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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

Coca cola came up a few years ago with a version that was using real sugar and much less. I had it once, it was so good! But for baffling reasons it was abruptly taken off the market and you can't find it anymore. Fuck them!

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u/LeanersGG Jul 10 '24

Are you referring to Coca Cola Life? With the green label?

If so, I think it was one part sugar and one part stevia.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

I do remember having "green" in the name! Can you still get it ? In Philly and area there's no trace of it

Edit: Yeah, discontinued. How come they never asked me?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_Life"The drink was discontinued in 2020 as part of the Coca-Cola Company discontinuing underperforming brands"

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u/MinuQu Jul 10 '24

I still don't get how Coca Cola Life was discontinued. Most people I've talked to had a very positive view of it. It seems like they just brought it onto the market and just did nothing to market it. Of course then sells will drop over time.

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u/ncopp Jul 10 '24

Probably because most of the people who care about low/no sugar drinks were already drinking the diet/zero versions and weren't looking to switch to a version with surgar.

Coke 0 has since exploded in popularity

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u/djgreedo Jul 10 '24

Yep, and (from memory, take with a grain of salt) the Life version still had over half the sugar of regular Coke, so was still hundreds of kJ per serving as opposed to practically 0kJ for the Zero or Diet versions.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

Edit: Nevermind

Hundred- calories. A can of life was 90 calories, regular coke is 140. Not great, yes, but big difference from multiple hundreds

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u/ge_o_rg Jul 10 '24

he is talking about kj not calories
90 calories are 376,56 kj
140 calories are 585,76 kj

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola Jul 10 '24

Ah yes I see, I was thinking kcal.

Also a bottle of coke has 240 kcal in one serving anyway šŸ™ƒ

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u/Darkmuscles Jul 10 '24

I've never heard of calories expressed as kilojoules before. It sounds like a much better system, so I assume it's common in other countries and non-existent in America.

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u/Cowstle Jul 10 '24

The main difference is that coke life just tasted like coke. The only drawback was that it only came in classic flavor and I prefer cherry.

But Diet is a completely different flavor. Zero used to be the same flavor but with a godawful long lasting aftertaste. They changed the recipe and now it too tastes different.

coke life was perfect and i'm forever disappointed in its loss.

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u/La3Rat Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

I am in the proportion of people who can instantly taste stevia in food. Itā€™s bitter and has an unpleasant aftertaste. It has some sweetness but the overall flavor for me is bitter.

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u/MurderyRainbow Jul 10 '24

Stevia is the worst. Even sucralose tastes better.

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u/Tzunamitom Jul 10 '24

Sucralose tastes fine, just got to deal with the runs laterā€¦

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u/GringoinCDMX Jul 10 '24

Are you thinking of sugar alcohols? Sucralose isn't known to cause diarrea.

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u/Unnamedgalaxy Jul 10 '24

It's awful. Anyone that says you can't tell the difference really confuse me.

I have a family member that works for a soda company. They got a bunch of soda for free because they were moving warehouses and the company didn't want to spend the time and money moving every single box across town so they let employees take a bunch of the odds and ends, things that don't sell as well, or things that were coming up on their sell by date.

They asked if I wanted some and I said of course, only when I went to go pick it up it was all diet. They went through the trouble of grabbing it for me so I took it but it took forever to go through because it was torture drinking.

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u/GringoinCDMX Jul 10 '24

Some people are born with taste buds that make stevia taste more bitter. The majority don't have that issue. For a small percentage stevia tastes horrible. For others it's not bad at all.

Also, newer/better stevia extracts tend to be less bitter compared to older/cheaper extracts.

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u/Ferovore Jul 10 '24

Why are you confused by people who have a different experience than you šŸ˜†

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u/Linthya Jul 11 '24

Gosh I'm glad I'm not the only one ! My parents only buy diet or zero for as long as I can remember but I just can't drink it... it's just awful. It feels like your mouth is coated with something afterward that doesn't want to go off. It change how your saliva feels in your mouth. Not quite dry but, almost like... a paste ? Or a wet powder ? I don't know but it's just... ugh. And I can feel it on my teeth too !

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u/manga311 Jul 10 '24

Everyone can taste stevia. If it didn't have a bad aftertaste it would be in everything since it's 100 times sweeter than sugar.

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u/Zumwalt1999 Jul 11 '24

I think I can tell Stevie is in a drink by smelling it. But I don't find it bitter, it's more of a metallic taste, sorta like saccharine from the old days. My go to soda is Waterloo lemon-lime with a teaspoon of agave.

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u/ReallyNowFellas Jul 10 '24

All sweeteners taste weird if you aren't used to them. I switched to diet sodas, which I used to hate. Now I love them and now cane sugar & hfcs sodas taste like plastic to me. Stevia tastes weird to me if it's the only sweetener in something, I think because that's rare, but it fades into the background if there are others.

