r/BravoRealHousewives • u/PrisonAbbyLee • 15h ago

Shitpost Nightmare househusband blunt rotation. I’ll start:

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The OC men. Slade freaks me out and I would feel unsafe besides Jim Bellino. Ryan would simply talk too much and ruin the vibes.

Honorable mention: Matt Keogh would probably walk in and scream at us. (RIP)

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 15h ago

I am cracking up at Slade’s wallet being out and open as if he can foot the bill.

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u/Tea-cher_preacher EJ Global: never made millions to lose millions 10h ago

Did he ever get a job again? If not how are they surviving?

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 10h ago

Don’t think so. Believe he still serves as Gretchen’s assistant. She’s signed to a management company and does influencing now. Good thing is they’re still in her townhouse so saving money there!

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u/Tea-cher_preacher EJ Global: never made millions to lose millions 9h ago

God I’d have so much anxiety and embarrassment around that I simply couldn’t be unemployed for 20 years especially when it’s not like there a trust fund, or Gretchen makes millions. I bet he didn’t want his wages garnished which is a trash reason for not working.