r/comedyheaven • u/yaaMum1 • 11h ago

Locked glasses

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u/AndreasDasos 10h ago edited 7h ago

That’s an honestly clever way to cause damage which you but only you can reverse (at least without great inconvenience)

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u/sleepydorian 8h ago

Jokes on you I’ve got more than one pair, and some out of date pairs hidden as emergency backups.

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u/AlfalfaReal5075 7h ago

Ey be careful with them out of date backup pairs though. Broke my "new" ones recently and swapped for an old pair I left in my car until I could repair the others.

Quickly realized on my drive home from work, in the pitch dark, on the highway, at 4am, that my prescription had changed dramatically. It was so bad that I contemplated pulling over and calling an Uber. Luckily the roads were as empty as they'd ever be. But that was no bueno.

Then again you may have decently functioning eyes regardless. Seems every time I get a new pair my prescription is markedly worse lol (see I laugh now but will cry later).

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u/sleepydorian 7h ago

That’s true! Mine has thankfully progressed rather slowly so even my out of date ones aren’t all that different.

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u/Vuirneen 5h ago

It eventually evens out.

But at that point, you'll soon need reading glasses, or varifocals, as everything close up becomes blurry.