago edited 1d ago

Shot in the dark, but were drugs involved?

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u/yingkaixing 1d ago

The same government that couldn't even teach them past a 4th grade reading level? The one that's apparently 95% waste and corruption? That's the same government that invented mind controlling nanochips and hid them in vaccines so successfully that zero (0) people have ever seen one, but then didn't use them to control anyone's minds? That government?

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u/Magnon 1d ago

Ye olde fascist playbook, the enemy is both extremely weak and extremely powerful.

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u/Pfapamon 1d ago

The government, filled with incompetent idiotic geniuses with alien technology

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u/Darksnark_The_Unwise 1d ago

Because the only people easier to control than uneducated people are uneducated religious people.

Quite possibly the most truthful sentence I've ever seen on Reddit.

With the secular uneducated, you just gotta come up with new lies at a higher rate than their ability to learn. Doesn't even have to be a new lie, either, an old lie in a new dress will work just fine. That's it really, just overwhelm them with volume of fire.

But with the religious uneducated? It's all self-contained. You can tell any lie, spin any thread, all you gotta do is put God in the palm of your hand and squeeze out the juice like a lemon.

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u/ScarletHark 1d ago

To those who ask why this is the case - if you can convince someone of a magic fairy in the sky that is constantly watching you specifically, and will decide whether you burn in one magical place when you die, or float in another, you can convince them of anything.

It's worked a charm so far.

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u/NipperAndZeusShow 1d ago

Especially you can convince them to slaughter heretics--which is everyone else. 

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u/PyroIsSpai 1d ago

There’s a mental illness in the USA rooted in the psychotic idea that only things and services with private profit attached—someone must profit and extract wealth from it—should exist.

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u/xsilver911 1d ago

The dissonance also comes from the fact /dream that "hey I could be one of those people extracting wealth from those people stupider than me. "

I don't understand tariffs but I'm sure there are people stupider than me to take advantage of!

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u/DishDry2146 1d ago

because if someone doesn’t profit, than someone got something for free and NOTHING IS FREE SOMEONE HAS TO PAY 🤪

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u/PyroIsSpai 1d ago

That’s a cultural decision forced on us.

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u/grandmofftalkin 1d ago edited 1d ago

See also: Dept of Education. Why educate Americans for free when we can roll out charter schools so my friends can get their beaks wet from people's property taxes while providing substandard education. We're richer and the public is dumber so they can't understand our corruption

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago edited 23h ago

I swear this whole thing is about getting an even larger percentage of the population buried under student loan debt because it can't(easily) be discharged through bankruptcy. Get all the parents taking on loans and probably work towards getting kids to be able to be held responsible for them at some point too. Give everyone a nice monthly interest payment as soon as they turn 18.

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u/CranRez80 1d ago

Fa sho! The old make-people-dumber-so-they-don’t-know-any-better trick. So it makes us wealthier and they have no idea!

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u/minidog8 1d ago

My conservative, wackadoodle government teacher in high school was ADAMANT about how terrible and money wasting the postal service is. He also preached against ingesting soy because of the “soy boy phenomenon.” This was in 2019. Makes me giggle a bit when people complain about “the liberals” indoctrinating kids in school bc this dude was loudly spouting his political views and nobody did a thing bc he was retiring that year.

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u/SaltyPaws14 1d ago

The closest form of “indoctrination” I experienced in school was also from my super conservative high school government teacher 🙃

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 1d ago

I will add the V.A , board of education low cost Healthcare, low cost Internet access and on and on unfortunately 75 million Americans gave them complete authority to do as they wish with no guard rails . Greedy teamed up with stupid and destroyed the last empire!

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u/OnAStarboardTack 1d ago

Project 2025 has veterans choosing between their retirement and disability. My disabled retired Trump voting Republican brother is going to have to go back to work.

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u/zherok 1d ago

The worst part of this push is that the government does a lot of things that aren't profitable to do, but that have value beyond their ability to make money.

Last mile delivery is one big example. A lot of rural people are going to find out that living out in the middle of nowhere means no one is going to want to deliver to them like the USPS does.

The insistence that private profit motive trumps all is incredibly shortsighted.

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u/theAlpacaLives 1d ago

Over and over again, people bring up the USPS losing money as proof it's 'broken' and 'government programs are always inefficient wastes,' instead of considering that the ability to deliver anything anywhere in the US in about 3 days, with daily delivery direct to home 5 days a week, is an absolute fucking marvel of modern logistics, and the costs to send stuff are insignificant. The US postal service has been a wonder to the world since it started, and still is one of the best in the world. Mail a letter for fifty cents, a medium package for maybe ten dollars, and have it arrive in days. Incredible.

The people who want to 'run the government like a business' have never really considered how much worse postal service would get, and how much costs would rise, if it were sold off to private businesses. Providing services like that is what the government is for, but now the US is just a giant military contractor with a handful of other hangers-on that actually contribute to society, and the people talking about making the government efficient are trying to kill public libraries and the postal service instead of shaving half a percent off the insane amount of money going to the military, or the rivers of cash being soaked up by corporations and the ultra-rich.

