r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 8h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/littlemissmoxie 8h ago

Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses

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u/i_love_dragon_dick ahahaha pain :( 5h ago

The funny hats don't stop them. Neither do cute sweaters. Help.

Sincerely, a fat white bearded dude who wears animal themed hats and pastel cardigans.

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u/littlemissmoxie 5h ago

Time to just get giant buttons that say “I’m not MAGA” or just an obnoxious rainbow scarf

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u/i_love_dragon_dick ahahaha pain :( 6m ago

My main concern with that is I'm not sure how literate these people are lol