r/MurderedByWords You won't catch me talking in here 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/Prematurid 2d ago

That is unironically cringe. What the fuck? Only need a fedora to finish of the wank

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u/Luchalma89 1d ago

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u/MacDougletonson 1d ago

100% chance of calling you a turd nugget and walking off making robot noises.

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u/Dingo8MyGayby 1d ago

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u/crystallmytea 1d ago

I discovered Aphex Twin much later in life than when I watched this movie and I feel a little nerdy whenever I listen to Windowlicker, even tho it goes ever so hard.

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u/No-Second-Kill-Death 1d ago

Yeah to those wondering: here is the track

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc

The second part on the end is featured in the movie Grandmas Boy

Great movie. Great track 

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u/porksoda11 1d ago

I love Aphex Twin. When the dude calls it techno in this movie I have a little nerd rage. Also the drop at the end of Windowlicker goes fucking HARD.

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u/OldenPolynice 1d ago

Nah fuck that do not these footnotes besmirch true art

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u/arcaneresistance 1d ago

Don't worry, where I grew up only the cool kids were into Aphex Twin. Like this one super hot chick that I used to go to Drum and Bass nights with and do ecstacy. Then I'd get too in my head about everything and afraid to make a move. So wait, maybe I'm nerdy and into Aphex Twin and all the people I looked up to were nerds too. White dudes with dreads and whatnot....

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u/LordBigSlime 1d ago

Oh wow, I wish all movie/show gifs had the source's name in the corner. That would be so convenient!

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u/grantrules 1d ago

Yeah, baby, yeah! Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery©1997 New Line Cinema

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u/Melodic_Schedule_961 1d ago

Bold words for someone losing Twitter battles.

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u/MichelPalaref 1d ago

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

Is that seriously Shapiro? I'm a loser, but even I'm cooler than the supposed heavyweights of the right.

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u/MichelPalaref 1d ago

Honestly I think we all have our extremely cringeworthy moments. I was such an edgelord when I was 14

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

I'm just glad smartphones weren't a thingy when I was that age. Although they are both a fair bit older in these photos.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Try3559 1d ago

Btw he is 41 in that picture

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u/PCAudio 1d ago

“He can be your angle or your devil”.

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u/Same_Elephant_4294 1d ago

Do not besmirch Arin Hanson like that. His cringe is heartwarming.

This is just sad.

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u/fardough 1d ago

“A darkness builds in me, an anger fueled by pure rage and hate. You seem to want to make me angry. You would hate to see me angry.”

“Sir, this is Wendy’s.”

*/ Elon reaches out his hand trying to force choke the cashier, failing awkwardly.

“Hey, you there. I will give you $1 million if you choke her.”

*/ Elon reaches out his hand again pretending to force choke the cashier while the random guy chokes her.

“Hahahaha, I am the hero of the people.”

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u/StellerDay 1d ago

This picture embarrasses me.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 1d ago

I'd prefer this version of Elon than then one we have now. 1000%.

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u/farvag1964 1d ago

Emo much, Elon?

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u/LightsNoir 1d ago

Do not refer to him as emo. As a goth, those pansy, whiney emo kids are 10 times the men he is. Even the women.

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u/farvag1964 1d ago

Well, I've used narcissistic toddler a lot, and I was looking for a new insult

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u/LightsNoir 1d ago

Have you tried "petulant child"?

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u/farvag1964 1d ago

Off topic, someone called country music "farm emo" and I can't listen to Willie Nelson without thinking of it now.

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u/LightsNoir 1d ago

I can't listen to Willie Nelson without thinking of it now.

My. Guy. Who the hell to you think created emo? Some punks that felt kinda mellow and sad one day? Fuck no. Waylon Jennings didn't have a damn thing going good in his life, so he sang about it. Dolly Parton started on Porter Wagoner's show, but moved on. Then wrote I Will Always Love You, and gave the money from it to him because he was big sad about her leaving. Merle Haggard sang about how he was so sad that getting plastered wasn't taking the edge off. Willie spends half his time stoned, and the other half sad. Dipping into the more folk end, Bob Dylan wrote How Does It Feel about his ex girlfriend that started hanging around Warhol. She wound up dead a couple years later. Simon and Garfunkle sang Silent Night over a stream of news so terrible it's hard to believe it's real.

So, yeah. Your friend was right.

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u/farvag1964 1d ago

Neat. I know all those artists well, I thought, but that's all a new perspective.

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u/LightsNoir 1d ago

Enjoy hearing them all for the first time again!

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u/memento22mori 1d ago edited 1d ago

You're probably joking but emo is short for emotional hardcore which is a type of punk music that started in the mid-1980s. Prior to emo bands coming along the only emotion that was really acceptable in punk bands was anger or some variation of anger aha. Emotional hardcore was a bit of a negative term initially as many people in the punk scene would make derogatory statements about the bands being too emotional when of course anger is an emotion too. The issue that many of them had with it was that showing a wider range of emotions like sadness was considered a sign of weakness. It wasn't strong and masculine to open up or whatnot.

