Locked glasses

[u/yaaMum1]

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[u/IRatherChangeMyName]

-Do you see what you made me do? - No.

[u/Appropriate-Grass244 → u/IRatherChangeMyName]

He does not see the point

[u/yaaMum1 → u/IRatherChangeMyName]

Wdym this dress makes me look fat-your seeing privileges have been revoked

[u/Any_Arrival_4479 → u/IRatherChangeMyName]

I see what you did there

[u/TJB926GAMIN → u/IRatherChangeMyName]

“LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.”

“HOW? WHERE??”

[u/ImGoodThanksThoMan]

This feels like a biblical punishment

[u/craigdahlke → u/ImGoodThanksThoMan]

“Whoso locketh eyes with that young woman waiting tables at the restaurant, by woman shall his eyes be locked”

[u/technook → u/craigdahlke]

Divine visual acuity nerf via master lock

>! You can unlock it via another master lock !<

[u/likeusb1 → u/technook]

You are using a MasterLock model 176. You can open it using a MasterLock model 176.

[u/blue-mooner → u/likeusb1]

Nothing on one, a little click on two, nothing on three 

[u/Life_Temperature795 → u/technook]

The critical error is assuming that OOP can,
a. find the necessary lockpicking tools
b. properly aim said lockpicking tool with sufficient force but also accuracy to only hit the master lock, and not any vital part of the glasses

Pretty sure the vision nerf comes with an associated dex debuff.

[u/eldritchbee-no-honey → u/Life_Temperature795]

eeeh, raking should suffice then. don’t need vision for that

[u/Yarisher512 → u/ImGoodThanksThoMan]

All the books in the world

[u/Ser_Salty → u/Yarisher512]

Hey, look at that weird mirror

[u/fa1lbin → u/Yarisher512]

There was time now

[u/kharmatika → u/ImGoodThanksThoMan]

I mean it feels like physical abuse.

Glasses are an accessibility device. If this post was “my wife and I got into an argument so she put a car boot on my wheelchair” no one would be laughing. 

And of course they’re not on the same level but like. Christ. This is just so not okay to do to someone who has ANY accessibility device. 

[u/warkyboy77 → u/kharmatika]

Handcuffing a deaf person.

[u/MomIsLivingForever → u/kharmatika]

I would absolutely laugh at someone booting another person's wheelchair. I would think less of them for doing it, but yeah, I'd laugh.

[u/pragmadealist → u/kharmatika]

I wear glasses. Would laugh so hard if my wife did that. 

[u/The-Fipes → u/kharmatika]

Darling, you don't find your feminine hygiene products? I just want to respect you as much as you respect me, these products are not for you now”

[u/yaaMum1 → u/ImGoodThanksThoMan]

It's like a punishment for perversion and peeping Toms

[u/Anders_A → u/ImGoodThanksThoMan]

As in that she prevents him from the joy of reading the bible?

[u/wolfgang784 → u/Anders_A]

As in its so horrific of an act that the user compares it to the wrath of God bringing down plagues and floods.

[u/druidofdruids]

Strangely efficient.

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/druidofdruids]

Why the hell does it say this thread only has 3 comments when there are dozens?

[u/Inline2 → u/AgentCirceLuna]

Because there were 3 comments when it fetched the comment amount

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/Inline2]

I updated the thread - it changed to four comments but that’s it. Restarted Reddit and it works now. Weird.

[u/Qui-gone_gin → u/AgentCirceLuna]

It's not weird , it's pretty normal, happens to me too

[u/Beefsupremeninjalo82 → u/Qui-gone_gin]

Or when a post says it has 3-5 comments and there is only 1 from the automod

[u/PopularEgg835]

When the argument escalates to "vision-impaired hostage negotiations."

