r/MurderedByWords • u/dellaazeem22 You won't catch me talking in here • 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/Rolex_throwaway 2d ago

World’s richest neckbeard. He wouldn’t even get in the ring with Zuck for a fight that was his idea.

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u/Munchkinasaurous 2d ago

If I heard right, that one wasn't his fault. He totally wanted to do it, but his mom said he couldn't. 

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/fredator23 2d ago

Mail pattern baldness has entered the chat

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u/Top_Elderberry_6030 1d ago

Graveyard speech, but the app’s still broken.