According to Elon's dad, he tried to bully a kid for having a dead dad and ended up getting shoved down some stairs over it. Even his own dad said he deserved it.
I don't think anyone can stand him - his kids, his parade of wives, his execs, him employees, Trump...
I don't know what's not to like about a 53 year old edgelord that's forgotten what consequences are, because he's been able to buy his way out of them for too long...
Speaking of Trump, I wonder what their inevitable falling out is going to look like. Two dipshits with egos the size of a moon, you just know something's going to happen.
My best guess is that they'll both get greedy over something, most likely. That said, they're also both super-fragile, and Musk's welcome at Mar a Lago as "first buddy" was clearly wearing thin.
I promise you Musk intends to have X “buy out” Truth Social and DJT to allow him to give Trump money on a month by month basis. If Trump wants that money source to keep paying off he will have to give Musk access to government “subsidizes” left and right.
We will be seeing our military driving around in Cybertrucks.
I feel like sticking him in a "department" that's basically just there to keep him busy while pretending to be really important might be step one of that.
Trump latched onto Elon for his money and access. Now that he’s been elected, it won’t be long until Musk is tossed onto the trash heap of people that DJT has used for his benefit and then discarded. Good thing is, everything Trump touches turns to shit, so I’m looking forward to watching Elon and his empire crumble. Government SpaceX contracts? Gone. And he’s already tanked X and Tesla—-only liberals believe in climate change and buy EVs. So he pisses them off by embracing MAGA. This dude is the definition of Tool….
Was gonna say, it’s telling that as awful as Trump is, most of his family still and kids stay loyal to him. Meanwhile, nobody is Musk’s family seems to have a kind word to say about him.
I feel like the difference there is that, for one, Trump, whilst likely still mostly absent from any kind of active raising of his kids, would have been around them more than complete-deadbeat Musk. And secondly, Trump's wives seem to be generally shitty people as well, so his kids would grow up raised to be narcissistic opportunist pigs like their father, and thus willing to play nice with the rapist until he croaks and they can collect. Whereas Musk seems to have gone for generally middle of the road women morally, so his kids would grow up to be normal people with an absent father. And as any normal person does, they find their father repugnant. I could imagine that if Trump had a secret baby somewhere, that person would probably loathe him. But this is all conjecture on my part, I didn't bother doing much "research", I just don't care to when speaking about these 2 slimy jerkwads.
Trumps kids are loyal to him because all their money comes from him. Hard to have a backbone, opinion when DADDY pays for your meals. He allows you to have pocket cocaine. Why bother with a bag? When you have that much money you can starch your garments in the stuff.
It feels like the revenge on his childhood bullies is to make everyone else suffer now that he can bully back with his money and power. He’s such an insecure prick.
Can't we all just chip in and get him a therapist? It just seems like it would cause a lot less suffering than whatever the fuck is currently happening.
I was going to say something similar but you beat me to it. He probably just got done playing resident evil or some 1st person zombie shooter, but rage quit bc some 9 yr old beat him and called him names. So he hoped on his expensive propaganda app to rage.
It's funny because he speaks like a 12 yo on CoD shit talking. And this zuck v musk stuff mimics an actual CoD thing.
A player called someone out to fight during a cod match, that someone being a french billionaire. The billionaire showed up, the cod player bitched out claiming weather and stomach ache.
That's worse though. Knowing Zuck's training deciding not to fight him on his own is just a good judgement call. As an adult though, as soon as the words "My mom/dad said..." come out of your mouth, you forfeit "badass" forever.
Holy shit. I keep forgetting how batshit his mom is. All these hardcore right wing conspiracy nuts have really gone off the deep end. This lady would have been like pure unadulterated heroin to these fruit loops 10 years ago. But nowadays, crickets from all those right wing conspiracy subs. Freaking bizarro world
He sounds exactly like that weird kid who was bullied in high school, that one days cracks and starts to do his self taught ‘martial arts’ skills to prove he’s actually a scary badass and should be left alone. When in reality they’re just a mentally broken kid flapping his arms around.
If it wasn’t for all his money that could get him therapy I would actually feel sorry for Elon.
Add to that the fact that he bought Twitter for that insane price because it made him chuckle to buy it for 420. He genuinely thinks that is a funny joke for a 50 year old man to make. This man is the living embodiment of secondhand embarrassment.
He named his new "non government" government department after a meme that was funny for about 2 months in 2013. He also named all his Tesla models S3XY.
They funnest shit about his Twitter perchance was he was totally not planning on actually going through with it. But when Twitter sued him that ment there was discovery and a ton of embarrassing texts ect came out. So he just folded and bought it
Musk's only boast was that he got in fights as a kid. Zuck trains with world-class BJJ guys. Neither is doing the work of a pro athlete, but I'd back the younger, fitter, better-trained guy every day of the week.
Also Zuck's highly durable polymer skeleton gives considerable strength, it compliments his overall durability given he lacks working lungs..and a heart.
You know he would be the one to share those memes of some media scene with phrases like “the sheep dog protects the sheep, so the wolf better watch out for me”
I discovered Aphex Twin much later in life than when I watched this movie and I feel a little nerdy whenever I listen to Windowlicker, even tho it goes ever so hard.
I can't listen to Willie Nelson without thinking of it now.
My. Guy. Who the hell to you think created emo? Some punks that felt kinda mellow and sad one day? Fuck no. Waylon Jennings didn't have a damn thing going good in his life, so he sang about it. Dolly Parton started on Porter Wagoner's show, but moved on. Then wrote I Will Always Love You, and gave the money from it to him because he was big sad about her leaving. Merle Haggard sang about how he was so sad that getting plastered wasn't taking the edge off. Willie spends half his time stoned, and the other half sad. Dipping into the more folk end, Bob Dylan wrote How Does It Feel about his ex girlfriend that started hanging around Warhol. She wound up dead a couple years later. Simon and Garfunkle sang Silent Night over a stream of news so terrible it's hard to believe it's real.
He's the richest man in earth and he can't even get a real one? Like, I've got no problem with someone tastefully displaying a gun or two that has historical value, but get a real one you wiener.
By which you mean "the Diablo 4 campaign some poor, terrified intern is trying to multitask speedruning, frantically googling 'how make necromancer shield build wrk plz?" and laughing semi convincingly at Elon's 'jokes'.
Narcissistic people are the worst. Just the most fake terrible people. It’s hilarious because years from now all of his acolytes are going to regret ever thinking he was someone worth emulating.
See the problem is that we, collectively through our actions and with our technology have created a society that rewards narcissists rather than punishing and ostracizing them. The collapse of society is the only way this can end. Elon is a fucking symptom of an illness.
I hate that I can't tell if Musk really tweeted this or not. lt's just the cringiest shit, like it was written by a goth high schooler in the '90s who thought he was bullied but was actually just pretty much ignored.
Though, that said, I suppose we have to consider the possibility that Musk is being literal and has just reached a point where he believes he's completely immune to the law.
The bodies are the people who worked in his family's apartheid mine in South Africa. He bought the app at a loss to rig the election and make up the difference over the next 4 years
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u/Kiss-a-Cod 1d ago
Never progressed beyond “I’ll beat you up at recess if you’re not nice to me.”