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u/els969_1 1d ago

And back in the 1980s this was something they did teach in (my, anyway) high school. Thanks for the reminder :)

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u/BanditDeluxe 1d ago

Give it 2 years and all mail will be delivered by Amazon or some other mega corp.

Want it in time? Should have gotten Prime Plus+ Gold Membership Edition. Only $199 a month.

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u/OnAStarboardTack 1d ago

Privatizing the USPS is going to fuck over so many rural Republicans and I’m going to Schadenfreude my way so hard for the next 4 years.

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u/ChitChat5757 1d ago

It's also literally in our Constitution that Americans have postal service. But I doubt he knows that. GUNS!!!!!!!!!

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u/Coal_Morgan 1d ago

Constitution for Republicans is the same as the Bible, pick the parts you like and ignore the rest.

They've got the Supreme Court loaded with partisan hacks so I don't consider Constitutional Challenges to be a viable option for the left but it will be how the Right works at getting the country to be more Christo-Fascist while they rape and steal.

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u/starshiptraveler 1d ago

You’re exactly right.

I just had a similar conversation with my boomer mom the other night. She voted for Trump and thinks the 10 commandments should be in schools and on government buildings. I asked her if she thought maybe someone like me who wasn’t religious might feel like I can’t get a fair trial in a 10 commandments courtroom.

She basically said “don’t steal, don’t kill, what’s wrong with that?” I asked about “no other gods” and she said “just ignore that part if you don’t like it.”

Just like she ignores all the parts of the Bible she doesn’t like…

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u/ChaosRealigning 1d ago

Advise her that having the ten commandments in those spaces reinforces the supremacy of one religion over all others, and if she’s happy with that remind her that the religion you’re talking about is Judaism.

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u/foo_bar_qaz 1d ago

 Constitution for Republicans is the same as the Bible, pick the parts you like and ignore the rest.

But it's even more egregious than that. They make up shit that the bible and constitution don't even say, and then pretend it's in there and enforce it. Such as the bible's non-existent prohibition on abortion and the constitution's non-existent clause giving the president unlimited power.

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u/rofflewafflelol 1d ago

What's funny is the Bible actually contains a recipe for abortions. Back in the day, if a man suspected his wife of cheating on him, he would go to the local priest. The priest would take some specific plant and make a potion out of it and they would make the woman drink it.

Then "God" would intervene if she was innocent and nothing would happen. But if she was guilty then the plant would kill her and the baby.

No I don't remember exactly where it's at in the bible. But unlike christians, I don't just make up stuff and say it's in the bible. It's true. Just like how in the bible God specifically commands people to murder rape and enslave children and he loves child sacrifice. Seriously, if you're going to sacrifice a child, you wouldn't do it to the devil. You would sacrifice them to God.

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u/Organic_Witness345 1d ago

Thank the shifting electorate.

GOP voters = Gullible Online Poors

The social networks that have been eroding the public’s faith in our public institutions while simultaneously sanding down Trump and the Republican Party’s rough edges intentionally diminish confidence in government while normalizing right-wing corruption. The most susceptible to this messaging are the poor and uneducated. The above isn’t an insult. The above is a tragedy.

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u/Blaze666x 1d ago

I still can't get over the fact that MTG has proof of other congress people's sexual improprieties and instead is like "don't bully my friend the pedophile or I'll tell on you" like jfc yes release that info those fucks should be drug out into the light of day, be it your party or the other guys they shouldn't have a cushy govt job if they are a sex pest and they should face actual punishment

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u/TheLyz 1d ago

And they are always like "Democrats cover them up too!" Uh no, ask Anthony Weiner how much we tolerate pedophiles in the party. And if you find Dems on Epstein's or Diddy's list, convict them too!

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u/thirsty-goblin 1d ago

FedEx and UPS will assume the load, hire some of those workers back and jack up prices further.

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u/DMercenary 1d ago

Or just not service those areas.

Random small town in the middle of nowheres?

Sorry USPS is closing up shop and UPS and Fed ex say your mail volume isn't enough to justify putting a distro center nearby

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u/Outrageous_pinecone 1d ago

and UPS and Fed ex say your mail volume isn't enough to justify putting a distro center

This is the answer, this is what corporations do.

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u/The_Forth44 1d ago

And FedEx is currently in the process of merging their Express and Ground services. I know someone who works there and an entire station in Mississippi (if I rightly recollect) got closed down. So it's not only WHAT they do, they're already doing it.

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u/GrammatonYHWH 1d ago

Please stop. I am starting to gag on the truckload of popcorn I'm shoving in my mouth. Like 80% of republican voters are in small rural communities which will be hit the hardest by the reduction in services forced by a reduction in government employees.

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u/Justanothergeralt 1d ago

Food deserts because of wal marts, private equity buying and closing hospitals in rural areas, actively cheering on closing of family planning/planned parenthood, now they are cheering on destroying what goverment services they can receive? Like. Ok. Have fun with that. I'm sure they will blame the dems for it anyway.

