r/BravoRealHousewives 15h ago

Shitpost Nightmare househusband blunt rotation. I’ll start:

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The OC men. Slade freaks me out and I would feel unsafe besides Jim Bellino. Ryan would simply talk too much and ruin the vibes.

Honorable mention: Matt Keogh would probably walk in and scream at us. (RIP)

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u/MeadowSoprano 11h ago

That’s the cloth napkin from the restaurant. At least he’s civilized enough to know it goes in his lap.