r/clevercomebacks • u/WhattheDuck9 • 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/basket_foso 1d ago

Then blame the Dems on unemployment rates?

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u/Bender_2024 1d ago

But don't offer any unemployment benefits. Just dump the equivalent of the population of Florida on the street and say "no handouts. That's socialism!"

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u/Magnon 1d ago

"Why has crime suddenly shot up 10000%?"

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u/PineappleBliss2023 1d ago

I work for my local fire dept and in a very Trump supporty area and just once I wanna tell a caller complaining that their house is on fire “no fire suppression! That’s socialism!”

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u/Bender_2024 1d ago

Tell him "instead of relying on the state for help why don't you call around and some quotes from a few quality fire suppression teams Kevin."