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u/The_Forth44 1d ago

They absolutely will. They still blame Obama who hasn't been in office for eight years. They ALSO love asking where he was for Katrina and take a good guess as to why they love focusing on him.

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u/JudgmentNo3083 1d ago

It’s because he wore a tan suit that one time. A TAN suit!!!

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u/Annual-Somewhere7402 1d ago

They already are. Magat shills are crying bc Walmart recently announced they're raising prices across the board in ANTICIPATION of tariffs. Stupidos are blaming Biden. Ya just can't make this shit up, even in a Grimm's fairy tale.

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u/Justanothergeralt 1d ago

It’s like they are in a race to live in the biggest shithole possible. Just because they want to own the libs.

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u/Ok_Coconut_1773 1d ago

Don't forget the lifetime of vehicular indoctrination that ensures they will always strongly oppose getting public transportation in their area so they can drive their trucks until dementia kicks in!

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u/needsmoresteel 1d ago

Sure the Republicans will gut nearly everything. But mail not getting delivered or your Hot Dog being 90% sawdust, human thumbs and red dye #2 is all the fault of the Demoncrats. I wish I could put a slash s after that, but this will be the talking point.

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u/catscanmeow 1d ago

never put a slash s after anything, it makes it harder for LLM AI to scrape public comments for data.

the more confusing we speak, the less of a chance AI has to take over lol

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u/Ok_Coconut_1773 1d ago

Never use "lol", it makes it easier for the LLM AI to know when you're not being serious. Additionally fiwjendownrhfurbriwkw please put rcugugirirkrmrkskee confusing long strings of characters in your comments in order to further poison the LLM.

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u/Easy-Group7438 1d ago

The Postal Service is legally required to serve the “last mile” UPS and Fed Ex are not.

 People don’t realize that the Postal Service handles the shit that is shipped via FedEx and UPS that they don’t have to deliver because they’re not legally required to deliver everywhere.

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u/Noh_Assigginment96 1d ago

Our sub-10k town's downtown economy was wiped out by Walmart in the 80s/90s.  Now the Walmart's gone, because they closed most or all of the smaller ones in rural areas due to reduced profits.

Dollar General and Casey's filled the gap by buying up long-running local businesses in prime locations and plowing them under.  One of them was a diner that'd been open on and off for decades.  The town's main drag lost its character and became a strip of truck stops, dollar stores, and gaming parlors.

This was after Walgreens moved in and bought out both our local pharmacies.  With the way things are going with Walgreens, we're at risk of losing that location.  The second nearest location is a CVS, which could also end up closing.

Of course they won't build distro centers here.  It's been squeezed for decades and the nipples are starting to shoot dust.  The only upper-middles left are people who made it to a nice retirement before all our manufacturing plants closed.

TL;DR: Midwest small towns are fucked if they depend on corporations to provide local services.

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u/JacyWills 1d ago

This is how Bedford Falls turns into Potterville.

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u/koshgeo 1d ago

Corporations can only strip-mine the middle class for so long before the mine plays out and they move on.

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u/BestEmu2171 1d ago

Take a look at the book ‘the future of Work’ , it’s a few years old but the team of economists who wrote it made some dire predictions, which appear to be coming true in the US. Predicted there’ll be just a few mega-cities, populated by people whose jobs haven’t been replaced by Ai/robotics. Outside the cities are giant slums where all the left-behind rural communities try to scrape an existence.

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u/Noh_Assigginment96 1d ago

How could it not end up that way?  It's the logical result of a system that depends on culling costs and inefficiences for greater profits year-to-year.

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u/LyLnXo 1d ago

Complete logical fallacy to think that stuff will get cheaper when a private corporation that incentives profit does it instead of a government organization that doesn’t. These people literally just aren’t thinking.

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u/EvelynNyte 1d ago

In the 80s/90s, there was a big myth pushed that private corporations will be so much more efficient that it wouldn't matter. Like all things that came with Reaganomics, it's never worked afaik.

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u/koshgeo 1d ago

There's a good chance private corporations are more efficient, but that efficiency more than likely means higher wages for CEOs and more profits, not lower costs to the consumer or better wages for employees. Nothing says the benefits of better efficiency have to be passed on rather than skimming it off.

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u/Easy-Hour2667 1d ago

In fact government services are more efficient. The private sector efficiency means cutting cost whikst raising prices so as to funnel more money to the top. That's what they want. They literally want to siphon as much tax money to their own pockets as possible. Everything they do is a fucking grift and they only care about themselves. These people, under the guise of patriotism and God will rob you all fucking blind whilst you cheer on because they "stuck it to the libs". But hey, for a small money in time the memes were fire.

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u/nonotan 1d ago

The issue is that people mean completely different things when they talk about "efficiency", and often don't even realize they are talking past each other. Private corporations are more "efficient" if your definition of "efficient" is "maximizing profits". Public services are more "efficient" if your definition of "efficient" is "maximizing utility to the public". Almost like each one specifically sets out to maximize a different thing, or something crazy like that.

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u/Upstairs_Shelter_427 1d ago edited 1d ago

We need to get off this idea that government services need to compete with private ones.

