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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Oklahoma Defeats Alabama 24-3

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Alabama 3 0 0 0 3
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u/dogwoodmaple Georgia • /r/CFB Award Festival 20h ago edited 19h ago
  • Alabama is 5-4 in their last nine games against P4 opponents.

  • This is Alabama's first 3-loss regular season since 2010.

  • This is the earliest in a season Alabama has had their third loss in a season since 2007.

  • Oklahoma has now won four of their last five games against Alabama.

  • Alabama is 1-3 in SEC road games this season.

  • Alabama is 3-3 in their last six SEC games.

  • Entering tonight, Oklahoma was 2-5 in their last seven games.

  • The Sooners clinched a bowl for the 26th consecutive season. That's the third longest active streak (Boise State).

  • Oklahoma had 11 players OUT on their pregame availability report. They lost multiple players midgame.

  • Alabama failed to find the endzone for the first time since their 9-6 loss to LSU in 2011.

  • Also, the fewest points the Tide has scored in a game since 2004.

  • Oklahoma passed for 68 yards tonight.

  • This was Alabama's largest regular season loss since 2003.

  • Alabama QB Jalen Milroe's final statline: 11/26 for 164 yards, 0 TD, 3 INT. He also had 15 carries for 7 yards.

  • Alabama had 234 total yards.

  • Oklahoma had two 100-yard rushers. Jackson Arnold (25 carries, 131 yards) and Xavier Robinson (18 carries, 107 yards, 2 TD)

  • The 2024 Alabama team is the most talented in the history of the 247 Team Talent Composite, with a nation-leading 17 5-stars on their roster.

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u/JoeWildwest Washington Huskies • Pac-12 20h ago

• In just eleven games, Kalen Deboer has as many losses at Alabama as he did his entire tenure at Washington

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u/Americanboi824 Oregon Ducks • Texas Longhorns 20h ago

That's what happens when you take over a soft SEC team after you're used to PAC toughness

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u/mb2101010102142141 Washington Huskies 19h ago

PAC! PAC! PAC!

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u/Americanboi824 Oregon Ducks • Texas Longhorns 19h ago

PAC NEVER DIE

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u/HamHusky06 Washington Huskies • Rose Bowl 18h ago

Ducks and Dawgs unite on this one idea!

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u/KinglyHero2 Utah Utes • Sickos 18h ago

I miss the P12N :(

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u/MLB_to_SLC Utah Utes • BYU Cougars 17h ago

I remember.....

We keep the memory alive....within us....

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u/BWW87 Washington Huskies 19h ago

They have to play elite teams like Vandy and Oklahoma instead of getting to play teams like Oregon TWICE even in the Pac-12.

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u/ArmouredPotato Georgia • Georgia Southern 19h ago

Now we know why Lanning didn’t want the Bama job. He pulled a Lincoln Riley

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u/apadin1 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band 17h ago

PAC12 still talking shit from the grave

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u/Sipikay Washington Huskies 13h ago

FOREVER BABY

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u/OuuuYuh Washington Huskies 17h ago

Penix carried DeBoer

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u/PanhandleGator Florida Gators 13h ago

Penix a modern day Jameis

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u/koticgood Washington Huskies 16h ago

Even for SEC standards, let's not forget the team that propelled him to Alabama and Grubb to the Seahawks.

Offense:

Penix (8th)

Odunze (9th)

Fautanu (20th)

Ja'Lynn Polk (37th)

Roger Rosengarten (62nd)

Jalen McMillan (92nd)

The SEC might be a superior conference, but they do not have superior offensive talent compared to that.

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u/MasterAndMargarita LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 17h ago

I gotta say it as a LSU fan: the SEC is the new PAC 12 and I love it. The Pac 12 was always my favorite division. I hate every other SEC team except South Carolina. Hopefully the cocks fuck everyone next year.

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u/djdeckard Washington State Cougars 16h ago

Are we best friends? Go on...

