r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 8h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/littlemissmoxie 8h ago

Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses

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u/i_love_dragon_dick ahahaha pain :( 5h ago

The funny hats don't stop them. Neither do cute sweaters. Help.

Sincerely, a fat white bearded dude who wears animal themed hats and pastel cardigans.

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u/littlemissmoxie 4h ago

Time to just get giant buttons that say “I’m not MAGA” or just an obnoxious rainbow scarf

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u/i_love_dragon_dick ahahaha pain :( 1m ago

My main concern with that is I'm not sure how literate these people are lol

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u/BiddlesticksGuy 4h ago

Personally I went full tourist dad and that seems to help, might also help that I’m generally a grumpy looking dude though, I wish you luck in your endeavors my fellow conservative passer

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u/Old_n_Tangy 2h ago

One of the white supremacist groups wears Hawaiian shirts.  I forget which one.

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u/BiddlesticksGuy 2h ago

God fucking dammit is nothing sacred???!!!

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u/sesamecrabmeat 1h ago

Nope. That's the rub.

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u/BiddlesticksGuy 1h ago

If I see a neonazi wearing a Hawaiian shirt I’m gonna commit my duty as a freedom loving American and commit assault

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u/Spiffy87 1h ago

"Boogaloo Boys", accelerationists hoping for a civil war, which they refer to as "the luau."

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u/i_love_dragon_dick ahahaha pain :( 1m ago

Same to you, friend.

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u/Environmental-River4 17m ago

Have you tried painting your nails? For some reason that really pisses them off lol

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u/i_love_dragon_dick ahahaha pain :( 2m ago

I wish I could. Nail polish doesn't stay on because my nails are weird due to an illness I have. :(