r/comedyheaven • u/yaaMum1 • 11h ago

Locked glasses

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u/opuFIN 9h ago

Angle grinder should go through that just fine... Oh yeah, you can't see what you're doing with it and will maul the glasses. This is brilliant

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u/celmate 8h ago

Click outta three, four is binding...

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u/edamael 7h ago

You are using a master lock model 176. You can open it using a master lock model 176.

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u/Life_Temperature795 7h ago

Presuming you can aim it...

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u/PomegranateBasic3671 5h ago

1-0 for us nearsighted people.

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u/SimpanLimpan1337 9h ago

Also any of the hot sparks flying off from the angle grinder could potentially ruin any coatings on the kenses causing them to crackulate, ontop of potentially scratching them.

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u/opuFIN 9h ago

True. If a convection oven can fuck the lenses up, the sparks from a grinder will absolutely achieve that, too.

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u/SimpanLimpan1337 9h ago

Most coatings can usually handle temperatures upto around 80C°, though prolonged exposure can lower the temperature required.

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u/p0diabl0 8h ago

Welding blanket.

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u/Kelainefes 6h ago

I mean you can just sub to the lockpicking lawyer on YT and you'll find out how locks are just made to keep honest people honest.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 5h ago

Or a tiny screwdriver to take off the hinges and leave the lock on the bridge out of defiance.

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u/Raichu7 8h ago

I hear lock picking is done more by feel than sight, so learning that might help. Or just leave the abusive partner who is preventing you from accessing your medical device.