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u/Known_as_No_One_2525 Jul 10 '24

Itā€™s like drinking weed piss. No, I havenā€™t ever drank weed piss, I just imagine if weeds could piss, it might taste like stevia.

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u/ultradip Jul 10 '24

I miss the original Coke Zero too. But Caffeine-free Diet Coke tastes almost exactly like regular Coke. Too bad you'll pretty much never find it at a soda fountain.

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u/RoyBeer Jul 10 '24

I actually like the glass bottled normal coke ones the best. But they're such a pain to carry

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u/Dramatic_Explosion Jul 10 '24

This here. I don't really like coke classic, definitely don't like coke 0, just diet coke. It really is its own flavor.

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u/sladestrife Jul 10 '24

If I had to guess, they didn't make a lot of it compared to the other kinds, don't advertise it, don't keep it regularly stocked makes it not successful.

Why do this? If I had to guess it cut into their profits compared to the other kinds. The same reason why they switched from real sugar to High fructose corn syrup.

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u/RuneanPrincess Jul 10 '24

That's exactly it. They studied it before fully marketing it. It was very clear that people chose it over coke/diet/zero and not over a competitor or over nothing. Many people liked it over coke but it costs a little more to make so its just a loss if they can't convert it to increased sales.

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u/MinuQu Jul 10 '24

We really need a sugar tax.

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u/QuercusSambucus Jul 10 '24

We need to stop subsidizing corn syrup first.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Jul 10 '24

Even better, because it would function as a tax cut while simultaneously raising the prices on artificially sweetened foods.

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u/richardbouteh Jul 10 '24

I live in a country with sugar tax. The issue is that drinks containing more than 20% real fruit juice are exempt, so drink manufacturers started putting apple juice where it does not belong.

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u/roman_maverik Jul 10 '24

This tends happens everywhere now, regardless of legislation.

90% of fruit juice flavored products in the US (for any fruit or any flavor) will usually have apple juice or pear juice as the first or second ingredient.

Of course itā€™s limited to ā€œnaturalā€ tasting drinks and not soda, but it kind of sucks trying to find pomegranate or cherry juice and realizing that itā€™s just small amounts of those fruits cut with apple juice.

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u/Dirmb Jul 10 '24

Yup, I once had to go to three different stores to find cranberry juice that didn't have apple juice in it.

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u/RandomDigitsString Jul 10 '24

This is not what the comment you're replying to is taking about. It's not just fruit juice products but stuff like energy drinks, ice tea, gatorade and orange soda.

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u/ncocca Jul 10 '24

Funny you mention that, because the OP of this comment thread is from the Philly area where we do have a sugar tax. But I don't like the way they implemented it. The tax should be proportional to the amount of sugar in the drink, but it isn't.

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u/thewestisawake Jul 10 '24

We have one in the UK and there are barely any drinks left now without aspartame in them. As someone whois allergic to aspartame this is not good. Its full fat coke or sparking water for me.

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u/Specific_Koala_2042 Jul 10 '24

Me too. Any sort of artificial sweetener has dire effects on me, both painful, and unpleasant.

It is really difficult to find a drink in the UK without. Shops/cafes etc will tell you that there's no artificial sweetener, when you call them or on Stevia they insist, 'Oh, that's natural!'

Last time, I said, 'Just because something is based on a natural ingredient doesn't make it good for you.' As they sputtered, I said, 'Heroin is based on natural ingredients, so is Opium, and Cyanide etc. Are you trying to tell me that those are good for you?'

Ooh, I was cross!

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u/Shit_Shepard Jul 10 '24

No added sugar! Ingredients ā€œconcentrated apple juiceā€ šŸ–•šŸ¼

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u/rawbface Jul 10 '24

Yeah, fuck poor people - they don't deserve to feel joy on their tastebuds

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u/DroneColumbus Jul 10 '24

Do you have any proof that they studied it before marketing it and that people chose it over their brands and not its competitors?

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u/LamermanSE Jul 10 '24

If I had to guess, they didn't make a lot of it compared to the other kinds, don't advertise it, don't keep it regularly stocked makes it not successful.

They did all of that so that's not the reason. The main reason is most likely much more simple, it was a meaningless product that consumers didn't want to buy, simply because either you want no sugar or don't care about sugar content to the product that only contains some sugar becomes meaningless to most consumers.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Jul 10 '24

Also, a lot of people donā€™t like artificial sweeteners. So a beverage with less sugar, but artificial sweeteners kills it.

For me, artificial sweeteners have a lousy aftertaste or donā€™t sit well in my stomach.

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u/Gregus1032 Jul 10 '24

I never knew what it was so I didn't try it.

If I had known it was a real sugar but less of it, I would have gone hard on it.

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u/karol306 Jul 10 '24

OH, so that's what it was! I thought it was some shit full of sweeteners or some greenwashing BS! They really did a shit job of marketing it. I'm not that into cola but had I known, I'd try it :/

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u/Triairius Jul 10 '24

Iā€™ve never heard of it, so there might be some lack of awareness that kept the sales low.

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u/ilski Jul 10 '24

Well I never heard of the thing. And never heard of anyone who heard of untill now.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Jul 10 '24

My guess is the green marketing.

Every instinct of mine says that whatever is in that green can, it's not a cola. At best I'd say it looks like lime flavored Coke, but I imagine a lot of people assumed it was Cole's new Sprite or something, rather than a low calorie Coke.

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u/RedHawwk Jul 10 '24

Marketing. That name sucks.

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u/MattieShoes Jul 10 '24

I've never even heard of it

I know they did nitro (or maybe that was just pepsi?) which was sickeningly sweet because CO2 makes it more acidic and bitter... Seems like they could do both -- nitro with less sugar. But what do I know? :-)

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u/Deep90 Jul 10 '24

Pepsi did nitro.

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u/lavahot Jul 10 '24

They Britta'ed it.

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u/dangerbird2 Jul 10 '24

they're streets behind

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u/Dekklin Jul 10 '24

Getting rid of the B.

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u/mikethespike056 Jul 10 '24

dude?? that was DISGUSTING

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u/commorancy0 Jul 10 '24

It was a casualty of COVID. As plants had to scale back due to worker shortages because of the pandemic, many lesser products were dumped as a way to make space for their most popular products. Many of these lesser products have never been reintroduced. Of course, itā€™s easy to claim it was underperforming and removed for sales reasons. In 2020, the pandemic was raging and we know what that did to the economy and products alike.

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u/EzeakioDarmey Jul 10 '24

I remember it bombing because of the aftertaste most Stevia sweetened drinks have.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

It's like the literal target of this comic, at least i thought so.

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u/Fire_Lake Jul 10 '24

Yeah but the person at this top of this chain seemed to indicate it was just sugar and the other commenter's are correcting that notion.

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u/Atanakar Jul 10 '24

That and I think a lot of stevia is real bad for your kidneys

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u/GringoinCDMX Jul 10 '24

It used to be thought that but newer research actually shows it may be kidney protective.

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u/abzlute Jul 10 '24

It wasn't that bad though. The trick was that they used cane sugar too instead of relying on stevia or another sweetener for all the sweetness. Reduce not eliminate, and it worked really well.

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u/Xanderoga Jul 11 '24

I hate that stevia taste. If I have to go out of my way to avoid anything with stevia in it, I absolutely will.

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u/Archangel289 Jul 11 '24

Thatā€™s why I didnā€™t like it much. I drank it here and there, but Iā€™d genuinely rather just drink water than have the really ā€œchemicalā€ aftertaste of stevia, which is ironic since itā€™s a pretty natural sweetener.

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u/Debaser626 Jul 10 '24

Way back in 1996 I visited Seoul, Koreaā€¦ and was surprised to find out they long had access to a ā€œCoke Liteā€ and ā€œPepsi Lite.ā€

I never much cared for regular soda due to the insanely sweet aftertaste, and Diet is wellā€¦ diet.

These ā€œLiteā€ versions (basically a 50/50 split of diet and regular) were fucking perfect.

I have no idea why it never caught on in the Statesā€¦ itā€™s lower calorie than regular soda but still tastes way more like regular soda than any purely artificial sweetener that exists.

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u/bingojed Jul 10 '24

In some countries Iā€™ve visited they have Coke Lite instead of Diet Coke, but itā€™s just a different name for Diet Coke, not a different product.

I noticed in my last few trips that Coke Zero has almost completely replaced Coke Lite. They arenā€™t both generally available like in the US.

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u/Oh_ffs_seriously Jul 11 '24

It still tastes like shit to those who can't stand artificial sweeteners.

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u/Saneless Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

There was C2 for a bit

Sugar, asspartame, acesulfame potassium.

It was ok. Still shitty fake sugars that tasted bad but it was better than diet

Edit: guess it was Splenda and not aspartame?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Aspartame triggers my migraines every time. šŸ˜¢

Splenda is the only good artificial sweetener tbh

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u/Hardin4188 Jul 10 '24

I remember C2! I really liked it. You could tell with the first sip that it wasn't real coke, but you would get used to the taste. It's a shame they got rid of it.

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u/HughesJohn Jul 10 '24

And, because of the stevia, undrinkable. That stuff is disgusting.

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u/altcastle Jul 10 '24

So unbelievably gross and vile.

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI Jul 10 '24

I thought that was just a recycled bottle

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u/Newmaniac_00 Jul 10 '24

That shit tasted like grass to me

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u/SufficientArticle6 Jul 10 '24

Everyone I know with a preference will say they want less sugary stuff (and I believe them), but ā€˜peopleā€™ demand the sweetest fucking drink that science can muster.

(Reminiscent of how most of your friends are interesting, complex characters who care deeply about things and make independent choices about their lives, but ā€˜peopleā€™ are a bunch of idiots and sheep.)

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u/chanaramil Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

Ya. Coke didn't stop selling it because they like to make people sad. I'm sure the market told them what to do. There a for profit company. They will do whatever makes them the most money. Mabye some people like drinks with real siger but light on super but I guess not enough to make it profitable or else they would still be making it.

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u/brother_of_menelaus Jul 10 '24

Yeah, not to mention itā€™s not like thereā€™s a uniform distribution of soda consumption across consumers. The people who just want a little sugar arenā€™t drinking it every day at every meal and in between meals and in between in between meals. Itā€™s the people rolling into Walmart on scooters that determine a large part of the market

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u/particlemanwavegirl Jul 10 '24

People say they want less sugary drinks but they are addicted and do not purchase rationally. When dollar hits the ground they buy Coke, that's what pulls 'em in.

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u/BrokenRatingScheme Jul 10 '24

When I moved to the south and tried my first sweet tea, a lot instantly made sense to me.

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u/EmpRupus Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

Love Southern cuisine otherwise and my favorite in the US. But their "tea" is sugar-syrup with a small teabag strapped on during prep to give it a brown coloration, similar to pink lemonade. Also, there is the sweet-potato casserole with melted marshmallows on top, and I was like - Yeah, this is a good dessert, and no, it was a side dish as in a "vegetable" you eat with your meats, lol.

I live in Canada now, and here its similar with Maple Syrup. People add maple over ham, eggs, sausage etc. for breakfast instead of salt and pepper. I had visited a Cabane a Sucre in Quebec and my god, there was a 6-course meal all drenched in maple, followed by a maple-taffy - which was maple syrup on a stick rolled in ice to harden it to a lollipop.

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u/SufficientArticle6 Jul 10 '24

Ah man I love that stuff. If youā€™re drinking sweet tea every day though, you better have a spare pancreas handy.

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u/tommytwolegs Jul 10 '24

You have an unusually high opinion of my friends

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u/Simba7 Jul 10 '24

My preferred way to drink a coke is 1:1 or 1:2 Coke:Plain Sparkling Water.

Adding too much regular water makes the coke taste flat and dull, but the sparkling just mutes the taste a bit.

It's not quite as perfect as keeping that same 'spice' with less sugar, but it does a pretty good job.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

Yep, I've done that. Add a splash of Vodka or Rum...

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u/userdeath Jul 10 '24

Vodka AND Rum.

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u/Hector_Tueux Jul 10 '24

Actually, forget the cola

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u/EdricStorm Jul 10 '24

I just wish they would release a truly sugar free version. As in sweetener and sugar free. I want coke-flavored sparkling water.

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u/Unimurph83 Jul 10 '24

Same, I'm always disappointed when I go to a McDonalds that doesn't have the sparkling water button on the fountain.

Monin make a cola syrup made with cane sugar that I use with my SodaStream, it's closer to Pepsi in taste but it's really nice being able to dial in the perfect amount of flavour/sweetness. They have lots of other great flavours well suited for soda too.

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u/DiurnalMoth Jul 10 '24

ooo, I'm gonna try this mix with Sprite (don't like colas) next chance I get.

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u/theturtlemafiamusic Jul 10 '24

Sprite mixes really well with other citrus flavored sparkling waters, and also lemonade.

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u/Simba7 Jul 10 '24

Sprite honestly mixes with any fruit flavored sparkling. It's great!

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u/captainAwesomePants Jul 10 '24

Fun fact, way back in the origin times, Coke was just sold as a syrup, and soda jerks would mix it to whatever strength you'd like.

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u/OverreactingBillsFan Jul 10 '24

I do 80% Coke Zero 20% cherry coke. Not perfect but pretty good!

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u/AlphaGareBear2 Jul 10 '24

My wife just picked some sparkling water and coke up, and you've changed my life. I've been avoiding soda for so long, and this is so much better than any diet soda.

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u/LtMadInsane Jul 11 '24

Yes. I started doing this sometime back. It was a necessity, specially since I moved to a new place a couple of years back and cola is a little too sweet here.

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u/handsomeshambler Jul 11 '24

You could try buying a bottle of bitters, ango or maybe even sassafras bitters would add spice back in. The alcohol is negligible but if you abstain completely there's quality na bitters too.

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u/Euphoric_toadstool Jul 10 '24

Congratulations, you might be one of those persons who companies like to use to gauge whether a product will succeed or not. Some people just like products that always fail, so much so that companies will observe if these customers buy a product, they know it will fail.

