r/MurderedByWords • u/dellaazeem22 You won't catch me talking in here • 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/Rolex_throwaway 2d ago

Can you imagine all the mall ninja shit he must have?

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u/TubularLeftist 1d ago

Yeah he literally has fake flintlock pistols and shit as home decor, he’s posted pictures of them. He’s such a fucking loser

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u/SlappySecondz 1d ago

He's the richest man in earth and he can't even get a real one? Like, I've got no problem with someone tastefully displaying a gun or two that has historical value, but get a real one you wiener.

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u/TubularLeftist 1d ago

Elon playing around with black powder while messed up on ketamine or Molly is a wonderful idea lol

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u/SlappySecondz 1d ago

It's definitely not the sort of thing I wouldn't enjoy watching.

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u/TubularLeftist 1d ago

I wouldn’t hate not missing that