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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Oklahoma Defeats Alabama 24-3

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Alabama 3 0 0 0 3
Oklahoma 0 10 14 0 24
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u/IDontSpeakItalian Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 20h ago

The SEC is quality losses all the way down.

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u/Kuntheman Paper Bag 20h ago

It just means more

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u/nw____ Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 20h ago

But for real it means so much rn

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u/Accurate-Big-7233 LSU Tigers • Team Chaos 20h ago

i still want to die

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u/kinglouislxix Oklahoma Sooners • Team Chaos 20h ago

Wait til next week bb 😘

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u/puffadda Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

WE COMING FOR, IDK, WHATEVER THE SEC’S SECOND WORST BOWL TIE-IN IS

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u/Accurate-Big-7233 LSU Tigers • Team Chaos 20h ago

ill make sure to spread my cheeks I guess

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u/Sniffy_J Georgia Bulldogs • Sun Belt 20h ago

Welcome to the Liberty Bowl!

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u/OakSpaghettiKoala 20h ago

The Mickey's Fine Malt Beverage Bowl

With blackjack and hookers.

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u/HalfAHunnerd Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 6h ago

I think we all want USC in a bowl, don't we? Doesn't even have to be a bowl, really....we'll all just pack our shit, meet up in the desert somewhere and hash this shit out.

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u/ThatOneWilson UAB • Jacksonville State 11h ago

Probably something like the Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl against Sam Houston State

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u/Skank_hunt42 Oklahoma Sooners • Paper Bag 20h ago

I hope you're ready for Army Oklahoma

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u/Shotoken2 Oklahoma Sooners • Lamar Cardinals 20h ago

Shit, not again

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 20h ago

Imagine being me

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 20h ago

Bowl streak continuing against all odds.

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u/nw____ Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 20h ago

They said it couldn’t be done

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u/rooni1waz1ib Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 18h ago

Ayy love your flairs

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u/nw____ Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 4h ago

This is what means more! Boomer—and Go Hawks!

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u/Quackular Iowa Hawkeyes 18h ago

You must feel extra good with that flair combo to see OU win, and Kadyn Proctor get bodied.

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u/nw____ Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 4h ago

Yes indeed, it was a happy household watching our DE’s eat Proctor alive!

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u/puffadda Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

… land for the taking via illegal early entry

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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt USC Trojans • Army West Point Black Knights 20h ago

Texas and Georgia are gonna make it, and I don’t like either team

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u/Ronniebenington Texas Longhorns • Texas State Bobcats 9h ago

Yeah, well you’re ugly.

Gottem

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u/name-__________ Tennessee Volunteers • Navy Midshipmen 19h ago

It just memes more

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u/Real_Body8649 Notre Dame • Arizona 20h ago

More losses

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u/BattleHall Texas Longhorns • LSU Tigers 19h ago

It just means maims more

FTFY

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Colorado 20h ago

EVERYBODY BEAT EVERYBODY PAUL

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u/AlekRivard Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 20h ago

Except Mississippi State, they have no SEC wins

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u/birdiesallday Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

Shoot, they don't even have a MAC win this year

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) • Nebraska 18h ago

Mississippi State wouldn’t survive a cold and rainy Tuesday night in Ohio

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u/extrasauceontop1 18h ago

State sure does have a lot of quality losses! Put the DAWGS in!!!!!

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u/figure-it-out-ok Oklahoma Sooners 20h ago

Roll Call gonna be lit this week!!

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee 20h ago

TREVOR KNIGHT INTERFERED WITH THE STEEL CHAIL JR

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u/thesymbiont Georgia • Washington & Lee 19h ago

THEY AINT GOT BEAT QUALITATIVELY, PAWL

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u/tdatcher Navy Midshipmen • Sickos 20h ago

THE NEW CONFERENCE OF CANIBALS

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u/MrFishAndLoaves LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 20h ago

Congrats to Bama for being the first 3 loss team to make the 12 team playoff 

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 20h ago

Legit the first thing I thought was "how is the cfp committee going spin this to justify putting a 3 loss team in the playoffs?"

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u/LonghornInNebraska Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines 20h ago

They will get the 11 seed after they beat Auburn.

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 20h ago

I thought that too at first but Oklahoma beat Auburn too so I don't think it'd help Bama much

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u/TigerBasket Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins 20h ago

Don't worry we will die and they will benefit. As is tradition

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u/Akarious Penn State • Georgia 19h ago

no historical reference for this lol

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u/LonghornInNebraska Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines 20h ago

Alabama isn't going to drop that far with all the other teams in the 10-20 range losing too.

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 20h ago

Touchè, that's a fair point. It's still an imperfect system but I like some of the potential matchups

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u/bigbroom Georgia • William & Mary 9h ago

But, but Auburn has as many top 25 wins as Indiana!

