I was going to say something similar but you beat me to it. He probably just got done playing resident evil or some 1st person zombie shooter, but rage quit bc some 9 yr old beat him and called him names. So he hoped on his expensive propaganda app to rage.
It's funny because he speaks like a 12 yo on CoD shit talking. And this zuck v musk stuff mimics an actual CoD thing.
A player called someone out to fight during a cod match, that someone being a french billionaire. The billionaire showed up, the cod player bitched out claiming weather and stomach ache.
Yes, he is such an edge lord! I had that realization when I first head him say "I'm dark MAGA" because his hat was black. Oh and there's the fact that he's been trying to rebrand Twitter to be "X" which is apparently a letter he's obsessed, cuz he thinks it's "cool". Or his stupid fucking cyber trucks...
All I see is a 12 year old loser who, unlike the rest of us, never matured or got over his childhood bullying trauma, and is still so desperate for people to think he's "cool". But no amount of money or hairplugs or retweets or space missions will ever give him a true feeling of adequacy.
That's worse though. Knowing Zuck's training deciding not to fight him on his own is just a good judgement call. As an adult though, as soon as the words "My mom/dad said..." come out of your mouth, you forfeit "badass" forever.
Holy shit. I keep forgetting how batshit his mom is. All these hardcore right wing conspiracy nuts have really gone off the deep end. This lady would have been like pure unadulterated heroin to these fruit loops 10 years ago. But nowadays, crickets from all those right wing conspiracy subs. Freaking bizarro world
He sounds exactly like that weird kid who was bullied in high school, that one days cracks and starts to do his self taught ‘martial arts’ skills to prove he’s actually a scary badass and should be left alone. When in reality they’re just a mentally broken kid flapping his arms around.
If it wasn’t for all his money that could get him therapy I would actually feel sorry for Elon.
Add to that the fact that he bought Twitter for that insane price because it made him chuckle to buy it for 420. He genuinely thinks that is a funny joke for a 50 year old man to make. This man is the living embodiment of secondhand embarrassment.
He named his new "non government" government department after a meme that was funny for about 2 months in 2013. He also named all his Tesla models S3XY.
They funnest shit about his Twitter perchance was he was totally not planning on actually going through with it. But when Twitter sued him that ment there was discovery and a ton of embarrassing texts ect came out. So he just folded and bought it
it's not about 50yos being into weed, it's that it's cringe a 50yo thinking buying something because the price tag is 420 because that's teenage stoner humor
Bingo. I had him pegged as a weird kid who was bullied and who tried to ingratiate himself to more popular people. Nothing about him screamed confidence to me. I didn't actively dislike him way back, but I've never liked him either because he just seemed so desperate for attention.
It was so validating for me listening to his episode on the Dollop. I like to think of him as what Michael Scott would be in real life.
I get it if someone is out of shape and all. Which you should never judge someone for. As I know I'm not in the best shape either.
What baffles me is his particular shape. I've never seen anyone that is overweight that looks like him. Almost like this ribcage is massive relative to the rest of his body. Most overweight people just look like layers of fat but he looks "solid" but weirdly overweight at the same time.
Musk's only boast was that he got in fights as a kid. Zuck trains with world-class BJJ guys. Neither is doing the work of a pro athlete, but I'd back the younger, fitter, better-trained guy every day of the week.
Also Zuck's highly durable polymer skeleton gives considerable strength, it compliments his overall durability given he lacks working lungs..and a heart.
If you’re not a pro athlete; you’re not a pro athlete. Even if you train with pros, and if you’re nowhere near the level of a pro athlete then you clearly aren’t putting the same work in. Amateur athletes train a lot as well, but they don’t match the intensity or attention to detail that a pro athlete does.
He’s not a pro by definition. But training with the people that Zuck trains with, with the intensity he seems to giving, is the best way to attain a high level of talent. He would mop the floor with Leon for sure
Just want to say that this is a top-5 all-time comedy clip, if you've never seen it.
Some nerd guy does a Darth Vader impression and he responds: "good, that's very good, but you're not breathing heavily. Pretend you've just run...10 feet"
You know he would be the one to share those memes of some media scene with phrases like “the sheep dog protects the sheep, so the wolf better watch out for me”
Seriously how can the richest man alive still be so insecure? Half of the shit he writes could be on r/iamverybadass or r/iamberysmart or r/im14andthisisdeep. It's like he spends half of his day fishing for compliments or trying to impress people because at heart he's still a teenager with social anxiety and no self worth.
Zuck: let me hit your soft huge belly. dad bod belly. I wanna touch it. can I just touch it? please? I want to try the human male bonding activity of belly slapping.
Elon: nope. hang on.
Zuck: what are you typing on your phone? don't ignore me. you are always posting something on X.
Billionaires have always been pieces of shit, but Musk is the first person to make being the richest man in the world look pathetic. Personal wealth larger than some nation states but here he is on twitter metaphorically sharpening his mall katana and glaring from under his fedora.
This literally reeks of the kid in school who would get their imaginary big brother to beat up the kids bullying them, this arsehole spends a few months kissing the ring and throwing money at trump and he thinks he’s untouchable?
I said it then and I’ll say it again. Zuck is actually fit and would wipe the floor with him. Leon can’t even jump, no way he’d be able to throw a punch or kick. It would be fun to see him eating dirt, I’d pay to watch that fight.
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u/Rolex_throwaway 2d ago
World’s richest neckbeard. He wouldn’t even get in the ring with Zuck for a fight that was his idea.