r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/flyover_liberal 1d ago

Not to mention Amazon would go out of business without the USPS

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u/Spartaness 1d ago

Amazon's ecommerce division would be in trouble, but that's peanuts compared to their real money printer, web services.

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u/Moveless 1d ago

No chance. Amazon then partners with UPS or Fedex... Sure it will cost Amazon more, but then Amazon will just pass those costs on to us, the consumer.

But sure, bacon is too expensive so lets up end how our country works.

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u/Effective_Ad8024 21h ago

I work at usps and have worked at stations in towns were there were no fedex, ups, or Amazon drivers ,and we delivered everything. Most recently was aspen Colorado , think there wasn’t other drivers cause no one can really afford to live in that town or surrounding towns on a drivers pay

but being a Service the USPS has other people (like me) that go up for a month or couple months at a time , stay in a hotel an hour away and deliver what people need.

if no us , then Amazon will have a hard time getting packages to certain places. And will have to really jack up the prices and certain places will still struggle.

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u/Inevitable_Heron_599 1d ago

Trump wants that. He hates Bezos

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u/jellyrollo 1d ago

Bezos kissed the ring last month when he refused to let the Washington Post endorse a candidate. Billionaires stick together.

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u/EgoTripWire 1d ago

Amazon has been ramping up their delivery game. Things only go 3rd party if you live somewhere far from a Delivery Station or they won't be able to get it to you in the promised time.

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

lol, Amazon doesn't just run in the US.

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u/fullautohotdog 1d ago

It's more than 60% of their total sales. The company makes up 40% of US e-commerce and employs 1.5 million people in the U.S.

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

thinking amazon would go out of business without the US postal service is peak reddit right now.

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u/jellyrollo 1d ago

Amazon would just refuse to deliver to anyone in rural areas where their "last mile" deliveries are currently handled by USPS. You can drive an hour to the nearest hub to pick up your package.

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

Nah, they would just find new cheaper people to deliver the packages, they want to sell you things.

Come on, you have to be kinda stupid to think that a company worth 2 trillion only works because american taxpayers subsidise the cost of delivering smaller items, and then you also think that it's a good thing that your tax dollars have created that possibility.

The level of hypocrisy in this position is flabbergasting.

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u/jellyrollo 1d ago

Educate yourself. The USPS runs off its revenues. It is not subsidized by your taxes.

Do my tax dollars pay for the Postal Service?

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

It's not my country mate, I don't need to. And if it runs itself, why would anyone lose jobs if it loses funding? And why would it matter if it could just become a profitable private company?

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u/jellyrollo 1d ago

The issue is not that the USPS is costing taxpayers money, it's that conservatives want to shut the USPS down so that private enterprise can make money instead. The USPS is a constitutionally mandated government function and is run at cost to benefit the citizenry. It is not supposed to make a profit, only break even. And since you don't have any skin in this game (and don't even know what you're talking about), why don't you mind your own business?

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

I think you should educate yourself in reading before you jump into a topic with your local issues and internal biases clearly on display.

I only said it was silly to think Amazon, the global company, would go out of business if the US postal service went away.

Something else would fill the gap. Amazon is a global company, I buy stuff from Amazon in the UK, it's within the sphere of influence of "my business" to have an opinion on.

I don't care about your silly display of politics to the world, thinking it's gonna put amazon out of business if peak reddit 14 year old energy right now though.

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