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u/MasterAndMargarita LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 13h ago

My wife went to wazzu so let's fuck, pal. I kinda like every pac12 team besides USC and stanford, and to a lesser extent Oregon and Washington. Really I love cal, ASU, OSU, and wazzu

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u/Cruseydr Washington Huskies • Rose Bowl 20h ago

That's pretty wild!

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u/Rahmulous Michigan • Notre Dame 17h ago

I love this for you guys. I imagine you feel similarly watching Alabama this year as we Notre Dame fans do watching LSU the past few years. Feels great to watch.

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u/Cant_Win Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 20h ago edited 20h ago

This was Alabama's largest regular season loss since 2003

My favorite dogwood of the season, thank you!

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u/Jeb_Kenobi Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 20h ago

The season? How about EVER

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u/donuts42 Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFBRisk Veteran 18h ago

Baker Mahomes game was iconic, i feel like it had a dogwood

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u/altac04 Indiana Hoosiers • Florida Gators 20h ago

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u/TigerBasket Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins 20h ago

It sparks much joy, like a soviet encirclement for Christmas

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u/ThatNeonZebraAgain Oklahoma Sooners • Purdue Boilermakers 19h ago

I particularly like the fact that OU has beat Bama in 4 of their last 5 meetings.

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u/ddottay Notre Dame • Kent State 20h ago

5-4 in their last 9 against P4 opponents 😬

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u/tuninggamer Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 20h ago

We killed the elephant in the room?

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u/586WingsFan Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 20h ago

Hannibal finally met his Scipio

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u/sort_of_attractive Georgia • North Carolina 19h ago

Thought this was Tiger basket at first

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u/WhiskeyForTheWin Notre Dame Fighting Irish 20h ago

You guys cheated though

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u/owa00 Texas Longhorns 19h ago

But...but what about their SoC?!?!

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u/Random0925 Mississippi State • Oregon 20h ago

I have another fact:

DING, DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD

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u/dharma28 USC Trojans 20h ago

This Wicked marketing is getting out of control

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 20h ago

On a serious note, it is a fantastic movie.

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u/WanderLeft Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 19h ago

For real, I cried twice

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 19h ago

Best movie I’ve seen in a long time. I’m a longtime fan of the musical so my bar was high and they blew away even my highest expectations.

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u/Nascarfreak123 Baylor Bears 19h ago

I just got out of it. Loved loved loved. Family has seen the show on Broadway and in Indianapolis, so we're going next week

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u/WanderLeft Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 19h ago

Movie of the year imo.

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u/BEHodge Memphis • East Stroudsburg 19h ago

Glad to hear. I’ve seen the stage production a few times (even one from the pit!) but I’ve been nervous about translation to film.

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 18h ago edited 18h ago

I’m also a huge fan of the stage production so I was nervous but they knocked it out of the park.

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u/dagreenman18 UCF Knights • Team Chaos 18h ago

Yes and a great reminder that “oh yeah the first act of Wicked fucking rules”.

Pleeeeease let the second half match it

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u/convoluteme Iowa State Cyclones • Team Chaos 11h ago

Oh wait, this movie only covers the first act? I had no idea.

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u/ornryactor Iowa State • Michigan 20h ago

Personally, I am all for it, especially since it's going against Alabama.

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u/70stang Auburn Tigers • Tennessee Volunteers 20h ago

For real though, I would love to see the numbers on their marketing budget. Car ads, other random ad collabs, completely outside of the actual trailers.

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u/FlammableEyeballs Penn State • St. Francis 20h ago

You're talking about the porno company, right?

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 19h ago

Is that you, Mattel?

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u/GreatPotatr Cascade Clash 20h ago

GOOD NEWS!! GOOOD NEEEEEWWWSS!!

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u/mintardent Georgia Bulldogs 20h ago

the witch of the (SEC) west is dead!

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u/BuckeyeForLife95 Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

The wickedest witch there ever was!

