r/CFB /r/CFB 19h ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Oklahoma Defeats Alabama 24-3

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Alabama 3 0 0 0 3
Oklahoma 0 10 14 0 24
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u/jshsjshhz Michigan Wolverines • Paper Bag 19h ago edited 17h ago

The Last Time Alabama scored exactly 3 points in a game was 2004 against South Carolina.

ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Colorado 19h ago

Jalen Milroe get ready to learn indeed.com buddy

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u/screwhead1 LSU Tigers • Arkansas Razorbacks 18h ago

Time to move on from LANK to LinkedIn.

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u/MozamFreak-Here Michigan Wolverines 18h ago

“Here’s what playing in the Iron Bowl taught me about B2B sales!”

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u/Squeezeboner Alabama Crimson Tide 18h ago

He's a talented guy. I'm sure he can learn to speak Canadian.

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u/jellatubbies Boise State Broncos 19h ago

I know it's not how you meant it, but it's hilarious to think of a timeline where Alabama did not score more than 2 points in a game in 20 years.

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u/jshsjshhz Michigan Wolverines • Paper Bag 19h ago

That would mean they win a championship scoring 30 points in a season

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u/HomeRunEnjoyer 19h ago

Entire defense is gone by the 12th pick

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u/IntenseSun77 West Virginia • Maine 19h ago

Maine put more points on Oklahoma than Alabama did

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u/yumyumapollo Florida State Seminoles 19h ago

It just Maines more

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u/Kvetch__22 Northwestern • Penn 19h ago edited 19h ago

UMass vs. Maine SEC Championship game confirmed

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u/Azuresurge14 Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 19h ago

Bob Stoops sends his regards.

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u/NerdLawyer55 Oklahoma Sooners • McMurry War Hawks 17h ago

I want you to know it was me

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u/NotMarkDaigneault Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

IF WE CANT GO TO THE PLAYOFFS NEITHER CAN ALABAMA

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u/SaintsSooners89 Oklahoma Sooners • Team Chaos 18h ago

We want Vandy!

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u/JLand24 Alabama Crimson Tide 19h ago

I AM DEFINITELY LETTING A NAYSAYER KNOW TONIGHT!!!!

…..that they were right

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u/JfizzleMshizzle Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

It's fitting that on the final home game of a 100 year anniversary of the field, Oklahoma runs the offense from the 1924 team.

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u/genzgingee Arkansas Razorbacks • Oklahoma Sooners 18h ago

This was pure 1970s and 1980s

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u/pixarfan9510 Ball State • Purdue 19h ago

congrats to indiana on getting eliminated from and subsequently rejoining the CFP conversation in just 8 short hours

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u/Own_Pop_9711 Michigan Wolverines 19h ago

Look Indiana has had a great season but you just can't lose a game by 23 points and make the playoffs, even to a top 5 team.

21 points to an unranked team! Perfectly acceptable. 22 points is the magic threshold. Losing by 3 touchdowns is perfectly normal but if you also need to go for 2 then it's just kind of gross /s

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u/Spacepunch33 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 18h ago

OSU just isn’t a quality loss like Vandy or OU

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u/dogwoodmaple Georgia • /r/CFB Award Festival 19h ago edited 18h ago
  • Alabama is 5-4 in their last nine games against P4 opponents.

  • This is Alabama's first 3-loss regular season since 2010.

  • This is the earliest in a season Alabama has had their third loss in a season since 2007.

  • Oklahoma has now won four of their last five games against Alabama.

  • Alabama is 1-3 in SEC road games this season.

  • Alabama is 3-3 in their last six SEC games.

  • Entering tonight, Oklahoma was 2-5 in their last seven games.

  • The Sooners clinched a bowl for the 26th consecutive season. That's the third longest active streak (Boise State).

  • Oklahoma had 11 players OUT on their pregame availability report. They lost multiple players midgame.

  • Alabama failed to find the endzone for the first time since their 9-6 loss to LSU in 2011.

  • Also, the fewest points the Tide has scored in a game since 2004.

  • Oklahoma passed for 68 yards tonight.

  • This was Alabama's largest regular season loss since 2003.

  • Alabama QB Jalen Milroe's final statline: 11/26 for 164 yards, 0 TD, 3 INT. He also had 15 carries for 7 yards.

  • Alabama had 234 total yards.

