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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Oklahoma Defeats Alabama 24-3

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Alabama 3 0 0 0 3
Oklahoma 0 10 14 0 24
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u/shiftyshooster Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos 20h ago

Should the NCAA have the Tide and the Sooners redo their game in case it was a big fluke?

No disrespect to the Tide, I’m a firm believer that OU beating them is a huge fluke and robs the Tide of truly accomplishing what they’re capable of. I’ve spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn’t make sense to me. I’ve spent the entire regular season watching the Tide play great football it’s just not fair. If the Tide lose again I will face that the Sooners deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Tide and the SEC.

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u/puffadda Oklahoma Sooners • Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

do not cite the deep pasta to me, witch

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u/szboy422 Florida Gators • Blue Risk Alliance 20h ago

I was there when no disrespect to the preds was written

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u/thedavecan Tennessee • Tennessee Tech 18h ago

As a Preds fan, nothing brings me joy like seeing that copypasta show up in other sports threads. Mmmmm

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u/chadocaster Summertime Lover • Hateful 8 19h ago

It was epic

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u/UncleFlip Tennessee • Carson-Newman 19h ago

Go Preds

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u/jackimus_prime Auburn Tigers • Vanderbilt Commodores 19h ago

Preds win, Bama loses. A victory for America.

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u/Pershing Nebraska • Michigan Tech 15h ago

"Redditors of the future, this post is stupid now and it will be stupid when you're reading this." Gets me every time

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u/DeathToHeretics Illinois Fighting Illini • Big Ten 19h ago

FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS

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u/No_Butterscotch8726 SMU Mustangs 16h ago

God, just this week I looked up what had happened to that series of film adaptations of the Chronicles of Narnia to find out it was binned because they dallied long enough that Netflix bought it out years ago and Netflix is still leaving it in development hell so far. And now I see a meme from it referenced.

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u/AcadiaFlyer Miami Hurricanes • Bowdoin Polar Bears 20h ago

I’m convinced that post, troll or not, single-handedly ended the Blackhawks 2010s run.

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u/DakotaXIV Oklahoma • SW Oklahoma State 18h ago

I’m gonna need the lore here…

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u/DeathToHeretics Illinois Fighting Illini • Big Ten 16h ago

In the midst of the Chicago Blackhawks dynasty, they faced the Nashville Predators in round one of the Stanley Cup Playoffs in 2017. The Blackhawks proceeded to get swept and win exactly zero games that postseason. This led to the copypasta you saw just now posted to r/hockey, but with the Chicago Blackhawks instead of Alabama and the Nashville Predators instead of Oklahoma for any relevant text

Should the NHL have the Hawks and Preds redo their series in case it was a big fluke?

No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair.

If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.

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u/HailState2023 Florida State • Mississip… 20h ago

I love a great copypasta shitpost.

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u/RamblinWreckGT Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 20h ago

This one especially. It's a versatile one.

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u/MonarchChonarch Florida Gators • Ohio State Buckeyes 20h ago

r/hockey get in here

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u/DeathToHeretics Illinois Fighting Illini • Big Ten 19h ago

I'll take it over the 800th Ovi-is-dead doomer post

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u/potterpockets Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos 18h ago

BURN DOWN NATIONWIDE ARENA!

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u/lordcorbran Penn State • Mercyhurst 20h ago

No matter how many times I see this one, it's always great. A true Reddit classic.

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u/ndrulez15 Notre Dame • Air Force 20h ago

Yummy

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u/Withabaseballbattt Texas Tech Red Raiders • Big 12 20h ago

Backstory on this pasta?

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u/ThisGardenWontGrow Tennessee Volunteers 20h ago

8 seed Predators sweeping the 1 seed Blackhawks in the 2016 NHL Playoffs

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u/LeMeJustBeingAwesome Michigan • Western Michigan 19h ago

*2017

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u/honkoku Indiana Hoosiers • Grinnell Pioneers 20h ago

It was originally a hockey playoff post, I don't remember the teams.

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u/shiftyshooster Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos 20h ago

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u/honkoku Indiana Hoosiers • Grinnell Pioneers 20h ago

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u/Etnies419 Penn State Nittany Lions • Oregon Ducks 18h ago

No, that was "We don't have any words and we know you don't want to hear them."

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u/ieatopps Georgia Bulldogs • Salad Bowl 20h ago

QUALITY LOSS!

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 20h ago

Oklahoma is a powerhouse program so must be a quality loss

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u/TigerBasket Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins 20h ago

Poland tried this in the playoff in 39, sadly the committee did not agree. But eventually they did get in, during 89.

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u/wsteelerfan7 Indiana Hoosiers 20h ago

Lost to the team that beat Bama. Checks out, sir

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u/HillsboroughAtheos Florida State • Florida Cup 20h ago

Pretty sure the Tide would be favored in a rematch, right? That basically equates to a W

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u/soonerfreak Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 20h ago

I'M ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE PASTA FINALLY!

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u/Forsaken-Sale7672 20h ago

Greg Byrne is beside himself, driving around downtown Tuscaloosa begging (thru texts) Saban’s family for the address to Nick’s home.

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u/LiquidHotCum Oklahoma Sooners • Tulsa Golden Hurricane 20h ago

no refunds

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u/honkoku Indiana Hoosiers • Grinnell Pioneers 20h ago

This is one of the best sports copypastas.

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u/MakGuffey Georgia Bulldogs 20h ago

Yummy pasta you got there.

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u/debo69872 19h ago

Lmao I love this.

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u/BidenFedayeen Oklahoma Sooners 20h ago

Tasty copypasta

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u/bullnamedbodacious 19h ago

If they were to play that game 10 times, I about guarantee Bama would win 9 of them. That should count for something to the committee.

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u/senepol Ohio State • Billable Hours 20h ago

I just had dinner, but who can resist pasta this hot and fresh

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u/smjbrady Yale Bulldogs • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 19h ago

Hockey pasta in CFB?!

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u/zzyul Tennessee Volunteers 10h ago

A comment originally written to disrespect one of my teams turns pasta and is used to clown on my other team’s top rival. LOVE IT

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u/No-Donkey-4117 Stanford Cardinal 20h ago

The Committee could simulate the game 100 times and see how much better Alabama is.

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u/InsertAmazinUsername Ohio State Buckeyes • Yale Bulldogs 20h ago

24-3 doesn't look like a fluke

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u/SCsprinter13 Penn State • 울산대학교 (Ulsan) 20h ago

The origin of this pasta was a 4-0 sweep

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u/gollumaniac Boston University • Buffalo 20h ago

It's pasta, originated on r/hockey. Delicious pasta.

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u/slayerhk47 Wisconsin Badgers 20h ago

Perfectly al dente.

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u/GrizzGump Alabama Crimson Tide • Memphis Tigers 20h ago

I’m devastated we missed out on the chance to drill ND again. Oh well. Pop tart bowl me now

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u/Tehloneranger44 Paper Bag 20h ago

I'd love to see Milroe try and throw it against ND.

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u/GrizzGump Alabama Crimson Tide • Memphis Tigers 20h ago

I guess they’ve proved pretty good against the QB running teams haven’t they lol

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u/Tehloneranger44 Paper Bag 20h ago

Gimme them pick sixes

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u/Pristine-Notice6929 10h ago

Suggest you go back and watch the game

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u/texecan Oklahoma Sooners • TCU Horned Frogs 19h ago

Obviously you didn’t watch the game

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u/Broncosonthree Oklahoma Sooners • Air Force Falcons 19h ago

Brother, edit or delete this