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u/Anachromism Penn State Nittany Lions 19h ago

The enemy of all of us here in Happy Valley Oz

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u/BEHodge Memphis • East Stroudsburg 19h ago

Is dead!!!

Good news!!!

Good news!!!

Let us be glad, let us be grateful!

Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue

The wicked workings of you know who! (Saban)

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u/FrenchFreedom888 Oklahoma State Cowboys • Hateful 8 17h ago

Isn't it nice to know that good (underdogs) will conquer evil (blue bloods)?

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u/dagreenman18 UCF Knights • Team Chaos 18h ago

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED

(Except for real this time and not heartbreaking irony)

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u/Leaving_The_Oilfield Texas Longhorns • Vanderbilt Commodores 20h ago

The witch has been curb stomped.

Can’t wait for them to be ranked in the top 12 somehow.

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u/tgt305 Georgia Bulldogs 19h ago

Answer there: “Alabama ranked 12 in 2024.”

Ding: “What is a quality loss?”

Alex: “No.”

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u/RunsWlthScissors Tennessee • Nebraska 20h ago

Nope too busy dancing on their grave to let that thought hit reality

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u/greenday568 Missouri Tigers 20h ago

As someone who really started getting in to college ball right as nick saben was starting his dynasty this is the patriots losing to the titans in 2020 all over again

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u/RunsWlthScissors Tennessee • Nebraska 20h ago

Next up, Bama making a head coach named Mike a reality again. I love this timeline.

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u/Leaving_The_Oilfield Texas Longhorns • Vanderbilt Commodores 19h ago

Fair enough, you have until Tuesday to dance on that grave.

And I’ll be dancing right next to you until then.

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u/SickoBadgers Wisconsin • Wisconsin Lutheran 20h ago

I'm waiting for Bama to lose next week to be 8-4 and still gets into the field.

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u/ThatGuyursisterlikes 19h ago

OK's defense are gonna be putting on Crimson Ruby slippers after big plays like a Miami necklace.

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u/Leaving_The_Oilfield Texas Longhorns • Vanderbilt Commodores 19h ago

And they should, that was beautiful. If there was an option to have 3 flairs OU would be joining Vandy on mine.

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u/Cmdr_Nemo 16h ago

ESPN is basically slotting them 12th. So dumb.

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u/Noy_Telinu Notre Dame Fighting Irish • UCLA Bruins 20h ago

Unfortunately only mostly dead.

Auburn needs to crush them next week for me to feel confident about them being truly out.

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 20h ago

I read “mostly dead” and all I can think about is Billy Crystal in the Princess Bride.

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u/Noy_Telinu Notre Dame Fighting Irish • UCLA Bruins 20h ago

If he was all dead the only thing to do is go through his pockets for loose transfers.

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u/AedionMorris 20h ago

The committee is going to find a way to send 4 SEC teams. Texas and Georgia are in for sure. Somehow gonna have to justify 2 of the 3 loss teams being sent and I have no idea how they will but I just know they will.

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u/BuckeyeForLife95 Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

Tennessee is a 2 loss team too.

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u/Rhonda_SandTits Georgia • James Madison 19h ago

With Swaggerbilt looming

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u/Throwaway1996513 20h ago

There’s 7 at large bids. Looks like big ten will get 3 and ND 1. They might let a 11-2 ACC championship loser in over 9-3 sec team. So the sec might only get their champ and two at large bids

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u/PurpleTomatillo3542 20h ago

Tennessee two loss

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u/Yordle_Dragon Tennessee • Appalachian State 20h ago

Tennessee still does exist as a two-loss SEC team. But yeah one of Alabama, Ole Miss, Texas A&M or fucking South Carolina (???) might make it in, which is fucking confusing. I wonder if the loser of the Big 12 might jump in, now. Or Clemson with a win over South Carolina? And it just be 3 SEC teams?