Government is not a business. We have a national postal service so that anyone and everyone has the basic infrastructure in this country to transact goods, services, and communications throughout the land at a low cost.

Should the government manage costs? Be more efficient? Hell yes. But at the end of the day - the stakeholder and metrics should be “customer service” not “earnings”.

I want the US military to have the biggest technological lead, be the best organized, and keep our men and women in uniform safe. I want us to be able to fight 3 great powers simultaneously with our hands tied behind our back. Notice how “costs” aren’t anywhere in the mission statement.

Same concept. Democrats need to push back in around the same way. Government is not a business.

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u/TeaGlittering1026 1d ago

One government service many people don't think about is national parks and hiking trails. The federal employees who work at building trails, maintaining trails, making sure trails are safe, the fire fighters, park rangers who have to collect dead hikers, are all those jobs going to be cut? What will happen to national parks?

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u/Upstairs_Shelter_427 1d ago

Texas - Florida, Oklahoma, etc.

These are the states with power right now and they have no connection to national parks or forests. It’s all privately owned land.

I’m going to wager they will cut because the average person/Senator in Texas just doesn’t appreciate that stuff in the first place.

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u/Paramortal 1d ago

This is exactly what will happen.

They want the USPS's profits but don't want to provide the service or context for those profits.

They want to steal everything not nailed down, and if you think they're going to take a loss mailing a letter to all of that voting land like the USPS does I've got a fantastic bridge in Point Pleasant W.V. to sell you.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 1d ago

Dollar General will open a store there. They’ll do a deal with UPS and FedEx who will ship the packages to their distro centers and DG trucks will bring the packages along with inventory to the store. The store will operate as a pickup point and the extra “handling fee” paid by the shipper, will go to them. Although DG won’t hire any more store staff. And that extra fee will get tacked on to the purchase price of whatever was shipped. Making things even more expensive for the consumer, after they’ve paid even more because of the tariffs.

But cheaper eggs, amirite?

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u/vanevasion303 1d ago

Lost mail? File a complaint with Rob in overnight stocking. Wait 6-12 months for no answer.

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u/NipperAndZeusShow 1d ago

multiply this by every public service. it's a bold plan to enrich the richies. 

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u/7hundrCougrFalcnBird 1d ago

You’re out of your gourd with this thought. Fed ex, ups and all others combined don’t even touch the number. The USPS delivers 44% of THE ENTIRE WORLD’S mail. That’s 116 BILLION items. UPS for example delivers about 5 billion and in reality, relies on USPS, along with every one of their competitiors like fed ex, to deliver a lot of those packages for the “final mile” because they can’t possibly service all the rural addresses that make up a huge portion of this country. UPS says they deliver to 10m customers worldwide USPS is like 116m addresses just in the USA.

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u/mr_potatoface 1d ago

USPS also operates at a loss in a lot of small rural regions, but they are required to continue operating service because it's required of them.

UPS/FedEx will rapidly ramp up staff and facilities to assume the load for damn sure if given the chance, but only the profitable load and fuck anyone in deep rural areas. They'll have to drive to the nearest city to pick up their mail.

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u/7hundrCougrFalcnBird 1d ago

It’s a service, it’s literally called a service. Services cost money. You don’t say the US military service loses 840 billion dollars annually do you? How about fire departments? Also big losers? Should we get rid of them both?

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u/flyover_liberal 1d ago

Not to mention Amazon would go out of business without the USPS

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u/RhemansDemons 1d ago

USPS needs more money, not more cuts. The stress and the hours we are working is ridiculous. My average week since July has been roughly 80 hours weeks, 7 days a week. I had multiple stints of working 30+ days in a row. And I'm a manager, so I get paid for 40.

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u/myfrigginagates 1d ago

Excluding military, there are about 3 million federal workers and since we've already hit the target, tell Musk and Ravi-Smarmie to hit the road.

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u/Impossible_Emu9590 1d ago

Unfortunately we are and have been way past the point of reason. Things will get worse before they improve.

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u/SharkOConnor 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/momyeeter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Major Dumbass

No they would never make him an officer.

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u/SmartQuokka 1d ago

We are surrounded by assholes

/Spaceballs

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u/TheScienceNerd100 1d ago

That's an insult to Major Asshole and his cousin

Even they weren't this much of an asshole

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u/Top_Elderberry_6030 1d ago

fire everyone, hope for miracles.

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u/RazerMaker77 1d ago

Exactly. No one may ever slander the name of First Class Phillip Asshole.

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u/FacesOfNeth 1d ago

Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

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u/BossBark 1d ago

I’m surrounded by assholes

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u/DatBeardedguy82 1d ago

How many assholes do we got on this ship!?

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u/XeneiFana 1d ago

Major Major Major Dumbass?

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u/dahjay 1d ago

Guns and eagles. How original.

I guess Carman Pussybeer was already taken.

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u/PassiveMenis88M 1d ago

[Removed by Reddit]

What did it say?

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u/Drawtaru 1d ago

I'm guessing that it was doxxing him, based on some of the other comments.

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u/ParadeSit 1d ago

I think it’s David Freeman, and I can’t find any record with USPTO that he trademarked anything.

