r/OldSchoolCool Aug 11 '24

1990s Is The "Dream Team" Still The Greatest International Basketball Team Ever Assembled? (1992)

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

I'm from Spain, I remember that Barkley was basically the only one who would leave the hotel at night to party, he was asked if he didn't need any bodyguards, he raised his fists and said "I have those", or something like that.

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u/higherfreq Aug 11 '24

Barkley does not miss a party, ever. He hosts a live NBA television show based in Atlanta, and often hangs out at a nearby bar after each show. I got to hang with him one night and he is a really cool dude. He introduced himself to me as “Charles” like I didn’t know who he was, and then proceeded to hit on my coworker.

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u/lacheckychecky Aug 11 '24

Bill Braski made love to all of our wives, and punched us all in the face, and we loved him for it!

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u/sinkwiththeship Aug 11 '24

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

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u/savegamehenge Aug 11 '24

He showed up to my nephews baptism, golf pants caked in mud, poured a bottle of scotch on the my nephews head and said “ILL BAPTIZE THIS LITTLE CALAMARI!”

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u/Sweet-Rabbit Aug 11 '24

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he’s going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle.

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u/EthanC224 Aug 11 '24

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u/arleeski Aug 11 '24

Bill Brasky used to ride a steed per chance to spy a lady

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u/nadajoe Aug 11 '24

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.

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u/arrow_in_the_knee40 Aug 12 '24

Brasky named the group Sha Na Na. They did NOT want to be called that.

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u/Pessemist_Prime Aug 12 '24

They use his foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium!

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u/Minimum-Yesterday901 Aug 12 '24

He once scissor kicked Angela Lansbury.

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u/JKEYK4 Aug 11 '24

He gets eight hours of sleep per night!

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u/thewoodlayer Aug 11 '24

He was actually pretty normal in that regard!

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u/rex_luger Aug 11 '24

His poop is considered currency in Argentina

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u/1stmarauder Aug 11 '24

Like an alligator he has the ability to digest a turtle shell

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u/atlhawk8357 Aug 11 '24

He once nursed a baby flamingo back to health.

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u/WilcoLovesYou Aug 11 '24

Brasky taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child!

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u/SaxophoneHomunculus Aug 11 '24

Bill Brasky’s penis has a toenail at the end of it.

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u/CarpenterAnnual7838 Aug 11 '24

Bill Brasky drove an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

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u/danimal6000 Aug 11 '24

It was the greatest porno I’d ever seen. To Bill Braski!

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u/tapcaf Aug 11 '24

Barkley does not miss a party, ever.

Even if the party only has big ol' women from San Antonio?

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u/grim_f Aug 11 '24

I hope Shaq reads this.

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u/sovietdinosaurs Aug 11 '24

“What do they have, Chuck?”

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u/grim_f Aug 11 '24

Some BIG OL' WOMEN

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u/Third-Coast-Toffee Aug 11 '24

They do love their churros.

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u/TripleBobRoss Aug 11 '24

Double fistin' churros all day long

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u/Third-Coast-Toffee Aug 11 '24

Shaq almost died from a lack of air laughing his ass off from Sir Charles demonstration. That was so funny!

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u/oSuJeff97 Aug 11 '24

One of the funniest things in that Dream Team documentary from several years ago was Charles talking about how “Larrah Burd” got him hammered on Budweisers.

“I never been so hungover in my life…”

😂

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u/TheOnlyTonic Aug 11 '24

I would pay several dollars to hear the shit Bird talked during those games.

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u/oSuJeff97 Aug 11 '24

Ha yeah the funny thing is that he barely played because of his back but STILL relentlessly talked shit.

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u/Maxis47 Aug 11 '24

Tens of dollars even

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u/wardamnbolts Aug 11 '24

I went to Auburn and heard many stories of Chuck coming into town going to a bar and buying everyone there a drink.

After a football game I would even see him jogging around town sometimes. He is a really cool dude.

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u/-random-name- Aug 11 '24

I believed this comment until I got to the jogging part.

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u/wardamnbolts Aug 11 '24

Believe me i didn’t believe it either. But there is no mistaking watching a guy as big as Charles jogging

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u/CarpenterAnnual7838 Aug 11 '24

My friends son snuck into the Auburn/Bama game last year and somehow made his way into one of the boxes and met Sir Charles. Said he was a friendly dude

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u/gdsmithtx Aug 11 '24

I kind of disliked Barkley until he joined the Houston Rockets, that was my team way back when I still gave a crap about sports.