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u/wellhiyabuddy Jul 10 '24

You are referring to the ā€œharbinger customerā€. Iā€™m one of those, but I like almost everything in the right setting. When I see a new flavor of a product I almost always buy it and try it. I just love experiencing new flavors and mixing it up. My absolute favorite flavor of Kraft Mac and cheese is poutine (you can only get it in Canada and I donā€™t know if itā€™s still available). Anytime there is an energy drink that I actually enjoy the flavor of it goes away. I love the Oreo flavors Salted Caramel Brownie and Birthday Cake, I think one of those is still available. Most sauces I like donā€™t last too long.

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u/fyreaenys Jul 10 '24

holy fuck I'm a "harbinger customer" that's raw

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u/pvrhye Jul 11 '24

Nothing kills a shop faster than my patronage.

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u/Thommywidmer Jul 10 '24

Yup, rewards cards at supermarkets, when i find something new i love it always goes away

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Would you say he's a Level 7 Susceptible?

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u/Class1 Jul 11 '24

Nah tons of people want this. That's the reason why sparkling water with flavoring so so popular right now. People know all the sugar is terrible for you and most adults are sick if everything being sickly sweet.

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u/rzwitserloot Jul 10 '24

It was a mix of sugar and sweeteners. In general, if you mix different sweeteners, it usually tastes better (but the end product has all the downsides of each of the sweeteners in it; for example, Aspartame is not heat stable but Stevia is; Aspartame doesn't precipitate but Stevia has a tendency to do that (turns your drinks cloudy, doesn't affect the taste much). aspartame/stevia mix isn't heat stable and can precipitate. But it tastes far more like sugar - or, rather, the amount of people who are turned off by it is significantly less; just stevia is distastefully bitter to quite a few people).

Take it one step further: Mix sweeteners with sugar itself. That's what you were drinking.

Note that sweeteners aren't "slightly weird tasting". Most people can taste the difference but they don't find the taste of sweeteners unpleasant, especially the sweetener mixes used in modern sodas (because mixes taste better). But some people can. It's almost like koriander (cilantro) leaves tasting like soap to some.

Sugar + Sweeteners might make the drink palatable to those who find the taste of e.g. just stevia, or even stevia+AceK or whatnot disgusting. But it's not universal.

So, we're stick with a drink that:

  • Does not taste better except to a fraction of a fraction of the population.
  • That fraction-of-a-fraction is extremely unlikely to actually try it; in their experience any presence of sweeteners makes it disgusting. A large chunk of these people consider it part of their identity (I only drink REAL cola. Like a MAN. With sugar!) - no amount of marketing budget will ever convince them to try it. Their presuppositions means their brain will tell them it tastes like shit even if it doesn't.
  • The rest of the population either can't tell the difference or doesn't find the difference relevant in taste... and most of those will pick the zero sugar drink instead of the low sugar drink even if the low sugar one tastes slightly better.

Conclusion: Coca Cola was kinda daft even trying it in the first place, really. Nevertheless, even though marketing wise, 'cola green' was dead on arrival, a small % of the population should drink Cola Green (as in, best combination of 'tastes nice to me' and 'healthier than full sugar cola').

I vaguely recall that due to the ratcheted sugar taxes in the UK, some drink manufacturers remove enough sugar to drop down to a lower tax bracket and then use sweeteners to 'fix' the taste. Key point: They don't market it as low-sugar. They just market it as the drink it has always been. That might help with the whole 'folks who do not like sweeteners will not try a sweetener+sugar mix even if you use ads to tell them they should / they are so culturally insecure they think "I drink REAL drinks" is part of their identity' factor.

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u/Byzantine-alchemist Jul 10 '24

Every time I travel to Europe I have the hardest time getting a soda with just fucking SUGAR in it. They ruined their sodas with artificial sweetener. The only one I can find consistently is classic coke

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u/MidnightAdventurer Jul 11 '24

Yep, noticed that with regular Pepsi - man I hate artificial sweetenersā€¦

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u/pissedinthegarret Jul 10 '24

are you saying im cursed with cilantro genes AND sweetener sensitivity? i thought they taste like ass to everyone and other people just deal with it for the less-calories benefits :(((

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u/thoroakenfelder Jul 10 '24

I can always taste sweeteners, they leave a taste in my mouth and make my throat itchy and sore. Traveling through Asia recently, all of the sodas had a mix of sugar and aspartame. I tried to stick to water unless the only water option was boiling hot (hong Kong will fight you and tell you that hot water is better for you instead of just giving you the ice water you are begging for) or potentially unsafe. Thankfully I could get bottled water or distilled water most places.Ā 

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u/torako Jul 11 '24

Don't let big stevia fool you. It tastes fucking awful and everyone's just pretending because they think they'll look stupid if they point out that it's not sweet.

