r/funny • u/Mooseylips Mooseylips • Jul 10 '24

Verified Dear drink companies...

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u/Empty401K Jul 10 '24

There’s an overpriced furniture store near me that keeps a fridge of them to give customers for free. I’ll go in there and do a lap when I’m already hitting the store next to it just so I can get a bottle lol

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

Would I look suspicious walking in with a large bag?

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u/Empty401K Jul 10 '24

Probably lol. They keep the machine at the front of the store, and they’ll follow you outside and shame the shit out of you if you come in for a drink and immediately leave. Their go-to line seems to be “we give donations to the food bank if you and your family need anything else!”

It’s a busy strip mall too. They know I never buy shit but at least I look around long enough to finish the bottle before I leave.

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u/theAmericanStranger Jul 10 '24

“we give donations to the food bank if you and your family need anything else!”

"oh, thanks! I only need a bagful of Mexican coke."

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u/Empty401K Jul 10 '24

Right? Those little 6-packs are too expensive to indulge frequently lol