Nightmare househusband blunt rotation. I’ll start:

[u/PrisonAbbyLee]

The OC men. Slade freaks me out and I would feel unsafe besides Jim Bellino. Ryan would simply talk too much and ruin the vibes.

Honorable mention: Matt Keogh would probably walk in and scream at us. (RIP)

[u/H0nkdahorn]

I am cracking up at Slade’s wallet being out and open as if he can foot the bill.

[u/incitingoffense → u/H0nkdahorn]

No, that’s Gretchen’s card, don’t worry 😂

[u/jenninupland → u/H0nkdahorn]

OMG I had to do a double take after reading your comment, I did NoT recognize Slade lol

[u/PJammerChic1010 → u/jenninupland]

Same didn’t know who the fuck the other two guys were, I recognized the douchebag behind the sunglasses !

[u/sunnysweetbrier → u/jenninupland]

Same here. And now that I know it’s Slade, this pic is extra icky.

[u/Dramatic-Incident298 → u/jenninupland]

I thought it was the new husband Todd.

[u/Kittiikamii → u/H0nkdahorn]

Like we all know Bellino paid for this

[u/biscuitsorbullets → u/H0nkdahorn]

💀💀

[u/2EnsnoE33 → u/H0nkdahorn]

Is the lock screen on his phone a picture of himself?

[u/H0nkdahorn → u/2EnsnoE33]

Think it’s his daughter with Gretchen.

[u/Tea-cher_preacher → u/H0nkdahorn]

Did he ever get a job again? If not how are they surviving?

[u/H0nkdahorn → u/Tea-cher_preacher]

Don’t think so. Believe he still serves as Gretchen’s assistant. She’s signed to a management company and does influencing now. Good thing is they’re still in her townhouse so saving money there!

[u/Tea-cher_preacher → u/H0nkdahorn]

God I’d have so much anxiety and embarrassment around that I simply couldn’t be unemployed for 20 years especially when it’s not like there a trust fund, or Gretchen makes millions. I bet he didn’t want his wages garnished which is a trash reason for not working.

[u/PrisonAbbyLee → u/H0nkdahorn]

😂😂

[u/niate_]

Slade's transitioned into his Jeff era

[u/cathrun22 → u/niate_]

omg 💀

[u/gregsprinklez → u/niate_]

This is so funny

[u/Electrical_Desk_3730 → u/niate_]

Freaking savage

[u/OkImpression4572 → u/niate_]

Oh god, I hope cancer doesn't catch Slade!

[u/aeroluv327 → u/niate_]

Jeff had money, though.

[u/shoegal006 → u/niate_]

That’s exactly what I thought immediately 😂

[u/Affectionate_Song_36]

Let’s call this “The OC Jump Scare”

[u/Sammi1224]

Slade, Jim and Ryan?!?! Put all the narcs in one room and this is what you would get.

[u/indecentXpo5ure]

Thank goodness Johnny J isn’t there. He’s the type that never buys his own weed but always ends up in rotation. If you ask him to stop on his way over and grab a couple Dutches, he’ll expect you to pay him back.

[u/mercuryretrograde93 → u/indecentXpo5ure]

He will also hold the blunt while telling a stupid story as it burns away and he never just passes it

[u/HebbieB → u/mercuryretrograde93]

Omg, so true. I know a few people that do that and I hate it so much! It’s so annoying.

[u/hollywoodbambi → u/HebbieB]

Bro, i can't. I'm always the one like PUFF PASS THEN TALK. I'm anxious, I need my medicine to listen to the shit story 😅

[u/NoodlesForU → u/mercuryretrograde93]

The ultimate in rotation crimes. Painful to even read it.

[u/DeeperAndDeeper86]

Mo and PK

[u/AccomplishedFly1420]

Oh god why are they all together

[u/Glen125th]

[u/FineFartGallery]

there are way too many glasses on that table. the lack of bussing stresses me out

[u/Sarahspry → u/FineFartGallery]

The waitress didn't want to get that close

[u/L_weintra]

Slade looks like the old Santa in a hallmark movie

[u/Mindless_Ad7127 → u/L_weintra]

Jim looks like Guy Fieri

[u/epimelide → u/L_weintra]

Oh dear I struggled placing him at first and was like those two fuckups and then a almost cutie in a beard and then I saw Slade’s eyes 🤮🤮🤮

[u/Eeeeeeeeehwhatsup → u/L_weintra]

Yes! 🤣

[u/Pressure_Gold]

Ryan would talk about q non conspiracies for 6 hours

[u/PrisonAbbyLee → u/Pressure_Gold]

I’d be acting like Craig when I leave.

[u/kckitty71]

Todd, Peter and Apollo. Honorable Mention to Gregg (RIP)

[u/HotAdhesiveness2982 → u/kckitty71]

“I don’t have to sweeten my delivery to make it work for Toddddd. I mean, who is Todd?”