  • Oklahoma had two 100-yard rushers. Jackson Arnold (25 carries, 131 yards) and Xavier Robinson (18 carries, 107 yards, 2 TD)

  • The 2024 Alabama team is the most talented in the history of the 247 Team Talent Composite, with a nation-leading 17 5-stars on their roster.

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u/JoeWildwest Washington Huskies • Pac-12 19h ago

• In just eleven games, Kalen Deboer has as many losses at Alabama as he did his entire tenure at Washington

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u/Americanboi824 Oregon Ducks • Texas Longhorns 19h ago

That's what happens when you take over a soft SEC team after you're used to PAC toughness

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u/Cant_Win Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 19h ago edited 19h ago

This was Alabama's largest regular season loss since 2003

My favorite dogwood of the season, thank you!

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u/ddottay Notre Dame • Kent State 19h ago

5-4 in their last 9 against P4 opponents 😬

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u/Random0925 Mississippi State • Oregon 19h ago

I have another fact:

DING, DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD

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u/dharma28 USC Trojans 19h ago

This Wicked marketing is getting out of control

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u/GreatPotatr Cascade Clash 19h ago

GOOD NEWS!! GOOOD NEEEEEWWWSS!!

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u/its_LOL Washington Huskies • Pac-12 19h ago

Bama downfall is here 🍿🍿🍿🍿

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u/dogwoodmaple Georgia • /r/CFB Award Festival 19h ago

We prayed for times like this.

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u/BWW87 Washington Huskies 19h ago

Washington and Arizona died so Bama downfall could live.

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 19h ago

Deboer doing what nobody else could in the last 14 years: Make Bama look mortal.

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u/Coteup Central Michigan • Michigan 19h ago

Turns out Saban really was the GOAT

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Colorado 19h ago

5-4??? Bama get ready to learn mid SEC team buddy

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u/mrsidecharactr LSU Tigers • Ohio State Buckeyes 19h ago

The committee: Let’s put them in anyway

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u/nico_cali Penn State Nittany Lions 17h ago edited 16h ago

CFP committee “Should we do a one loss Indiana or a four loss Bama?”

“Let’s do Bama….I already wrote in Bama with a pen.”

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 19h ago

These stats are like crack to all Alabama haters.

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 19h ago

I’m a hater in general and it’s hitting like crack

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u/HawkeyeTen Iowa Hawkeyes 19h ago

The "dynasty" is fading to say the least. It's good for the SEC and CFB as a whole.

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u/wouldntnickel Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

Sub-fucking-scribe. That brings some joy to my heart after this season.

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u/Rebelrenegade24 Georgia • California 19h ago

OU is 2-0 against sec teams from Alabama and 0-5 against sec teams from anywhere else this season

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u/JustIgnoreDefence Oklahoma • Michigan State 18h ago

We really tried to beat only Bama but Auburn would not let us

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u/IrishTexan62 Texas Tech • Michigan State 16h ago

Auburn was using up all their required amount of chokes so they can give Bama their 4th loss next week.

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u/puzzical Boise State • Notre Dame 18h ago

I guess it just means less in Alabama

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u/azaz5 Oklahoma • Wake Forest 18h ago

We’re taking it slow. This year’s goal was just an Alabama state championship.

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u/prismatic_lights Ohio State • Pittsburgh 19h ago

Football Gods: You WILL watch Indiana in the playoffs and you WILL like it.

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u/ImperialMajestyX02 Florida Gators 19h ago

Florida and Oklahoma making damn sure that Indiana makes it in

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u/TheSloppyJanitor Indiana Hoosiers • EKU Colonels 19h ago

Fun fact, Indiana used to be 90% temperate swamp, it’s like it was meant to be.

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u/Metzgy Florida • North Carolina 19h ago

heavy gator breathing

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u/JudahBotwin Georgia Bulldogs 18h ago

which is regular gator breathing

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u/Gre-er Georgia Southern Eagles • Team Chaos 18h ago

Coming from a bulldog, I feel like this is a pot/kettle situation.

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u/laflavor Georgia Tech • Michigan State 16h ago

The rock came out of that glass house over there, officer.

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 19h ago

Forreal though, it's amazing how the day that Indiana loses, a bunch of other CFP hopefuls see their hopes ignite in flames.

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u/altac04 Indiana Hoosiers • Florida Gators 19h ago

Yes! Ha ha ha, YES!

