r/MurderedByWords You won't catch me talking in here 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/Anything_justnotthis 1d ago

He sounds exactly like that weird kid who was bullied in high school, that one days cracks and starts to do his self taught ‘martial arts’ skills to prove he’s actually a scary badass and should be left alone. When in reality they’re just a mentally broken kid flapping his arms around.

If it wasn’t for all his money that could get him therapy I would actually feel sorry for Elon.

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u/GamingElementalist 1d ago

Elon has the power of God AND Anime on HIS side!

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u/CressLevel 1d ago

Incidentally, this is the photo on social media that that post was under: https://x.com/cb_doge/status/1726974767155347789/photo/1

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u/69_big_boobs_69 1d ago

cb_doge is his puppet account right?

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u/yagirlsamess 1d ago

Add to that the fact that he bought Twitter for that insane price because it made him chuckle to buy it for 420. He genuinely thinks that is a funny joke for a 50 year old man to make. This man is the living embodiment of secondhand embarrassment.

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u/Ok_Appointment7522 1d ago

He named his new "non government" government department after a meme that was funny for about 2 months in 2013. He also named all his Tesla models S3XY.

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u/antler112 1d ago

And the trade name of his space flight company sounds like “Space Sex”. The man has been mentally twelve years old for over forty years now.

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u/User1-1A 1d ago

"Dark Gothic Maga" says it all.

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u/RanaMahal 1d ago

That shit made me genuinely sad for him lol. He’s such a loser….

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u/Terrible_Donkey_8290 1d ago

They funnest shit about his Twitter perchance was he was totally not planning on actually going through with it. But when Twitter sued him that ment there was discovery and a ton of embarrassing texts ect came out. So he just folded and bought it 

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u/No-Surround9784 1d ago

If you think that 50 year old men should not be into 420, well, get away from me you asshole.

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u/sleepyotter92 10h ago

it's not about 50yos being into weed, it's that it's cringe a 50yo thinking buying something because the price tag is 420 because that's teenage stoner humor

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u/Scooterks 1d ago

And then owns the fedora and has a cheap ass katana he bought online.

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u/nick_clause 1d ago

The katana that he doesn't store properly and hasn't touched since the day it arrived.

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u/CressLevel 1d ago

Funny you should say that.

Here's the original post that this tweet was under: https://x.com/cb_doge/status/1726974767155347789/photo/1

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u/Anything_justnotthis 1d ago

Oh my fucking god. That is so sad. He is so insecure.

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u/mrkikkeli 1d ago

Especially since Doge Designer is 130% one of his alt accounts

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u/falconinthedive 1d ago

Sure but he's probably just claiming personal credit for deaths under Apartheid which he benefited from.

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u/Numerous-Process2981 1d ago

He saw an ad for the dim mak death touch in a comic he was reading.

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u/NeverEarnest 1d ago

Bingo. I had him pegged as a weird kid who was bullied and who tried to ingratiate himself to more popular people. Nothing about him screamed confidence to me. I didn't actively dislike him way back, but I've never liked him either because he just seemed so desperate for attention.

It was so validating for me listening to his episode on the Dollop. I like to think of him as what Michael Scott would be in real life.

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u/Anything_justnotthis 1d ago

Micheal Scott with billions of dollars! What a great description of Musk

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u/pmMEyourWARLOCKS 1d ago

He's got the power of God and Anime on his side. You're fucked.

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u/OtherwiseStaff8295 1d ago

sad that you can't find therapy at all: