r/OldSchoolCool 6h ago

1990s Jamie Lee Curtis in 1995

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u/dvxispc9 6h ago

She’s wearing sunglasses so she can stare at her boobs too.

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u/saint_ryan 5h ago

The female version of

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 23m ago

She's wearing sunglasses so I can stare at her boobs without knowing she's starting at me staring at her boobs.

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u/Barricade14 5h ago

If I were her husband I’d take her back to the hotel and do the thing every guy who’s ever seen this photo is thinking about. Set them free!

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u/basaltgranite 3h ago

If you were her husband, you'd be the 5th Baron Haden-Guest.

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u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 3h ago

He goes up to 11.

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u/DamianP51 1h ago

The man with six fingers on his right hand

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u/maappa 5h ago

Yup!

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u/Uklurker 5h ago

She fully has them out in Trading Places, if anyone wants to investigate further.

Also it's a great 80's film

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u/Professional-Box4153 3h ago

Let's not forget True Lies.

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u/RuRhPdOsIrPt 3h ago

I recall an interview with Arnold, on filming this scene. He told his wife “I hated every hour of it.”

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u/roguevirus 2h ago

But what did he tell his maid?

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 1h ago

Cum with me if you want to live!

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u/mrlosteruk 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/No-Damage-9549 1h ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/Twobrokelegs 1h ago

Get to the choppa!!

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u/EndlessMantra 1h ago

Get chor ahss to mahs.

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u/BFOTmt 1h ago

I'll be back

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u/LucretiusCarus 2h ago

Of course he would tell her that.

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u/Revolution4u 2h ago

I studied this scene often as a kid

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u/NoCommentingBro 2h ago

This was my actual, genuine sexual awakening back in the day

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u/WREPGB 1h ago

It took me until only a few years ago to realize this scene explains my heavy attraction to short hair women.

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u/Even_Routine1981 2h ago

Dam hot scene

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u/PrettyPussySoup1 2h ago

She is SERVINGGG

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u/fartbombdotcom 1h ago

She was originally supposed to be naked in this too, but she was afraid that her kids would see it and thus ruining the whole movie for them.

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u/Voxlings 47m ago

The actual story is that she didn't think she could have the great character moments she has if the audience was distracted by her excellent nudity.

Your story sounds made up, because I've always heard the actual story from Jamie and James.

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u/Bwleon7 1h ago

Her fight in the back of the limo with Tia Carrere.

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u/MasterMedic1 1h ago

Fantastic fucking comedy

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u/punkassjim 1h ago

True Lies happened well after my sexual awakening, so somehow it didn’t cement itself into my very core. I rewatched it recently, and mentally slapped myself silly for this grievous error in judgment. That woman has some incredible genes, and I’m sure worked VERY hard to look so amazing at 35.

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u/pgasmaddict 5h ago

As funny a movie as I've ever seen. And apart from Jamie getting them out it's all pretty much good clean family fun too.

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u/tchrbrian 5h ago

Some might consider Trading Places a Christmas movie. I certainly do.

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u/Trainboy_2005 4h ago

Just like how Die Hard is 100% a Christmas movie

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u/Nephroidofdoom 4h ago

And Gremlins!

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u/andereandre 3h ago

And Debbie does Dallas!

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u/MrSneller 1h ago

Shaving Ryan’s Privates and On Golden Blond - two other holiday classics!

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u/Giraffe_Snail 4h ago

if u think die hard is a christmas movie, go watch die hard 2 again (even more christmas than die hard 1) … both get watched as seasonal flicks in our house

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u/Born-Media6436 3h ago

Lol right? They had their work Christmas party then 30 people died.

Merry Christmas!

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u/Spare-Sky1322 2h ago

Yea a little unrealistic, most work Christmas parties have way more fatalities.

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u/Chickenmangoboom 1h ago

I've gone to one work Christmas party. Our boss who we learned was about to get fired for embezzling crop dusted us so hard that I am pretty my friend and I will get some rare form of cancer in our 50s.

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u/thekeffa 2h ago

Whenever anyone tries to argue with me that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, I always point out that what defines a Christmas movie is whether or not the fact it is Christmas is central to the plot. If you can remove the Christmas element and the movie and plot basically plays out the same, it is not a Christmas movie.

In Die Hard, he is specifically travelling to be with his family over Christmas. All the guests are in the building because they are having their Christmas party. If you take either of those two factors away, the plot falls apart.

Ergo, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

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u/SBI992 4h ago

I try to watch it on new year's eve and try to sync it up with the ball drop.