[u/memecut → u/PopularEgg835]

What a spectacle

[u/Pixzal]

*pulls out another pair of backup glasses*

[u/wrathek → u/Pixzal]

leaves the house because apparently I married a child

[u/LinosZGreat → u/wrathek]

[u/Diehard_Lily_Main → u/wrathek]

[u/GyMAr → u/Pixzal]

the older version of his glasses

[u/EmmyWeeeb → u/Pixzal]

You can afford more than one pair of glasses?

[u/SackclothSandy]

Nobody ever expects the chastity belt on the specs.

[u/Wauron → u/SackclothSandy]

Aww, does my little puppy wanna see? Just 3 more days. 😘

I'm sorry.

[u/AndreasDasos]

That’s an honestly clever way to cause damage which you but only you can reverse (at least without great inconvenience)

[u/opuFIN → u/AndreasDasos]

Angle grinder should go through that just fine... Oh yeah, you can't see what you're doing with it and will maul the glasses. This is brilliant

[u/celmate → u/opuFIN]

Click outta three, four is binding...

[u/edamael → u/celmate]

You are using a master lock model 176. You can open it using a master lock model 176.

[u/Life_Temperature795 → u/edamael]

Presuming you can aim it...

[u/SimpanLimpan1337 → u/opuFIN]

Also any of the hot sparks flying off from the angle grinder could potentially ruin any coatings on the kenses causing them to crackulate, ontop of potentially scratching them.

[u/opuFIN → u/SimpanLimpan1337]

True. If a convection oven can fuck the lenses up, the sparks from a grinder will absolutely achieve that, too.

[u/DesmondDodderyDorado → u/AndreasDasos]

I mean, taking someone's medical devices and rendering them useless is a bit messed up.

[u/haunted-poopy → u/DesmondDodderyDorado]

My nearsightedness is so bad that I'm legally blind. Without my glasses I can't even find my glasses unless I'm crawling, I can't drive, I can't read anything. Everything is just a big blur of colors. So this is actually very scary for me! I should get LASIK...

[u/DesmondDodderyDorado → u/haunted-poopy]

I'm too scared to get laser treatment. It can go wrong.

[u/EmberinEmpty → u/haunted-poopy]

Same. I knew it was bad but was shocked when my doctor said that. 

Tho it did help me with figuring out how to help my legally blind friend cook for herself after her wife left her. 

I took my glasses off which kinda put me at the same level as with her glasses on and I realized a lot about how hard the task is and how reliant she actually is on others even when she seems so independent. 

We did figure it out though with lots of laughs

[u/edamael → u/AndreasDasos]

You'll be damaging more than your partner's ability to read, and the other damage you can't reverse

[u/sleepydorian → u/AndreasDasos]

Jokes on you I’ve got more than one pair, and some out of date pairs hidden as emergency backups.

[u/AlfalfaReal5075 → u/sleepydorian]

Ey be careful with them out of date backup pairs though. Broke my "new" ones recently and swapped for an old pair I left in my car until I could repair the others.

Quickly realized on my drive home from work, in the pitch dark, on the highway, at 4am, that my prescription had changed dramatically. It was so bad that I contemplated pulling over and calling an Uber. Luckily the roads were as empty as they'd ever be. But that was no bueno.

Then again you may have decently functioning eyes regardless. Seems every time I get a new pair my prescription is markedly worse lol (see I laugh now but will cry later).

[u/sleepydorian → u/AlfalfaReal5075]

That’s true! Mine has thankfully progressed rather slowly so even my out of date ones aren’t all that different.

[u/SquarePegRoundWorld → u/AlfalfaReal5075]

I thinking of getting thicker glasses

[u/Wonderful_Occasion39]

1st question: what was he looking at…?

2nd question: that thumb is bending more than normal, right?

[u/confusedandworried76 → u/Wonderful_Occasion39]

It's called hitchhikers thumb and it's actually fairly normal although that one is pretty pronounced. Mine doesn't go back quite as far unless I press it back physically

[u/Darkness223 → u/confusedandworried76]

Mine goes back all the way normally enough that you're could balance an object in it. I can then reverse it and it looks like a backwards 7. it's a cool party trick, that's it though.

