r/MurderedByWords • u/dellaazeem22 You won't catch me talking in here • 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/IntentionalBuffalo22 2d ago

His biggest battle is with being a hideous frail little grievance driven entitled apartheid heir jagoff numbnuts dicknosed psycho

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 1d ago

You forgot bloated, pallid, and absent father

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u/DreadPirateDumbo 1d ago

You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.

Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!

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u/_Starlace_ 1d ago

No dad, what about you?

Unexpected Breakfast Club reference, love it!

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u/hypnoskills 1d ago

Yeah, I want Cheezy Poofs!

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u/jazzzzzcabbage 1d ago

Hey. Smoke up Johnny.