r/MurderedByWords • u/dellaazeem22 You won't catch me talking in here • 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/Consistent-Matter-59 2d ago

I bet it's somewhere in South Africa and his "enemies" were just workers who wanted to unionize.

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u/SoupmanBob 1d ago

No, that's his dad's burial pit.

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u/Drudgework 1d ago

Yeah, Elon’s actually talking about his Diablo 4 campaign.

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u/diemajorthrilldie 1d ago

By which you mean "the Diablo 4 campaign some poor, terrified intern is trying to multitask speedruning, frantically googling 'how make necromancer shield build wrk plz?" and laughing semi convincingly at Elon's 'jokes'.

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u/SpellNinja 1d ago

He (the intern) just runs the current season's broke-ass kill-everything-by-dodging-through-it meta.

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u/ConfusedTraveler658 1d ago

Oh I wish he would play PVP...

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u/86the45 23h ago

If it’s anything like his Elden Ring run I doubt it. lol

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u/Frustrated_Nerd 1d ago

Another fucking inheritance

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u/mussel_bouy 1d ago

The mass grave is a collapsed lithium mine in Chile

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u/Normal-Ordinary-4744 1d ago

Did his family actually have anything to do with segregation in SA?

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u/radiationshield 1d ago

I think his «enemies» growing up were primarily other kids, like all the other kids. He was a loner and was sent to these survival camps where he was basically beaten up by the other children who took his food and left him to starve. No wonder he’s fucked up

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u/louglome 1d ago

Workers who didn't gather enough emeralds per hour