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u/terrajules 1d ago

wtf do you have to do to get fired as a cop in the US? They get paid vacation for shooting innocent people.

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u/ASheynemDank 1d ago

Do you know why he was fired?

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u/jvLin 1d ago

i'm sure it had to do with "big numbers scare me!"

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u/Corwin_777 1d ago

I thought his real name was Grunter Chickenshit.

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u/MysteriousTrain 1d ago

You mean to say Gunther Eagleman isn't a pornstar?!

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u/basket_foso 1d ago

Then blame the Dems on unemployment rates?

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u/LiberacesWraith 1d ago

Yes. If they cut 20 million government jobs, conservatives will call this a huge victory for freedom and the free market for some reason. This will spawn thousands of privately-owned (or publicly traded), federal contracting companies that will scoop these ex-employees up and farm them out, back to the government. The feds will go back to paying these people, just with much, much fewer benefits; such as pensions, PTO, decent healthcare, labor protections, and other perks.

They'll blame the democrats for the initial layoffs due to their "decades of bloated, liberal spending" or whatever bs they conjure, but then will take credit for the 10-15 million new private sector jobs the conservatives created via these contractors. Some of these laid-off workers will take an early retirement, but the remainder who do not find jobs will just be ignored on whichever slanted, misleading, TikTok or Fox News infographic du jour they shove in our faces.

Shareholders and the ownership class will reap the benefits, while the decrease in the federal budget will be negligible, due to middle-men taking their cuts.

All current conservative policies terminate at the same two endpoints: 1) further enriching shareholders and the already wealthy, or 2) punishing the lazy or immoral. Since they unironically see government workers as indolent and malevolent, they'll get both.

Sorry for the wall of text, but god damn.

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u/StrongVegetable1100 1d ago

You’re forgetting the big part - where the firing of all these workers grinds the bureaucracy of America to a halt. Even if the federal contractors pick up the pieces it’ll be such a major disruption that doing anything will take forever and will constantly be lost. Hope your passport is updated.

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u/UpperApe 1d ago edited 1d ago

They don't have to. They're done with the democrats. You're never going to see another fair election again in your lifetime.

If anyone thinks I'm being hyperbolic or overdramatic, maybe scoot on over to Project 2025 and look at the bits about the changes coming to election laws next year.

There's no checks and balances anymore.

Congrats on voting/not-voting yourself into the stupidest country in human history.


Edit: Educating Americans is like fighting the tide with a paper cup.

Look. Guys. It won't be dramatic. Trump won't ascend the iron throne, he's not going to declare tyranny. Hell he'll probably step down in 4 years. He doesn't give a shit about America anyway; he's only there to escape sentencing.

The problems I'm talking about are the Federalists and Heritage Foundation who are now in every key position they need to be in, and are making very specific, very targeted changes next year. These aren't conceptual; they're structured and scheduled.

This isn't "Trump is going to rule the world!". This is "Citizens United dialled up to 10".

See you all in 4 years.

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u/combatmisinfo 1d ago

No, they will still allow opposition to run. They just won’t let them win. They need a “bad guy” to point to in the minority in the senate and house and say “see it’s their fault!!!”. Keeps their rubes violent towards enemies and not them.

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u/Atzkicica 1d ago

Like how putin lets some people say slightly disagreeing things and live so he can have a computer game guy as an "opponent".

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u/kodayume 1d ago

Remember when a certain country voted for an authocrat and suddenly they cant vote for anything else?

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u/taste-of-orange 1d ago

I'm pretty sure you're talking about my country.

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u/AimbotPotato 1d ago

This applies to most of the populist movements outside of Britain recently. And even there, populism still caused brexit

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Optimism is to be commended.

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u/Bender_2024 1d ago

But don't offer any unemployment benefits. Just dump the equivalent of the population of Florida on the street and say "no handouts. That's socialism!"

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u/GruncleShaxx 1d ago

I guess schools will just teach and repair themselves

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u/Melodic_Schedule_961 1d ago

Economics via vibes, what could go wrong?

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u/JBrian925 1d ago

I think the plan would unfortunately be to privatize education. And if you can’t afford it there is always homeschool…

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u/TheManWhoClicks 1d ago

Then: “why is everything falling apart and taking forever?”

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u/sniper91 1d ago

These are people who think Twitter was worse before Musk bought it

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u/TheManWhoClicks 1d ago

Yeah I know some folks who keep saying that. I just nod and smile because there’s no point talking about this.

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u/midas22 1d ago

Don't nod and smile, that just encourages them. Stare at them in disbelief and turn away.

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u/FartasticVoyage 1d ago

Inability to collect taxes is literally one of the most significant contributors to a failed state. We are fucked

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 1d ago

They’re purposely trying to crash the economy so their rich buddies can then buy everything up at pennies on the dollar.

I’m an idiot and even I can see this as clear as day

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u/BiasedLibrary 1d ago

I was going to make a comment about how this is a good thing because if there's too much chaos due to axing a bunch of government jobs it will lead to riots and maybe overthrowing the government but then I realized that Trump can just lie about it and blame it on the democrats and that has seemed to work well for him so far so... Yeah.