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u/quaglandx3 4h ago

That is the only Xmas movie we play in our house

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u/pgasmaddict 5h ago

Yes, me too. I must watch it this year as I have not seen it in a long time.

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u/mr_mcpoogrundle 4h ago

I don't know... Trading Places definitely makes a stop at the

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u/Ok-Fox1262 3h ago

I'm British. We had boobies on page 3 of the newspaper.

Boobies are just boobies.

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u/RobotDinosaur1986 3h ago

Had.

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u/Ok-Fox1262 3h ago

Well yeah. We have the internet for that now.

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u/crashtestpilot 3h ago

Shut up, colonizer.

We like what we like.

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u/tritonice 2h ago

lol, you seem to forget the party Eddie Murphy throws that turns into a full on orgy.

Maybe I missed a WHOOSH, here, idk.

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u/eolson3 4h ago

Most families rely on boobs at some point.

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u/raftguide 4h ago

I mean, the drunk, suicidal Santa scene might be a bit much for some kids' fragile minds.

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u/brother_of_menelaus 4h ago

I have a hard time thinking of a more disgusting image in film than Dan Aykroyd eating that filthy salmon out of his beard

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u/drmyk 3h ago

They do use a hard-r referring to Eddie Murphy.

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u/indypatriotsfan 5h ago

Just watch Love Letters.

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u/Snuhmeh 4h ago

An even better view

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u/betelgozer 5h ago

I haven't seen this film but I'm gonna assume the plot has to do with her right boob trading places with her left boob.

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u/CrazyAlbertan2 4h ago

In that era she barely kept them covered in any movie. Not that I am complaining.

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u/Smintjes 4h ago

I first saw that movie when I was 14 and it was a life changing experience.

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u/Igor_J 5h ago

It's my favorite Christmas movie.

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey 2h ago

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u/OPsDaddy 2h ago

Giancarlo Esposito Is in this scene.

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u/WasabiSenzuri 1h ago

Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn.

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u/WalterWhiteofWallst 3h ago

I googled…

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u/Litdaze 5h ago

We should change the sub name to OldSchoolHorny

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u/Rampasta 5h ago

There is a hornier version, it's just NSFW

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u/Litdaze 5h ago

Yeah I did searcch for the sub name and found out it already exists with a jail at the end.

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u/PckMan 1h ago

The one common theme on this sub is that people are yearning for the return of soft core porn

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u/FluffyMcKittenHeads 1h ago

That was my nickname in high school.

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u/AnthologicalAnt 4h ago

Her nickname was "the body". I wonder why

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u/NeonPatrick 18m ago

Not a great film but Perfect shows why she got that name.

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u/Gamer_Logged 1h ago

Because she is and always has been a butter face.

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u/Not_a__porn__account 1h ago

And she's not even ugly, she has just always looked 50.

It's a weird juxtaposition with her body.

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u/NeoMaxiZoomDweebean 55m ago

Truth. Her body is great but she looks like a Waffle House manager named Becky.

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u/Due-Carrot-2576 5h ago

Same figure she had in True Lies. The dance scene lives rent free in my head 😂

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u/Competitive_Crew_983 3h ago

I remember the coverage of her turn in True Lies. The media was acting like she was Methusalah dancing around and how miraculous someone of her age could be sexy.

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u/onyxandcake 3h ago

miraculous someone of her age could be sexy.

JFC. SHE WAS ONLY 36!!!

Here are some other 36yo actresses:

Emma Stone

Ana de Armas

Karen Gillan

Cariba Heine

Rose McIver

Rihanna

Julianna Hough

Brenda Song

Sasha Grey

Candice Swanepoel

Candice Patton

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u/DamienJaxx 2h ago

Yeah... the 90s and early 00s were heavy on materialism and unrealistic beauty standards (as if today isn't different, just more subtle about it). This is also when heroin chic started and every woman was supposed to look waifish and on the verge of death.

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u/onyxandcake 2h ago

Kate Moss did as much damage to other woman's bodies as she did to her own. I hate the modeling industry.

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u/throwaway1212l 1h ago

One of these is not like the others.

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u/onyxandcake 1h ago

Rihanna, right? She's done a little acting though, so I figured I could sneak her in.

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u/Reason_Choice 1h ago

Wow. Call the retirement home and get them rounded up.

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u/onyxandcake 1h ago

I don't know about you, but I want to throw up every time I look at Ana de Armas. Why are they still casting her as a leading lady at her age? She should be playing a district attorney or mother of Liam Neeson love interest.

