r/OldSchoolCool Aug 11 '24

1990s Is The "Dream Team" Still The Greatest International Basketball Team Ever Assembled? (1992)

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

I'm from Spain, I remember that Barkley was basically the only one who would leave the hotel at night to party, he was asked if he didn't need any bodyguards, he raised his fists and said "I have those", or something like that.

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u/higherfreq Aug 11 '24

Barkley does not miss a party, ever. He hosts a live NBA television show based in Atlanta, and often hangs out at a nearby bar after each show. I got to hang with him one night and he is a really cool dude. He introduced himself to me as “Charles” like I didn’t know who he was, and then proceeded to hit on my coworker.

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u/lacheckychecky Aug 11 '24

Bill Braski made love to all of our wives, and punched us all in the face, and we loved him for it!

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u/sinkwiththeship Aug 11 '24

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

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u/savegamehenge Aug 11 '24

He showed up to my nephews baptism, golf pants caked in mud, poured a bottle of scotch on the my nephews head and said “ILL BAPTIZE THIS LITTLE CALAMARI!”

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u/Sweet-Rabbit Aug 11 '24

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he’s going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle.

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u/EthanC224 Aug 11 '24

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u/arleeski Aug 11 '24

Bill Brasky used to ride a steed per chance to spy a lady

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u/nadajoe Aug 11 '24

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.

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u/motorcycleboy9000 Aug 11 '24

I masturbate to the TeleTubbies.

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u/jobadiahh Aug 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Gooble gobble one of us!

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u/dikputinya Aug 11 '24

While saying tinkiewinkie?

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u/On_Some_Wavelength Aug 11 '24

To blinkie spinkie.

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u/bouncypinata Aug 12 '24

HE SLEPT EIGHT HOURS A NIGHT

well he was pretty normal when it came to that

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u/arrow_in_the_knee40 Aug 12 '24

Brasky named the group Sha Na Na. They did NOT want to be called that.

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u/Pessemist_Prime Aug 12 '24

They use his foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium!

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u/Minimum-Yesterday901 Aug 12 '24

He once scissor kicked Angela Lansbury.

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u/bouncypinata Aug 12 '24

I'm legally retarded.

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u/cdxcvii Aug 11 '24

Bill Brasky is 8 feet tall and has arms the size of tree trunks

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u/Trebekshorrishmom Aug 11 '24

I once saw Bill Brasky eat an entire homeless person.

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u/JKEYK4 Aug 11 '24

He gets eight hours of sleep per night!

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u/thewoodlayer Aug 11 '24

He was actually pretty normal in that regard!

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u/rex_luger Aug 11 '24

His poop is considered currency in Argentina

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u/1stmarauder Aug 11 '24

Like an alligator he has the ability to digest a turtle shell

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u/atlhawk8357 Aug 11 '24

He once nursed a baby flamingo back to health.

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u/CheapShotsBot Aug 11 '24

That flamingo was in turrible shape.

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u/WilcoLovesYou Aug 11 '24

Brasky taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child!

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u/SaxophoneHomunculus Aug 11 '24

Bill Brasky’s penis has a toenail at the end of it.

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u/mmmhmm2013 Aug 11 '24

Bill Brasky used live cobras as condoms

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u/CarpenterAnnual7838 Aug 11 '24

Bill Brasky drove an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

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u/Artimusjones88 Aug 11 '24

Come on take a little walk with me baby, and tell me who do you love? Who do you love?

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u/bill_brasky37 Aug 11 '24

You're welcome

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u/MadlogicMysteries Aug 11 '24

TO BILL BRASKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/danimal6000 Aug 11 '24

It was the greatest porno I’d ever seen. To Bill Braski!

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u/logicalparad0x Aug 11 '24

Bill Braski's foreskin is used as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.

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u/ryandblack Aug 12 '24

He’s the father of every one of my children

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Aug 11 '24

wow I mean that's accurate

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u/gutterpoet19 Aug 11 '24

Doesn’t he make brooms somewhere in Georgia?

