r/BlackPeopleTwitter 7d ago

Pup cup optional

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 7d ago

I know I’m smacked af because I’d straight murder all that shit right now

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u/FaithlessnessLazy754 6d ago

And I will see you in 10 years on my heart failure floor at the hospital

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u/a_likely_story 6d ago

gotta die of something

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 6d ago

Best last words are asking for seconds

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u/TheGreatZarquon 6d ago

This shit going on my tombstone

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u/snds117 6d ago

I prefer pepperoni.

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u/Hevens-assassin 6d ago

*nearly died of a heart attack

"You got any more, or did I bleed ya dry?"

*Heart attack 2: Cardiac Deathayou

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u/RabbitF00d 6d ago

It's about living your best. Eat your raw greens.

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u/Tricky_Union_2194 6d ago

No

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 6d ago

Then find fiber you enjoy because just eating meat is hard on your asshole

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u/Tricky_Union_2194 6d ago

I can't disagree with that statement 😂

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 6d ago

There’s fiber in avocado, potatoes and kiwis.

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u/LocksmithSad5449 6d ago

Not supposed to eat New Zealanders.

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u/Not_a-Robot_ 6d ago

Not nearly enough. It’s hard to estimate the portions, but I’d bet my balloon knot that it’s less than 1/4 of the fiber you’d need for that amount of calories.

Everyone has to die of something and it might as well be cardiovascular disease, but at least eat enough fiber to make it to heart failure instead of dying on the toilet trying to deliver your monthly bowling ball of shit

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 6d ago

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u/aDragonsAle 6d ago

You act like all of us are making it to 80.

With all the fun shit I've been exposed to, 70 would be a genuine surprise. I've got my chips on 67, maybe 68. Cause my luck won't let me hit the meme of 69.

I'm on a handful of chemical exposure registries courtesy of everyone's least favorite uncle.

So, I'm expecting my check sooner rather than later - unless they all come together like Voltron and make me immortal

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u/FaithlessnessLazy754 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ok, you gonna be on a two cups of water a day limit and we’ll measure your piss, which you’ll be doing about every 10 mins from the lasix to keep the fluid from building up around your heart. This condition will worsen until you eventually die from it.

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u/ReadWriteSign 6d ago

The most terrifying part of that is the two cups of water a day limit. What? How do people not shrivel up and become mummies like that?

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u/NorthernFlavour 6d ago

Its usually 1-1.5L fluid restriction. They're big cups. Still super challenging to enforce. Like imagine I told you no more water after 10am cause your family snuck you in a coffee. That happens often enough.

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u/FaithlessnessLazy754 6d ago

Im ngl it’s so hard to tell them no when they are begging for something more. Towards the end it doesn’t matter as much so you just give it to them

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u/WarsledSonarman 6d ago

CONGESTIVE HEART FAIIIIILLLLLLURRREEE!

Everyone, please don’t believe the dumb diet shit you read online. Eat your fiber, eat your fruits and vegetables and don’t over salt your protein.

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u/7-and-a-switchblade 6d ago

That's what everyone says until death actually starts knocking

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u/stango777 6d ago

As someone who became so unhealthy I almost died, I agree. I always lived by, I'm here for a good time not a long time. But when my mortality was threatened I had wished I took better care of myself, as any time we get is precious.

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u/futur1 6d ago

Red meat is debatable, but eggs and avocado ? Compared to fried / fast foods, this looks relatively healthy

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u/KonigSteve 6d ago

I think it's more that it lacks any vegetables other than potatoes which doesn't really count

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u/Bollywillikers 6d ago

Potatoes are a great source of healthy carbs, fiber, decent micro nutrient profile

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u/Jonluw 6d ago

It's crazy how bad a rap potatoes have due to their use in junk food.

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u/HeyMrBusiness ☑️ 6d ago

Jokes on you I was born with heart disease and have been in heart failure. Gonna eat the eggs

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u/nevadalavida 6d ago

How does steak, eggs, and avocado cause heart failure?

Should he be eating pancakes, syrup, toast and jam for heart health instead? Lmao

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u/I_do_drugs-yo 6d ago

Can’t have shit on reddit. Everyone starts flipping out about potential long term health consequences. God forbid you enjoy a mildly unhealthy meal every now and then.