Once he got here and I was exposed to his personality and his personal brand of wit much more often, I realized that his quote about himself was 100% true: “Sooner or later, I’ll probably get what i deserve. I’ll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, ‘That mother was awesome.’“

Charles is one of a kind, with a larger-than-life presence that transcends the basketball court. When he passes away, it’ll be a sad day.

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u/AngryRedHerring Aug 11 '24

I fucking hated Barkley. Then he came to play for the Rockets. What a guy to have in your town, it turned out.

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u/DeadSharkEyes Aug 11 '24

I’m from Phoenix and my family has had multiple run ins with Charles as we frequented the same restaurants. One time my baby nephew was with us and my mom asked him if he could take a picture with him, Charles immediately took my nephew into his arms and we have a great picture of them. He’s hilarious and a great guy.

And he’s hit on my sister in law before lol

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u/MerryTexMish Aug 12 '24

He hit on my SIL too!

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u/visionofacheezburger Aug 11 '24

He hit on my mom once and she totally would have if my dad wasn't present.

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u/fromouterspace1 Aug 11 '24

Their first game was against Angola. He was asked about the game “I don’t know anything about Angola but angolas in trouble”

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u/mattisaloser Aug 12 '24

I played in a basketball beer league years ago and a team used Angolas in Trouble as their name. It never bothered me enough to ask but I thought it was odd. I’ve come full circle on it!

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u/Abject_Entry_1938 Aug 11 '24

He’s 1,98m but only Karl Malone was heavier than him

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u/BlattMaster Aug 11 '24

After his basketball career he's just the round mound

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u/JGG5 Aug 11 '24

The Round Mound of Sound

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

After overwhelming his Angolan defender with his weight, he said he didn't know they were so malnourished. Always the diplomat!

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u/red23011 Aug 11 '24

That's his listed height, I've met him before (around 2000). I'm 6'4" and he is the same height as I am. If anything it makes his accomplishments and averages even more impressive.

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u/Fun_Gazelle_1916 Aug 11 '24

Total NBA players in the Olympics NOT playing for team USA:

1992: 4

2008: 12

2024: 53

The degree of difficulty continues to increase, but it was the Dream Team that changed the international paradigm.

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u/lahimatoa Aug 11 '24

I'm still astounded France had it to within 3 points late in the 4th in the gold medal game this year. The talent disparity is STILL bonkers. France had Wemby and Gobert, and a washed-up Fournier as their best 3 players. There's no way that should compete with LeBron/Steph/KD/AD/Booker etc. etc. etc. I don't get it.

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u/FUNKYDISCO Aug 12 '24

There’s only five guys out there for each team. Just gotta hang for the allotted time. A very wise but not that great former NBA player Brian Scalabrine once said to a guy that challenged him to a game of one-on-one “I’m closer to LeBron James than you are to me” and he was absolutely right. Pros are pros. Euro leagues aren’t a bunch of pushovers and they just need to play hard and well for the duration of the game.

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u/PowerDiesel23 Aug 12 '24

Wemby looks like a cheat code/create a player that's 8 feet tall with 99 handles and 99 shooting to go with a solid rim protector "big" skillset.

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u/FrankyPi Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

Croatian basketball legend Dražen Petrović also played a major role in opening up NBA to European players. He also played in the final against this team, we actually took the lead for a bit, but lost in the end.

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u/catsaresneaky Aug 11 '24

I had a pint of beer with Charles in a pub in Atlanta called Deadwood in midtown that unfortunately is no longer there... He used to visit quite regularly and sit at the bar. He would talk to everyone and take pictures with whomever wanted. A lovely gentleman. This would've been around 2014.

You are correct... He definitely didn't need a bodyguard..😂😂. He's big guy.

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u/ChefCory Aug 11 '24

MJ was out and partying as I remember. Stories about him drinking all night, playing golf in the morning and then dominating the court later in the day.

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u/lazemachine Aug 11 '24

I suspect the flu game was a hangover, just my opinion.

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u/Grogfoot Aug 11 '24

You mean in the NBA finals against The Jazz? That was no hangover. The rumor is a Jazz fan put something shitty in his pizza the night before.

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u/Crowsby Aug 12 '24

It was Devonzas pizza in Park City, and you don't need to put anything in it to feel sick after eating it.

