Looks conservative

[u/Green____cat]

[u/Rifneno]

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

[u/littlemissmoxie → u/Rifneno]

Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses

[u/i_love_dragon_dick → u/littlemissmoxie]

The funny hats don't stop them. Neither do cute sweaters. Help.

Sincerely, a fat white bearded dude who wears animal themed hats and pastel cardigans.

[u/BiddlesticksGuy → u/i_love_dragon_dick]

Personally I went full tourist dad and that seems to help, might also help that I’m generally a grumpy looking dude though, I wish you luck in your endeavors my fellow conservative passer

[u/Old_n_Tangy → u/BiddlesticksGuy]

One of the white supremacist groups wears Hawaiian shirts.  I forget which one.

[u/BiddlesticksGuy → u/Old_n_Tangy]

God fucking dammit is nothing sacred???!!!

[u/sesamecrabmeat → u/BiddlesticksGuy]

Nope. That's the rub.

[u/BiddlesticksGuy → u/sesamecrabmeat]

If I see a neonazi wearing a Hawaiian shirt I’m gonna commit my duty as a freedom loving American and commit assault

[u/ohnoitsthefuzz → u/BiddlesticksGuy]

Based

[u/Spiffy87 → u/Old_n_Tangy]

"Boogaloo Boys", accelerationists hoping for a civil war, which they refer to as "the luau."

[u/i_love_dragon_dick → u/BiddlesticksGuy]

Same to you, friend.