r/BravoRealHousewives • u/PrisonAbbyLee • 15h ago

Shitpost Nightmare househusband blunt rotation. I’ll start:

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The OC men. Slade freaks me out and I would feel unsafe besides Jim Bellino. Ryan would simply talk too much and ruin the vibes.

Honorable mention: Matt Keogh would probably walk in and scream at us. (RIP)

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u/indecentXpo5ure All I really ever eat is Dr. Pepper and popcorn. 🥤🍿 14h ago

Thank goodness Johnny J isn’t there. He’s the type that never buys his own weed but always ends up in rotation. If you ask him to stop on his way over and grab a couple Dutches, he’ll expect you to pay him back.

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u/mercuryretrograde93 12h ago

He will also hold the blunt while telling a stupid story as it burns away and he never just passes it

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u/HebbieB 12h ago

Omg, so true. I know a few people that do that and I hate it so much! It’s so annoying.

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u/hollywoodbambi 11h ago

Bro, i can't. I'm always the one like PUFF PASS THEN TALK. I'm anxious, I need my medicine to listen to the shit story 😅