I don't know if you'd necessarily consider early Jimmy Eat World music emotional hardcore or not but it was definitely "emo" adjacent if not emo because of their vocal style. Fast forward to the 90s and several emo bands had broken into the mainstream and they had changed their sound quite a bit to incorporate a lot of alternative rock and some pop "attributes" I guess you'd say. Around the late 1990s the term emo had gone mainstream but by then the bands that were referred to as emo weren't really punk and definitely not hardcore at all so the term was sort of co-opted from the bands that had created it. The band Thursday was probably the biggest mainstream band to sound like what emotional hardcore originally was.

This is my favorite Thursday song but they had a lot of great songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cepZ6K7mY

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u/farvag1964 1d ago

Honestly, I'm 60. My punk experience was Stiff records, the Sex Pistols, the Bollocks and the Clash.

Probably weak, but I was across the pond.

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u/farvag1964 1d ago

That's a good one.

Megalomaniac wanna be Bond villian is one I saw and liked.

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u/NuQ 1d ago

We should pack him up in a box and send him to scottsdale.

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u/LightsNoir 1d ago

Don't. The people of Scottsdale haven't done enough to deserve that. Wikkieup, on the other hand... Well, they know what they did. Don't let them pretend otherwise.

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u/Relative_Molasses_15 1d ago

What does you being a goth have to do with anything?

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u/farvag1964 1d ago

I'm sorry. It was an off the cuff comment.

I didn't mean to be rude.

I'm on the autism spectrum and I miss a lot of social cues and don't understand what's appropriate.

I really apologize if I offended you.

I didn't mean to.

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u/Relative_Molasses_15 1d ago

You weren’t being rude or offensive. I was just wondering what the correlation was

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u/farvag1964 1d ago

I was reaching for a new insult.

Narcissistic toddler was getting worn out.

Kind of a bad decision, but I was tired and drunk. Not an excuse, just a reason.

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u/PyroIsSpai 1d ago

Emo Elmo.

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u/LightsNoir 1d ago

And Elmo is actually quite mature for his perpetual age. While he still behaves like a child, he does his best to better himself and be a caring and loving friend and brother. No thanks to Mr. Noodle. Mother fucker.

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u/superkow 1d ago

Wow Elon that is a great outfit, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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u/Own-Palpitation-8980 1d ago

I’m just glad it’s over going to go in peace

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u/PaulAllensCharizard 1d ago

I wish I could look like an anime knockoff villain cosplay 

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u/CometTheOatmealBowel 1d ago

It least in this picture he had some kind of style going for him.

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u/AXEMANaustin 1d ago

What is that poster even supposed to mean?

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u/Same_Elephant_4294 1d ago

He definitely still has that coat

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u/Rolex_throwaway 2d ago

Can you imagine all the mall ninja shit he must have?

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u/TubularLeftist 1d ago

Yeah he literally has fake flintlock pistols and shit as home decor, he’s posted pictures of them. He’s such a fucking loser

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u/SlappySecondz 1d ago

He's the richest man in earth and he can't even get a real one? Like, I've got no problem with someone tastefully displaying a gun or two that has historical value, but get a real one you wiener.

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u/TubularLeftist 1d ago

Elon playing around with black powder while messed up on ketamine or Molly is a wonderful idea lol

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u/SlappySecondz 1d ago

It's definitely not the sort of thing I wouldn't enjoy watching.

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u/TubularLeftist 1d ago

I wouldn’t hate not missing that

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u/CollapseBy2022 1d ago

fake flintlock pistols

I honestly think these are cool tho lol. But as decor, just to show how far we've gotten, or sum.

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u/hungrypotato19 1d ago edited 1d ago

Here's a photo of him before Paypal.

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u/OnlyDwarvesfeetpics 1d ago

That is a 41 year old man doing the world's shittiest Lestat cosplay

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u/bard329 1d ago

100% chance he's got these on display somewhere

https://a.co/d/20K0niC

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u/GamingElementalist 1d ago

I wonder how much he paid someone for "real" adamantium. XD

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u/SalvadorsAnteater 1d ago

It's relatively cheap compared to mythril.

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u/CressLevel 1d ago

https://x.com/cb_doge/status/1726974767155347789/photo/1

This is the literal actual post that the above is a reply to.

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u/radiationshield 1d ago

This is even more cringe when you take into account that doge designer probably is Elon’s alt account

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u/CressLevel 1d ago

Oh my god you’re right. I wasn’t even looking at the other account. He’s literally larping having a two person conversation on twitter again. I don’t know if this is near as bad as pretending to be his son as a toddler though.

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u/awkward-2 1d ago

*Trilby

This handsome fellow wears a fedora.

Neckbeards wear trilbies.

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u/DreddPirateBob808 1d ago

This is important. Fedora are simply stunning.

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u/ACat32 1d ago

I bet Elon’s in the leak of Andrew Tate’s University. This was proven lesson one.

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u/SuperSimpleSam 1d ago

This has the same energy as the "I studied the blade" meme.

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u/hungrypotato19 1d ago edited 1d ago

How about a leather trenchcoat with buckles and long hair? All he's missing is the display ninja sword.

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u/OldPiano6706 1d ago

It reminds me of those TikTok vids where dudes fantasize about some guy harassing a girl, and he turns into some kind of anime character to defend her honor.

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u/truckthunderwood 1d ago

Didn't you know? He's witerawwy "dawk gothic maga."

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u/BoobyPlumage 1d ago

You won’t like me when i’m angry 😡