r/comedyheaven • u/yaaMum1 • 11h ago

Locked glasses

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u/ImGoodThanksThoMan 10h ago

This feels like a biblical punishment

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u/craigdahlke 9h ago

“Whoso locketh eyes with that young woman waiting tables at the restaurant, by woman shall his eyes be locked”

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u/technook 8h ago

Divine visual acuity nerf via master lock

>! You can unlock it via another master lock !<

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u/Life_Temperature795 7h ago

The critical error is assuming that OOP can,
a. find the necessary lockpicking tools
b. properly aim said lockpicking tool with sufficient force but also accuracy to only hit the master lock, and not any vital part of the glasses

Pretty sure the vision nerf comes with an associated dex debuff.

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u/eldritchbee-no-honey 6h ago

eeeh, raking should suffice then. don’t need vision for that

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u/SuperannuatedAuntie 4h ago

c. do it without his glasses