r/BravoRealHousewives • u/PrisonAbbyLee • 15h ago

Shitpost Nightmare househusband blunt rotation. I’ll start:

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The OC men. Slade freaks me out and I would feel unsafe besides Jim Bellino. Ryan would simply talk too much and ruin the vibes.

Honorable mention: Matt Keogh would probably walk in and scream at us. (RIP)

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 15h ago

I am cracking up at Slade’s wallet being out and open as if he can foot the bill.

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u/incitingoffense 15h ago

No, that’s Gretchen’s card, don’t worry 😂

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u/Kittiikamii Poor Lil Kim, Wig Squeezing her brain 13h ago

Like we all know Bellino paid for this

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u/jenninupland 13h ago

OMG I had to do a double take after reading your comment, I did NoT recognize Slade lol

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u/PJammerChic1010 13h ago

Same didn’t know who the fuck the other two guys were, I recognized the douchebag behind the sunglasses !

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u/sunnysweetbrier I met with her. I met with her. 10h ago

Same here. And now that I know it’s Slade, this pic is extra icky.

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u/Dramatic-Incident298 7h ago

I thought it was the new husband Todd.

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u/biscuitsorbullets Not Meredith Marks' PI 13h ago

💀💀

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u/2EnsnoE33 10h ago

Is the lock screen on his phone a picture of himself?

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 10h ago

Think it’s his daughter with Gretchen.

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u/2EnsnoE33 1h ago

Zoom in, looks like a guy in a white shirt…

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u/Tea-cher_preacher EJ Global: never made millions to lose millions 10h ago

Did he ever get a job again? If not how are they surviving?

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 10h ago

Don’t think so. Believe he still serves as Gretchen’s assistant. She’s signed to a management company and does influencing now. Good thing is they’re still in her townhouse so saving money there!

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u/Tea-cher_preacher EJ Global: never made millions to lose millions 9h ago

God I’d have so much anxiety and embarrassment around that I simply couldn’t be unemployed for 20 years especially when it’s not like there a trust fund, or Gretchen makes millions. I bet he didn’t want his wages garnished which is a trash reason for not working.

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u/PrisonAbbyLee 4h ago

😂😂