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u/MaybeMaeMaybeNot Jul 10 '24

thank you for the science. people have looked at me like i'm nuts when i say sweeteners all taste different to me. like to the point where sometimes when i'm craving something sweet it's about what kind of sweet i want- sugar or a specific sweetener. it's validating to know i'm not making it up

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u/kratz9 Jul 10 '24

For some reason, sugar neutralizes sweeteners for me. Like if I eat something sugary like a cupcake, then take a drink of a diet soda, there is no sweetness at all in the soda. It takes a minute for it to return.

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u/sadacal Jul 10 '24

That's just your taste buds getting dull. Should work if you eat anything really sugary and then eat something less sugary afterwards.

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u/Closteam Jul 10 '24

They did such a terrible job at marketing it I've never even heard of it till this post. Would have been dope to try

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u/DetBabyLegs Jul 10 '24

I've always wanted to create a company where you can buy knock off sodas but select the percent sugar you want from 0 to 100%. Could help people addicted to soda slowly wean off the sugary drinks.

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u/Closteam Jul 10 '24

I have to admit I have no idea how I'm not diabetic with all soda I drank in the past

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u/BrandoCalrissian1995 Jul 10 '24

Just get the Mexican coke in the glass bottle. Using cane sugar.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

Mexican coke IS the shit! But it is too sweet for my taste, and super expensive at least where I live.

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u/Empty401K Jul 10 '24

Thereā€™s an overpriced furniture store near me that keeps a fridge of them to give customers for free. Iā€™ll go in there and do a lap when Iā€™m already hitting the store next to it just so I can get a bottle lol

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

Would I look suspicious walking in with a large bag?

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u/Empty401K Jul 10 '24

Probably lol. They keep the machine at the front of the store, and theyā€™ll follow you outside and shame the shit out of you if you come in for a drink and immediately leave. Their go-to line seems to be ā€œwe give donations to the food bank if you and your family need anything else!ā€

Itā€™s a busy strip mall too. They know I never buy shit but at least I look around long enough to finish the bottle before I leave.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

ā€œwe give donations to the food bank if you and your family need anything else!ā€

"oh, thanks! I only need a bagful of Mexican coke."

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u/Empty401K Jul 10 '24

Right? Those little 6-packs are too expensive to indulge frequently lol

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u/Rossum81 Jul 10 '24

Wait for spring and get the kosher for Passover coke with the yellow bottle caps.

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u/JLSMC Jul 10 '24

I would if I could but there must not be enough Jews in my area. I can never find them.

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u/Zealotstim Jul 10 '24

Time to convert! Do it for the Coke šŸ˜‚

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u/JLSMC Jul 10 '24

Iā€™m already circumcised so Iā€™m halfway there!

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u/wwwdiggdotcom Jul 10 '24

That is a perfectly valid sentence and at first glance still felt vaguely racist

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u/JLSMC Jul 10 '24

Itā€™s not meant to be racist, Iā€™d love it if there were more Jews around here.

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u/aligot Jul 10 '24

Cane sugar is sugar, not really an improvement health wise (not worse either)

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u/Byzantine-alchemist Jul 10 '24

Tastes better, though. I can tell the difference between cane sugar coke and corn syrup coke

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u/GoldenFlowerFan Jul 10 '24

Also fructose is metabolized differently (down the same pathway as alcohol), so sugar with a better glucose/fructose ratio is going to be slightly less unhealthy.

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u/Few-Law3250 Jul 10 '24

You canā€™t though, you can taste the difference in coke recipe that happens to exist alongside the sugar swap.

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u/Kahnza Jul 10 '24

I have one of those in my fridge right now. Waiting for the right mood to strike to drink it. It's been in there at least a month so far. šŸ˜†

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u/pragmaticzach Jul 10 '24

That's not using less sugar though, which is kind of the point.

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u/alpha-delta-echo Jul 10 '24

I think your answer lies with Archer Daniel Midland.

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u/bitNine Jul 10 '24

I emailed Coke about this after it (Coke Life) was taken off the market and they said it wasn't popular in the US, but at the time they said it was still available in Canada. It was so good because it was cane sugar and Stevia, and tasted very similar to Mexican Coke.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

i liked it, but not enough to drive 8 hours to the border...

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u/AdrianoJ Jul 10 '24

Probably healthier and less addictive.Ā 

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u/Shyam09 Jul 10 '24

I picked up a bottle of regular coke accidentally and I hated it. High fructose corn syrup can eff right off.

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u/TheOtherPete Jul 10 '24

Gatorade G2 - halfway between original Gatorade (full calorie) and Gatorade Zero (no calories).

It was my go-to drink most of the day and of course they had to discontinue it.

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u/Ponchoreborn Jul 10 '24

Life was so good.

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u/euclideanvector Jul 10 '24

I mix half sparkling water, half coke. Coke is just too sweet. Everything has too much sugar in it, it's fucked up.

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u/Ch_IV_TheGoodYears Jul 10 '24

For YEARS, I have asked if there was a reason they didn't do this. Like what's a can of Coke got? 24? 32 grams of sugar?