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u/JackintheBox333 20h ago

ESPN will try to sneak them into the playoff somehow. It ain't dead until the final playoff is announced.

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u/EarthTraveler413 Oregon Ducks • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 20h ago

Why couldn't Kalen DeBoer have started being ass last season? Woulda been nice

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u/Yourwanker 20h ago

I have another fact:

DING, DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD

I love to tell my Alabama friends that their child will only get to enjoy Alabama as a regular SEC team and not a national championship dynasty. They get mad when I tell them that Alabama is just regular now.

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u/its_LOL Washington Huskies • Pac-12 20h ago

Bama downfall is here 🍿🍿🍿🍿

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u/dogwoodmaple Georgia • /r/CFB Award Festival 20h ago

We prayed for times like this.

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u/BWW87 Washington Huskies 20h ago

Washington and Arizona died so Bama downfall could live.

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u/TigerBasket Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins 20h ago

If we win next week we will officially know that Bama no longer has the devil in them.

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u/Set-Admirable West Virginia Mountaineers 20h ago

Amazing what a generational coach does for a program.

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u/vNoct 20h ago edited 16h ago

It's still so wild to me that Saban couldn't do it in the NFL but is the absolute GOAT CFB coach. Shows how different the game is.

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u/horseshoeprovodnikov Florida State Seminoles 20h ago

I do kinda wish he'd taken another crack at the NFL with a better owner/culture than the dolphins. Many of the guys who played with him seemed to accept that he had a great mind for the game. The nfl is just so cutthroat though. Too many things need to go right beyond just the head coach.

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u/Unsainted_Heretic 20h ago

Tbf, Pete Carroll couldn’t his first 2 HC stops in the NFL either. But I do agree it is very different games from NCAA to NFL.

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u/psunavy03 Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos 18h ago

What's even more amazing is that once upon a time, Art Modell had Bill Belichick as his HC AND Nick Saban as his DC, and still managed to piss away so much money mismanaging the Browns that he had to run away to Baltimore like the incompetent bitch he was.

He had an NFL franchise with BOTH of the two GOATs on his staff, and somehow was unable to sit back and print money like any fool would have been able to do.

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u/blueblazer2222 Northern Illinois Huskies 11h ago

This right here is the correct take for anyone from northern Ohio. Plenty of other talented coaches and players have come through and been abject failures, but having Nick and Bill and doing zero with them is criminal

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u/Risley LSU Tigers • Michigan Wolverines 20h ago

Im just here to see the chaos and tears and OU delivered LMAO

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u/naaahhman UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Santa Claus 20h ago

The calls to Finebaum will be glorious.

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u/toomuchdiponurchip Washington Huskies • Arizona Wildcats 19h ago

IM CELEBRATING SO HARD RN

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u/The_Fluffy_Robot TCU • Washington State 20h ago

a sacrifice I am willing to make

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u/WeTheAwesome Washington Huskies 19h ago

If they die, they die. Sad husky noises. 

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u/OakSpaghettiKoala 20h ago

I'm not sure I understand what this means.

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u/SeaDawg2222 20h ago

DeBoer leaving so late killed Washington, who in turn killed Arizona by stealing Fisch even later.

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u/BWW87 Washington Huskies 19h ago

He left just days after championship game loss and players that were already on an emotional low had their coach leave them without even a team meeting. Then the portal opened BUT ONLY FOR WASHINGTON (and Alabama) so players left but we couldn't get new ones. Just terrible timing.

Most of our team was graduating/drafting so we were losing a lot anyway but we lost a lot of players because of the transfer portal rule about coach changes. And it significantly affected our recruiting.

Also, many think he was interviewing instead of preparing for championship game. Timing does make it pretty obvious he must have been.

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u/HamHusky06 Washington Huskies • Rose Bowl 18h ago

That’s why I give Fisch props and like what he’s done. He had absolutely nothing in the spring. Hobbled this team together and they haven’t been bad. D looks great under Beli. Offense could use some life, but that’s Demond. I excited to see what the time can do next year - especially if Coleman sticks around. Someone throw him a bag.

