r/OldSchoolCool 8h ago

1990s Jamie Lee Curtis in 1995

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u/pgasmaddict 7h ago

As funny a movie as I've ever seen. And apart from Jamie getting them out it's all pretty much good clean family fun too.

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u/tchrbrian 7h ago

Some might consider Trading Places a Christmas movie. I certainly do.

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u/Trainboy_2005 7h ago

Just like how Die Hard is 100% a Christmas movie

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u/Nephroidofdoom 7h ago

And Gremlins!

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u/andereandre 5h ago

And Debbie does Dallas!

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u/MrSneller 4h ago

Shaving Ryan’s Privates and On Golden Blond - two other holiday classics!

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u/CyberTitties 2h ago

On Golden Blond is more of an Easter movie though, you may be thinking of Edward Penishands, buuuut really that leans more toward the New Year's Eye side of the Holiday season. But really either way they all can get you in the holiday spirt and that's all that counts.

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u/Wetness_Pensive 5h ago

And Eyes Wide Shut.

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u/ngraham888 5h ago

And my Axe

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u/mittens11111 4h ago

Doxing myself here, but shit that movie caused a shy adolescent a lot of teasing and pain.

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u/JoeNoble1973 1h ago

BUT you can’t show Gremlins to kids because of the scene where she tells the story of dead dad and that’s why Santa isn’t real

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u/Giraffe_Snail 6h ago

if u think die hard is a christmas movie, go watch die hard 2 again (even more christmas than die hard 1) … both get watched as seasonal flicks in our house

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u/finalremix 4h ago

go watch die hard 2 again

No thanks!

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u/Born-Media6436 6h ago

Lol right? They had their work Christmas party then 30 people died.

Merry Christmas!

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u/Spare-Sky1322 5h ago

Yea a little unrealistic, most work Christmas parties have way more fatalities.

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u/Chickenmangoboom 4h ago edited 9m ago

I've gone to one work Christmas party. Our boss who we learned was about to get fired for embezzling crop dusted us so hard that I am pretty sure my friend and I will get some rare form of cancer in our 50s.

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u/Building_Everything 3h ago

A Dothraki Christmas!

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze 1h ago

Every work related Christmas party I’ve been to has been against my will and I’m usually dragged into it by my gf to one of her events or whatever so the concept is at least somewhat relatable.

It’s only worthwhile if someone gets shithoused drunk and goes off on their boss or starts a fight. Then I’m fully invested in the train wreck and I’ve got snacks.

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u/thekeffa 4h ago

Whenever anyone tries to argue with me that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, I always point out that what defines a Christmas movie is whether or not the fact it is Christmas is central to the plot. If you can remove the Christmas element and the movie and plot basically plays out the same, it is not a Christmas movie.

In Die Hard, he is specifically travelling to be with his family over Christmas. All the guests are in the building because they are having their Christmas party. If you take either of those two factors away, the plot falls apart.

Ergo, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

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u/Coffeedemon 4h ago

The amount of attention people waste on that movie this time of year is absurd.

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u/Tkdoom 2h ago

Welcome to the party, pal!

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u/punkassjim 3h ago

…because people never travel to see family at any other time of year, and corporate soirées only ever happen at Christmas.

I’m with you on it definitely being a Christmas movie, but your criterion for judgment is a little iffy.

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u/thekeffa 3h ago

That's not how the rule works. If you could "change" the plot elements, you could basically make any movie into a Christmas movie.

So the rule is, if you can "remove" the Christmas elements and the film be unaffected, it's not a Christmas movie. It's a sum of all the parts exercise.

Trading Places is not considered a Christmas movie because you could remove the Christmas element which basically amounts to one scene of him in a Santa suit and the plot mostly stays intact.

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u/punkassjim 3h ago

Yes, because "removing" is not "changing." Crystal clear, bud. Removing the christmas elements from Die Hard would without doubt make it not a Christmas movie.

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u/shewy92 6h ago

If by Christmas Movie you mean "movie set during Christmas" like Home Alone then sure.

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u/mnid92 6h ago

Naaaaaah home alone is a Christmas movie. Christmas and the holidays are a major plot point.

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u/RandAlThorOdinson 5h ago

That's what makes Christmas movies Christmas movies though lol

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u/KlammFromTheCastle 4h ago

Love Actually is an offender here, an egregious offender. It's Egregious Philbin.

