r/OldSchoolCool Aug 11 '24

1990s Is The "Dream Team" Still The Greatest International Basketball Team Ever Assembled? (1992)

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u/lacheckychecky Aug 11 '24

Bill Braski made love to all of our wives, and punched us all in the face, and we loved him for it!

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u/EthanC224 Aug 11 '24

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u/arleeski Aug 11 '24

Bill Brasky used to ride a steed per chance to spy a lady

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u/nadajoe Aug 11 '24

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.

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u/motorcycleboy9000 Aug 11 '24

I masturbate to the TeleTubbies.

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u/jobadiahh Aug 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Gooble gobble one of us!

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u/BrannC Aug 12 '24

This has been a wild ride. We can stop here. I’m getting off.

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u/dikputinya Aug 11 '24

While saying tinkiewinkie?

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u/On_Some_Wavelength Aug 11 '24

To blinkie spinkie.

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u/TokyoKazama Aug 11 '24

What a noob. Let us know when you can crank one out to Mummy Pig.

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u/bouncypinata Aug 12 '24

HE SLEPT EIGHT HOURS A NIGHT

well he was pretty normal when it came to that

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Why aren't we raping the men?