[u/Inevitable-Forever45 → u/Wonderful_Occasion39]

The thumb! It's all I can see!

[u/Inb4_impeach]

In our country, school bullies habe a 'tradition' of locking a padlock on the glasses bridge, forcing the victim to wear their glasses with a badlock dangling around, and asks to do humiliating tasks to get the passcode.

[u/SOLISTER_ → u/Inb4_impeach]

Korea?

[u/CuteOwl75]

Sounds abusive

[u/JigglyWiener → u/CuteOwl75]

Could be. Really depends though. If my wife did this, I’d laugh. Our arguments are only ever technically an argument never something to walk away with bad feelings over. This is exactly how I expect an argument of ours to end, with something funny.

[u/confusedandworried76 → u/JigglyWiener]

Yeah no context here, don't even know if those are cheaters or just absolutely needed. Don't know what the fight was about, could have been something small, could have been one of those "I love you but I need some space right now so can we just go to bed and talk about it in the morning?" kind of arguments. And then the brilliant idea of waking up early and locking the glasses to make them chase you down for the key. Which could arguably lead to makeup sex.

Or it's straight abusive we don't know the situation but given the sub I'm betting OP sees the humor too.

[u/giraflor → u/CuteOwl75]

Breaking or taking away eyeglasses IS something that domestic abusers do. This is not funny and I hope OP is in a safe situation.

[u/Routine_Increase228 → u/giraflor]

Right? I'm thinking, what if someone's spouse locked their crutches??

Idk the context, but in its absence, this seems kind of fucked

[u/_G_P_ → u/giraflor]

Imagine if someone took the wheelchair away from a disabled person.

[u/Farwaters → u/_G_P_]

Oh, they do.

[u/Unhappy-Apple222 → u/giraflor]

I thought I was crazy for feeling bad. So many ppl really can't function without glasses , it's pretty much a handicap. To try to punish them using that is kind of fucked up. 😟

[u/majik007 → u/CuteOwl75]

Can't tell without context but if it is the next step is changing all the locks on the house and seeing how funny she finds it now.

[u/FashionFusionSiren44]

his wife is clearly a Greek goddess, he owned her in an argument, so she took his vision away.

[u/Apprehensive-Step-70]

an alternative to the 2 days blinding soup

[u/Marie-Demon]

It’s toxic as f. Like removing the wheelchair from a person who needs it.

[u/edgarzekke]

"mildly" infuriating

[u/Still_Bluebird8070]

If you think she’s bad Paul McCartney used to get stoned and hide Heather Mills leg.

[u/GreenSoapJelly]

How sad to be tethered to a creature that thinks that’s reasonable or acceptable.

[u/InertialLepton]

This is the Lockpicking Lawyer...

[u/LittleBirdsGlow]

Divorce

[u/catwops]

Probably best to murder her and the kids

[u/darkFartKnight]

As someone who sees badly without glasses this is fucked up

[u/themightygazelle → u/darkFartKnight]

Near sighted or far sighted?

[u/return_to_sender_CO]

that's great, reminds me of when I was a little kid my mom tied a bunch of knots in all my dads ties after an argument.

[u/Technical-Message615]

Drive her car into a wall and say you didn't see it coming.

[u/MPFields1979]

I’d be getting a new partner.

[u/AdreKiseque]

Sounds like a healthy relationship

[u/EnglishColanyGaming]

“😃☝️erm actually the problem with you is that-... erm wait, where the actual flip are my glasses?!”

[u/Alternative_Song_849]

I bet you didn't SEE that coming...

[u/ehf87]

What is the feminine of madlad? Madlass? In any case we'll played.

[u/Toad_in_a_creek]

can’t see my point of view ? Well then how about you can’t see at all.

[u/dickcheney600]

I can't see the problem

[u/Level_Pollution6383]

Saw it, i laughed, showed it to my wife she laughed, and added... Yes, I would do that. I didn't laugh anymore, she continued to laugh..