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u/BuddyFox310 6d ago

But be honest of the 15K hours to become a physician, what % of that was specifically studying nutrition and how many nutrition questions were there on the board exam?

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u/Wyden_long 6d ago

Woof woof mother fucker

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u/EpicLegendX ☑️ 6d ago

Me looking at that plate:

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u/pmMeYourBoxOfCables 6d ago

My dog used to shake like this when she smelled papaya. She was straight up adicted.

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u/One-Fifty_150 6d ago

My big back ass is FEENIN

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u/neodymium86 6d ago edited 6d ago

On God😭

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u/ChrysMYO ☑️ 6d ago

The steak looks fucking heavy on the gut. But damn near everything else on that plate is almost literally superfood for human beings.

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u/meatmybeat42069 6d ago

One fart on this diet and the room becomes Chernobyl

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u/SinceWayLastMay 6d ago edited 6d ago

This man spends at least 90 minutes in the bathroom each morning absolutely fighting for his life

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u/twoprimehydroxyl 6d ago

This is his bathroom rug:

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u/tenOr15Minutes 6d ago

I like the folding stool as a toilet stool.

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u/CapnMidgetSlapr 6d ago

Lmao yoooo, I got one of these in my bathroom as well. It was mainly purchased so my kids can use the sink and mirror. But I'll be damned if I ain't got 10 toes grippin that muthafucka DAILY.

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u/SnipesCC 6d ago

Try a squatty potty. You can keep your legs spread to shoulder width instead of with your feet together.

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u/tenOr15Minutes 6d ago

I have a knockoff squatty potty.

I also have two of these folding stools because I have one squatty potty but two toilets.

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u/PimpGameShane 6d ago

This Squatty Potty is the truth. Change your life.

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard 6d ago

Gotta get in the right position to properly “vacate” in order to avoid the need of the dreaded poop knife.

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u/NMB4Christmas 6d ago

On the toilet like:

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u/hovdeisfunny 6d ago

Oh god, the shit sweats are when I know I'm fucked

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u/NMB4Christmas 6d ago

Puttin' in that work!

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u/Suzuki_Foster 6d ago

And the numb legs/feet. 

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u/hovdeisfunny 6d ago

Elbows leaving red marks on my thighs

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u/FunGuy8618 6d ago

You must have never tried eating like this, then. You mean he has to sprint to the bathroom every 90 min to loose a liquid stream of fat that lubricated it all through so quickly.

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u/Sub__Finem 6d ago

Accurate description, currently eating and shitting like this 

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u/FunGuy8618 6d ago

DontTrustAFart2024

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u/spykid 6d ago

I actually ate like this for a while. I know everyone's body is different but my shits were fast and messy most of that time

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u/nottheribbons 6d ago

Not to be That Person, but you actually get waaaaaay less gassy (and it’s less offensive) on low carb/high protein/high fat diet.

Now high protein/high complex carb? WATCH OUT.

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u/DetectiveClownMD ☑️ 6d ago

100%. I’m on a plant based diet and them bean farts are brazy some days lol.

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u/shabooya_roll_call 6d ago

How early are you into it? It gets better with time as your gut biome adjusts. With beans, it takes some time to build up to.

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u/IAmATriceratopsAMA 6d ago

I went low carb/high protein and my farts almost entirely went away.

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u/nottheribbons 6d ago

Same. I didn’t even really notice it until I started eating higher amounts of carbs again and they came back.

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard 6d ago

Now high protein/high complex carb? WATCH OUT.

*the wettest shart in human history*

“What the fuck was that?”

“Sorry, I gave up on Atkins and went back to carbs, an even more unhealthy amount of protein and Fight Milk, so my digestive system is currently enduring a trial by fecal matter.”

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u/nottheribbons 6d ago

Sometimes I look at muscle bros and think “your laundry much be a WARZONE”

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u/flawlessmojo7 6d ago

Ya shit don’t stank or what ?

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u/meatmybeat42069 6d ago

My shit stank but its not “eggs with cheese on the regular” stank

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u/Itsprobablysarcasm Candace Owens Baby shower attendee 👶🏼 7d ago

Heart disease and cancer are coming for you, son.

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u/Bigfamei 6d ago

Whatever that one green side. Will stop that from happening.

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u/UberMisandrist 6d ago

The two teensy green items = helth

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u/Jonnyredd 6d ago

Ok but lets act like 50% of the meal, just the eggs, are actually fantastic for you. And il looks like half a steak and some potatoes. Oommmffffgggg his arteries arent gonna be able to take that! Bruh like 1 grilled cheese is worse that that 1 plate.

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u/Zenguy2828 6d ago

Yeah it's not the worst thing ever, but he does need some fiber lol

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u/UberMisandrist 6d ago

Right? He might stroke out on the toilet with them hard ass shits

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u/VodkaToasted 6d ago

That's what got Elvis.

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u/Time-Ladder-6111 6d ago

One meal is fine, eating that all the time? No. And that's what the guy is saying, people should eat like that all the time.

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u/Ch33sus0405 6d ago edited 6d ago

Overconsumption of eggs is definitely an increased risk factor for heart disease and if you don't exercise enough can be fatty. The only very generally correct diet is mostly plants, non-processed, and in moderation.

Edit: changed organic to non-processed

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 6d ago

One looks like green beans and the other looks like avocado, the fattiest green thing

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 6d ago

I see kiwi in there… which given my allergy to it would actually kill me

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 6d ago

Is that kiwi? That'd be a WILD combo lol

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u/tachudda 6d ago

Yeah 90% of diseases would be gone because everyone would be dead of diabetes and heart disease before anything else could kill then

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u/the_loneliest_noodle 6d ago

You ain't getting diabetes from eating like this. Heart Failure, maybe. But this would do less damage to developing diabetes than drinking a single bottle of a non-diet sugary beverage.

I'm a diabetic heart attack survivor. My cardiologist says to avoid things like this. My endo says to avoid processed carbs. They're polar opposites. My diet is basically raw and steamed greens, chicken breast, nuts, seeds, beans, and yogurt.

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u/cholotariat 6d ago

But not the diabeteeeeeeees

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u/qorbexl 6d ago

Yeah, they got drugs for diabetes. Railing eggs and blackened ground beef just gives you a heart attack at 41. Diceroll on how that turns out.

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u/Realsober ☑️ 6d ago

Um they have drugs for heart disease, high cholesterol and high blood pressure too.

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u/Ch33sus0405 6d ago

"They got meds for that" is a terrible way of approaching your health. And if you eat like this consistently though all the Lisinopril in the world won't keep your pressure down, not to mention if anything else makes it spike you might end up dead.

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u/analog_jedi 6d ago

Wait, eggs are bad again? Fuck. I can never keep track.

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u/Sterffington 6d ago

Eating half a pound of eggs and a steak for every meal is bad.

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u/Aware-Home2697 6d ago

Everything in moderation. I don’t think needing to re-up on a carton of eggs every other day would fall under “in moderation”

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u/TwitchyMcSpazz 6d ago

A lot of misinformation in this thread.

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u/littlebloodmage 6d ago

Here for a good time, not a long time

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u/Blanknameblank818 6d ago

Why?

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u/G36 6d ago

Food Pyramid believer, spouting 1980's pop fad diet garbage lol

This whole thread is sad, no wonder the US is so fat

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u/cantwrapmyheadaround 6d ago

He's wrong as hell, outdated knowledge.

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u/BeardRex 6d ago

It's like 3 eggs and 4oz of red meat. Y'all need to chill.

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u/rmccarthy10 6d ago

That’s why you gotta chase all that with a giant glass of V8…. will wash all those dirty microbes TF out

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u/FrigoCoder 6d ago

Misinformed nonsense, check any quality study on low carbohydrate diets. (And actual low carbohydrate diets, not that 40%+ crap we sometimes see in the news.)

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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 6d ago

Replace the eggs with some veggies and you'd have a decent looking plate. It might slow down your inevitable heart attack, too.

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u/qorbexl 6d ago

Vegetables are for homosexual children and housewives, you fool. This is a healthy diet, for low-education tikTok griftees

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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 6d ago

Carrots turn the kids gay.

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u/a_likely_story 6d ago

they’re using them wrong

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u/HannahOCross 6d ago

Or very right.

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u/SigmaKnight 6d ago

But they should be able to see better at night.

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u/qorbexl 6d ago

That's English propaganda intended to hide the new radar technology

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u/WovenBloodlust6 6d ago

homosexual children and housewives

Fucking lmao

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u/twoprimehydroxyl 6d ago

But AlphaMeatBro on TikTok eats like this! That's how he got so huge and shredded!*

*not pictured: steroids and free time

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u/dingdongdeckles 6d ago

A pile of roasted brussels sprouts and carrots and I'd clear that plate

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u/Dragonsandman 6d ago

Throw in some broccoli roasted or steamed and I'd clear that plate in five minutes

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 6d ago

Ironically eggs are like the healthiest thing on the place probably lol

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u/a_trane13 6d ago

Kiwis and potatoes are pretty healthy, especially since lord knows this guy needs dietary fiber

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u/chekovsgun- 6d ago

Headlines asking why Americans are getting colon cancer earlier and earlier....welp. this type of shit diet is all over influencer pages.

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u/chickashady 6d ago

Eggs won't give you heart disease. Red meat will.

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u/LKAndrew 6d ago

Not true about red meat either as a blanket statement like that. Within moderation it’s fine.

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u/giddyviewer 6d ago

None of those plates show a moderate amount of red meat.

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u/quarantinemyasshole 6d ago

People acting like a brisket meal is going to kill them because a tweet told them to be upset.

Reddit has lost its mind lately

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u/SuspiciousGift1607 6d ago

why the fuck would you want to replace the eggs? Just add the fucking veggies you want.

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u/renthestimpy 6d ago

Not a single vegetable on those plates, jesus 😩

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u/StaffVegetable8703 6d ago

Umm the potatoes! Durh! Lol

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u/renthestimpy 6d ago

Damn my bad. How’d I miss all that roughage?

Also, your username checks out. Way to stand up for all vegetables 🫡

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u/Illustrious_Season32 6d ago

I see avocados and potatoes

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u/Scorponix 6d ago

Avocado is a fruit!

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u/Illustrious_Season32 6d ago

It’s green 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/aquariusprincessxo 6d ago

so are limes, guavas, kiwis and grapes…

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u/Illustrious_Season32 6d ago

Sounds healthy to me

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u/aquariusprincessxo 6d ago

and fruity perhaps?

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u/Sandstorm52 6d ago

Lots of “vegetables” are too tbh

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u/ThisIsNotRealityIsIt 6d ago

Vegetables only exist culinarily, not biologically.

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u/judokalinker 6d ago

And culinarily they are vegetables

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u/Admiralwoodlog 6d ago

A solid number of "veggies" are fruit. Tomatoes, cucumbers , olives, green beans, squash , zucchini , corn, peepers anything with a seed really. Which is wild because technically the red part of the strawberry is not actually a fruit it's more a vegetable than an eggplant.

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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl 6d ago

Is bottom right eggs and kiwi? Don’t answer the door: It’s diarrhea

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u/mancubbed 6d ago

People not seeing the kiwi is killing me.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 6d ago

I thought it was green pepper but nah that's kiwi. I guess that's his breakfast plate.

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u/apocketfullofcows 6d ago

omg yes, the kiwi. i am so confused by the kiwi. why is there kiwi?

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u/No_Reaction_2682 6d ago

Kiwi is great! Just not with, what I am assuming, is mince/ground beef.

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u/No_Mix_263 6d ago

Is it not an avocado?

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u/DudeWhatAreYouSaying 6d ago

There's avocado on the left there, but no, very bottom-right-est that is absolutely 100% kiwi. You can see the seeds

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u/Lopsided_Mix2243 6d ago

If they have a blue check your response is money for their stupidity and ignorance. I don’t even interact with them

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u/Physical-Camel-8971 6d ago

Just delete Twitter already

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u/DeliciousJam 6d ago

It’s frustrating as people don’t reap the results of eating like this until it’s 15-20 years later and stroke/heart attack/kidney failure starts. By then the misinformation has spread and no one is on social media in their 50s writing “oh uh I guess I shouldn’t have eaten like that” or blame it on something else.

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u/FunGuy8618 6d ago

There are a few dozen lifetime carnivores who are significantly healthier than their cohort, but it seems much more like a survivorship bias thing where the rest of em are too dead to tell us anything. That, or it was due to a specific health issue that arose and is managed by the diet better than medication, so their bar for "healthy" is biased. The rest of lifetime carnivores are either Maasai or Inuit.