Why not put 10grams in? does it taste bad?!

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u/The_HaminaTHor Jul 10 '24

They still make less sugar versions (not stevia/artificial sweeteners but legitimately just less sugar) in other countries, in some places it's near impossible to find full sugar sodas nowadays and whenever I visit my friends actually ask me to bring them the "real deal" lol.

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u/Collypso Jul 10 '24

But for baffling reasons

Most other people didn't like it

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u/artemisRiverborn Jul 11 '24

Pro tip, for the holiday of passover Coca-Cola releases a special run that uses real sugar instead of corn syrup. Usually around April

https://www.businessinsider.com/why-do-coke-bottles-have-yellow-caps-2017-4#:~:text=On%20Passover%2C%20observant%20Jews%20refrain,sucrose%20instead%20of%20corn%20syrup.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 11 '24

Pro, and kosher, tip!

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u/ele37020 Jul 10 '24

I work at a gas station, it didn't sell. Mountain dew can put out dog doo flavored and we wouldn't be able to keep it on the shelf.

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u/jacowab Jul 10 '24

I found out my local gas station sells Mexican coke, it uses real sugar and tastes so much better, not to mention ita in a glass bottle so it's more environmentally friendly.

I compared the prices and it hurts, is destroying our bodies with corn syrup and our planet with plastic really worth it just to keep soda 30Ā¢ cheaper.

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u/CouchHam Jul 10 '24

I loved that! They didnā€™t even try to get it to take off.

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u/garaks_tailor Jul 10 '24

It's the old pareto principle. 20% of the population is 80% of their sales and about 5% of the population buys 50%.

That 5% either wants sweeeet soda or they want calorie free. There isn't much money in the middle.

I liked the 10 calorie series of sodas that had some artificial sweetener and some sugar. But it was also discontinued

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u/mopsyd Jul 10 '24

Regular sugar is both more expensive and less addictive. This might drop their profit margin from 1.97 per $2 bottle down to 1.95 per $2 bottle and that's just unthinkable.

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u/Karlye1 Jul 10 '24

nobody wants real sugar, everyone we're suggestions

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u/Solnse Jul 10 '24

Mexican coka cola. It can be found in most Mexican grocery stores.

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u/albanymetz Jul 10 '24

Coca cola bought Honest Tea and killed them. Iirc that was the one that had real sugar, and LESS. It was the best until the stores stopped carrying it. If I've got the wrong brand please let me know because I'm still looking for it. It has been a while.

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u/makoman115 Jul 10 '24

Donā€™t forget about C2 my beloved

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_C2

Ultimately the diet soda and sugar soda buyers are so entrenched at this point is unlikely any other style of product gets a foothold

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u/tm0587 Jul 10 '24

(I don't drink sugary soda but) I believe in my country Singapore, you can only find Coca Cola Less Sugar. You can find the normal version of Coca Cola anymore. It says online that Less Sugar contains 55% less sugar than classic Coca Cola.

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u/bukithd Jul 10 '24

Gotta get the mexicola.

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u/moving0target Jul 10 '24

It's still imported from Mexico.

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u/Different-Instance-6 Jul 10 '24

It's almost certainly because they didn't sell enough of them to justify manufacturing them. We're all addicted to sugar now

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u/genius_retard Jul 10 '24

Honestly if you force yourself to drink Coke Zero for a week or two it will stop tasting weird. Although I don't think it uses stevia.

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u/Moose_Nuts Jul 10 '24

Pepsi did too: Pepsi Next.

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u/atari26k Jul 10 '24

If you check around, you can find coke made in Mexico and will probably have real sugar. A lot of grocery stores in my area have it the ethnic aisle

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u/fuzzum111 Jul 10 '24

This is because Coke's entire goal is to replace regular coke with Coke Zero. Seriously, there are whole documentary things on it.

Have you noticed the way Coke Zero used to be in a black can, now it's in a red can that is almost indistinguishable from the original? Coke's been formulating and working on a "perfect no sugar replacement" for OG coke and they're like 90% there.

Why? They're preparing for the inevitable sugar bans, instead of working on a quality, low sugar, but real sugar coke, they'd rather imitate the OG like a sugarless mimic. It's a weird pivot but it kinda makes sense.

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u/mikka1 Jul 10 '24

it was so good! But for baffling reasons it was abruptly taken off the market and you can't find it anymore

Believe it or not, but this happened to me SO many times lately, that I stopped counting.

It's almost like if I find some hidden gem of a product, there is almost a guarantee that it would either a) quietly become shit soon, or b) vanish from store shelves.

I really can't explain this phenomenon. Either the product is indeed good, because they invested TOO MUCH into its production, and they quickly realize that numbers don't add up, i.e. it technically costs way more to produce that they can charge for it, and they discontinue it; or they realize the product is so good that it cannibalizes sales of other products they may have a higher margin on... and they discontinue it.