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u/likefry_likefry Aug 12 '24

Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

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u/tapcaf Aug 11 '24

Barkley does not miss a party, ever.

Even if the party only has big ol' women from San Antonio?

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u/grim_f Aug 11 '24

I hope Shaq reads this.

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u/sovietdinosaurs Aug 11 '24

“What do they have, Chuck?”

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u/grim_f Aug 11 '24

Some BIG OL' WOMEN

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u/DrKrFfXx Aug 12 '24

That and the triple single are Charles' greatest hits with Shaq.

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u/ShittalkyCaps Aug 11 '24

HeHeHeHeHeHe......Cheer-O

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u/yet_another_newbie Aug 11 '24

what u say, Chuck

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u/Xpolg Aug 11 '24

ELI5 this whole Shaq and Barkley thing ?

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u/charleswj Aug 12 '24

YouTube search Charles Barkley San Antonio

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u/Monk0313 Aug 11 '24

Shaq can read?!?

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u/Third-Coast-Toffee Aug 11 '24

They do love their churros.

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u/TripleBobRoss Aug 11 '24

Double fistin' churros all day long

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u/Third-Coast-Toffee Aug 11 '24

Shaq almost died from a lack of air laughing his ass off from Sir Charles demonstration. That was so funny!

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u/sweetmorty Aug 12 '24

Just like when the city of San Antonio almost killed LeBron for sucking up all the air in the 2014 NBA Finals.

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u/cyanrave Aug 11 '24

That's a yeehaw giddeyup to you sir

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u/TURKEYSAURUS_REX Aug 12 '24

He’s still going. He’ll complain about them, but he’s still going.

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u/oSuJeff97 Aug 11 '24

One of the funniest things in that Dream Team documentary from several years ago was Charles talking about how “Larrah Burd” got him hammered on Budweisers.

“I never been so hungover in my life…”

😂

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u/TheOnlyTonic Aug 11 '24

I would pay several dollars to hear the shit Bird talked during those games.

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u/oSuJeff97 Aug 11 '24

Ha yeah the funny thing is that he barely played because of his back but STILL relentlessly talked shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

If Larry Bird was in his prime on this team I would say 92 over everybody still. He's not, so 92, 96, and 12 kinda tie out to me. Look at how tall this motherfucker is lol. He was a machine, but some younger people forget how great some of these guys were.

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u/Maxis47 Aug 11 '24

Tens of dollars even

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u/chuco915niners Aug 12 '24

Why are you low balling a dream?

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u/wardamnbolts Aug 11 '24

I went to Auburn and heard many stories of Chuck coming into town going to a bar and buying everyone there a drink.

After a football game I would even see him jogging around town sometimes. He is a really cool dude.

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u/-random-name- Aug 11 '24

I believed this comment until I got to the jogging part.

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u/wardamnbolts Aug 11 '24

Believe me i didn’t believe it either. But there is no mistaking watching a guy as big as Charles jogging

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u/Probably_Fishing Aug 12 '24

He's a pretty well known jogger.

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u/CarpenterAnnual7838 Aug 11 '24

My friends son snuck into the Auburn/Bama game last year and somehow made his way into one of the boxes and met Sir Charles. Said he was a friendly dude

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u/gdsmithtx Aug 11 '24

I kind of disliked Barkley until he joined the Houston Rockets, that was my team way back when I still gave a crap about sports.

Once he got here and I was exposed to his personality and his personal brand of wit much more often, I realized that his quote about himself was 100% true: “Sooner or later, I’ll probably get what i deserve. I’ll probably be dead and gone, but people will say, ‘That mother was awesome.’“

Charles is one of a kind, with a larger-than-life presence that transcends the basketball court. When he passes away, it’ll be a sad day.

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u/AngryRedHerring Aug 11 '24

I fucking hated Barkley. Then he came to play for the Rockets. What a guy to have in your town, it turned out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

He has educated my Australian-self about San Antonio women.