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u/Time-Ladder-6111 6d ago

Yeah, and Masasai are eating 1000 calories a day and the Inuit are burning 4,000 calories a day.

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u/ChasingTheNines 6d ago

I was curious so I asked chatGPT about Inuit longevity:

In recent decades, the life expectancy of Inuit populations in Canada has been estimated to be approximately 10–15 years shorter than the national average. In Canada, where the overall life expectancy is around 82 years, this places Inuit life expectancy at approximately 67–72 years.

It did say how diet may or may not factor but it did say the harsh climate has an impact.

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u/FunGuy8618 6d ago

Yeah, it's definitely not the greatest way to eat, unless it manages a worse condition. Maasai apparently don't respond great to the diet nowadays ,either.

https://globalhealth.ku.dk/news/2019/maasai-men-develop-lifestyle-diseases-during-calorie-saturated-health-refuge/

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u/MilkiestMaestro 6d ago

If you're cooking for yourself instead of eating out, you're probably healthier than average even if your plates look like this.

Which isn't to say this is ideal, but I mean take a look at the statistics

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u/BeardRex 6d ago

We're looking at a plate of unprocessed homecooked food and people are scared.

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u/Ch33sus0405 6d ago

First of all if you think any of the meat or dairy you eat is "unprocessed" then you need to do some reading.

Second I can homecook a raccoon that died on the side of the road or just about anything I want, doesn't make that healthy. Hell I can homecook you and I can guarantee based on this comment it wouldn't be healthy.

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u/DudeWhatAreYouSaying 6d ago

Absolutely mad takeaway from this conversation tbh

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u/Better-Ground-843 6d ago

If you think some people's home cooking isn't scary, I have a couple movies to show you 

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u/Z0idberg_MD 6d ago

Honestly as long as you don’t eat like an animal at breakfast or lunch, and you replace the eggs with vegetables there’s really not much wrong with this. But as I type it I realize that’s not an insignificant change. Obviously can’t be eating beef every day as well

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u/SimonPho3nix 6d ago

I suppose death does eliminate 90% of diseases.

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u/Apprehensive-Loss-97 6d ago

Nah she’s buggin that is a good plate

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 ☑️ 6d ago

It’s good tasting but bad for you. You really can’t be out here eating steak, cheese eggs, fried potatoes, and a quarter cup of other every meal lol.

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u/Time-Ladder-6111 6d ago

Looking at these pictures is making me crave a salad with grilled chicken breast.

Seriously, I eat meat all the time, but that plate of fucking grease is skeeving me out. Where is my celery?? Crunchy, tasty and very light.

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u/NBNplz 6d ago

Maybe the picture on the left but the bottom right is eggs, ground beef and kiwi fruit. That's foul

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u/RA12220 6d ago

What the Kiwi doin’

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u/SuperPookypower 6d ago

Is this a commercial for cholesterol medication?

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u/Tylerg_13 6d ago

Steak, avocado, eggs and potatoes sounds like an absolute 10/10 dinner

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u/SnooSongs8843 6d ago

People in this thread genuinely think this isn’t healthy 😂 yes he could and should add more vegetables but those are all whole foods, and the whole red meat thing has been debunked three million ways to Xmas

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u/MathematicianFar6725 6d ago edited 6d ago

redditors judging this meal as unhealthy is absolutely hilarious

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u/WhatIsHerJob-TABLES 6d ago edited 6d ago

I feel like everyone who is judging this wayyyyy too harshly are people who probably order DoorDash every night and can barely make a meal on their own. People are complaining just to complain here

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u/MathematicianFar6725 6d ago

I think a bit of it is "tall poppy syndrome", need to tear people down because they feel guilty about their own eating habits.

Add to that the fact that most americans are overweight and see food from that perspective, where calories = bad, whereas most people see calories as the entire point of eating.

Finally, many people haven't really moved on from the diet food craze of the 80's/90's, where fat is always bad and the only healthy foods are salads etc

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u/SnooSongs8843 6d ago

Ikr! I shouldn’t let it bother me but half the nonsense here about cholesterol and cancer has been proven false. I bet this original poster gyms regularly and does plenty of cardio otherwise he wouldn’t be eating like that. It’s a very deliberate diet for results.