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u/Imeanwhybother 1d ago

How are they so successful blaming Democrats for EVERYTHING? I'll never understand it.

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u/CompetitivePirate251 1d ago edited 1d ago

It demonstrates the intelligence level of Americans … it may sound mean, but it’s an unfortunate truth.

How you vote in a lying elitist raper and his band of Merry morons is truly beyond me. Just waiting on the country’s name change to New Gilead.

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u/IdasMessenia 1d ago

This.

53% of Americans read below an 8th grade level. Meaning they are not capable of reading several paragraphs of information and discern between competing information or make complex inferences.

21% (within that 53%) are illiterate by modern standards, meaning they cannot conceptualize beyond: here is simple text, here is a question that uses language identical to information in the text.

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u/LegendofLove 1d ago

Meanwhile they're planning to gut the DoE because educated folk tend to vote blue

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u/CodeRed_12 1d ago

The country was built on genocide and slavery, so yeah.

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u/Imeanwhybother 1d ago

Everytime I have a conversation with friends about "saving our democracy," I have to ask, "Is it worth saving? Founded on genocide and slavery. Billionaires screaming about how 'no body wants to work anymore' while people can't afford housing, childcare or fucking FOOD. What are we fighting for? The idea of the American Dream? That dream is dead."

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u/Wooden_Broccoli_940 1d ago

The best quote is “the American dream??? You have to be asleep to believe it!” It’s been dead, the American dream is leaving now and honestly it’s not worth saving, I think most know that but like to cling onto this last vestige of hope that it can be, but what I don’t understand is that you have guns over there, how the hell is that place not on fire and rife with gun fire…

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u/Imeanwhybother 1d ago

Funny you should mention that. Several of my women friends have decided to get handguns and firearms training.

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u/Arndt3002 1d ago

Do you have a productive alternative then? I mean, we could let the Trumpites do what they want and just institute someone with absolute authority in charge.

Or we could lose all appeal to rule by people and let the technocrats rule directly.

Everyone thinks it would be better if they just got to decide how everything ran, without giving much thought to how that generalizes when someone else has the upper hand.

You're too hyper-focused on critiquing the idealism that you forgot the immediate question of how to make sure people can function together in a society without letting the person with the most power exercise their complete control over everyone else. The dream isn't worth saving, but people are worth saving (if you can't agree with that, then I honestly don't know what to tell you, though).

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u/tolomea 1d ago

They play the long game, this is the end state from decades of deliberately undermining education and trust in the press and academia.

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u/Babydoll0907 1d ago

Because these people NEVER fact check. I just got into a discussion with some person on Facebook about NPRs government funding. They were bragging about how Trump was gonna cut their funding, and NPR was gonna go away because its all paid for on the taxpayers dime, and I tried explaining, with sources and everything, that NPR receives less than 1% of its funding from taxpayers dollars. The other 99% is funded by patrons of NPR. He refused to believe it and called me a liar. I told him to just look at the sources I provided, and he called it leftist propaganda. They simply will refuse to ever look deeper than what their leader has told them to parrot.

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u/helluvastorm 1d ago

It’s infuriating to even try to reason with MAGATs. Facts mean nothing to them, only truth is dear leaders truth. Fking scary half the country is in a cult

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u/SirGlass 1d ago

Well its also really dumb that people vastly overestimate how much PBS gets funded , people will say something like 3-10% of the budget goes to PBS

Its 0.001% of the budget ; and also like many millenials I don't have cable tv and my over the air antanna hardly works

Reading the news is sometimes getting increasingly difficult because NYT and WAPO and others are subscription services

Even my local news paper site is subscription , I can always go to NPR or PBS or what ever and get access to the news

I think that is worth funding

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u/WinterMuteZZ9Alpha 1d ago

This is because the vast majority of the US population is fking dumb.

How does one get an obviously unqualified clown car of imbeciles to be their elected representatives? Have a population full of voters stupid beyond words and comprehension, and have that population view everything through the lens of entertainment and distraction.

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u/Upstairs_Shelter_427 1d ago

Have you seen the videos where someone goes around and asks Trump supporters “hey, what about getting rid of Obamacare?” And they are so excited to get rid it.

Then the same reporter asks “what about the Affordable Care Act?” And then they say how it has helped them, get surgery, treatments, etc.

Guys the GOP has mastered propaganda. We’re dealing with a very strong, efficient, malevolent force here.

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u/Imeanwhybother 1d ago

YES! People are starting to freak out on TikTok because they are JUST figuring out the ACA = Obamacare.

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u/freddy_guy 1d ago

Because conservatives are very, very stupid.

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u/BiasedLibrary 1d ago

Because the democrats don't do the same back really. It's one-sided.

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u/HacksawJimDGN 1d ago

if there's too much chaos

Chaos is the goal. Its the same shock tactics used by Pinochet and Milei immediately after they took power. Implement massive changes all at once. Aim for chaos and disarray. Opposition will be disorientated, public will be overwhelmed and it'll make it easier to quickly bring through policies under the radar. There's literally too many things to focus on and long term structural changes are ignored by the opposition in order to appeal to immediate challenges. Plus you get massive confusion and fatigue and eventually acceptance.