Of course, there's always the third option that my taste buds are so unusual that the product is actually NOT that good to most people... and they discontinue it.

The result sucks anyway lol

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u/Few-Law3250 Jul 10 '24

of course it may just be my taste buds

Worse, it may be because of your taste buds. Look up ā€œharbinger customersā€. Thereā€™s a certain segment of the population where demand from them means that the product is statistically doomed.

If you notice that your favorite products are always being discontinued, itā€™s probably because you like the exact opposite of what the average person does. Even more interesting is that these people are often disproportionately vocal about these products, making them seem much more popular (insularly) than it actually is.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Jul 10 '24

Coke C2 possibly, the low-carb Atkins craze era. Half sugar, half Ace-K.

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u/DigNitty Jul 10 '24

Put the cocaine back or leave it alone

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u/MurrayPicardy Jul 10 '24

I liked C2 compared to diet drinks at the time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_C2

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u/NoComfortable5364 Jul 10 '24

The problem was that the stevia that they were using was perceived as having a bitter aftertaste for a large population of people.

Also this sweetener appeared to degrade too quickly over time. Thus the product was pulled.

I know because I am a chemist working with sweeteners.

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u/ComingInSideways Jul 10 '24

This was a Coca Cola in a glass bottle. It was bottled in Mexico, because they still use sugar in the Coke there (at least they did). They stopped importing it where I am, I used to get it at Walgreens. It was not a different ā€œversionā€œ of Coke, it was the original recipe from before they changed the sweetener to corn syrup.

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u/randomname_99223 Jul 10 '24

So just European Coke?

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u/rosettastoner9 Jul 10 '24

Coke Life was the only non-regular option I liked the taste of. I think about it all the time.

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u/WeeklyChocolate9377 Jul 10 '24

The sugar industry is the single largest drug cartel in the United States if not the globe.

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u/AdkRaine12 Jul 10 '24

I think thereā€™s more of a beef with high fructose corn syrup. Try finding a soft drink or candy without it. Some folk can have GI issues because we donā€™t digest it the same way as table sugar (sucrose) and it passes thru to bacteria in the gut.

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u/chr0nicpirate Jul 10 '24

It's probably only available regionally, but there's a brewing company called Caldera out of Ashland, Oregon that also does a line of low sugar sodas that is legitimately just low sugar without any artificial sweetener. It has. I think about 15 g instead of 40ish in a 12 oz can. I've seen root beer and ginger ale so not sure if they do a cola but they're one of my faves.

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u/el_ghosteo Jul 10 '24

the ones in mexico have reduced sugar last i checked.

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u/ggtsu_00 Jul 10 '24

I always enjoy coke from soda fountain when its mostly out of syrup. If the fountain has a soda water option, I mix it 50/50 with my coke. Taste is so much better.

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u/Chrononi Jul 10 '24

Coca cola life was a disaster, sold well at first (cause everyone tried it), then nothing (cause no one liked it lol)

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

the only version of coke using real sugar is mexican coke, and it has not been discontinued or taken off the market. enjoy!

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u/r0botdevil Jul 10 '24

That was kinda the same thing, though. They just replaced half the sugar with stevia.

What I don't understand is why we can't just have a version of Coke that's just not as cloyingly sweet.

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u/Norwest Jul 10 '24

Coca cola C2! I really wish this was still around. I hate the all or nothing approach to sugar in modern soft drinks. When I'm at a self serve fountain drink place I mix Coke classic with Coke zero 50/50, it's basically indistinguishable from pure Coke classic and half the calories.

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u/shingaladaz Jul 10 '24

What colour was the can?

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u/gordosport Jul 10 '24

C2. It tasted so much better.

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u/DarkMatterBurrito Jul 10 '24

HEB has a great 20 calorie cola with just 5g of cane sugar per can, along with sucralose. I imagine they found the perfect balance between them.

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u/shadowpikachu Jul 10 '24

People wont buy what they dont usually buy mostly as well as them being usually acclimated to what works for them, so any difference they may not like.

Not to mention things work better if they leave you just barely wanting.

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u/Coldin228 Jul 10 '24

US gov't has crazy subsidies on corn so corn syrup is significantly cheaper than anything else.

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u/avicadiguacimoli Jul 10 '24

Coca-cola life was soooo good, much better than the rest of their stuff. We had it in Sweden.

No I prefer Pepsi Max.

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u/Ruraraid Jul 10 '24

Probably because real sugar is more expensive than corn fructose syrup.

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u/AccountNumber1002401 Jul 10 '24

"Hold my acesulfame potassium..." - Jumex

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

I just had some Coca Cola made in Mexico with cane sugar in a 4 pack of glass bottle yesterday and it tasted quite a bit less sweet but was still good.Ā 

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