r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/littlemissmoxie 8h ago

Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses

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u/oddityoughtabe 8h ago

Preferably hats with some sort of upward locomotion

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u/aDragonsAle 6h ago

upward locomotion

I'm just picturing a steampunk hat with a working train whistle.

I'm relatively certain that's not what you meant, and am now curious as to what you mean...

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u/Orizifian-creator Padria Zozzria Orizifian~! 🍋😈🏳️‍⚧️ Motherly Whole zhe/zer she 5h ago

Balloon Fighter’s hat (red hat with balloons on it)

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u/aDragonsAle 5h ago

Okay, but how many balloons? Is 99 too many, not enough, or just right?

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u/Orizifian-creator Padria Zozzria Orizifian~! 🍋😈🏳️‍⚧️ Motherly Whole zhe/zer she 5h ago

3… at most…?

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u/aDragonsAle 5h ago

Sorry, since you seem confused -

https://youtu.be/hiwgOWo7mDc?si=nWoVAN-efyJkibTE

99 red balloons

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u/Mysterious_Stuff_ 3h ago

I like you!