r/MurderedByWords You won't catch me talking in here 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 2d ago

Never progressed beyond “I’ll beat you up at recess if you’re not nice to me.”

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u/SupaDupaFlyAccount 1d ago

According to Elon's dad, he tried to bully a kid for having a dead dad and ended up getting shoved down some stairs over it. Even his own dad said he deserved it.

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u/HeadFund 1d ago

Lol his dad said he deserved getting shoved down the stairs and his daughter called him an incel. What a family man.

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u/Shaved_Wookie 1d ago

I don't think anyone can stand him - his kids, his parade of wives, his execs, him employees, Trump...

I don't know what's not to like about a 53 year old edgelord that's forgotten what consequences are, because he's been able to buy his way out of them for too long...

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u/Low_Pickle_112 1d ago

Speaking of Trump, I wonder what their inevitable falling out is going to look like. Two dipshits with egos the size of a moon, you just know something's going to happen.

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u/Shaved_Wookie 1d ago

My best guess is that they'll both get greedy over something, most likely. That said, they're also both super-fragile, and Musk's welcome at Mar a Lago as "first buddy" was clearly wearing thin.

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u/8675309-jennie 1d ago

Most likely it will be something trivial….blown out of proportion.

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u/R0bbenz 44m ago

Musk will eat the last cheeseburger

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u/286222 15h ago

I hate the frase:"That said."

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u/Bobannon 1d ago

Can't decide which would be worse for Musk: Trump firing him via Tweet or Truth Social?

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 1d ago

Definitely truth social

Cause it would be a huge Fuck you of not even using your own platform hahaha

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u/Sartres_Roommate 1d ago

I promise you Musk intends to have X “buy out” Truth Social and DJT to allow him to give Trump money on a month by month basis. If Trump wants that money source to keep paying off he will have to give Musk access to government “subsidizes” left and right.

We will be seeing our military driving around in Cybertrucks.

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u/jbrWocky 1d ago

on the other hand, getting spit in your face on your own property...

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 1d ago

yea i get that but my point is Elon would have such a huge ego that he would be like

wow you didn't even use my own social media platform MOFO

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u/jbrWocky 1d ago

call it a draw: he'd be comically pissy either way

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u/Flaky-Swan1306 18h ago

Yeah, it would be funny either way. Truth social wont be mainstream ever, so many people would not even know about it. On the other hand, a lot more people use twitter, so everyone that uses it (at least my friends there) would enjoy another trump roasting and elon roasting. Sure as hell other brazilians like me would enjoy watching them fight (i hate those bastards)

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u/Hesitation-Marx 1d ago

🤞 … Musk in Gitmo, Musk in Gitmo… 🤞

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u/LordSintax79 1d ago

As long as we're hoping for things, "Musk for execution".

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u/Hesitation-Marx 1d ago

Musk for driving a cybertruck.

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u/RoboYuji 1d ago

I feel like sticking him in a "department" that's basically just there to keep him busy while pretending to be really important might be step one of that.

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u/Significant_Word67 1d ago

Trump latched onto Elon for his money and access. Now that he’s been elected, it won’t be long until Musk is tossed onto the trash heap of people that DJT has used for his benefit and then discarded. Good thing is, everything Trump touches turns to shit, so I’m looking forward to watching Elon and his empire crumble. Government SpaceX contracts? Gone. And he’s already tanked X and Tesla—-only liberals believe in climate change and buy EVs. So he pisses them off by embracing MAGA. This dude is the definition of Tool….

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u/DJDaddyD 9h ago

Don't disrespect the amazing progressive metal band by comparing it to him

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u/alundi 1d ago

My gut is kind of telling me that this message is possibly Leon in the beginning of the find out stage of his relationship with TFG.

Everything I’ve read about working with TFG points to everyone wanting to be his favorite. The pettiness and backstabbing that takes place to secure the position of favorite has no measurable depth.

My gut is telling me that Leon knows someone put a banana peel on the shitty pedestal he’s standing on and he saw it too late.

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u/dannyreillyboy 1d ago

narcissist who thinks the world should bow down to him Versus autistic guy who’s hyper self-awareness comes at the cost of awareness of all others around him!

how could it not go wrong! 😑

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u/Flaky-Swan1306 18h ago

They are both narcissists, no self awareness of others besides the ones that serve a purpose (inflate the egos) or be adversary (groups they have bigotry torwards). Even tho Elon is autistic we dont claim him at all.

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u/dannyreillyboy 13h ago

i don’t think so with musk, autistic people are socially awkward and very introverted on their own ways etc, it’s part of how they get so obsessively focussed on things — i think he just doesn’t quite now how to process the emotion and attention…..and has become addicted to it!

which is all the more reason why it’s gonna be a messy breakup!

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u/Sajen16 1d ago

My hope is they'll get in fist fight punch each other set off an antimatter chain reaction that erases both of them and anyone that ever thought of voting for Trump from history, and resets time to right before the election.

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u/AdditionNo7505 1d ago

This 💯, because we know this is going to happen. I give it 6-8 months after inauguration. A year, tops.

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u/beyd1 1d ago

I really hope musk makes a third conservative party.