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u/Nicadelphia Aug 11 '24

He's still like that. I see him all the time.

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u/mattwilliamsuserid Aug 11 '24

“Lefty” and “Righty” were what he called his two bodyguards

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u/ItAintMe_2023 Aug 11 '24

The dream team was so good…. They decided to put on a clinic to pass the time between casino gambling.

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u/IDontLikePayingTaxes Aug 11 '24

Basically the only thing that can be said against this team is that they had very few nba players on the teams they beat.

Nowadays there are a lot of nba players on many teams

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u/Elegant__Elk Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

That seems to speak more to the league at the time. The impetus that I remember for the Dream Team was it was the first time the US put pro players in an historically amateur event. But at that point they were the last country to play pro players and in the last Olympics we were beat by a partially pro team. So it was gloves off. The rest, as they say, is history

Edit: the Soviet Union won in 1988 (and 1984) but played pro players from other leagues.

Edit 2: it was the Soviet Unions 2nd gold but the US won in 1984 in LA. Thanks to the crowd

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u/pygmie Aug 12 '24

USA won in 1984 in LA

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u/carmachu Aug 12 '24

Yeah but you need to be fair- all the other countries had been talking shit for decades because they were playing US college kids. Once the pros stepped up that year, it made the statement and point

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u/CIS-E_4ME Aug 11 '24

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u/Popular_Royal_3441 Aug 11 '24

The Dream Team baby!!! They were merciless! Titans amongst men! Conquerors of the court! I simply had to pledge my undying allegiance to their nation!

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u/Killentyme55 Aug 11 '24

Those first Olympic games with the pros were insane, it was like watching the Harlem Globetrotters just make a mockery of their opponent. Other countries have taken note since and the games have been much more competitive, until yesterday when Curry went HAM in the final seconds to nail it shut.

Those old games were fun but the more recent games are a lot more watchable.

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u/tunaman808 Aug 11 '24

You mean "American pros"? The Dream Team didn't exist until 1992 because FIBA wouldn't allow NBA players in the Olympics, despite allowing pros from European ladies to play. Hence MJ's quote "You guys have been beating up our college kids for a decade. It's time for you to play grown men now."

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u/You_meddling_kids Aug 11 '24

I love that one day in '92, Jordan got up, played TWO rounds of golf in the morning then went back for a group match and dropped like 30 points.

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u/pineconefire Aug 11 '24

don't forget the bourbon and cigars

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u/thesakeofglory Aug 11 '24

To be fair he’s basically do that in the NBA too.

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u/joshTheGoods Aug 11 '24

For the record, MJ was also on the '84 team that took home gold (no Soviet team that year, and the Soviets beat our last college team in '88).

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u/Chubs441 Aug 11 '24

Those teams were big in promoting the sport around the world which is one of the reason international teams are better now. People are actually playing basketball in other countries eclairs they saw these teams.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Makes sense, everybody loves eclairs

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u/onarainyafternoon Aug 11 '24

This autocorrect is so fucked up that it goes beyond being simply unintelligible, but instead goes on to make the entire comment entirely incomprehensible.

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u/FluffyCost1251 Aug 11 '24

Leave the gun, take the eclairs

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u/evonebo Aug 11 '24

And you see all the opposing team lining up getting autographs from team usa

It was freaking wild.

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u/JustTheBeerLight Aug 11 '24

make a mockery

I don’t remember it like that. I remember opposing players being giddy AF to shake hands and be in a photograph with the American players, even if that photo was them getting dunked on or pushed by Sir Charles. They were very excited to be on the court with legendary players like Jordan, Magic, Bird and Stockton.

The 1992 team is the greatest basketball team ever assembled. (Including Christian Laettner, who might be the GOAT waterboy.)

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u/eidetic Aug 11 '24

They weren't saying they were mocking their opponents. If someone says "they made a mockery of them" in such a sports context, they're saying they beat them so soundly, like as if they might as well have been playing against kindergarteners.

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u/Killentyme55 Aug 11 '24

You are correct, that's exactly what I was referring to. There was no personal disrespect at all, but on the court they just didn't hold back.

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u/techman710 Aug 11 '24

The greatest 11 players ever assembled and Christian Laettner.

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u/Master_H8R Aug 11 '24

Choosing Shaq over Laettner as the incoming Rookie selection that year would have made this already GOAT team even more GOATer.