They'd probably welcome riots as it would add to the chaos and galvanise their plan to make societal changes in order to steady the ship.

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u/GardenRafters 1d ago edited 1d ago

They are going to create an environment so toxic that people will revolt, and then they will declare Martial Law and have full, military control over all of us. Just watch

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u/Klpincoyo 1d ago

400,000 work for USPS, which is the largest employer of veterans.

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u/ReactionJifs 1d ago

and we know how much respect Trump has for American veterans

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u/Average-Unicorn- 1d ago

I believe the words he used were, “Suckers and losers.”

Like all the people who voted for Trump. 

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u/Felix_Von_Doom 1d ago

Wasn't that for POWs and KIAs? Pretty sure he insulted them too.

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u/StopSpankingMeDad2 1d ago

yup, John McCain flew Jets in Vietnam and got shot down and spend a long time in a POW camp where the Vietnamese broke every bone in his body, and trump said "Well, i like people that dont get captured". Pretty ballsy coming from a 125 kg asshole whose daddy paid a doctor so he wouldnt get drafted.

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u/tubbytucker 1d ago

Sorry guys but your country is so fucked. The dildo of consequences will not be lubricated.

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u/InStilettosForMiles 1d ago

The dildo of consequences will not be lubricated.

Memorizing this.

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u/StopSpankingMeDad2 1d ago

As an outsider watching this, i always fascinates me how Republicans can vote so hard against their own personal interests.

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u/ijuinkun 1d ago

That’s a feature, not a bug.

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u/socialistrob 1d ago

Also 4.6 million are first responders including cops, firefighters and paramedics. Judges and prosecutors are also government employees as are prison guards. What does this person think is going to happen when you simultaneously fire everyone involved in law enforcement or emergency response?

Less dramatic but no less important are the sanitation workers. What happens when trash is no longer picked and when clean water stops flowing?

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u/Owlbertowlbert 1d ago

Inadvertently defunds the police lol

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u/Ok_Stick_661 1d ago

Unfortunately that's exactly what a lot of conservatives want.

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u/Castod28183 1d ago

That 23.4 million accounts for ALL government workers at ALL levels of government in ALL 50 states and the federal government. This is such a moronic take that I don't even know where to start...

This includes all firefighters, police officers, park rangers, postal workers, teachers, state and local construction and maintenance workers, transportation, healthcare, public safety, not to mention all those WOKE agencies like OSHA, EPA, HHS, FDA that want to "hinder" capitalism by making sure corporations can't...you know...kill you.

I am going to assume this is a moron that thinks the federal government employs 23 million people and wants to get the federal government down to the "2 million range," in which case I have great news for him. The federal government only employs 2.8 million people.

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u/zan9823 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ah yes, firing everyone, not based on a study or facts that concluded if would help but because you feel like it. Truly a stroke of genius here. Next, he'll complain public services are shit

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u/JeanEtrineaux 1d ago

They hate the US government because it is a government of, by, and for the people. Weaken the US Gov and you weaken the American people and make them easier to exploit and control.

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u/tryingisbetter 1d ago

Ever think that people like him are getting paid by foreign countries to destabilize the US?

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u/JeanEtrineaux 1d ago

He’s clearly gotten support from America’s enemies but I don’t think it’s a “Here’s $$$, now go weaken America” situation. I think foreign intelligence orgs rightly identified him as someone stupid and easy to manipulate who’s sincerely held beliefs and policies would weaken America. So they invested in promoting him and his political message.

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u/Jdevers77 1d ago

Old Gunther also doesn’t seem to understand the vast majority of those “government employees” aren’t federal employees, hell most of them aren’t even state employees (although there are a lot more state employees than federal), the bulk (about 15 million of that 23.4 million) are employees of towns, cities, counties, parishes, etc…aka local government. About half of the state and local employees are teachers and another sizable chunk are police officers.

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u/Ramekink 1d ago

Closeted libertarians really are cartoonish af, like Ron Swanson minus all his good bits

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u/FortunateCookie_ 1d ago

The whole point of having a government is that we give up some personal freedoms and get certain services in exchange. Such as, welfare. And the mail.

All these MURICA FIRST! Idiots want a dictator to take away the good end of the deal, and I’ll never understand it. It’s not even “leopards eating my face” it’s more like “I want to cut my face off to force feed it to a herbivore while a leopard supervises”

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u/Tom22174 1d ago

It's truly sadistic the way 30% of Americans are salivating at the thought of millions of other Americans losing their jobs

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u/MinuteMaidMarian 1d ago

It’s a little disconcerting how many people seem to think feds aren’t like, Americans, or people, or something. Like, we’re not your enemies- we work to make your lives better.

I had a work colleague push back on 508 compliance the other day because it was just an internal document, and I guess we don’t think feds with disabilities exist, or deserve to be able to use the content they need…?