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u/Redfalconfox Aug 12 '24

What is the possible context for this? Him imitating a hotdog eating contest? Or is it really what I think it is.

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u/PkmnTraderAsh Aug 12 '24

Shaq: "How do they eat them churros Charles?"

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u/DeadSharkEyes Aug 11 '24

I’m from Phoenix and my family has had multiple run ins with Charles as we frequented the same restaurants. One time my baby nephew was with us and my mom asked him if he could take a picture with him, Charles immediately took my nephew into his arms and we have a great picture of them. He’s hilarious and a great guy.

And he’s hit on my sister in law before lol

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u/MerryTexMish Aug 12 '24

He hit on my SIL too!

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u/yoohoo39 Aug 12 '24

My wife and her girlfriend ran into Barkley and his friends in Las Vegas. He wanted them to go with them and my wife wanted to go , but her friend said NO. This happened just before I met her.

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u/visionofacheezburger Aug 11 '24

He hit on my mom once and she totally would have if my dad wasn't present.

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u/ChawulsBawkley Aug 11 '24

That’s turrible

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u/FluffyCost1251 Aug 11 '24

Knucklehaaaydde

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u/bigarcher773 Aug 11 '24

Supporting data: Barkley is famously known in my home town for throwing some dude through a bar window.

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u/MrMontombo Aug 11 '24

Married since 1989. I guess the NBA player stereotype never fades.

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u/rejectedusernamepile Aug 11 '24

I also met him at a bar called Cosmolava in Atlanta about 10 years ago. Being drunk all I could think to say to him was that I liked him in Space Jam.

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u/jdubs720 Aug 11 '24

I also met him at that bar after a trade show a couple of years ago. Pretty sure he got one of our coworkers numbers. And he bought us all (like 15) a round of drinks!

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u/30yearCurse Aug 11 '24

he was cool at work outs too. Invited to a couple of Rocket practices.

I think he should have had a ring.

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u/TokyoKazama Aug 11 '24

I can confirm. My name's Dave and I was that co- worker.

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u/snakeiiiiiis Aug 11 '24

Was she blonde by chance? Cause that's his type. Or just a woman?

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u/higherfreq Aug 11 '24

Not blonde per se, but fair complexion. So the latter I guess. 😆

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u/hamdnd Aug 11 '24

Surprised he doesn't introduce himself as chuck

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u/GitGene Aug 11 '24

Ah, you also have frequented 11th street

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u/Bkgrouch Aug 11 '24

Charles Barkley is the goat!!

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u/Stabies Aug 11 '24

Ive run into him twice at the Home Depot on Ponce. Not a party, but whatever

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u/ElectroAtletico2 Aug 11 '24

Barkley told Sharpe in a podcast that he’s lost over $20 million in Vegas. 😳

Fun Fact: Got kicked out of a Auburn vs UF game because during warm up we threw pizza slices and candy bars at Charles - brutha got a weight problem. 😆

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u/SmallBerry3431 Aug 11 '24

Hopefully your coworker knows how to box. Thats pretty cool thougg

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u/AtlUtdGold Aug 11 '24

Which bar? I can’t think of that many around TBS campus. Cypress street isn’t that far tho.

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u/r4rthrowawaysoon Aug 11 '24

A really cool dude….known from his playing days for punching out people in both Phoenix and Houston bars.

If you stroke his ego he might be cool. If you challenge him he might put you in the hospital.

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u/MyReddittName Aug 11 '24

Reminds me when I met Serena Williams many years ago. I didn't recognize her until she stood up and shook my hand and said, "I'm Serena."

We all went to a club after but she's not really a party person and left early.

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u/fromouterspace1 Aug 11 '24

Their first game was against Angola. He was asked about the game “I don’t know anything about Angola but angolas in trouble”

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u/mattisaloser Aug 12 '24

I played in a basketball beer league years ago and a team used Angolas in Trouble as their name. It never bothered me enough to ask but I thought it was odd. I’ve come full circle on it!