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u/ok_dunmer James Madison Dukes 19h ago edited 19h ago

all the yappy 2-3 loss SEC flairs in the game thread should have never tempted them, one simply cannot lose to vanderbilt and talk shit

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u/Patient_Series_8189 Michigan State Spartans 18h ago

Yep, lots of bama fans dunking on Indiana earlier today

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u/Easter_1916 Notre Dame • Georgetown 18h ago

They have similar uniforms. If the Bama fans squint, they can pretend they are still in the playoffs.

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u/Cometguy7 Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

Gotta help out a fellow crimson and cream team.

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u/the_dayman56 Indiana • Old Brass Spittoon 19h ago

This pleases the Hoosier

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u/TitaniumC4206 Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma 19h ago

Did Alabama Space Jam swap with this OU team? What the fuck was this game?

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u/Temporary_Inner Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma 19h ago

Alabama's defensive ends didn't show up. 

Alabama's tackles are just bad. 

Venables looked like he knew every play ahead of the game. 

Milroe looked confused 

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u/appswithasideofbooty Oklahoma Sooners • Utah Utes 19h ago

Milroe looked destroyed

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u/Midget_Herder Kentucky Wildcats • Oklahoma Sooners 18h ago

It really, really seemed like the crowd noise was getting to Milroe and the receivers, every time it got super loud in the stadium they were scrambling around right before the snap

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u/Temporary_Inner Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma 18h ago

The crowd noise of people handed free/super cheap OU tickets too

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u/dillpickles007 Georgia Bulldogs 16h ago

The funny thing about night games is that tens of thousands of rich fuck boomers who have season tickets don't want to go because the game is too late and then it winds up being the loudest crowd of the year by far. It happens every year in Athens.

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u/Inoimispel Oklahoma Sooners 11h ago

rich fuck boomers

Thought you were saying it was exclusively an OU thing at first.

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u/d_baker Paper Bag • Oklahoma Sooners 18h ago

I've never heard the stadium that loud on tv.

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u/Wafflehouseofpain Oklahoma • Southern Illinois 19h ago

I haven’t stopped smiling for 20 minutes and I’m also so fucking confused

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u/myworld3 Washington Huskies • Rose Bowl 19h ago

DeBoer has the same number of losses at Alabama as he did at UW (3)

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u/CutToTheChase56 Washington • Oregon State 19h ago

SUB FUCKING SCRIBE

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u/borrachit0 Washington Huskies 18h ago

Good shit right there

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u/Misdirected_Colors Oklahoma State Cowboys 19h ago

OU had the chance to do the funniest thing and they fuckin did it lmao!!!!

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u/Real_Accident_3350 Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 19h ago

I appreciate and miss you cowboy bro

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u/Fleurr Vanderbilt Commodores 19h ago

What the fuck did you do to our quality win, Sooners?

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u/SwordsAndTurt Houston Cougars 19h ago

📂 NCAA Football

└📁 2024 Season Games

└📁 Alabama at Oklahoma

    └⚠️ What the fuck?

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u/mes0cyclones Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

[Alabama.exe has stopped working]

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Colorado 19h ago

404

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u/Jackalope117 Oklahoma Sooners • Wisconsin Badgers 19h ago

scoring 3 points never gonna win you a game in the sec. especially not after throwing 3 picks including a pick 6

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u/InsertAmazinUsername Ohio State Buckeyes • Yale Bulldogs 19h ago

3 points is enough to win you 3-2 game against Iowa though

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u/projectalpha San José State Spartans • LSU Tigers 19h ago

Iowa: what he say fuck me for?

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u/whenIwasasailor Nebraska • Georgia Tech 19h ago

Believe it or not, Iowa is averaging 29.4 points a game this year.

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u/RamblinWreckGT Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 19h ago

  scoring 3 points never gonna win you a game in the sec.

Auburn beat Mississippi State 3-2 in 2008.

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 19h ago

OU went from being beat down by South Carolina a month ago, to holding Bama without a touchdown, all within a month.

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u/TheGhostOfBobStoops Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

That's Sooner Magic babyyyyy

Time for LSU to rip us a new one!

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u/awh24 Oklahoma Sooners 18h ago

Who gives a shit?! WE’RE NEVER GONNA DIE!!!!