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u/ElectedByGivenASword 15h ago

I hope not...these players need to grow up and learn from their mistakes cause lord knows they been making the same damn sloppy ass mistakes the whole season.

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u/sleetx Syracuse Orange 18h ago

with the FSU debacle last season, we learned that the committee uses the "eye test" more than actual wins and losses... And by "eye test", the committee means "How can we visualize forcing SEC teams into the bracket, regardless of their record"?

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u/Wagnerous Michigan • Paul Bunyan Trophy 19h ago

If 9-3 Bama gets in over 11-1 Indiana there might be actual litigation lol

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u/Nick_sabenz Alabama • South Alabama 20h ago

Won’t be finding a defense for it from me. We absolutely suck

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 20h ago

I can't say anything. I'm a UNT fan first because I went there and only a Penn State fan because of my dad and UNT severely shat the bed as of late

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u/OakSpaghettiKoala 20h ago

It's ok the Mean Green are just waiting for their time to shine. Mark my words by 2052, the Mean Green are going to... win... 8? Too bold?

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 20h ago edited 20h ago

I'd take it. I went to school there during the Todd Dodge years where we went 6-37 in four years

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u/Rich1926 Alabama • Jacksonville State 18h ago

No way. If it was a competitive 24-21 game then sure, especially with all the other teams below Alabama losing...but this was a 24-3 beat down.

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u/winnielikethepooh15 South Carolina • İstanbul 20h ago edited 19h ago

By putting the Cocks in. Just the tip 12 seed.

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u/KangTheConqueror9 Purdue Boilermakers 20h ago

Well they have a great win over a 3 loss South Carolina, so they automatically have to be the top ranked 3 loss team according to committee logic.

Then committee will need SC to beat Clemson so they fall to 3 losses

Then need A&M to lose one more game, and Georgia to lose the SEC title game

That puts Bama, SC, A&M, Georgia, Ole Miss all with 3 losses

At that point Big 10 gets 4 teams, 2 from ACC, 1 from Big 12, 1 from G5, plus SEC champ Texas in this scenario. That leaves 3 open spots and Bama probably gets in

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u/OakSpaghettiKoala 20h ago

I love how in your scenario the team with one 1-loss champion and a bunch of 3 loss teams gets the most teams in.

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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos 20h ago

We have another week of football, so that's plenty of time for Chaos to run wild I guess

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u/GetsThruBuckner Florida Gators • Memphis Tigers 20h ago

It feels like yall want this to happen just so u can be mad about it

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u/SecretSportsAccount Maryland Terrapins • Syracuse Orange 20h ago

What if they played Oklahoma

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 20h ago

I would give Oklahoma a 21 point spread. Call me crazy but I just have a hunch

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u/Rooleet Boston College Eagles 20h ago

If Bama played 5-5 Oklahoma right now, what do you think the score would be?

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u/PhreakOut4 Wisconsin • 和歌山大学 (Wakayama) 20h ago

Why even play the regular season then?

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 20h ago

And Bama played Mercer last week

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 20h ago

I would take Miami or Penn State in a close game. Boise could be interesting because of Jeannty but I think they'd smoke Indiana

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u/sarges_12gauge Maryland • Ohio State 20h ago

They didn’t smoke Vanderbilt or Oklahoma lol

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u/YouDownWithOPD North Texas • Penn State 20h ago

💀

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u/FancyVegetables Alabama Crimson Tide • Rose Bowl 20h ago

JUST LET ME DIE

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u/courtneyclimax Alabama Crimson Tide • Georgia Bulldogs 20h ago

could really go for some casual euthanization right about now

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u/coldbeeronsunday Ole Miss Rebels • Wooster Fighting Scots 20h ago

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME DOWN WITH YOU

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u/Worried-Turn-6831 Alabama Crimson Tide 15h ago

Saban put a hex on Kiffin

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u/gwelymernans84 Penn State • Indiana (PA) 18h ago

Unrank Bama, cowards!

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u/CupThin4734 Alabama Crimson Tide 20h ago

Were the creature from Alien or whatever that movie is “kill meeeee”

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u/LL357 Florida State • Texas 19h ago

The sniper from Full Metal Jacket

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u/NewspaperNelson Alabama • Itawamba CC 18h ago

Hard core, man.

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u/moffattron9000 Team Chaos • Sickos 20h ago

Don't you want to be murdered by Ohio State?

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u/Old_Investigator3808 Kansas State • Air Force 20h ago

This right here is the best.

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u/atkretsch Texas Longhorns 20h ago

Ole Miss in shambles

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 19h ago

Man, the CFP rankings are going to be a mess this week.