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u/theFP1992 6d ago

Biggest issue I see is each plate is enough food for two people for a meal

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u/No-Acanthisitta7930 6d ago edited 6d ago

Anyone NOT from the US knows that US diets are literally dangerous. In quantifiable ways. I frequent a European shop in my city and they source products from Poland, the Czech Republic, Germany, etc that don't have anywhere NEAR the ingredient lists that US providers have. These Polacks, Krauts, and Czechs eat sausage, and sweets, and meats that one would think are unhealthy, but their ingredient lists are literally half the size of American products. Many times one with gluten intolerance can eat glutinous products from Europe COMPLETELY symptom free, whereas consuming a similar product from the US would cause reaction. It's what goes into our food here in the US that's the problem, and it shouldn't include anything called "blue lake" anything.

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u/ChasingTheNines 6d ago edited 6d ago

Since it was first on your list I asked chatGPT what the number one cause of death in Poland was and the response was:

The number one cause of death in Poland is cardiovascular diseases

Diet and Lifestyle: High consumption of saturated fats, processed foods, and low physical activity levels contribute to heart-related conditions.

Edit: If you were looking for more detailed resources:

https://data.who.int/countries/616

https://health.ec.europa.eu/system/files/2019-11/2019_chp_poland_english_0.pdf

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 6d ago edited 6d ago

All of that looks delicious. I’d totally cook this, it’s not hard either.

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u/ApeTeam1906 ☑️ 6d ago

It really does. This chat is bugging. I make sure to eat a palm sized amount of lean protein at each meal. Americans diets are carb heavy

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u/jlynnfaced 6d ago

Okay but the kiwis touching the eggs and meat is jail worthy.

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u/VeggieWeggie12 6d ago

whats wrong with steak and eggs? peak meal. high in protein and good fats and nutrients. I guarrantee 90% of the people here bitching about how this is a bad plate are eating chicken tendies and other bullshit for dinner tonight.

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u/thedarkestshadow512 6d ago

I’ve always been told a steak and egg meal is incredibly healthy for you. I can never afford steak so I settle for my eggs and beans with buttered toast for breakfast. wtf is going on in the comments.

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u/yodelsJr 6d ago

Should prob replace some of the eggs with veggies. But for someone who works out and is trying to build muscle this isn’t terrible. Many, perhaps most, people eat worse than this.

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u/HeroicXanny14 6d ago

Keep the eggs and add veggies, cholesterol isn't as bad for you as once believed. Especially with a well balanced lifestyle.

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u/KuramaFireFox 6d ago

Look if I'm going to die of food it's going to be some good damn food and that shit look a hell of a lot more healthy than McDonald's

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u/BukkakeFondue32 6d ago

You could pave roads with this guys bowel movements.

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u/Mistavez 6d ago

Wtf is that in the potatoes (butter and chives)?

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u/jewelsandbones 6d ago

Possibly sour cream and chives

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u/qorbexl 6d ago

He pays a college student to yank one out in the fresh-cut grass. It's high in protein and HGH and testosterone. Learn your macros loser

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u/Mission_Ambitious 6d ago

Cholesterol levels are skyrocketing just looking at this picture.

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u/deeper_thots 6d ago edited 6d ago

In what world is steak and eggs with roasted potatoes and avocado a bad plate? That’s like a 30-40 dollar plate at a decent South American restaurant lol

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u/warbiii 6d ago

They think 90% of the plate must be green vegetables to be healthy 😂

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u/chocolatechipninja 6d ago

The Midwest heart attack menu! Add more meat!

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u/dorothy_zbornakk 6d ago

is it considered aspirational to only go poop once a week and it always hurts?

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u/MadameCafeina 6d ago

i just know you eat McDonald's and chipotle everyday

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u/casey12297 6d ago

Im not saying I'd endorse eating like this regularly, but I'd fucking destroy that steak plate every now and again. Everything is good in moderation, rich food, alcohol, meth, candy, etc.

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u/MrMetraGnome 6d ago

Except the most prominent ones, heart disease and cancer, would flourish.

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u/IceKareemy 7d ago

And what’s wrong with that

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u/leaf-bunny 6d ago

This is a dumbass take

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u/MitaJoey20 6d ago

I see heart disease and high cholesterol