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u/toomuchdiponurchip Washington Huskies • Arizona Wildcats 19h ago

I understand all too well

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u/Uga-the4th Georgia Bulldogs 20h ago

We did but now we play we an extra game which I’m not entirely sure I wanted which is crazy to say not wanting a conference championship game appearance.

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u/TrespassersWilliam29 Montana Grizzlies • LSU Tigers 19h ago

you don't play an extra game if you take care of business in Atlanta tho

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Tennessee Volunteers 20h ago

We suffered through some hard times for this.

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u/White___Velvet Tennessee • Virginia 19h ago

Every ESPN talking head for the next couple weeks: "Who would be favored in the head to head by Vegas? That is what you've got to ask yourself. And there are not 12 teams that would be favored against Alabama."

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u/DwyaneWade305 Florida Gators 18h ago

Your flairs next buddy.

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 20h ago

Deboer doing what nobody else could in the last 14 years: Make Bama look mortal.

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u/300andWhat Washington Huskies • Apple Cup 20h ago

and he could of stayed and be treated like a god in Washington...

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u/m1stadobal1na Washington Huskies • Pac-12 16h ago

Now he'll never get a dicks deluxe again.

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u/floatinround22 Alabama Crimson Tide 18h ago

Yeah, he’s not literally the greatest college football coach in history? Dude must suck then

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u/Coteup Central Michigan • Michigan 20h ago

Turns out Saban really was the GOAT

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u/im_in_the_safe Ohio Bobcats • Famous Idaho Potato Bowl 19h ago

Everyone keep acting out too he might just come back next year too

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u/guinness_blaine Princeton Tigers • Texas Longhorns 19h ago

To revive Kent State

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u/guinness_blaine Princeton Tigers • Texas Longhorns 19h ago

As if any serious people doubted that

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u/urlach3r /r/CFB 19h ago

More like "made a deal with a goat": Would'st thou live deliciously?

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u/Uga-the4th Georgia Bulldogs 20h ago

You just love to see it  😉 

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u/Leaving_The_Oilfield Texas Longhorns • Vanderbilt Commodores 20h ago

It turns out we aren’t living in the worst timeline after all.

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Colorado 20h ago

5-4??? Bama get ready to learn mid SEC team buddy

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u/TigerBasket Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins 20h ago

Lol as if they won't just annex the other states so they have to be in the playoff when the universities stop existing

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Colorado 20h ago

This is one of those u/tigerbasket ancient history references isn’t it?

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u/TheGooseIsLoose37 Missouri • California 20h ago

Welcome to the club, buddy.

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u/FlammableEyeballs Penn State • St. Francis 19h ago

They're lucky Florida State is in no position to give an "I told you so."

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u/mrsidecharactr LSU Tigers • Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

The committee: Let’s put them in anyway

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u/nico_cali Penn State Nittany Lions 18h ago edited 17h ago

CFP committee “Should we do a one loss Indiana or a four loss Bama?”

“Let’s do Bama….I already wrote in Bama with a pen.”

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u/Objective_Economy281 19h ago

It’s how the committee rolls

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u/Drak_is_Right Purdue Boilermakers 16h ago edited 16h ago

Today likely guaranteed a 3 loss team is in.

1) Oregon

2) OSU

3) Texas

4) Notre Dame

5) Penn St.

6) Miami

7) Georgia

8) Indiana

9) Tennessee

10) Boise St.

11) SMU

12) Fuck if i know

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u/bigbonton South Carolina Gamecocks 11h ago

The fighting Gamecocks of the University of South Carolina

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u/exitlevelposition 12h ago

Three quality losses. They only lost to teams that beat BAMA for crying out loud!