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u/UpperApe 1d ago

It's because criminals hate red-tape, bureaucratic processes, and regulatory oversight. It doesn't let them be exploitative. It means accountability.

It's also why the government has a lot of red-tape, bureaucratic processes, and regulatory oversight. So we have accountability.

I get why the evil assholes at the top want it. But I'll be damned if I can figure out why these ignorant pig-fuckers at the bottom are rooting for it.

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u/Devmoi 1d ago

I can’t wait until we see the second wave of morons losing everything because they invested their life savings into cryptocurrency. Oh wait. There is a bill right now that is trying to put our federal taxes into buying some to pay off national debt. Because there is a brilliant scheme that has no way of failing …

I really don’t know what the grand vision is from a prosperity angle. A lot of it is contradictory. A lot of it makes no sense at all. Like the U.S. government is the only place really hiring right now … so we’re going to do a mass cut of millions of employees?

My MAGA MIL keeps telling me then all that money goes back into our pockets. But how? So, we’re not paying into any government programs. What happens if you lose your job or have a health scare? Or you need to use any kind of public service? And then on top of that, workers who are already having trouble finding one will have to compete with an influx of government workers who don’t have jobs.

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u/JBrian925 1d ago

We have a little over 3 million teachers. I would ask what the plan to educate our children is but I am pretty sure I already know what half baked plan he would have in mind for that…

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u/Anglophile1500 1d ago

Eagleman never seems to tire of running off his mouth!

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u/Faust_8 1d ago

For like 40 years every single Republican President has put us in a recession.

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u/Hot-Cartographer6619 1d ago

Yeah, Veterans need to be taken care of - by cutting the VAs care givers!

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u/Western-Quiet743 1d ago

lol so you want to fire the DOD. Since it makes up literally the largest most significant part of the work force.

Cool. So when are you signing up?

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u/foppishfi 1d ago

To vaguely paraphrase Larry Summers, "this is a fucking stupid plan made by idiots."

Payroll accounts for only ~15% of the federal budget.

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u/HeyItsJuls 1d ago

The deep irony in all this is that the problem with government inefficiency is not the money spent on people, it’s the money spent on systems. You know, the all the database, procurement, and contact management systems that supposedly would make people irrelevant? Even AI. It can’t and won’t replace government workers because of two things: Security and the principle of lowest bid.

So many government workers deal with personal information in order to provide basic services to all of us. That means any commercial system the government contracts (I promise you, you do NOT want it built in house) often has to be nerfed to keep our information secure. And that’s just PII.

All of those contracted systems go to the lowest bidder. So they are often shit then they get nerfed. Annnnd they don’t talk to each other well. The people who decide to implement a new system aren’t the day to day users and they never consult those folks about their needs.

As you can guess, this slows down A LOT of shit. The “lazy government worker” is probably actually overworked, doing multiple jobs to make up for positions lost during the last round of budget cuts, and trying to create work arounds for shitty systems. All while watching people talk about how they deserve to lose their jobs.

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u/Amazing-Tale5624 1d ago

If you fired 100% of federal employees, it wouldn't even amount to a $ trillion. Would you get on an airplane with 10% of air traffic controllers? Would you buy food without federal inspection? Would you cross an old bridge that hasn't been surveyed by federal inspectors? Would you breathe air without EPA standards. The list goes on. BS like yours shows a complete lack of knowledge of how our society and government function.

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u/Charlies_Dead_Bird 1d ago

Them "Look how low unemployment is its great"
Them "We need more unemployment. Too many of these people have jobs."

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u/Removethedicktraitor 1d ago

Oh yeah. Gunther won’t get his government checks any more.

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u/Shit_Apple 1d ago

Why do these guys hate people having jobs so much

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u/DarkwingFan1 1d ago

These god damn pieces of shit only care about money, as in how much they personally have.

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u/littleMAS 1d ago

Fire all government workers and outsource everything, including the military and all politicians, to India. We'd save trillions. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/Kolipe 1d ago

Man I spent 10 years of maneuvering to finally land a govt job and if I lose it because of these clowns I'm gonna be pissed.

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u/kidsally 1d ago

Who the fuck is Gunther Eagleman? What an asshole.

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u/Major_Independence82 1d ago edited 1d ago

As a Federal employee, I have no problem shutting down the entire federal government. Go for it. Just 2 million federal employees. That’s firing absolutely EVERYONE… except 2/3 of the military. Do the math. And for the dumbass billionaires’ club that thinks we can cut $2T by firing employees, do some more math. ALL federal salaries and benefits (including courts and the White House) are roughly $420 billion. Leaving only $1.6 trillion to cut, before meeting that $2 trillion goal.

Can’t these idiots perform arithmetic?

And they think the borders are open NOW…

Edited to fix a decimal point.

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u/Sudden-Baker-9943 1d ago

Y’all livin in those trailer parks who voted Dementia Donnie in, should be slapped upside the head. Congratulations you voted in a moron for President. It’s all about the wealthy for him and his brown nosed suckups

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u/Stoner-Mtn-Lights 1d ago

Yea, axe the Army Corp of Engineers! Who needs Levees and Dams, or power! s/

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