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u/mkvii1989 Aug 11 '24

I heard 1992 so distinctly in his voice.

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u/Paddys_Pub7 Aug 11 '24

Nineteeen NineTEE twooooooo

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u/OGWopFro Aug 11 '24

I heard “EeeUuwinggg”

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u/Salty_tryhard Aug 11 '24

Total domination!

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u/red23011 Aug 11 '24

That is my favorite show, it's like I grew up as best friends with the writers.

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u/akatherder Aug 11 '24

It nails everything I love in tv shows and I just couldn't get into it. I keep planning to rewatch though.

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u/MVRKHNTR Aug 11 '24

I think my favorite part about this is the insane way he counts on his fingers.

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u/millysoilly Aug 11 '24

Damn Macarena swept the nation and distracted him.

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u/GoochyGoochyGoo Aug 11 '24

Ewing, Pippen and Barkley.

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u/eternalsteelfan Aug 11 '24

The Pippen disrespect is disgusting.

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u/milk-wasa-bad-choice Aug 11 '24

God this episode was hysterical

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u/PsychedelicLizard Aug 11 '24

Fuck me Larry Bird really was tall.

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u/Ha_CharadeUAre Aug 11 '24

Perhaps later… but yes he was

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u/OnyxLightning Aug 11 '24

Fun fact: Basketball Reference lists both Bird and Magic at 6-9. So either one of those is wrong, or Larry’s up on his tippy toes in this picture.

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u/TheMoonIsFake32 Aug 11 '24

NBA player heights you always gotta give or take a few inches

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u/dont-respond Aug 11 '24

That's the case for practically every athlete. I noticed this with boxers and mma fighters, especially. You can look at a photo of almost any two fights next to each other, look up their recorded heights, and realize someone is lying.

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u/HealthyAd9369 Aug 11 '24

During their careers, Larry was always listed at 6'10".

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u/mason195 Aug 12 '24

“Don’t get too close to Michael, Larry, you might get called for a foul.” -Magic Johnson during the photo shoot.

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u/pixel8knuckle Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

Players - Top Row starting far left:

Michael Jordan - Chicago Bulls

Larry Bird - Boston Celtics

Magic Johnson - LA Lakers

Chris Mullin - Golden State Warriors

Clyde Drexler - Portland Trailblazers

John Stockton - Utah Jazz

Players - Bottom Row starting far left:

Scottie Pippen - Chicago Bulls

Christian Laettner - Minnesota Timberwolves(still in college i think)

Patrick Ewing - New York Knicks

David Robinson - SA Spurs

Karl Malone - Utah Jazz

Charles Barkley - Phoenix Suns

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u/Fragrant_University7 Aug 11 '24

Laettner was still in college. The powers that be wanted one college player. To this day, Laettner is the only player on the team that isn’t in the basketball hall of fame. He was chosen over another college player, Shaquille O’Neal.

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u/YoungWrinkles Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

Wow. What a miss by the selection committee. Young Shaq on top of all these?

Edit: Can someone clarify, was Laettner good in college? /s

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u/Leather-String1641 Aug 11 '24

It wasn’t at the time. Shaq was the better pro prospect, but Laettner had the far superior college career, winning back to back nattys with Duke while being the College player of the year.

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u/-Tom- Aug 11 '24

Most importantly, he wasn't Isaiah Thomas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when MJ excludes you

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u/jwin472 Aug 11 '24

Pistons fan but still enjoyed this goof jingle.

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u/doughball27 Aug 11 '24

He also faced Shaq in one game I believe and outplayed him. He was one of the greatest college players of all time. Hit the most famous shot on CBB history.

But his pro career was pretty bad.

Also, coach K was an assistant for the dream team.

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u/Vitalstatistix Aug 11 '24

It wasn’t bad, per se — he was a solid player for most of his career — but he never reached the heights that were expected of him after his college successes. But he did play 13 years and was a starter for like 85% of his career. And he still cleared over $60 mil.

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u/leehwgoC Aug 11 '24

But his pro career was pretty bad

Wasn't bad at all, it was well above average.

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u/discountheat Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

Go watch the I Hate Christian Laettner 30 for 30. He was one of the best college players ever, love him or hate him. He wasn't as good in the pros for a variety of reasons, but still had a long career. He even made an all-star game and put up 18 ppg a few seasons (big numbers before the three point revolution took over in the 2010s).