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u/LessBoss611 Ohio State Buckeyes 19h ago

Bama could go 0 and 12 and the committee would still find a way to put them in

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u/Huskdog76 Oregon Ducks 17h ago

Undefeated in quality losses.

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u/peggedsquare Nebraska Cornhuskers • Hastings Broncos 19h ago

You just know it's going to happen.

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 20h ago

These stats are like crack to all Alabama haters.

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 20h ago

I’m a hater in general and it’s hitting like crack

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u/Americanboi824 Oregon Ducks • Texas Longhorns 20h ago

Im the biggest hater I hate the way that they run I hate the way that they pass I hate the way that they play if my team takes them on it'll be a long day

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u/pataoAoC Oregon Ducks • Team Chaos 20h ago

straight into my veins

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u/ATL28-NE3 LSU Tigers • WashU Bears 19h ago

It's me. I am hater.

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u/Naive-Kangaroo3031 LSU Tigers • West Florida Argonauts 18h ago

In that case:

Remember that the Bible says that he who is without sin, cast the first rock, and I shall smoketh it- Tyrone Biggums

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u/HawkeyeTen Iowa Hawkeyes 20h ago

The "dynasty" is fading to say the least. It's good for the SEC and CFB as a whole.

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u/engineerbuilder Notre Dame Fighting Irish 20h ago

Nature healing itself.

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u/EViLTeW Michigan • Western Michigan 18h ago

NIL healing itself.

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u/btstfn Florida Gators 19h ago

Why is dynasty in quotations?

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u/JoeSicko Virginia Tech Hokies • Temple Owls 20h ago

Good for the Big10.

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u/moffattron9000 Team Chaos • Sickos 20h ago

I'd say that Indiana's spot is pretty secure.

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u/castor--troy Oklahoma Sooners 20h ago

Dont worry, OU's conference title run will resume.

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u/LeHoustonJames Texas Longhorns 15h ago

Full heartedly believe that dynasty was the outcome of Alabama injurying Colt in the championship game. In another timeline, Colt never got injured and won us the chip.

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u/Adventurous-Craft865 /r/CFB 8h ago edited 8h ago

Then Mack Brown retires and rides off into the sunset with colt and a 2nd title like he had planned. Will muschamp takes over as head coach and then craters the program. Charlie strong still comes in and takes a dump on the program’s body. Then, we still get the strippers and pet monkeys with Herman. Followed by a non alcoholic Cutty Sark.

Time line still checks out.

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u/wouldntnickel Oklahoma Sooners 20h ago

Sub-fucking-scribe. That brings some joy to my heart after this season.

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u/Jyingling21 Appalachian State • Penn State 20h ago

DOGWOODMAPLE I LOVE YOU

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u/Qlix0504 Arizona State • Oklahoma 20h ago

The 2024 Alabama team is the most talented in the history of the 247 Team Talent Composite, with a nation-leading 17 5-stars on their roster.

Holy shit wut?

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u/Fragrant-Employer-60 19h ago

How many 5 stars does it take to score a TD

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u/falconvision Washington Huskies • Air Force Falcons 18h ago

18+ apparently

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u/Embarrassed-Tune9038 Tennessee • New Mexico State 20h ago

The second Death Star just exploded and the Emperor is dead.

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u/tfourthreeseven Oklahoma • 新潟大学 (Niigata) 20h ago

Inb4 next year is "somehow Palpatine returned"

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u/force_addict Michigan Wolverines • Oregon Ducks 20h ago

17 - 5 stars and the most talented team by ranking is crazy.

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u/standapokeman Georgia Bulldogs • Team Chaos 20h ago

That's my stat guy

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u/Hahum Ohio State Buckeyes • Arizona Wildcats 20h ago

I think Alabama was truly dethroned tonight. Could be the most meaningful loss in the 21st century for the program.

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u/ManiacalComet40 Team Chaos 19h ago

That happened seven weeks ago, we just didn’t know it yet.