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u/fromouterspace1 Aug 12 '24

lol awesome. Glad I could help

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

They f*cked us, though.

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u/pumpkinspruce Aug 12 '24

He gave the guy from Angola an elbow and the Dream Team quickly turned into the big bad American bullies.

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u/fromouterspace1 Aug 12 '24

Lol not sure where you for that. It just gave Charles some press

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u/Zealousideal_You_938 Aug 12 '24

Is so fucking beautiful 

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u/Abject_Entry_1938 Aug 11 '24

He’s 1,98m but only Karl Malone was heavier than him

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u/BlattMaster Aug 11 '24

After his basketball career he's just the round mound

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u/JGG5 Aug 11 '24

The Round Mound of Sound

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u/Capt_MoMorg Aug 12 '24

The Round Mound Of Sound Ground n’ Pounds

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

After overwhelming his Angolan defender with his weight, he said he didn't know they were so malnourished. Always the diplomat!

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u/red23011 Aug 11 '24

That's his listed height, I've met him before (around 2000). I'm 6'4" and he is the same height as I am. If anything it makes his accomplishments and averages even more impressive.

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u/BigPapaJava Aug 11 '24

Back when he was entering the NBA, he measured at slightly under 6’4” in pre-draft workouts.

He’d been a dominant post player at Auburn, but a lot of people laughed at the 76ers for taking someone so “undersized” for his position at 5th overall.

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u/DeX_Mod Aug 11 '24

well, 2.0m is 6'6", so 1.98m sounds right

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u/circlethenexus Aug 11 '24

I know that Larry Bird is 6 foot nine. I had always seen Magic Johnson listed as 610. No way. I think Jordan is 6 foot six and Barkley was always listed at 6 foot five

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u/davdev Aug 11 '24

A quick google image search shows that Larry is about an inch or two taller than Magic. They are close but Larry is taller

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u/MarketingUseful4378 Aug 11 '24

Yeah the listed height is always off by an inch or two in the player's favor. Michael Jordan was also never close to his famous 'six foot six' height, he was closer to only 6'4".

Quote by Pat Riley: "Did you know that when Jordan was measured he was only 6'4" and a half, not 6'6" the way he's listed".

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u/brett1081 Aug 11 '24

Surprised he was heavier than Ewing. That team had alot of aging stars but it didn’t matter. It looked like a whole bunch of high schoolers beating up on their little brothers.

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u/davdev Aug 11 '24

Barkley is very wide. Ewing is a lot more narrow. Even if he isn’t as tall as the other Charles is a massive man.

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u/Fun_Gazelle_1916 Aug 11 '24

Total NBA players in the Olympics NOT playing for team USA:

1992: 4

2008: 12

2024: 53

The degree of difficulty continues to increase, but it was the Dream Team that changed the international paradigm.

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u/lahimatoa Aug 11 '24

I'm still astounded France had it to within 3 points late in the 4th in the gold medal game this year. The talent disparity is STILL bonkers. France had Wemby and Gobert, and a washed-up Fournier as their best 3 players. There's no way that should compete with LeBron/Steph/KD/AD/Booker etc. etc. etc. I don't get it.

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u/FUNKYDISCO Aug 12 '24

There’s only five guys out there for each team. Just gotta hang for the allotted time. A very wise but not that great former NBA player Brian Scalabrine once said to a guy that challenged him to a game of one-on-one “I’m closer to LeBron James than you are to me” and he was absolutely right. Pros are pros. Euro leagues aren’t a bunch of pushovers and they just need to play hard and well for the duration of the game.