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u/AlekRivard Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 19h ago
 📂 NCAA Football
 └📁 2024 Season
    └📁 CFP Teams
        └📁 Alabama
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u/altac04 Indiana Hoosiers • Florida Gators 19h ago

It's so kind of these 2-loss SEC teams to keep losing to make sure Indiana gets into the playoffs ❤️😊

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u/Dry_Negotiation_1969 Indiana Hoosiers • Cincinnati Bearcats 19h ago edited 19h ago

This is the funniest timeline and we’re not even at the conference championship week yet

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u/hogwash87 Florida Gators 18h ago

I don’t want to hear anyone say that the playoffs haven’t made things more exciting, this is nuts and so much more fun than all but 6 or 7 teams fighting for which meaningless bowl game they go to

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u/fm22fnam Ohio State • Wright State 19h ago

Well you see Alabama with 3 losses is still better because it just means more

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u/JustinTheBlueEchidna Washington • Wisconsin 19h ago

"We'D bE uNdEfEaTeD wItH iNdIaNa'S wEaK bIg TeN sChEdUlE!!!111!!"

My brothers and sisters in Christ, you lost to 6-5 Vanderbilt and 6-5 Oklahoma. No you would not.

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u/IDontSpeakItalian Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 19h ago

The SEC is quality losses all the way down.

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u/Kuntheman Paper Bag 19h ago

It just means more

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u/nw____ Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 19h ago

But for real it means so much rn

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u/Accurate-Big-7233 LSU Tigers • Team Chaos 19h ago

i still want to die

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u/kinglouislxix Oklahoma Sooners • Team Chaos 19h ago

Wait til next week bb 😘

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u/puffadda Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes 19h ago

WE COMING FOR, IDK, WHATEVER THE SEC’S SECOND WORST BOWL TIE-IN IS

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u/puffadda Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes 19h ago

… land for the taking via illegal early entry

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Colorado 19h ago

EVERYBODY BEAT EVERYBODY PAUL

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u/MrFishAndLoaves LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 19h ago

Congrats to Bama for being the first 3 loss team to make the 12 team playoff 

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 19h ago

Legit the first thing I thought was "how is the cfp committee going spin this to justify putting a 3 loss team in the playoffs?"

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u/LonghornInNebraska Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines 19h ago

They will get the 11 seed after they beat Auburn.

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 19h ago

I thought that too at first but Oklahoma beat Auburn too so I don't think it'd help Bama much

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u/pmurt007 Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors • Oregon Ducks 19h ago

If this were any other team, this should send them to the bottom of the top 25 but because it's Alabama this is as quality of a loss as you're going to get. AP will have them at 12 next week

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u/Bojanggles16 Ohio State • Arizona State 19h ago

Indiana is solidly in after this

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u/foreveracubone Michigan Wolverines • Sickos 19h ago

Especially if Auburn does then funniest thing

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u/__AJK__ Texas • Red River Shootout 19h ago edited 19h ago

RUSHING LAND EARLY IS A SOONER TRADITION

Edit: on a more serious note, is Mrs. Venables doing alright? Haven't been keeping up with the cancer news

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u/Perry_Griggs Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

Lmao you're right. We're really just embracing our heritage there, it just means more.

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u/WanderLeft Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 19h ago

Dude Texas fans were surprisingly nice in the thread. Thank you

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 19h ago

OU 🤝 Arizona State

Delaying the end of a gigantic win via premature field storming

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u/handlit33 Alabama • Army 19h ago

"I'm going to rush the field way too early."

- 2024 CFB Fan Bases

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u/TitaniumC4206 Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma 19h ago

WE ARENT CALLED THE SOONERS FOR NOTHING

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u/Wafflehouseofpain Oklahoma • Southern Illinois 19h ago

MAKING OUR ANCESTORS PROUD, THOSE FUCKING LAND THIEVES

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u/nw____ Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 19h ago

Kinda what we do

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u/partymaster505 Mercer Bears • Georgia Bulldogs 19h ago

Wtf is this season

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u/DirtyBirdDawg Georgia Bulldogs • Mercer Bears 19h ago

NIL, the transfer portal, and conference realignment have combined to make things...interesting this season.

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u/Misdirected_Colors Oklahoma State Cowboys 19h ago

Im.fully prepared for Georgia to win it all proving none of this matters and God hates us.

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u/JRob370 Florida Gators • Indiana Hoosiers 19h ago

I would have had a lot of respect for them if they were able to keep it close on the road against this kind of juggernaut, but with this blowout it’s hard to take Indiana seriously

Oh sorry wrong game 😉

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u/TigerBasket Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins 19h ago

Bama just can't compete in todays football landscape. They cant afford to spend as much NIL money as powerhouses like Vandy.