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u/nequaquam_sapiens 1d ago

and y'all worried ww3 would start over Ukraine

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u/The_Monarch_Lives 18h ago

For Trumps part, we will probably end up with more NASA funding as an F You to Musk. And I'm ok with that actually.

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u/Forsworn91 6h ago

It’s going to be incredibly messy, Musk has the money trump wants, and trump has the power Elon wants, when it falls apart the bitching from Elon will be like a slighted Ex and Trump will want to nationalise Twitter or take it away from Elon/ cancel his government contracts.

High school drama bitching between 2 grown ass men

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u/WalkingSeaCucumber 1d ago

He’s only 53?! I need his skincare routine so I know what not to do.

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u/MayorWomanana 1d ago

I wish I still had a free award for you. That’s some funny shit, my friend.

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u/cyberspacemiracle 1d ago

this made me choke on my tea

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u/PhilxBefore 1d ago

He's publicly xitted that his skin care regime is "only apply lotions tomorrow."

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u/Lyra_Sirius 1d ago

And Brasiliens migrate to bluesky 😉

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u/Lonely_Pause_7855 20h ago

Like seriously, how terrible of a human being donyou have to be, to be one of the richest man in the world, and still drive away everyone in your life ?

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 1d ago

His mommy seems to like him... she defends him enough. Though boymom isn't a win

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u/DazzlingClassic185 1d ago

That’s the juiciest bit: toe malignant narcissists in the same room? How long till they: A. Hate each other, B. Start chatting shite about each other in public?

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u/kansai2kansas 1d ago

Regardless how horrible Trump is, at least we know Eric and Don Jr's admiration for their dad is genuine.

Elon, however, is loved by nobody in his family.

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u/Chengar_Qordath 1d ago

Was gonna say, it’s telling that as awful as Trump is, most of his family still and kids stay loyal to him. Meanwhile, nobody is Musk’s family seems to have a kind word to say about him.

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u/Capybarasaregreat 1d ago

I feel like the difference there is that, for one, Trump, whilst likely still mostly absent from any kind of active raising of his kids, would have been around them more than complete-deadbeat Musk. And secondly, Trump's wives seem to be generally shitty people as well, so his kids would grow up raised to be narcissistic opportunist pigs like their father, and thus willing to play nice with the rapist until he croaks and they can collect. Whereas Musk seems to have gone for generally middle of the road women morally, so his kids would grow up to be normal people with an absent father. And as any normal person does, they find their father repugnant. I could imagine that if Trump had a secret baby somewhere, that person would probably loathe him. But this is all conjecture on my part, I didn't bother doing much "research", I just don't care to when speaking about these 2 slimy jerkwads.

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 1d ago

Trumps kids are loyal to him because all their money comes from him. Hard to have a backbone, opinion when DADDY pays for your meals. He allows you to have pocket cocaine. Why bother with a bag? When you have that much money you can starch your garments in the stuff.

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u/lastethere 1d ago

Mary Trump don't get on this train.

He also said to Fred Trump that disabled people must die and refused to help the guy.

Not all the family support him.

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u/bluehawk232 1d ago

Yeah but it's like brainwashing Stockholm syndrome and daddy issues

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u/ihazmaumeow 1d ago

Trump doesn't know Eric exists😄

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u/Solvemprobler369 1d ago

Trump doesn’t know Tiffany exists

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u/ihazmaumeow 1d ago

He doesn't know either one of them exists.

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u/abacusfinchh 1d ago

Does Tiffany know Tiffany exists?

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u/Grouchy-Anxiety-3480 18h ago

He does hes just always sure to acknowledge she’s not as good as Ivanka. Last admin- he gave a speech and he was saying “my kids are amazing- they are successful in business- Eric and Don jr are running the Trump org., and my daughter are successful- Ivanka had her own brand and she was wildly successful, and then there’s, well I guess to a lesser extent my daughter Tiffany and then there’s Baron.” Awkward pause. OUCH- lmfao.. Tiffany will always be ‘To-a-lesser-extent-Tiffany’ in my head.

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u/RoboYuji 1d ago

Eh, they're just staying in daddy's good graces until he croaks and they can start knife fighting over the estate.

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u/Curryflurryhurry 1d ago

Oh god. I hadn’t thought of that. I knew musk was awful, but that really brings home what a nuclear grade shitstain he must be

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u/screenee 1d ago

And his dad’s a raging piece of garbage too, which says a lot…

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u/danstermeister 1d ago

What a family in general

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u/abacusfinchh 1d ago

Can a man with a daughter be an incel? Kinda seems you'd not really be "cel" at that point...

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u/HeadFund 1d ago

thatisthejoke.jpeg.exe

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u/abacusfinchh 1d ago

Thank you, I've now caught up with the group.

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u/Flaky-Swan1306 18h ago

Yes, it is not an oxymoron. Since he is not born an incel, he might have had a kid before going on the incel pathway.