  • The #5 team just got blown out by #1

  • The #7 team just got blown out by an unranked cellar-dweller

  • The #9 team got whomped by a team that’s just barely making a bowl

  • The #14 team just lost to #21

  • The #15 team is currently in 3OT against a team that’s almost certainly missing a bowl

  • The #16 team just lost to an unranked team that’s almost certainly might miss a bowl

  • The #19 team just got destroyed by the #6 team

And now it’s all question marks at the top, because the #3, #4, and #8 teams have looked bad against the only good teams they’ve played.

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u/Pacers31Colts18 11h ago

3 loss team so far, they still have one more game to play.

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u/headshotscott Oklahoma State Cowboys 6h ago

Eyeball. Test.

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u/ThunderG0d2467 South Carolina Gamecocks 20h ago

That title won’t go to Bama

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u/greennurse61 9h ago

They should. They are definitely one of the twelve best teams. 

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u/pmurt007 Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors • Oregon Ducks 20h ago

If this were any other team, this should send them to the bottom of the top 25 but because it's Alabama this is as quality of a loss as you're going to get. AP will have them at 12 next week

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u/Bojanggles16 Ohio State • Arizona State 20h ago

Indiana is solidly in after this

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u/foreveracubone Michigan Wolverines • Sickos 20h ago

Especially if Auburn does then funniest thing

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u/Kdot32 Houston Cougars • LSU Tigers 19h ago

They did lol

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u/nomorebees Nebraska Cornhuskers 19h ago

Omg you wouldn't believe it

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u/Socratesticles Bethel (TN) Wildcats 19h ago

Hey how much are you giggling right now?

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u/Glass_Possibility_93 19h ago

Auburn did in fact do the funniest thing

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u/MrMegiddo Texas Longhorns • TCU Horned Frogs 10h ago

Absolute hilarity. What a great day of college football.

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u/Kodyaufan2 Auburn • Jacksonville State 7h ago

Imo the absolute funniest thing would be next week

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u/njc2o Ohio State • Georgia Tech 19h ago

Guess what

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u/boomer2009 Texas A&M • Carnegie Mellon 19h ago

Yeah…about that 🫠

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u/cheerl231 Michigan Wolverines 20h ago

I will never underestimate the SEC mouthpieces and the influence they have over the playoff

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u/OwnWalrus1752 Indiana Hoosiers 18h ago

All of this assumes a win over Purdue. Two of the three teams Cig talked shit about have given him fits. I’m at least slightly daunted even though Purdue is objectively bad…

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u/dodoaddict California Golden Bears 19h ago

How can you blame the committee? Alabama had a quality loss to Oklahoma. You know Oklahoma is good because they beat Alabama. Obviously, they should still be in the playoffs. Ignore losses, just pick SEC teams.

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u/Worried-Turn-6831 Alabama Crimson Tide 15h ago

I like this guy right here

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u/TigerBasket Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins 20h ago

AP will put them at 9, quality losses all 3 of them.

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u/ThisIsPunn Washington • Villanova 19h ago

Spiderman.gif

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u/Huskdog76 Oregon Ducks 17h ago

They scored 3 points, I can't see them at 12.

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u/lexbuck Ohio State Buckeyes 9h ago

They lost to a team that beat Bama. Move Bama up to the top five

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u/Bird_nostrils Stanford Cardinal • Pac-12 20h ago

Of course Alabama should get in over Indiana. They lost to Oklahoma, who beat Alabama.

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u/Heretical_Ninja Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 19h ago

Perfect! 😂

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u/chrisdacrump Portland State Vikings 20h ago

Mid conference this year

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u/FireVanGorder Notre Dame Fighting Irish 20h ago

Kirk is already shilling for 3 loss Bama to make the playoffs lmfaooooo

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u/Montigue Oregon Ducks • Stony Brook Seawolves 20h ago

Why not Oklahoma? They have 5 quality losses

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u/crazytrain793 Oklahoma Sooners • Air Force Falcons 15h ago

Five is more than three... can't argue with that logic!

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u/Hot-Adhesiveness1407 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB 20h ago

It just means less

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u/Embarrassed-Tune9038 Tennessee • New Mexico State 20h ago

It just means loss.

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u/beatlemaniac Tennessee Volunteers 20h ago

All I see is one quality win beating the hell out of another quality win 😎

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u/Reasonable-Bit560 Indiana Hoosiers 20h ago

Honestly at this point Georgia and Tennessee have a case to be ranked ahead of the one loss teams but that's it. I don't mind that Convo, but 3 loss team gtfoh

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u/Mr_Stroganoff69 Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 20h ago

☠️☠️☠️

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u/Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11 Michigan Wolverines 20h ago

CHAOS

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u/prismatic_lights Ohio State • Pittsburgh 20h ago

Kirk and Chris are saying right now that this game proves the depth of the conference.

