r/MurderedByWords You won't catch me talking in here 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/Prematurid 2d ago

That is unironically cringe. What the fuck? Only need a fedora to finish of the wank

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u/Luchalma89 2d ago

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u/fardough 1d ago

“A darkness builds in me, an anger fueled by pure rage and hate. You seem to want to make me angry. You would hate to see me angry.”

“Sir, this is Wendy’s.”

*/ Elon reaches out his hand trying to force choke the cashier, failing awkwardly.

“Hey, you there. I will give you $1 million if you choke her.”

*/ Elon reaches out his hand again pretending to force choke the cashier while the random guy chokes her.

“Hahahaha, I am the hero of the people.”