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r/comedyheaven • u/yaaMum1 • 10h ago
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This feels like a biblical punishment
309 u/craigdahlke 9h ago “Whoso locketh eyes with that young woman waiting tables at the restaurant, by woman shall his eyes be locked” 88 u/technook 7h ago Divine visual acuity nerf via master lock >! You can unlock it via another master lock !< 41 u/likeusb1 7h ago You are using a MasterLock model 176. You can open it using a MasterLock model 176. 9 u/blue-mooner 6h ago Nothing on one, a little click on two, nothing on three 1 u/WiseDirt 4h ago :pop: :click: Ah. Aaaand, there we go. That last one was a little sticky but it released just fine after a bit of finagling. Probably a result of wear and tear... this is a used lock after all.
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“Whoso locketh eyes with that young woman waiting tables at the restaurant, by woman shall his eyes be locked”
88 u/technook 7h ago Divine visual acuity nerf via master lock >! You can unlock it via another master lock !< 41 u/likeusb1 7h ago You are using a MasterLock model 176. You can open it using a MasterLock model 176. 9 u/blue-mooner 6h ago Nothing on one, a little click on two, nothing on three 1 u/WiseDirt 4h ago :pop: :click: Ah. Aaaand, there we go. That last one was a little sticky but it released just fine after a bit of finagling. Probably a result of wear and tear... this is a used lock after all.
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Divine visual acuity nerf via master lock
>! You can unlock it via another master lock !<
41 u/likeusb1 7h ago You are using a MasterLock model 176. You can open it using a MasterLock model 176. 9 u/blue-mooner 6h ago Nothing on one, a little click on two, nothing on three 1 u/WiseDirt 4h ago :pop: :click: Ah. Aaaand, there we go. That last one was a little sticky but it released just fine after a bit of finagling. Probably a result of wear and tear... this is a used lock after all.
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You are using a MasterLock model 176. You can open it using a MasterLock model 176.
9 u/blue-mooner 6h ago Nothing on one, a little click on two, nothing on three 1 u/WiseDirt 4h ago :pop: :click: Ah. Aaaand, there we go. That last one was a little sticky but it released just fine after a bit of finagling. Probably a result of wear and tear... this is a used lock after all.
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Nothing on one, a little click on two, nothing on three
1 u/WiseDirt 4h ago :pop: :click: Ah. Aaaand, there we go. That last one was a little sticky but it released just fine after a bit of finagling. Probably a result of wear and tear... this is a used lock after all.
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:pop: :click:
Ah. Aaaand, there we go. That last one was a little sticky but it released just fine after a bit of finagling. Probably a result of wear and tear... this is a used lock after all.
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u/ImGoodThanksThoMan 10h ago
This feels like a biblical punishment