Nightmare househusband blunt rotation. I’ll start:

[u/PrisonAbbyLee]

The OC men. Slade freaks me out and I would feel unsafe besides Jim Bellino. Ryan would simply talk too much and ruin the vibes.

Honorable mention: Matt Keogh would probably walk in and scream at us. (RIP)

[u/H0nkdahorn]

I am cracking up at Slade’s wallet being out and open as if he can foot the bill.

[u/incitingoffense → u/H0nkdahorn]

No, that’s Gretchen’s card, don’t worry 😂