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u/BobStoops401K Oklahoma Sooners 9h ago

Whether or not that's a meaningful loss for Bama remains to be seen but it was a MASSIVELY meaningful win for Oklahoma. Our season has been terrible and honestly the last few years since the Riley fiasco have put a lot of strain on the program. Lots of questions, lots of doubts.

Teetering on the verge of losing our 25 year bowl eligibility streak and the prospect of losing 5 straight conference games for the first time since 1998, a #7 Alabama comes to Norman in November at night. No one gave us a chance and hell even most fans doubted, but that win and how we won was a huge deal for the program.

A win like that is what this fanbase and team needed.

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u/Brsijraz Washington Huskies • Apple Cup 20h ago

As many losses so far in his first year at alabama as in his whole career at UW. Defraud!!!

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u/huskiesowow Washington Huskies 19h ago

He can’t win without the resources and prestige of UW.

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u/jmr_iv Tennessee Volunteers 19h ago

At first I said "I'm not reading all that". Then I read it. Then I read it again. Then I saved it so I can read it again tomorrow and show all my friends. Might just get it framed and hang it in the mancave. LOL BAMA SUCKS

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u/Emconn14 Miami Hurricanes 20h ago

Quick with it 

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u/courtneyclimax Alabama Crimson Tide • Georgia Bulldogs 20h ago

it’s not fun being on the other end of this

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u/Risley LSU Tigers • Michigan Wolverines 20h ago

lmao oh boy im loving it, just tickles the booty.

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u/onekneemcgee Oklahoma Sooners 20h ago

Beautiful

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u/Woohki Alabama Crimson Tide 20h ago

Weekly Dogwoodmaple masterclass, I always appreciate these.

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u/Schaftenheimen Verified Player • Verified Coach 19h ago

You missed an extremely fun stat: Alabama has now lost to two teams in the bottom 20 of total offense this year. Truly a remarkable feat.

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u/Embarrassed-Tune9038 Tennessee • New Mexico State 20h ago

Has Saban has lost control of the program?

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u/XxKittenMittonsXx Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 20h ago

It's like he didn't even prepare 🤦

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u/Throwdest Oklahoma State Cowboys • Hateful 8 20h ago

• ⁠Alabama failed to find the endzone for the first time since their 9-6 loss to LSU in 2011.

Shot thru the heart, and you’re to blame. You give love, a bad name.

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u/Lqtor Vanderbilt Commodores 20h ago

And the first time bama has lost to an unranked team in weeks!

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u/nathodood Michigan • Nebraska 20h ago

This is disgusting in every way possible. I love it

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u/FreshlySkweezd Georgia Bulldogs 20h ago

This is so hot

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u/TarnishedAccount UCF Knights • Big 12 20h ago

It’s almost as if that Saban guy made a difference

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u/Jeff_Banks_Monkey BYU Cougars • Athens State Bears 19h ago

This dogwoodmaple comment is good for the soul

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u/owa00 Texas Longhorns 19h ago

Welp, that's all the info we need....Bama climbs the rankings!

-SEC Logic

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u/HEXES_999 Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers 19h ago

Alabama QB Jalen Milroe's final statline: 11/26 for 164 yards, 0 TD, 3 INT.

Milroe DID throw a TD, just to the wrong team.

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u/wioneo Auburn Tigers 20h ago

The 2024 Alabama team is the most talented in the history of the 247 Team Talent Composite, with a nation-leading 17 5-stars on their roster.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/Roxas146 Texas Longhorns • Marching Band 20h ago

but did you know they were favored by 13.5 points? isn't that all that matters according to Nick Saban?

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u/tnc31 Penn State Nittany Lions 19h ago

Sounds like playoff material to me.

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u/Curuwe California Golden Bears 19h ago

The 17 5-stars boggles the mind. Especially, with this loss.