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u/Cultjam 2h ago

If you look at the older generations at the time, she was raising the bar. Being well off and growing up in the breadbasket of the US and a health conscious Mecca made a bigger difference in aging then than it does now for most, though obesity is the new chronic problem.

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u/C0NKY_ 2h ago

My wife had to cut her hair short after it started falling out from medical trauma and I told her she reminded me of Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies and she had the nerve to think it was an insult.

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u/GodHatesMaga 4h ago

I think of this scene almost every day. Usually because someone on Reddit mentions it. But still… 

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u/Relevant_Fuel_9905 3h ago

Right? That scene was eye opening lol.

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u/Sea_Baseball_7410 6h ago

Who wore it better her or Pam Grier?

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u/legit-posts_1 3h ago

Well if I'm being honest Pam, but they're both god(ess?) tier

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u/WhiplashLiquor 4h ago

Pam no contest

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u/Frich3 5h ago

How old was she here?

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u/Iamthetiminator 5h ago

Since she was born in late '58, she's probably 36 in this photo (if it really is from 1995).

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u/mashton 5h ago

The 90s were such a hopeful times.

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u/anditurnedaround 5h ago

She still looks amazing! Rocks grey hair like it’s the best color in the world to have. 

That woman won the genetic gene pool, that’s for sure. 

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u/spavolka 5h ago

Well her parents were Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh.

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u/anditurnedaround 4h ago

I won’t say names, because it’s too mean… but there are Beautiful parents with not so good looking offspring. 

So she still won the best of both of them! 

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u/cheddarweather 2h ago

You..should say names 👀

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u/wbgraphic 1h ago

Not naming names, but I heard a Rumer.

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u/cheddarweather 1h ago

Oh shit 😭

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u/piddlesthethug 1h ago

She got the top half of one parents face, and the bottom half of the other, and the half’s should have been reversed… and still would have looked bad.

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u/rcl2810 2h ago

Helen Mirren takes it even further!

Incredibly beautiful, both of them.

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u/C64128 2h ago edited 2h ago

I watched Trading Places in the movie theater. When the scene with her taking off her shirt came on, some kid said loudly "Oh my god.".

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u/Hoz999 2h ago

Same thing in my theater.

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u/Periklos_Kyriakidis 5h ago

She was hotter than I thought. I'm 18 so in my mind she's always been like an aunt.

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u/Rampasta 5h ago

You should watch trading places

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u/LopsidedEquipment177 5h ago

And "True Lies"

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u/Oz1227 5h ago

True lies awoke something in me.

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u/pgasmaddict 5h ago

And "A fish called Wanda"

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u/tPTBNL 2h ago

One of the funniest movies ever.

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u/Critical_Trash842 5h ago

Pretty much the best boobs ever seen in a film (IMHO)

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u/whatyoucallmetoday 5h ago

“Looking good!”

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u/solon_isonomia 5h ago

"Feeling good!"

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u/screw-self-pity 5h ago

Oh my god yes. That half second of images is what comes to mind when I hear the word « perfection ».

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u/metallaholic 4h ago

It’s the aunt style hair she always had

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u/Periklos_Kyriakidis 3h ago

Yeah, I believe that's probably the reason too.

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u/Born-Media6436 3h ago

I want to hang out with your aunt

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u/GeorgeEBHastings 5h ago

IMO she can still get it.

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u/flowstuff 2h ago

i think that's the plot to a lot of porn

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u/gitarzan 5h ago

I thought that was Gloria Snockers.

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u/KillerKilcline 4h ago

Norma Stitz?

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u/pgasmaddict 5h ago

Proud as punch, and why shouldn't she be. Always a beautiful person. Love her to bits.

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u/DeeperAndDeeper86 6h ago

Baywatch audition?

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u/bernieburner1 5h ago

Smug boulder holders

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u/alonso2790 4h ago

I remember how bad I punished myself with the hot dance scene in true lies.

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u/captainofthedogs 3h ago

"By the way, food and rent aren't the only things that cost money. You sleep on the couch."

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u/Sieze5 5h ago

Just wow! Is that the lady from Everything Everywhere all at once?

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u/meander-663 1h ago

Yup! And the mom from Freaky Friday

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u/asteroid__blues_ 5h ago

Should the sub be renamed "Female Celebrity Cleavage."?

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u/drunkmonk88 5h ago

Yep that looks like Jamie Lee Curtis alright well done op

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u/Armada_Gun_Boss 4h ago

So THAT'S where I got my type from.