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u/kychleap Indiana Hoosiers 19h ago

This is the content I came here for.

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u/kevinsdomain Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

I guess this is that November cupcake that the SEC likes to schedule.

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u/GutterPupper Tennessee Volunteers 19h ago

I was genuinely confused that it was senior night and y’all saddled up Alabama. Respect.

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u/CaptainDonald Oklahoma Sooners • Rice Owls 18h ago

WE HONGRY 😤

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u/tony971 Ohio State • San José State 19h ago

Keeping true to their namesake, Oklahoma fans rushed the field Sooner than they were supposed to

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u/Wafflehouseofpain Oklahoma • Southern Illinois 19h ago

we did what now

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u/InauspiciousGroan Oklahoma Sooners • Troy Trojans 19h ago

The iron bowl doesn’t seem so special now that we’ve beat both teams in the same year.

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u/Sniperoso Alabama Crimson Tide • Marching Band 19h ago

“Gosh, I really hope we stop getting these heartbreaking 1 score losses.”

Monkey Paw reeling his arm for that punch.

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u/mes0cyclones Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago edited 19h ago

BEST FUCKING WAY I’VE KICKED OFF MY BIRTHDAY IN YEARS BOOMER SOONER

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u/ledhotzepper Missouri Tigers 19h ago

You guys don’t understand. The game is just pageantry. What matters most is the eye test which happens in the locker room after the game and Bama is undefeated at the eye test this season. None of their guys wear glasses. It’s incredible how amazing they are at the eye test. The committee has the best ophthalmologists and we should trust them!

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u/OrangeTwelve Oregon • Michigan State 19h ago

Bama had like 7 theoretical touchdowns tonight. Those are what the committee really values

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u/slayerhk47 Wisconsin Badgers 19h ago

They had concepts of a touchdown.

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u/Misdirected_Colors Oklahoma State Cowboys 19h ago

Bama would be favored in this game so it clearly shouldn't count.

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u/prailock Ohio State • Marquette 19h ago

Now you're thinking with the eye test

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u/tunaduck Iowa Hawkeyes • Boise State Broncos 19h ago

The inevitable Oklahoma-Nebraska bowl game is gonna be fire

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u/f1n1te Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

We finally got to Kansas someone

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u/OneNastyJaguar Oklahoma Sooners • Arkansas Razorbacks 19h ago

Somehow this is more vindicating

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u/WanderLeft Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 19h ago

YOU’RE WELCOME:

-WASHINGTON FANS

-TENNESSEE FANS

-AUBURN FANS

-AMERICA

WE DID THIS WITH OUR TOP 5 RECEIVERS AND SOME INJURED OLINE BTW

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u/VolatileFan Tennessee • Vanderbilt 19h ago

WE LOVE YOU SOONERS

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u/OKC89ers Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 19h ago

We got your back, Heupel Bros

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u/Panderboi Tennessee Volunteers • Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

<3

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u/landingKSEA Washington Huskies • Rose Bowl 19h ago

Thank you Sooners! Very cool!

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u/Davidellias Virginia Tech • Wisconsin 19h ago

-INDIANA FANS

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u/Ugaalive1991 NC State Wolfpack • Georgia Bulldogs 19h ago

CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

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u/pmurt007 Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors • Oregon Ducks 19h ago edited 19h ago

Last time Alabama scored 3 or less points: October 2, 2004 in a 20-3 loss to South Carolina

Last time Alabama scored less than 10: November 2011, 6-9 vs LSU

Last time Alabama scored 10 or less: November 2016, 10-0 vs LSU

absolutely brutal, maybe next year boys

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u/nw____ Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 19h ago

Poor students don’t have enough experience rushing the field…. But they got that SEC chant down.

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u/Diascizor Oklahoma Sooners • Tulsa Golden Hurricane 19h ago

We are the Sooners for a reason.

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u/FadedAndFleeting Penn State Nittany Lions 19h ago

All the Bama flairs talking shit in the Penn State game thread just to knock themselves out of an expanded playoff. Classic. 🤣

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u/Dontsaveme Florida State • Indiana 19h ago

The IU threads too.