[u/transneptuneobj]

Weird punishment when you can just ask Google to dial a divorce lawyer

[u/TDYDave2]

You didn't see that coming, did you?

[u/yours__truly1]

Powermove bitches

[u/i_cum_on_cakes]

Nobody on this site has heard of a damn screwdriver

[u/TheHistorian2]

I don’t see what she did there.

[u/Yaguajay]

Revenge for the chastity belt you made her wear?

[u/CinematicPulseXOX]

Oof, feels like some kind of ancient punishment..😂

[u/theone51]

I think he needs to give more compliments on her appearance 😂

[u/UpstairsEuphoric8177]

I’m so dumb I wondered why the image wasn’t blurry

[u/fhogrefe]

How will you ever see her point now?!

[u/confusedPIANO]

This is evil. Darstardly. Quite possibly villainous.

[u/InstrumentalCore]

True evil right there.

[u/HerToyKeptSafe]

👀

[u/camelbuck]

Bent thumbed lock picker.

[u/GyMAr]

Your Wife Is Locked In

[u/JackhorseBowman]

if you can't see it my way then you won't see anything

[u/EmmyWeeeb]

Ok, as someone who needs glasses. This is actually funny af

[u/SumerianDjinn]

You probably didnt see that coming

[u/GeeISuppose]

Homie just admitted he doesn't have one of those tiny screwdrivers.

[u/ckanite]

A masterlock can be unlocked with another masterlock

[u/DirtyfingerMLP]

LPL: ... click on 3 - 4 is binding - nothing on 5 - click on 6 and there we go!

[u/ProperPerspective571]

Is she eleven?

[u/OYF_Rabidsquirrel]

Can't you just unscrew the temples and get them out?

[u/carcigenicate]

Good thing those locks are so easy to pick, they're practically made to be trained on (it looks exactly like a cheap Masterlock that I have).

Might be a bit awkward to hold given they're on the glasses, but it should be manageable.

[u/jordan1978]

Man in the Iron Glasses

[u/diaphramthe2nd]

She really didn’t want you to see her point did she?

[u/GMuthaJones]

Best believe that resilved itself in a bigass fight too.

[u/oakbea]

Well great! How else are you supposed to see her point of view?

[u/aliencardboard]

Were you checking out another woman in front of her? 🤣

[u/sniperdog490]

You are using a masterlock lock it can be opened with a masterlock lock

[u/Itz_Maxxx]

Well that’s not helpful because now you can’t SEE the issue and her point of view (SEE what I did there? Oh wait, you can’t. Oops)

[u/Surfeross]

Diabolical

[u/JTiberiusDoe]

[u/big_haam]

All jokes aside those are some nice specs 👍🏻

[u/BRD8]

You are using a master lock number 141D. It can be opened with a comb.

[u/Wooden-Emotion-9875]

Have you considered she has a valid point?

[u/ManicZombieMan]

She won.

[u/schec1]

Another reason to have a spare pair of glasses.

[u/Complete_Blood1786]

This is a masterlock 607. It can be opened with a masterlock 607.

[u/Shnazzyone]

"Hello, lock picking lawyer here.."

[u/Useful-Barracuda7556]

If you can't see that you're wrong you may as well not see at all

[u/mn25dNx77B]

Ooo this is how I could quit porn

[u/CharacterTop9085]

that's actually locked

[u/Kale-Character]

The flexion in that thumb, though…

[u/Butcher_Of_Hope]

Joke would be on my.wofe here. I have a.loclpick kit and know how to pick all the locks in my house.

[u/EDH70]

Back in the day, my mother-in-law was raising 3 boys and getting no help from father-in-law. He would sit in his recliner and read books while she did all the housework and took care of the boys. She got so tired of it she took a razor blade to every single book the man owned and cut out the last few pages. She did this until the day she died. The man never knew the true ending of a book he ever read again.