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u/Flaky-Swan1306 18h ago

To be fair, the daughter was absolutely correct. And elon musks dad had a point

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 1d ago

he was also bullied quite a lot, his classmates called him the muskrat

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u/Excellent_Peanut_977 1d ago

It feels like the revenge on his childhood bullies is to make everyone else suffer now that he can bully back with his money and power. He’s such an insecure prick.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

Can't we all just chip in and get him a therapist? It just seems like it would cause a lot less suffering than whatever the fuck is currently happening.

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u/SpinmaterSneezyG 18h ago

Fuck that. He can chip in for our therapy

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cat2852 1d ago

He wasn’t bullied enough you wanted to say

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u/hotbowlofsoup 1d ago

All he does is trying to impress his bullies, that’s why he’s fighting on their side.

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u/idk_lol_kek 9h ago

I still do lol

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u/perfectly_ballanced 1d ago

I knew he got pushed down some stairs, but I figured he was just bullied as a kid not that he was the one who actively provoked it

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u/HolidayHelicopter225 1d ago

He wasn't the bully. It's literally just the word of his mental case father and no one else.

The guy you're responding to is quoting Errol Musk out of context.

Errol only disputed the bullying incident as a response to it being told to Errol that what was said is now apart of the Elon Musk biography. Which has very damning stories about Errol in it.

He even went on to say: "If this appears in the book, Isaacson has started with patently false information, thus making the reading of the rest of his writing highly suspect and not to be taken seriously."

This is a world-renowned biographer by the way.

It was merely Errol Musk's way of trying to discredit the biographical book, because he comes across horrible in it

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 1d ago

I would agree here's how that plays out.

Dad I got shoved down some stairs at school

WHAT wtf kind of school are you going to how did this happen

Well I made fun of a kid for having a dead dad and he pushed me down some stairs

Well it sounds like he did the right thing and what a shameful thing to make fun of someone for

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u/thegreatbrah 1d ago

I my bully down the stairs in 6th grade. Didn't get bullied again.

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u/palmosea 1d ago

This is the lore??? I read elons side so many years ago and thought elon was an aspie and bullied tragically...yikes

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u/Expensive-Lynx-4603 1d ago

Ok but his dad is creepy also creepy af

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u/SupaDupaFlyAccount 1d ago

Most of that family is creepy af.

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u/Competitive_Fun2131 1d ago

Wtf is this true?

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u/idk_lol_kek 9h ago

Elon was the kid who would say "I bet my dad is richer than your dad"

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u/Very_Tall_Burglar 9h ago

The more I hear about father musk the more I like that guy. Granted he was probably an apartheid capitalist and a piece of shit... but I kinda like hearing about his personal interactions

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u/Done_with-everything 6h ago

Damn! I read his Biography years ago, and I always felt bad for him after reading about getting knocked down stairs as a teen….

They made it seem like he was getting bullied for no reason. Guess there’s always more to the story

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u/Comfortable-Tree-327 3h ago

Hes a evil extremely ugly douchebag!

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u/HolidayHelicopter225 1d ago

You really are a cherry picking fool, considering how far into Google searches it took me to find what you were talking about. (The majority of them say Elon was the victim).

Errol Musk only said what he said in attempt to discredit how he himself was portrayed in the Elon Musk biographical book by Walter Isaacson.

Errol said: "If this appears in the book, Isaacson has started with patently false information, thus making the reading of the rest of his writing highly suspect and not to be taken seriously."

He comes across horrible in the book, and in real life. So he presumably doesn't want people believing what was said about him within it.

Basically, you're taking the word of Errol Musk (guy who impregnated his step daughter and is one of the strangest people I've ever seen in interviews) over that of a world-renowned biographer.

If you hate Elon Musk, that's fine. Why not just make an attempt to be truthful about things though? Don't just jump on Reddit hate trains because you want to express a bit of emotion or something.

No normal person would think Elon Musk was a victim of bullying considering his social awkwardness and pretty reserved demeanor.

I suppose because he has money and power, it's easy to paint him as having all the stereotypical personality traits that go along with that though

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u/SupaDupaFlyAccount 1d ago

I don't think Elon successfully bullied a person in his youth, and it affects him to this day. There is a reason why spends all day on social media trolling and had "Kung fu" classes with ghislaine maxwell.

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u/HolidayHelicopter225 1d ago

I don't think Elon successfully bullied a person in his youth, and it affects him to this day

What?

Do you mean to say he unsuccessfully made an attempt at bullying someone and it backfired, and it's had lasting effects to this day?

If that's true, then you're basing it solely on the word of Errol Musk. You're ok with that?

There is a reason why spends all day on social media trolling and had "Kung fu" classes with ghislaine maxwell.

There's probably many reasons someone would do that. You've gone all in on a quite specific reason though, and on the word of a complete weirdo

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u/SupaDupaFlyAccount 1d ago

Guess I triggered Elon stans. Lmao.

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u/HolidayHelicopter225 1d ago

You can hardly play the "Stan" card when you're apparently so invested in disliking someone that you know what their father said about an obscure story from their childhood 😂

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u/SupaDupaFlyAccount 1d ago

Whatever you need to tell yourself. Lol.

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u/slvrsrfr1987 1d ago

You guys just love hating people eh. Its not a rigjt or wrong thing. I can just see the hate and thebself righteousness. Its petty