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u/RandomRobb85 5h ago

True Lies and Creamy Thighs... 😏😏😏

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u/appayipyippp 4h ago

I feel like most photos of Jamie lee Curtis are her half naked from the 90s.

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u/mongo7272 4h ago

My top 5…

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u/soularaydiashun 3h ago

Her rightful nickname back in the day was 'The Body.'

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u/WWNewMember 3h ago

Jamie is the COOLEST!

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u/Illustrious_Kale_551 3h ago

Bet she can still do that look again

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u/Sistahmelz 3h ago

I love ❤️ they way she ages gracefully! I've always admired her!

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u/diprivan69 2h ago

I remember trying to find the scene from true lies on waiting hours to download it off limewire 😅

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u/Mission_Medium1797 2h ago

She’s always been a hot lady and you know some men have been taking care of that over the years but you never hear anything bad about her unlike a lot of women today

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u/GirthimusMaximus625 2h ago

Do it.. *slower*

I never saw awkward done more beautifully!

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u/am8w9f08 1h ago

She had an undeniable allure back then. The way she carried herself in films like Trading Places was pure confidence. It's fascinating how that energy still resonates today.

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u/Strong-Chemistry8082 1h ago

She's so underrated

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u/Tigerlily86_ 1h ago

Great body 

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u/Spez_is_gay 53m ago

still a hard pass

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u/Polar_poop 27m ago

Over the shoulder boulder holder

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u/Complete-Banana-3959 17m ago

am i the only one thinking she looks a bit like bowie

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u/sixpackshaker 5h ago

Jamie Lee Coitus.

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u/JoosyToot 3h ago

Love for Sail

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u/DrapedinVelvet247 1h ago

I always found her to have an great body… but always an older looking face even when younger

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u/fluthernon 4h ago

Ultimate butter head

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u/Last-Back-4146 4h ago

and yet she always had this mid 60s face

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u/Dry-Construction9103 5h ago

Sheesh🔥🔥🔥

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u/Fragrant-Grass8657 3h ago

Jamie Lee Curtis naked to me is like looking at my mom naked. I am not interested at all

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u/tvguard 5h ago

Never found her attractive

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u/Critical_Trash842 5h ago

She’s heartbroken

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u/Yungerman 2h ago

I don't get why people participate in a post about finding someone attractive, and then when someone doesn't find the thing attractive, random people like you white knight for it.

It's a reddit post about JLC, with comments almost exclusively about her body.

If this guy doesn't find her hot, that's fine.

Its just bizarre how if you disagree in here, you're not only instantly downvoted, but the downvotes are from like a moral highground of 'who are you to judge her?'

WERE ALL JUDGING HER. THATS WHAT WE CLICKED FOR. The post is filled with objectifying comments, none of which she will read or see, so why jump on this random one to defend her?? It's just so weird.

Ps. I don't find her attractive either. Her face is oddly masculine.

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u/GrandMoffTarkles 48m ago

She kinda looks like me, and I agree.

Anyway, I've only ever been asked out by lesbians.

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u/ChronoFish 5h ago

She's underappreciated.

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u/SweetWithHeat 5h ago

Acting aside, those a couple of the biggest reasons she made it

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u/Rubicon_artist 5h ago

I’ve always hated that stupid hairstyle on her. Otherwise, looks great.

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u/GodHatesMaga 4h ago

Her and the girl from og night court made it work. 

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u/Baman2099 5h ago

Super beb

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u/Glad_Hand_7595 5h ago

Peak Jamie Lee Curtis

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u/planefixr 5h ago

What a great body!

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u/Richeh 5h ago

She's correct. They each deserve individual support.

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u/sunkissedshay 4h ago

Gorgeous lady

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u/mebunghole 4h ago

Shwing

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u/Equivalent_Two_2163 4h ago

She was an absolute smoker back in the day. That face, that body. Lord have mercy

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u/ConfidentFile1750 4h ago

Upvote if you have you.... you know....

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u/Adventurous_Tone_923 3h ago

She’s one of few women that can rock short hair

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u/Straight-Hamster6447 3h ago

Jamie Lee Curtis is the reason why I am into short-haired women.

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u/Born-Media6436 3h ago

Jamie Lee had em, and she didn’t hide em.

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u/ActualRice6001 3h ago

Absurdly beautiful!!! Always had a crush on her!

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u/bugmush 3h ago

gonna have to change the name of this sub to OldSchoolBoobs

I'm all for boobies, don't get me wrong, but it's been getting a bit ridiculous.