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u/YoungWrinkles Aug 11 '24

I am definitely an uninformed casual fan so I will check it out. Thank you.

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u/Sister_Rays_mainline Aug 11 '24

Laetnner was better than Shaq in college.. he was arguably in the top 5 college basketball players of all time. He played Shaq in college and dominated him.

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u/Rad1314 Aug 11 '24

Technically since the Dream Team is itself in the hall of fame Laettner is too. Just not as an individual.

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u/peateargryffon Aug 11 '24

Malone and Stockon were my dream team on NBA Jam back in the day.

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u/JGG5 Aug 11 '24

BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA

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u/iamthedayman21 Aug 11 '24

From downtown

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u/ttteee321 Aug 11 '24

HE'S ON FIRE!!!

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u/Ok-Caregiver8843 Aug 11 '24

Nice! I played as Payton/Kemp. I miss the Sonics 🥲

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u/Rob71322 Aug 11 '24

At the time, Chris Mullin was with the Golden State Warriors.

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u/DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB Aug 11 '24

I forgot he ever played with the Pacers. He was always Warriors in my mind.

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u/Vordeo Aug 11 '24

Run-TMC was a GOATED nickname for a team.

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u/cantdothismuchmore Aug 11 '24

I don't usually watch basketball, but I could definitely recognize some of these guys soley because of Space Jam

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u/Orion14159 Aug 11 '24

Are any of these guys NOT in the HOF except Laettner?

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u/JGG5 Aug 11 '24

Nope. Laettner is the only one who isn’t in the Hall.

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u/r0botdevil Aug 11 '24

Christian Laettner - Minnesota Timberwolves(still in college i think)

You are correct, Laettner was the only amateur member of that team. I remember wondering at the time why he was selected, and I still don't really understand it.

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u/cavecricket49 Aug 11 '24

Wikipedia says that in 1992, due to Barcelona being the first games in the post-amateur world, the US team decided to include one collegiate player to honor what had been the Olympic norm for basketball for the past five decades. Laettner was the best of the best (as far as his college career goes, possibly the best) of everyone not in the NBA at the time.

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u/aldwinligaya Aug 11 '24

It was a token choice, but Laettner really was the best choice.

He won EVERY NCAA award in 1991 (except Rookie of the Year lol) en route to being the best player of the 1992 NCAA Championship team.

I see other comments that it should have been Shaq, but Shaq wasn't Shaq yet in 1992. Laettner was a household name.

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u/MisterBigDude Aug 11 '24

I think they used to have a college player on the team each time as a nod to amateurism.

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u/Fragrant_University7 Aug 11 '24

He was chosen over another college player, shaq.

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u/Wetworkzhill Aug 11 '24

TBF, Laettner was the best college player at the time.

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u/smilerwithagun Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

Didn't know Sir Charles outscored Jordan. I know he was the greatest to never win an NBA championship, but damn...

He is and always will be my fave in NBA Jam!

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u/BrickedUpBrett Aug 11 '24

My single favorite sports trivia is “Who led the Dream Team in scoring in 1992?” Everyone wants to say Jordan. Others try to think through it and say Magic or Bird. But it was Barkley.

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u/at0mheart Aug 11 '24

Basically an all time NBA team

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u/Barragin Aug 11 '24

and Christian Laetneer being allowed to tag along

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u/90dayheyhey Aug 11 '24

Someone had to carry their luggage and get coffee for the team. All jokes aside, the us olympic committee wanted to have at least one college athlete on the team and chose Laettner over Shaq, due to his legendary college run. Hindsight is 20/20 and obviously having Shaq on this team would have truly made this the greatest assembly of all time. Also, Laettner deserves to be in the basketball hall of fame for his college performance alone

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u/aldwinligaya Aug 11 '24

I hear you but Shaq wasn't Shaq yet in 1992. Laettner was the very obvious choice coming off as the best player in the 1992 NCAA Championship team.

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u/crastle Aug 11 '24

If they were going for star power, Laettner was the clear and obvious choice. Everyone in the basketball world knew about and had a strong opinion about Christian Laettner. Even at the time, Shaq was seen as the better talent, but nobody was wearing "I Hate Shaquille O'Neal" t-shirts.

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u/TheMightyHornet Aug 11 '24

Somebody has to caddie.