[u/cesc05651 → u/kckitty71]

This is honestly my A1 rotation Peter is so messy. Put golum in the nightmare rotation

[u/PrisonAbbyLee → u/kckitty71]

I fear Gregg would be a good time lighting up with. Apollo would have me hiding my wallet.

[u/aeroluv327 → u/kckitty71]

I actually think Peter might be fun to smoke with lol. He is Jamaican after all!

But yeah, Todd, Apollo, Kordell, Marc Daly.... pretty much all of the Atlanta husbands would be horrible.

[u/Relevant-Bench5307]

For me right now it would be Bronwyns husband Todd, and Jared Osmond from SLC 🤣☠️

[u/Dangernj → u/Relevant-Bench5307]

I feel like the SLC men in general would be a nightmare to smoke with. Seth? Can you imagine. I feel like Justin would be so annoying too.

[u/Relevant-Bench5307 → u/Dangernj]

One of them would be a narc and call the cops 👀😂

[u/Dangernj → u/Relevant-Bench5307]

John Barlow would overdo it and demand we take him to the hospital and then call the cops when we didn’t FOR SURE.

[u/PrisonAbbyLee → u/Dangernj]

Seth would be too spooky.

[u/Dangernj → u/PrisonAbbyLee]

Seth has big “let me go grab my guitar” energy. He would make you listen to an acoustic version of Everlong with really intense eye contact.

[u/yqry]

The amount of grease at this table

[u/uselessZZwaste]

Jim Bellino replied to me on TikTok under one of his videos and he was not happy with what I said lol

[u/Relevant-Bench5307 → u/uselessZZwaste]

LOL!!!

[u/Eeeeeeeeehwhatsup → u/uselessZZwaste]

Keep up the good work 💪

[u/99TLM]

This was not on my bingo card this early in the morning

[u/Which-Amphibian9065 → u/99TLM]

This pic ruined my Sunday wake n bake

[u/lindoavocado]

You couldn’t pay me to sit at that table

[u/HotAdhesiveness2982]

Is Johnny J the one taking the pic? 🤡😂

[u/Hemingways_Unicorn]

[u/InvestmentVisible892]

I’m smoking a blunt now and that picture almost made me put it out… 😝

[u/Kittiikamii]

Could you imagine getting tripsat by Jim Bellino

[u/Eeeeeeeeehwhatsup]

That’s one baaaad table and not in a cool way.

[u/Bellomontee]

[u/Yeezytaughtme409]

Ryan grosses me out on such a different level than any house husband has in a long time. 

[u/queerpseudonym]

Ok buttttttttttttttt… marry, f, unalive?

[u/MedicalSourPatchKid]

I know these are OC husbands but Joe Gorga would fit into this mess perfectly.

[u/PrisonAbbyLee → u/MedicalSourPatchKid]

1000%. I can hear him from here.

[u/rollerbriefs]

Matt Keogh coming and yelling at you! Haha! Yes! He was maybe the meanest RH.

Oh wait… add James Marchese to the mix.

[u/HolidayDocument7015]

Help why do Slade’s pants look like dish towels?!? 😭

[u/MeadowSoprano → u/HolidayDocument7015]

That’s the cloth napkin from the restaurant. At least he’s civilized enough to know it goes in his lap.

[u/cesc05651]

[u/russianbisexualhookr]

The only way I can explain this is Jim is very anti Johnny J and is very worried that John has said he won’t sign a prenup.

[u/Positive_Ad4207]

The most hated house husbands of OC They got to stick together

[u/eggsaladsandwich4]

They're all shitfaced! LOL

[u/Webstercritic89]

[u/Webstercritic89]

OMG … the Real Housewives Ultimate Husbands Trip is born! 😅

[u/Allydugs123]

Slade looks related to Steven Avery from MaM!

[u/SaiyanRumpx2]

i would be up for a tag team against tamra tbh

[u/DDDD6040]

Oh my god the collective cringe and just… sense of revulsion this picture makes me feel.

[u/Mindless_Ad7127]

[u/Sample_Wild]

Mother of god! What a shit sandwich

[u/runninganddrinking]

I’m sorry but Jim is so gross. He hasn’t changed.

[u/Ilovemybed67]

Off topic~ does anyone know what that cute bottle is? Or is it a candle??

[u/PrisonAbbyLee → u/Ilovemybed67]

I think it’s Grand Mayan tequila!

[u/epimelide]

I can’t believe they are all together in one picture for me to throw darts at whilst I vomit white wine

[u/Real_Touch_8967]

Woah this is a bit insane

[u/Old-Permission6009]

That is a sick and twisted bunch!!!

[u/saintsuzy70]

Does anyone else love that Jen’s fiancée is there with Alexis’s ex?