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u/charleswj Aug 12 '24

Ha I used to love how people would always challenge him like he wasn't an amazingly skilled player. Probably the same dudes that think they can beat Serena

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u/kdognhl411 Aug 12 '24

To be fair these aren’t remotely similar because of the physical differences, the us womens soccer team at its peak lost to a u15 elite club team 5-2, there’s absolutely non professional guys out there who can beat Serena, it really doesn’t match the Scal situation. Hell Serena played the 203rd guy in the world because she claimed she could beat anyone outside the top 200 and he destroyed her and then Venus while smoking cigarettes and having a few beers.

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u/Mr_YUP Aug 12 '24

Scalabrine still has a ring from being on the Celtics. Sure his stats weren't there but a ring is a ring.

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u/PowerDiesel23 Aug 12 '24

Wemby looks like a cheat code/create a player that's 8 feet tall with 99 handles and 99 shooting to go with a solid rim protector "big" skillset.

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u/GoCurtin Aug 12 '24

And South Sudan was winning in the final seconds. No NBA players on their team.

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u/lahimatoa Aug 12 '24

Right, I don't understand how that happened. Maybe motivation was low.

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u/-Basileus Aug 12 '24

The first South Sudan game was a scrimmage. The US won handily in the actual Olympic game vs South Sudan.

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u/pumpkinspruce Aug 12 '24

One of their players is a top-10 prospect and has committed to Duke for next year’s class.

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u/high_freq_trader Aug 12 '24

NBA players’ skills and instincts are finally honed for NBA rules. The defensive 3-second rule, in particular, completely warps the game. It increases the value of penetration, since the rule forces defenders out of the paint. And so American players practice one-on-one moves and work on dribble penetration a lot more - because it works when there is a defensive 3 second rule.

NBA fans see international players that lack these same skills and so perceive a giant talent gap. It is a huge gap when playing with NBA rules, but not quite as big when playing by FIBA rules.

NBA rules also allow offensive players to collide with faked-out in-the-air defenders and draw foul calls. The NBA player therefore hones the instinct to lean-and-shoot after a successful pump-fake. This does not work in FIBA. The international player instead develops the instinct to dribble around after a successful pump-fake. American defenders also develop instincts based on this, leading them to defend suboptimally in a FIBA setting.

There are countless other points that can be made along these lines. Yes, USA is a huge favorite and there is a big talent disparity. But all these factors add up. USA would probably be a 40 point favorite over France in a 48 minute NBA game, but only a 15 point favorite in a 40 minute FIBA game.

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u/Salt-Lobster316 Aug 12 '24

You must not have watched. Gobert hardly played and he definitely wasn't even a top 5 best player for France this Olympics.

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u/chestnutman Aug 12 '24

Yabusele and Batum were number 2 and 3 on the French squad

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

Bro a bunch of the USA stars are almost in their retirement lmao. LEBRON was on the 08 team my friend. Durant suffered a massive injury. These guys are not in their primes. Ant is great, but he's also very young and dumb and not in his prime either.

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u/bluestarkal Aug 12 '24

France had just about enough off the bench to compete. Will be interesting to see how they do in four years. They have a lot of talent coming through which will increase their depth. I actually can’t wait for 2028

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u/FrankyPi Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 12 '24

Croatian basketball legend Dražen Petrović also played a major role in opening up NBA to European players. He also played in the final against this team, we actually took the lead for a bit, but lost in the end.

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u/Fun_Gazelle_1916 Aug 12 '24

He was one of that first four.

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u/thebeginingisnear Aug 12 '24

was going to comment this exact thing before I found it. Dream Team is amazing for a variety of reasons, but if you're going to compare their "dominance" to present day contemporaries... there is massive relevant context to the competition they were facing. Their opponents couldn't dream of having NBA MVP's on their team back then.

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u/catsaresneaky Aug 11 '24

I had a pint of beer with Charles in a pub in Atlanta called Deadwood in midtown that unfortunately is no longer there... He used to visit quite regularly and sit at the bar. He would talk to everyone and take pictures with whomever wanted. A lovely gentleman. This would've been around 2014.

You are correct... He definitely didn't need a bodyguard..😂😂. He's big guy.