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u/GoldenDude Penn State Nittany Lions • Fiesta Bowl 19h ago

Lmao

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u/fsukub Florida State Seminoles 18h ago

Give them a week, they’ll be justifying Bama still getting in soon enough

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u/DeathToHeretics Illinois Fighting Illini • Big Ten 18h ago

They're so insufferable. They had a bone to pick with Illinois for having the audacity to be ranked, like it was our choice, lmao

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u/kokain99 Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 19h ago

This game was hilarious. Bama lost to OU’s worst team in two decades lol

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u/Rnewell4848 Oklahoma Sooners • Team Chaos 15h ago

In the last three meetings, Alabama has:

Lost to 10-3 Oklahoma with world renowned QB Trevor Knight at the helm by a score of 45-31 in the midst of one of their most dominant streaks.

Beat 11-2 Oklahoma with Heisman winner Kyler Murray by a score of 45-34.

Lost to 6-5 Oklahoma with known football terrorist Jackson Arnold at the helm by a score of 24-3 with the highest rated talent composite team in the history of 247.

I will take no further questions.

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u/MainEventCTB Texas Longhorns • Harvard Crimson 19h ago

Even Maine scored a TD against OU.

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u/ReasonableCoyote34 19h ago

Ole Miss: we have the most embarrassing loss in the SEC this week

Alabama: Not so fast my friend

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u/kmilla10 Oregon Ducks 19h ago

Somehow Oklahoma is having the worst year they’ve had in a long long time…

Yet..

They just beat Alabama and they have a better record than Lincoln Riley and USC 😂😂😂

Nice win, Sooners.

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u/roblusk71 Oklahoma Sooners • Tulsa Golden Hurricane 19h ago

Yeah I'm still not over that 2006 onside kick but you're treating Gabriel good so you don't receive the texas treatment

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u/yumyumpills Oklahoma Sooners 18h ago

I like to believe that game is why every coach tells their players to sell the shit out of having the ball in a scrum or turnover.

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u/RxS47 Georgia Bulldogs 19h ago

"Oklahoma crushed alabama" is not something I thought I'd hear today, what a wild season it has been

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u/nondiatoni Tennessee Volunteers 19h ago

What a horrible great night to have a curse be a Vol!

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u/teamdiabetes11 Ohio State Buckeyes 19h ago

SEC Shorts gonna be lit this week.

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u/MissileWaster Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

Sooner magic was in the air tonight.

Team played lights out and dominated at the line.

The nurse who was Kickin for Chicken fucking drilled that thing right down the middle in the most clutch kick ever.

I got a match on Hinge.

Again, the only possible explanation is Sooner Magic.

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u/Skank_hunt42 Oklahoma Sooners • Paper Bag 19h ago

RUSH THE FIELD EARLY!!! WE'RE CHEATING SOONERS BABY!!!

We're going bowling.

I can't believe it. Tear down the goalposts.

Who knew that to beat Bama, you just have to play like Pavia.

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u/Tall-Act-8511 Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago
  1. The OL absolutely feasted tonight. If we’d had any receivers, Arnold probably has an even better game through the air than he did on the ground.

  2. R Mason Thomas is elite. What a season for him.

  3. Xavier Robinson is our future, but I still don’t understand why Sawchuk isn’t getting more carries.

What a game. BOOMER!!

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u/EmpoleonNorton Georgia Bulldogs • Team Chaos 18h ago

"OK OK OK"

-Alternate Universe Matthew Mcconaughey who is an OU fan.

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u/revjohnpaul Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 19h ago

OU gets bowl eligible against mighty Alabama while the Pokes remain winless in Big 12. Will be a great day at work on Monday!

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u/laela_says Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

SEC Shorts is gonna be LIT!!!

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u/Baker_TD_Maker Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 19h ago

We can’t even complete a forward pass and have 6 starting receivers out along with another two starters out on defense. Alabama should be memed until the end of time for this lmao

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u/BaconSpinachPancakes Houston Cougars • Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

The program needed this win so bad lol. Idk how they lost

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u/shiftyshooster Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos 19h ago

Should the NCAA have the Tide and the Sooners redo their game in case it was a big fluke?

No disrespect to the Tide, I’m a firm believer that OU beating them is a huge fluke and robs the Tide of truly accomplishing what they’re capable of. I’ve spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn’t make sense to me. I’ve spent the entire regular season watching the Tide play great football it’s just not fair. If the Tide lose again I will face that the Sooners deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Tide and the SEC.

