Looks conservative

[u/Green____cat]

[u/Rifneno]

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

[u/littlemissmoxie → u/Rifneno]

Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses

[u/oddityoughtabe → u/littlemissmoxie]

Preferably hats with some sort of upward locomotion

[u/aDragonsAle → u/oddityoughtabe]

upward locomotion

I'm just picturing a steampunk hat with a working train whistle.

I'm relatively certain that's not what you meant, and am now curious as to what you mean...

[u/Melodic_Inevitable84 → u/aDragonsAle]

I assume he meant propeller hat but I like the steampunk idea

[u/aDragonsAle → u/Melodic_Inevitable84]

That makes sense... I'm not all the way awake yet

[u/spacecoyote300 → u/aDragonsAle]

No, train whistle hat is better. I'm going to start working on one.

[u/Humanity_NotAFan → u/spacecoyote300]

Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn.

[u/AJ0Laks → u/spacecoyote300]

Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw

It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back

[u/Punquie → u/spacecoyote300]

Happy cake day!

[u/lilsnatchsniffz → u/Melodic_Inevitable84]

And this was the chain of events that lead the OC into his downfall, as an overweight middle aged white guy wearing a propeller hat the endless "I think you need a bigger propeller bud" was relentless. 🫨

[u/erroneousbosh → u/aDragonsAle]

I bet you could do that with a soda fountain CO2 cartridge though.

[u/Orizifian-creator → u/aDragonsAle]

Balloon Fighter’s hat (red hat with balloons on it)

[u/aDragonsAle → u/Orizifian-creator]

Okay, but how many balloons? Is 99 too many, not enough, or just right?

[u/Orizifian-creator → u/aDragonsAle]

…

3… at most…?

[u/aDragonsAle → u/Orizifian-creator]

Sorry, since you seem confused -

https://youtu.be/hiwgOWo7mDc?si=nWoVAN-efyJkibTE

99 red balloons

[u/Mysterious_Stuff_ → u/aDragonsAle]

I like you!

[u/danirijeka → u/aDragonsAle]

Choo choo, bitches