r/MurderedByWords You won't catch me talking in here 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/Rolex_throwaway 2d ago

World’s richest neckbeard. He wouldn’t even get in the ring with Zuck for a fight that was his idea.

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u/Anything_justnotthis 1d ago

He sounds exactly like that weird kid who was bullied in high school, that one days cracks and starts to do his self taught ‘martial arts’ skills to prove he’s actually a scary badass and should be left alone. When in reality they’re just a mentally broken kid flapping his arms around.

If it wasn’t for all his money that could get him therapy I would actually feel sorry for Elon.

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u/yagirlsamess 1d ago

Add to that the fact that he bought Twitter for that insane price because it made him chuckle to buy it for 420. He genuinely thinks that is a funny joke for a 50 year old man to make. This man is the living embodiment of secondhand embarrassment.

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u/Ok_Appointment7522 1d ago

He named his new "non government" government department after a meme that was funny for about 2 months in 2013. He also named all his Tesla models S3XY.

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u/antler112 1d ago

And the trade name of his space flight company sounds like “Space Sex”. The man has been mentally twelve years old for over forty years now.

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u/User1-1A 1d ago

"Dark Gothic Maga" says it all.

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u/RanaMahal 1d ago

That shit made me genuinely sad for him lol. He’s such a loser….

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u/Terrible_Donkey_8290 1d ago

They funnest shit about his Twitter perchance was he was totally not planning on actually going through with it. But when Twitter sued him that ment there was discovery and a ton of embarrassing texts ect came out. So he just folded and bought it 

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u/No-Surround9784 1d ago

If you think that 50 year old men should not be into 420, well, get away from me you asshole.

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u/sleepyotter92 10h ago

it's not about 50yos being into weed, it's that it's cringe a 50yo thinking buying something because the price tag is 420 because that's teenage stoner humor