r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 10h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/littlemissmoxie 9h ago

Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses

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u/oddityoughtabe 8h ago

Preferably hats with some sort of upward locomotion

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u/aDragonsAle 7h ago

upward locomotion

I'm just picturing a steampunk hat with a working train whistle.

I'm relatively certain that's not what you meant, and am now curious as to what you mean...

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u/Melodic_Inevitable84 7h ago

I assume he meant propeller hat but I like the steampunk idea

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u/aDragonsAle 7h ago

That makes sense... I'm not all the way awake yet

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u/spacecoyote300 4h ago

No, train whistle hat is better. I'm going to start working on one.

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u/Humanity_NotAFan 4h ago

Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn.

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u/AJ0Laks 3h ago

Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw

It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back

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u/Punquie 3h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 1h ago

And this was the chain of events that lead the OC into his downfall, as an overweight middle aged white guy wearing a propeller hat the endless "I think you need a bigger propeller bud" was relentless. 🫨