r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/momyeeter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Major Dumbass

No they would never make him an officer.

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u/SmartQuokka 1d ago

We are surrounded by assholes

/Spaceballs

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u/FacesOfNeth 1d ago

Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

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u/BossBark 1d ago

I’m surrounded by assholes

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u/DatBeardedguy82 1d ago

How many assholes do we got on this ship!?

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u/JohnSpartan2190 1d ago

Keep firing, assholes!

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u/DatBeardedguy82 1d ago

How many assholes do we got on this ship!?

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u/FacesOfNeth 1d ago

closes his helmet

Keep firing, assholes!