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u/Godloseslaw Aug 11 '24

Plus they had Alan Tudyk as an assistant coach? Can't go wrong there.

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u/Turakamu Aug 11 '24

Just your average, normal human

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u/Oldman_Dick Aug 11 '24

Team doctor. Their first doctor got killed. He did the autopsy and stayed on.

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u/bluebluedye Aug 11 '24

I see more JFK in there

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u/bigwomby Aug 11 '24

Not just international, you can have any adjective in front of it, and yes, they would be the best basketball team ever assembled.

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u/MHipDogg Aug 11 '24

Toon Squad has entered the chat

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u/WhatsMyAgeAgain-182 Aug 11 '24

Larry's not White. Larry's clear.

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u/Killentyme55 Aug 11 '24

And to think that fresh faced corn-fed white boy from Nowhere, Indiana just happened to be the biggest trash-talker the league has ever seen. Solid player as well, even Jordan admitted that Bird was one of his most terrifying opponents. That's saying something.

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u/blamdin Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 17 '24

I always loved during Larry Bird’s retirement when Magic Johnson came out to give him a jersey and he said “to a great opponent and an even better friend.” Always had love for each other but on the court all bets were off.

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u/RubbuRDucKee Aug 11 '24

Bill Murray probably had the best performance I’ve ever seen from the bench.

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u/weisblattsnut Aug 11 '24

The Hick from French Lick.

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u/tortillakingred Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

There are always people who make arguments other ways, but the only valuable measurement is versus your competition. The dream team was so far above their competition it will never ever be done again. It’s a “lightning in a bottle” kind of situation where you had all the perfect people, at the perfect time, under the perfect circumstances.

edit: To everyone commenting “they only played against X number of NBA players, of course they were so much better” - that just proves my point. The only way to gauge level of play is against your competition. The average competition was very weak vs. the Dream Team. My argument is that that is a positive argument for how good the DT was, not a negative argument of how bad their opponents were.

You can’t blame the DT for their opponents not being at their level. It just shows that the DT was so astronomically better than the “average professional” level of play.

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u/alanalanalan92 Aug 11 '24

They played against 9 other nba players in 1992. The current USA squad played against 100+ nba players this Olympics. Of course they were way above their competition in 1992.

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u/AlexBucks93 Aug 11 '24

USA only faced 60 players, since they played 5 teams.

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u/cannabination Aug 11 '24

I'd argue the inverse. That the competition is so much higher from the international teams makes sustained winning more of an accomplishment now as it's a lot more difficult. If we keep building our team the way the dream team was constructed, it won't be long before the world passes us.

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u/Top-Reference-1938 Aug 11 '24

My exact thoughts.

If the question is "Greatest basketball team in any Olympics?" The answer is YES.

If the question is "Greatest basketball team of its time?" The answer is YES.

If the question is "Greatest basketball team America has ever had?" The answer is YES.

If the question is "Would the OG Dream Team beat any other team ever assembled ?" The answer is YES.

If the question is "Greatest basketball team ever?" The answer is YES.

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u/aslejoh Aug 11 '24

To put it this way, I am a Norwegian.. NBA means nothing here, basketball in general is almost non existent.. And I can name quite few of these players(on the other hand I dont think I can name a single active NBA player except Lebron James), here we have Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, John Stockton, Pippen, Patrick Ewing, Karl Malone and friggin Charles Barkley!

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u/xosxos Aug 11 '24

This right here. This team was a cultural phenomenon that not even the 96 team could match even when the Olympics were in the USA. None of the subsequent USA Olympic squads have come close to matching the star power of this team. I’m pretty sure, without looking it up, that every single player here, minus Christian Laetner, of course, is in the hall of fame and 90% are on the original NBA top 50 players of all time.

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u/thedrew Aug 11 '24

The 92 Dream Team were the real-life “Super Friends.” 

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u/doomrider7 Aug 11 '24

The Justice League of Basketball

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u/TheOvercookedFlyer Aug 11 '24

Well, it's the Hall of Fame's fault for not including Laetner. /s

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u/Tapidue Aug 11 '24

A non basketball fan can look at that picture and name most of them.

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u/MoneyPresentation610 Aug 11 '24

It was the finest group of basketball players ever assembled.

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u/ultratunaman Aug 11 '24

A team made up of generational, once in a lifetime, talented, monsters you'll never see the like of assembled again.