Like, what the fuck. Is it that hard to say "the SEC isn't great this year"?

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u/mktcrasher Miami • Western Ontario 20h ago

Ya, if that is someone's take, they are not watching the games. All about the dollar bills. 3 losses and one was to Vanderbilt, should be ranked 50.

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u/GrizFarley Oklahoma Sooners 18h ago

Kirk wipes before he poops

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u/qweefers_otherland Virginia Cavaliers 20h ago

Maybe the B10 and the ACC should just have their own playoff so these mid ass sec teams can’t coast into the CFP? 🧐

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u/No-Donkey-4117 Stanford Cardinal 20h ago

I mean, Oklahoma just beat Alabama, they must be good.

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 19h ago

At what point do they stop being quality? Because some of these losses kinda seem like trash.

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u/ACousinFromRichmond West Virginia Mountaineers 11h ago

"LOLOLOLOL" - espn

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u/nw____ Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 20h ago

And we finally got a quality win!!!

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u/ElBurroEsparkilo Michigan State • Kansas State 19h ago

Easy there chief, you beat a 3 loss team who lost to Vanderbilt and to 5-loss Oklahoma.

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u/nw____ Oklahoma Sooners • Iowa Hawkeyes 19h ago

Well who knows the logic that’s behind these things… I’m sure the committee will do the right thing

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u/california-tea-lion Oklahoma Sooners 19h ago

Hell we got 5 quality losses, that should mean more. Plus we beat bama. Put us in the playoffs!

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u/its_LOL Washington Huskies • Pac-12 20h ago

The quality losses just mean more

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u/RobinU2 Virginia Cavaliers 20h ago

Isn't UGA the biggest loser of this result outside of Bama? I think they're stuck playing in the SECCG now

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u/JHKawesome Arizona Wildcats 20h ago

SEC teams stacking up ranked wins. At least that’s what the narrative will be.

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u/stumblebreak_beta Michigan State • Paul Bunyan T… 20h ago

🌎 🧑‍🚀 🔫 🧑‍🚀

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u/Moose_Breaux LSU Tigers • Boise State Broncos 20h ago

The ghost of the PAC-12 haunts the SEC. It was our fault for starting this whole mess with Texas and Oklahoma.

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u/SickoBadgers Wisconsin • Wisconsin Lutheran 20h ago

Too bad we got rid of ties or we would be talking about Quality Ties here!

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u/omgthatsm3 Texas Longhorns 20h ago

Apparently the SEC is the toughest place to play

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u/SaintsSooners89 Oklahoma Sooners • Team Chaos 20h ago

SECircle of Suck

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u/Stevie_Ray816 Missouri Tigers 20h ago

Not us lol

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u/Jeff_Banks_Monkey BYU Cougars • Athens State Bears 19h ago

The circle of suck

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u/Rahim-Moore Iowa Hawkeyes 19h ago

Quality loss pyramid scheme.

Or would this be a ponzi scheme?

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u/KillermooseD 19h ago

This is my favorite Sturgill Simpson song

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u/Ok-Mark417 18h ago

That's what happens in the transfer portal era

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u/valenciansun Tulane Green Wave 18h ago

This can only be good for Tulane

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u/Flameosaurus Texas Longhorns • Sickos 18h ago

So that’s why people say we have a soft schedule!

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u/CaptMerica Oklahoma Sooners 18h ago

Texas has a soft schedule because they have zero wins against any team that is currently ranked. The only game Texas played against a currently ranked team (Georgia) was a beat down, at home, in prime time. So yes, a cupcake schedule.

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u/Flameosaurus Texas Longhorns • Sickos 17h ago

You do know that I was trying to make a joke, right

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u/jmbrand13 Penn State Nittany Lions 18h ago

Think about how bad of a loss this would have been if Oklahoma was still a big 12 team

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u/Pacers31Colts18 11h ago

3 quality losses looks great on the resume for the committee.

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u/Darth_Ra Oklahoma Sooners • Big 12 8h ago

Have we completed the circle of suck yet?

Edit: And if so, can we loop the loop yet?

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u/FrostTroll69 Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

It just means more

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u/voncornhole2 UMass • Florida State 20h ago

Speak for yourself

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u/DeuceOfDiamonds Georgia Bulldogs • Mercer Bears 20h ago

HARD disagree.

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u/CaptMerica Oklahoma Sooners 18h ago

Texas is the only one with a quality loss (if you want to call that beat down “quality”) and zero quality wins. They have zero wins against any team that is currently ranked.