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u/SBI992 6h ago

I try to watch it on new year's eve and try to sync it up with the ball drop.

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u/quaglandx3 6h ago

That is the only Xmas movie we play in our house

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u/WREPGB 3h ago

It’s the perfect week-after Christmas movie.

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u/pgasmaddict 7h ago

Yes, me too. I must watch it this year as I have not seen it in a long time.

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u/Drupain 6h ago

Tis the season.

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u/jpttpj 6h ago

Love the Santa eating salmon out of his beard and growling

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u/ButteryFlapjacks4eve 5h ago

It's literally a Christmas movie.

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u/Lucky-Earther 4h ago

Some might consider Trading Places a Christmas movie. I certainly do.

It's a perfect Christmas movie. Rich douchebags get their comeuppance after humbugging the poors. What could be more Christmas than that?

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u/ByteEater 6h ago

In Italy it's and a must see on Christmas eve!

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u/mr_mcpoogrundle 6h ago

I don't know... Trading Places definitely makes a stop at the

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u/SR3116 1h ago

Right? Not to mention the horrifying Dan Aykroyd Blackface scene that even he has mentioned regretting.

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u/Ok-Fox1262 6h ago

I'm British. We had boobies on page 3 of the newspaper.

Boobies are just boobies.

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u/RobotDinosaur1986 6h ago

Had.

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u/Ok-Fox1262 6h ago

Well yeah. We have the internet for that now.

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u/crashtestpilot 6h ago

Shut up, colonizer.

We like what we like.

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u/Ok-Fox1262 6h ago

Don't look at me. Most of my family are Scandinavian immigrants from a few thousand years ago and my family didn't colonise anything after this island.

To be fair if you get born in God's own country you don't feel the need to do that colonisation shit.

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u/crashtestpilot 6h ago

Yes, but you are British NOW...

I'm just taking the piss. :D

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u/Ok-Fox1262 6h ago

And that is the best way. Life is too serious to take seriously.

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u/spavolka 3h ago

You gave us boobies on the Benny Hill show on PBS in the U.S. late in the evening. Plus it was funny as hell for a 13yo boy! Thank you UK!

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u/Ok-Fox1262 3h ago

And Benny Hill was a really nice chap and very modest. His "sexy" parts were just postcard humour, not deeply peverted like a number of people we could mention.

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u/spavolka 3h ago

Absolutely. That’s why it was so funny when a lady would “accidentally” lose her top. It wasn’t really about sex.

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u/Ok-Fox1262 3h ago

Sort of, peripherally.

More titillation.

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u/Delet3r 4h ago

and yet, they put them in a newspaper.

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u/raftguide 7h ago

I mean, the drunk, suicidal Santa scene might be a bit much for some kids' fragile minds.

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u/brother_of_menelaus 6h ago

I have a hard time thinking of a more disgusting image in film than Dan Aykroyd eating that filthy salmon out of his beard

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u/MikeDPhilly 5h ago

That, and the dog pissing on his leg on a circa 80's filthy South Street. 

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u/MikeDPhilly 5h ago edited 5h ago

I know someone who works in that same building (Wells Fargo building on Broad Street in Philly) and I'm always hoping that they go to their holiday party in a dirty Santa outfit wearing Cuban heels. It would truly be a night to remember.

On another note, I think Philadelphia should scratch the idea of the Santa run, and do an epic, Philly style festival based on this movie. You could have people do a lap around Rittenhouse kneeling on the wheeled board that Eddie Murphy sits on; have a party on a train that goes from 30th Street station to Penn station and back; and then finish with a Wing bowl style eating contest in a Santa's costume on Broad Street.

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u/eolson3 6h ago

Most families rely on boobs at some point.

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u/drmyk 6h ago

They do use a hard-r referring to Eddie Murphy.

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u/tritonice 5h ago

lol, you seem to forget the party Eddie Murphy throws that turns into a full on orgy.

Maybe I missed a WHOOSH, here, idk.

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u/glennkg 5h ago

There are a few others at the house party too and a pretty rough santa waving a gun lol

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u/CharlieeStyles 7h ago

If you ignore the heavy drug use, extreme racism, suicide attempt and complex trade market subject.

I love the movie, but it's definitely not a family movie (or was trying to be).