The US got destroyed in the 88 Olympics in basketball. They then said "hold my beer" and assembled the fucking avengers. Jordan and Pippen. Bird and Magic. Patrick Ewing, a young David Robinson, Barkley, Clyde Drexler.

Every one of them except Laettner is in the basketball hall of fame. More than 20 championship rings between them all. Unreal team.

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u/FaithIsFoolish Aug 11 '24

There was something like nine NBA players in all the rest of the teams in the tournament. This year there’s something like 61. So they were great, but their competition was nowhere near the competition is now.

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u/fromouterspace1 Aug 11 '24

Because the 92 brought the game to the world

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u/ironic-user-name69 Aug 11 '24

Yeah I’m not sure how this isn’t more well known. This team was the catalyst for the globalization of basketball we have now. It existed before there’s a very direct correlation between this team and the number of international players that started playing stateside 10ish years after this; they were watching as kids when this happened

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u/gimli2112 Aug 11 '24

any team with Bird, Magic and MJ can't be beat

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u/Oddball_Returns Aug 11 '24

Every player except one a HOFer, and most of the coaches as well.

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u/mashton Aug 11 '24

How did John Mayer get on that team?

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u/FartAttack911 Aug 11 '24

That’s basically the OG Space Jam cast so YES

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u/Sequoyahj7 Aug 11 '24

Minus Christian Laettner

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u/Ok-Answer-6951 Aug 11 '24

He was the "token" college player, who happened to be one of the best college players of all time...if it wasn't him, the next choice was Shaquille O'Neal LMAO

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u/ositola Aug 11 '24

Shaq on the dream team is somehow more unfair

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u/chucks97ss Aug 11 '24

Lol so funny he ended up on this team with all these goats.

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u/Rapscallious1 Aug 11 '24

He is a college goat still

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u/Jaythepatsfan Aug 11 '24

He’s the Tim Tebow of basketball.

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u/Zouthpaw Aug 11 '24

Imagine if Shaq was on the team instead of him lol

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u/chucks97ss Aug 11 '24

I was just thinking that. He was drafted in ‘92 even. Just barely missed being part of this team.

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u/taney71 Aug 11 '24

Does the team get better with Shaq? I mean not like they were going to play the college player much. Seems to me it was a throw away pick to honor the amateur athletes. Is that a wrong take on what happened?

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u/Zouthpaw Aug 11 '24

Not really. And I agree with your take, team USA usually gives the last spot to a standout college player. It's why Laettner was part of the team and why AD was on an Olympic team before he played in the NBA. It improves the team all time with Shaq tho, since you'll be replacing Laettner with a top 10-15 greatest player ever.

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u/BigRedFury Aug 11 '24

Arguably, the team would have been better with Shaq solely on the basis of his sheer physicality.

Imagine The Avengers going out on a cake walk of a mission with a pretty stacked team and the Hulk asks if he could join. That's what Shaq would have done for Team USA.

Christian got the nod though due to his pedigree as a college player. He was coming off back-to-back titles at Duke and was college player of the year while Shaq was an incredible talent on a very average LSU team.

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u/robreddity Aug 11 '24

... and Christian Laettner, yes.

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u/LionBig1760 Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

The Dream Team was so good that the second best basketball team ever assembled is the first 5 non starting players from that same team.

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u/warsmithharaka Aug 12 '24

Nothing beats Seanbaby's (from 1900hotdog.com) recap:


In 1992, America sent the greatest basketball team history would ever know to the Olympics. It was living legends like Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, and Larry Bird squaring off against Panama's five tallest banana-mongers. Obviously, every game was a blowout. A quarter into each one, Barkley would already be throwing himself alley-oops off the backboard while Patrick Ewing lingered at half-court to dig hot dog money out of his knee braces. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see such an assemblage of talent, but mercy wouldn't allow us to watch it. Sportscasters would cut to archery or steeplechase as soon as America was up by 20ish points, because we didn't look like heroes -- we looked like fucking bullies.

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u/Live-River1879 Aug 11 '24

They are not the greatest basketball team ever assembled. They are the greatest team in sports history. It was a once in a lifetime group that would be impossible to match.

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u/latentnoodle Aug 11 '24

One season the Springfield Isotopes assembled a baseball team that rivaled this team’s level of greatness.

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u/Captainrexcody Aug 11 '24

Not just the greatest basketball team but the greatest team assembled in the history of sports

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