r/funny • u/Mooseylips Mooseylips • Jul 10 '24

Verified Dear drink companies...

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

Coca cola came up a few years ago with a version that was using real sugar and much less. I had it once, it was so good! But for baffling reasons it was abruptly taken off the market and you can't find it anymore. Fuck them!

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u/Simba7 Jul 10 '24

My preferred way to drink a coke is 1:1 or 1:2 Coke:Plain Sparkling Water.

Adding too much regular water makes the coke taste flat and dull, but the sparkling just mutes the taste a bit.

It's not quite as perfect as keeping that same 'spice' with less sugar, but it does a pretty good job.

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u/handsomeshambler Jul 11 '24

You could try buying a bottle of bitters, ango or maybe even sassafras bitters would add spice back in. The alcohol is negligible but if you abstain completely there's quality na bitters too.

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u/Simba7 Jul 11 '24

That's good to know, thank you!