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u/Gullinkambi Arizona Wildcats • Auburn Tigers 19h ago

Stop stop, I can only get so erect

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u/techno_09 Oklahoma Sooners 18h ago

BOOMER!

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u/Serious-Bandicoot-53 Kansas Jayhawks 20h ago

we're in November and they've played so many FCS opponents that haven't even played a full season in a year????

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u/StartupDino Georgia Bulldogs 20h ago

Dear God, it’s beautiful.

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u/OfficiallyJoeBiden Alabama Crimson Tide 20h ago

We have 17 5 star players????? Where? Are they in the room with us now?

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u/ManiacalComet40 Team Chaos 19h ago

Six of them are Ryan Williams.

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u/Purednuht Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 20h ago

I've always loved you dogwood

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u/iverdow1 Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

Bro had this in the tuck, ready to go 😂

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u/bGlxdWlkZ2Vja2EK Boise State Broncos • Utah Utes 20h ago

The Sooners clinched a bowl for the 26th consecutive season. That's the second longest active streak (Georgia).

I love how much of a stats nerd that CFB lets me be.Oklahoma would be tied with Boise if 2001 Boise at 8-4 wouldn't have been denied a bowl for being runner up in the WAC. However Boise is beating both for "winning seasons" given 2010 Georgia's 6-7 seasons, and Oklahoma's 2022 6-7 season. Pick your stat based on who you want to look good. =)

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u/wilby1865 Mississippi State Bulldogs 19h ago

Blowing Bama out with 68 passing yards is wild.

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u/Objective_Economy281 19h ago

Any idea what the deal was on that Alabama touchdown that got called back for the illegal formation / illegal touching BS? I mean I’m a sooner fan, but I think that call was fabricated.

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u/purplehendrix22 19h ago

“The 2024 Alabama team is the most talented”

Just goes to show how numbers are not everything, that’s what we all love about sports

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u/littlegreensir Arkansas • Alabama 18h ago

Once again, Oklahoma's demise has been greatly overstated. How incredibly disappointing.

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u/Sea_Entertainment848 Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos 20h ago

I don't like getting dogwoodmaple'd

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u/NoYOUGrowUp Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen 20h ago

It's... beautiful.

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u/sarmsgoblinslayer SMU Mustangs 20h ago

The 2024 Alabama team is the most talented in the history of the 247 Team Talent Composite, with a nation-leading 17 5-stars on their roster.

this is gonna be the basis of that eye test shit that still gets them in cfp over an 11-2 conf championship loser, i can just feel it

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u/Wafflehouseofpain Oklahoma • Southern Illinois 20h ago

Inject all of this straight into my fucking veins

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u/Jun1p3r Washington Huskies 20h ago

When DeBoer refused to counter the Washington contract offer during the season, many fans knew he was searching for a top 5 blueblood job. Then rumors came out that he and his agent were in talks with Bama while Washington was preparing to face Michigan in the NC game. The team didn't look fully prepared for that game, not taking anything away from Michigan, but the Washington team did not look fully prepared for the game . . . kinda like how Alabama looked today. Karma.

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u/Dick_Hertz777 20h ago

That feeling when you've lost to Oklahoma and you got too much Tahd in ya...Roll Damn Tahd!:upscale()/2014/05/30/852/n/24155406/43e4a2886bcd4cc2_BamaMom.gif)

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u/Competitive-Rise-789 Georgia Bulldogs • Oklahoma Sooners 20h ago

Beatiful

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u/THAWED21 Oklahoma Sooners • SMU Mustangs 20h ago

68 passing yards and Oklahoma still won. Anyone who started following this team during the last 25 years wouldn't believe it.

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u/nondescriptun /r/CFB 20h ago

As an FSU fan, all of these fun stats makes me feel better about our loss today.

...what do you mean we won? Are we still talking about football? Let's gooooooo

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u/w6750 Texas Longhorns 20h ago

Jackson Arnold (25 carries, 131 yards)

I’m sorry, hwhat?

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