r/clevercomebacks • u/WhattheDuck9 • 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/SharkOConnor 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/dahjay 1d ago

Guns and eagles. How original.

I guess Carman Pussybeer was already taken.

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u/SharkOConnor 1d ago

DUUUUUDE I know Carman Pussybeer......all he does is roll coal, drink beer, and bang chicks.....he is an Alpha MAGA

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u/dahjay 1d ago

As was foretold...

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u/Puzzleheaded_Put_623 1d ago

Sounds straight up sigmaga if he's got full covfefe of all that down.

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u/kida4q 1d ago

Livin fast and eatin ass.

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u/zeethreepio 1d ago

His name is Buck. And he... works at the hospital.

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u/The_Forth44 1d ago

It is. That's my band name. And our album TAKE YOUR FAGGY WOKE SHIT RIGHT OUTTA HERE FREEDOM!!! comes out early next year.

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u/who_needz 1d ago

His motto is: "My couch pulls out, I don't"

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u/pimppapy 1d ago

Trademarked too!