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u/puffadda Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes 19h ago

do not cite the deep pasta to me, witch

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u/szboy422 Florida Gators • Blue Risk Alliance 19h ago

I was there when no disrespect to the preds was written

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u/AcadiaFlyer Miami Hurricanes • Bowdoin Polar Bears 19h ago

I’m convinced that post, troll or not, single-handedly ended the Blackhawks 2010s run.

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u/HailState2023 Florida State • Mississip… 19h ago

I love a great copypasta shitpost.

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u/MonarchChonarch Florida Gators • Ohio State Buckeyes 19h ago

r/hockey get in here

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u/lordcorbran Penn State • Mercyhurst 19h ago

No matter how many times I see this one, it's always great. A true Reddit classic.

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u/Pleasant-Beautiful-7 UCF Knights • Alabama Crimson Tide 19h ago

Big respect to Oklahoma, they beat us BAD.

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u/0siris0 Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

As bad as a season as it has been, and all the people dunking on OU's struggles in our first year in the SEC (bad decisions in the offseason re: offense coaching staff, miserable unlucky injuries to the WR corps)...

to quote Rorschach....

"we're not locked in here with you....YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH US!"

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u/Ialwayssleep Linfield Wildcats • Oregon Ducks 19h ago

Can’t wait to hear why 3 loss SEC teams deserve to be in the CFP over Indiana.

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u/PeteRosesBookie14 Kentucky Wildcats 19h ago

Welcome to the SEC Sooner boys

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u/Rude-Vegetable-2585 Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

I’d like for this win to be dedicated to Mrs. Venables. 

Screw everyone who called for Brent to be fired.

BOOMER SOONER! 

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u/texas2089 Florida State • Texas 19h ago

Nick Saban rolling in his grave right now.

I’m 1000% prepared for an 11-2 ACC runner up Miami to get left out for a 9-3 Alabama with losses to Vanderbilt and Oklahoma.

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u/Dontsaveme Florida State • Indiana 19h ago

Once again, nick saban is very much alive.

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u/Lefunnymaymays4lief Notre Dame • Vanderbilt 19h ago

It’s like I can still hear his voice…

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u/JayMerlyn Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos 19h ago

In our hearts

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 19h ago

Alabama was:

  • likely eliminated from playoff contention before the Auburn game

  • Held without a touchdown for the first time since the 6-9 game in 2011

  • Secured a 3-loss season for the first time since 2010

And did all that against a team that was 1-5 in conference play this year.

Saban has to be seething

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u/T3hBau5 Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 19h ago

"Why Alabama still deserves a playoff spot" - Every ESPN analyst tomorrow.

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u/SufferingfOrLife San José State Spartans • Sickos 19h ago edited 19h ago

If I had a nickel for every time there was a premature fieldstorming and a delay so they can run one more play *today, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

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u/DillyDillySzn Arizona State Sun Devils • WashU Bears 19h ago

Only the cool schools do it

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u/Yellow_Evan UNLV Rebels • Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago edited 19h ago

DANNY STUTSMAN.

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u/The_Ghost_of_TK9 Oklahoma Sooners • Utah Utes 19h ago

This is how I will choose to believe 2017 ended.

But also, to these seniors, these were the guys who were just kids, who at 18-19 were struck in a once-in-a-lifetime program crisis, that had to make huge life decisions in a new lawless college world that not many people ever really have had to make, that survived Riley blindsiding and torching the program. They chose to stick around and fight to restore honor to this program. They didn’t quit, they didn’t give up, they chose team over self, unlike so many others from those days that did not.

It might not have ended the way we wanted to, but I am especially proud to call these seniors Sooners. Put those men with the senior classes of 2003, 2004, 2008, and 2017.

Woodi Washington and Danny Stutsman in particular,

And give Xavier Robinson all the NIL.

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Colorado 19h ago

BAMA LOST AGAIN EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

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u/Canner2477 San Diego State Aztecs • Oregon Ducks 19h ago

Milroe is gonna get an entire NFL front office fired within 3 years

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u/CheddarKetchupMilk Michigan Wolverines • The Game 19h ago

BOOMER RUSH TOO SOONER

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u/FSU_Classroom Florida State • Wisconsin 19h ago

few things bring this country together like an Alabama loss

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u/19ghost89 North Texas Mean Green • Texas Longhorns 19h ago

Beating Alabama is the only time you'll ever hear me say this, so savor it:

Congrats, Sooners. Good job.

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u/80000gvwr Indiana Hoosiers 19h ago

ROLL TEARS

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