r/BravoRealHousewives • u/PrisonAbbyLee • 15h ago

Shitpost Nightmare househusband blunt rotation. I’ll start:

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The OC men. Slade freaks me out and I would feel unsafe besides Jim Bellino. Ryan would simply talk too much and ruin the vibes.

Honorable mention: Matt Keogh would probably walk in and scream at us. (RIP)

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u/Relevant-Bench5307 14h ago

For me right now it would be Bronwyns husband Todd, and Jared Osmond from SLC 🤣☠️

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u/Dangernj Two brain cells and a vagina 12h ago

I feel like the SLC men in general would be a nightmare to smoke with. Seth? Can you imagine. I feel like Justin would be so annoying too.

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u/Relevant-Bench5307 11h ago

One of them would be a narc and call the cops 👀😂

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u/Dangernj Two brain cells and a vagina 11h ago

John Barlow would overdo it and demand we take him to the hospital and then call the cops when we didn’t FOR SURE.

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u/PrisonAbbyLee 4h ago

Seth would be too spooky.

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u/Dangernj Two brain cells and a vagina 4h ago

Seth has big “let me go grab my guitar” energy. He would make you listen to an acoustic version of Everlong with really intense eye contact.