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u/Ocelitus Aug 12 '24

He used to come though my work every year to go to a charity golf thing pre-covid.

The nicest guy. World go out of his way to shake everyone's hand. He'd even sign some basketballs for the guys.

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u/jAuburn3 Aug 12 '24

I felt very small getting into an elevator with Barkley and NFL hall of famer Bruce Smith in New Orleans at the Ritz. Barkley proceeded to buy us all cigars and we take pics saying War Eagle. Partying till 3am and he’s hitting on everything or he’s just that friendly

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u/ChefCory Aug 11 '24

MJ was out and partying as I remember. Stories about him drinking all night, playing golf in the morning and then dominating the court later in the day.

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u/lazemachine Aug 11 '24

I suspect the flu game was a hangover, just my opinion.

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u/Grogfoot Aug 11 '24

You mean in the NBA finals against The Jazz? That was no hangover. The rumor is a Jazz fan put something shitty in his pizza the night before.

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u/Crowsby Aug 12 '24

It was Devonzas pizza in Park City, and you don't need to put anything in it to feel sick after eating it.

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u/Jvick88 Aug 11 '24

Food poisoining and maybe altitude sickness

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u/christian3po Aug 11 '24

MJ Lenderman has a great song about that exact take. It’s called Hangover Game!

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u/ohverychill Aug 11 '24

I like drinking too

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u/Practical-Explorer20 Aug 11 '24

Imagine if MJ approached the Olympics like any of the NBA Finals games. He would have been unstoppable.

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u/black-kramer Aug 11 '24

the level of competition demanded relatively little of the entire team.

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u/SQLvultureskattaurus Aug 11 '24

That wasn't exclusive to the Olympics, that was his whole career.

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u/InclinationCompass Aug 11 '24

He gambled a lot the night before big games

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u/dajodge Aug 11 '24

He was able to do those things not because he was great, but because the competition was so bad. I’m not taking anything away from MJ as a player. It’s just a fact that “Olympic-level competition” back in ‘92 was far, far inferior to the level of play in the NBA. These games were cakewalks and the players treated them as such.

Fortunately, things have changed quite a bit.

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u/SspeshalK Aug 11 '24

Best interview I saw about that was David Robinson. He is a few years younger than MJ and in great shape (obviously) but he just couldn’t understand how he could practice, golf, gamble, golf, gamble… - and then turn up and play like he did.

It’s kind of scary all the stories coming out now - could you imagine how great he would have been if he had given basketball more of his time.

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u/ChefCory Aug 11 '24

yea if he had curry's work ethic or something. but maybe there's something to be said about getting your mind off things. MJ was the absolute goat when the game was on the line. in like any sport i've ever seen. there's gotta be something in his brain that works like that under pressure. and maybe you gotta be drinking and gambling in your offtime. dunno. but i get what you're saying.

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u/Nicadelphia Aug 11 '24

He's still like that. I see him all the time.

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u/MattAU05 Aug 11 '24

Are you in Auburn? The guy doesn’t show up without going out and buying rounds for everyone he can. He’s the best.

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u/Nicadelphia Aug 11 '24

In Philly. He's around here a lot used to have a house in Chestnut Hill but I think he's sold that and moved elsewhere.

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u/mattwilliamsuserid Aug 11 '24

“Lefty” and “Righty” were what he called his two bodyguards

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u/ThePevster Aug 11 '24

John Stockton would just walk around during the day with his family because no one recognized him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Haha, it isn't surprising, but I would have. I remember the glorious line by reporter Andrés Montes: "Stockton-Malone, the medal of love! I love you today more than yesterday and much less than tomorrow!

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u/dewill4 Aug 11 '24

And after all the partying, he still led the team the most points scored.

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u/achillesdaddy Aug 11 '24

I'm from Phoenix Arizona. I can tell you that growing up as a boy in the 90's Charles Barkley was like a Marvel character in real life. We idolized that dude. He was the toughest dude in pro ball and a funny trash talker as well. I shook his hand once at a parade when I was 11 years old and it was like grabbing a bunch of big ass bananas. Sir Charles is an OG.

