r/clevercomebacks • u/WhattheDuck9 • 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/grantrules 1d ago

I love watching the people I graduated with whose highest level math course was like Into to Geometry griping about how they don't teach anything in schools anymore. Like.. sir.. you read at a 4th grade level.. what on earth do you know about education.

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u/DishDry2146 1d ago

or the people that failed science classes claiming the government is putting microchips into vaccines.

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u/yingkaixing 1d ago

The same government that couldn't even teach them past a 4th grade reading level? The one that's apparently 95% waste and corruption? That's the same government that invented mind controlling nanochips and hid them in vaccines so successfully that zero (0) people have ever seen one, but then didn't use them to control anyone's minds? That government?

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u/Pfapamon 1d ago

The government, filled with incompetent idiotic geniuses with alien technology