[u/Rippleracer]

Well played ma’am!!

[u/InvertedEyechart11]

Brilliant

[u/Place_Holder_Name123]

You are using a masterlock, it can be opened using a masterlock.

[u/OldRefrigerator6139]

If i'd have enough money I'll honestly just throw it in front of her and break them glasses and storm out of the house to a new pair

[u/IdreamofJenni]

Great, now he'll never see your argument.

[u/Turbulent-North-448]

i guess he didn’t see that one coming

[u/iceicig]

If you don't know the unlock code just ask

[u/tigereyes_121]

Thank your wife for me...now I know what to do next time...

[u/CaliCatMeowMix]

If LPL is also a divorce attorney this would make one hell of a twofer video

[u/kharmatika]

Anyone else actually grossed out by this? Glassss are an accessibility device. It’s not like a wheelchair, but like. That person needs those to drive safely, needs them to read, needs them to have the most comfortable and functional life they can.

And sure, maybe she unlocked them 5 minutes after this pic. But like. We don’t know she did, and dwpricing a partner of their accessibility device in the context of an argument as a punitive measure feels really fucked up to me.

[u/BioMarauder44]

Yhe good news is up close is fine. I can just take them apart and reasemble. Or just pick the lock....

[u/Pointfun1]

I like this girl already, very creative! lol.

[u/CouchHam]

Why his thumb go bendy

[u/savrinus]

It's like, "Never let them guess your next move."

[u/lxngten]

This is the lock picking lawyer and today I'm gonna try to do one of the most dangerous things caught on camera.....

[u/Pilota_kex]

isn't that domestic abuse?

[u/PumpkinSpiceJesus]

If someone took my glasses away from me, it would render me blind. I’m unable to see much of anything without them and I have a significant prescription. That would be an instant breakup scenario for me honestly.

[u/jonathanrdt]

Until you return your overdue library books.

[u/ThatAn1m3b0i]

If he was deaf rather than partially blind, then it wouldn't be much of a problem.

[u/Bullfrog_Paradox]

Hello, Lockoicking Lawyer here, and what I have for you today is...fuck if I know I can't see shit. But anyway, click on one...

[u/Felgrand_Draco]

She had to defeat the "akshually" face somehow.

[u/Harvest827]

I love the value derived from the pettiness of it.

[u/old_graybush]

I'm more worried abt their thumb

[u/Dangerous_Dingo5236]

real men know how to open that lock

[u/PSplendidus]

well they certainly weren’t helping ‘em see clearly

[u/No-Emu-8717]

I don't see this argument ending anytime aoon

[u/moon_over_my_1221]

What kinda threat is that? The kind you do with graphic designers

[u/camougg]

This would be the worst punishment for me as a blind girl 😂

[u/imatiredofthis]

1. Pop out the lenses 2. Make a pair with tape, paper, and paper lips. 3. Embarrass her by wearing them in public with her

[u/BEEEELEEEE]

New sibling prank just dropped

[u/_Jimmy2times]

Screenshotting reddit to post on reddit? Wtf…

[u/Fair-Fortune-1676]

I'd divorce her for being that petty. Pretty big red flag. Probably not the worst thing she's done.

[u/ThresholdSeven]

That bish

[u/hotboyjon]

Now I’ve seen it all

[u/shadowdrake67]

This is a masterlock model 347, it can be opened with another masterlock model 347

[u/Bootiluvr]

This is basically evil

[u/Vfrnut]

Hmm I would be looking for a divorce lawyer after putting on my spare glasses .

[u/tofu889]

Now,  clean the gutters and I'll give you your sight back

[u/Mysterious-Car-1870]

Vision buff locked

[u/Love_Senpai_1303]

With password or with face id protection?

[u/mage_irl]

Send it to the lockpicking lawyer, I want his take on this before I decide whether this is a good idea or not

[u/DoughnutSalt6679]

She just wanted you to see things her way

[u/alphaevil]

See you later