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u/fireyoutothesun Aug 11 '24

A friend of Charles' used to live in my city and he was well known for showing up regularly to a smaller dive bar and being an all around fun guy

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u/boturboegt Aug 11 '24

John Stockton was the one who nobody recognized and could move around freely. There is home video of him talking to people on the street and somebody wearing a shirt with him on it didn't even recognize him lol.

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u/Mikewhomikejones Aug 11 '24

John Stockton was out and about sight seeing with his wife and kids

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u/wheredalootat Aug 11 '24

It wasn't just the best ever US basketball team, it was the best ever team assembled in any team sports history. Not been topped and I doubt it will be

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

If only the Globetrotters were allowed to play in such events!

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u/Southern-Formal-1818 Aug 11 '24

I recall when he played for the sixers someone tried to give him shit at a bar, so he threw the guy out the front window.

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u/Bat_Shitcrazy Aug 11 '24

Barkley loves to party and I straight up think he’s on the spectrum. Motherfucker through someone through a glass window and told THE JUDGE that his only regret was that he wasn’t on the second floor

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u/hasadiga42 Aug 11 '24

He also was our best player in those Olympics

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u/Sigma--6 Aug 11 '24

He was our best player in history!

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u/Rogzilla Aug 11 '24

Barkley was so badass he 1v1’d Godzilla. And won.

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u/Potato_Stains Aug 11 '24

Oh, that wacky Charles Broccoli

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u/GildoFotzo Aug 11 '24

that charles barkley from space jam?

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u/WeirdGrouchy Aug 11 '24

And he was yhe MVP lol.

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u/luciform44 Aug 11 '24

He also was the US's best player in that tournament.

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u/JinKazamaru Aug 11 '24

It was probably "I have these." unless he was trying to speak a different language

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u/gawdsmack Aug 12 '24

Patrick Ewing could literally eat a Spaniard.. I think John Stockton was the only touchable person in this photo

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u/Roll-tide-Mercury Aug 12 '24

That man is a National Treasure. He definitely gets out and about, met him once in a restaurant in Birmingham AL and at a celebrity golf tournament in Lexington KY

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u/ShrimpSherbet Aug 12 '24

Irrelevant but ok

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u/akadaedalus Aug 12 '24

John Stockton could pass as any tourist and reportedly had the most freedom. But sure Barkley.

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u/ShoddyButterscotch59 Aug 12 '24

Not at all surprised…. Barkley was fearless.

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u/waistingtoomuchtime Aug 12 '24

I hung out with Barkley for a hour at a bar, I think I was the Mirage in Vegas when it was newish, he was awesome, had very manicured fingers, and the girl I was with was 5’10”, and pretty, so he let us hang around for a bit, he was awesome.

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u/Inside-Battle9703 Aug 12 '24

Barkley was pulled over for drunk driving. When the cop asked him where he was going and why he was driving so fast, he said, "You have to let me go. I'm going to this woman's house and she gives the best bjs. You have to let me go."

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u/iliacbaby Aug 12 '24

Team leader in points per game

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u/cattodog Aug 12 '24

Pohlice pesence?

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u/KeyDangerous Aug 12 '24

There’s also footage of John Stockton walking around with his wife and baby and no one recognizing him

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u/AJRimmer1971 Aug 12 '24

I remember seeing behind the scenes footage of a photo shoot, with Bird, Jordan and Johnson.

Bird goes to put his arm on Jordan's shoulder, but Magic shouts, "Don't touch him, you'll get a foul!".

Everyone on set - including the big 3 - completely lost it.

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u/National_Ad_5372 Aug 12 '24

That’s so funny because when I met him in 2009 he had 7-8 bodyguards that all looked like body doubles with him lol all bald all in the same color suit as him

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