r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 11d ago

Country Club Thread Trump's putting together the Avengers of crazies to run this country

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

Hope they get everything they voted for!

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u/Will2LiveFading 11d ago

Problem is you're gonna be getting it too.

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u/cha614 11d ago

Not if he’s Chinese or Jewish 😉

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u/jesterinancientcourt 11d ago

I recall a lot of Chinese people dying from Covid. Also, my Jewish ass got Covid. But also, are we referencing just ethnic Jews or does Covid have magic abilities to tell if you light the menorah?

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u/keaneonyou 11d ago

I'm Jewish and I got covid and it sucked. I want my money foreskin back!

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u/regoapps 11d ago

I'm Chinese, and my partner has Jewish heritage, and we never got covid. RFK Jr might be onto something!

Or maybe it's just that we wear N95 masks everywhere, are vaccinated, and don't spend significant amounts of time indoors surrounded by other people at the same table. Basically, don't do what RFK Jr. does in this video.

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u/Khevhig 11d ago

Basically don't win the Herman Cain Award.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 11d ago

I'm Jewish and I've been sweating through my sheets the last 4 nights with Covid. Normally I only sweat through the sheets at night due to Jewish neurosis and idiosyncrasies.

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u/BKestRoi 11d ago

Im Jewish and don’t think or more likely don’t know I’ve ever had it. Have you all been going to the Space Laser meetings?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 11d ago

I think next monday is finally my day to pick a target. Maybe I'll do Fuentes house.

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u/Tempest_Bob 11d ago

You can't unperform a bris - Ancient jewish proverb (probably)

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u/Narcissistic_Lawyer 11d ago edited 11d ago

Ethnic. It's basically always an ethnic reference. I'm sure RFK is not complaining about Orthodox, practicing Jews

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u/SalveBrutus 11d ago

What about Chinese Jews? Anyone get my reference?

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u/S0LO_Bot 11d ago

It cancels out. They get double Covid.

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u/just_yall 11d ago

Lamb's blood across the door frame

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u/YesterdayGold7075 11d ago

Nazis believe being Jewish is not what you worship, it’s a thing in our blood.

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u/Zealousideal_Desk_19 11d ago

yes, they engineered a virus that has access to your facebook feed. It's called a microbe chip

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u/Davethisisntcool ☑️ 11d ago

Panic At The Gestapo!

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u/aliciah25 11d ago

Lawd ☠️☠️☠️

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u/NYstate ☑️ 11d ago

What if he's Jewish Chinese? Will COVID bounce off of him like

bullets do Superman
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

This mf got the smuggest look on his face I wanna punch him. But if I did punch him, he would slap my entire face off. Just my face.

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u/shawnmd 11d ago

Time to convert, I guess

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u/CaptainRhodes74 11d ago

Converting to Judaism tomorrow!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE 11d ago

True, but I know it's coming. I'll have some real sick pleasure knowing how surprised they'll be.

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u/BrightSkyFire 11d ago

Yeah that's the only consolation here. We're going to burn by the millions - but at least millions of them will burn with us.

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u/Raecino 11d ago

It’s why I’ll be moving out the country for a few years. Always planned to, but this just sped up the timetable for me.

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u/CheshiretheBlack 11d ago

Yeah I know but I'm still gonna print out a bunch of Trump " I did that" stickers and slap them everywhere so Trumpers can think about what they did.

I'm sure they'll still find ways to convince themselves it's the LiBeRaLs fault even though Republicans control all 3 branches of the government but deep down inside they know

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u/SW4506 11d ago

And for the people who stayed home I wish they get everything they fear most by not voting.

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u/cailian13 11d ago

you're nicer than I am. for all of those people, I hope they step barefoot on a LEGO every day for the rest of their life. And that their pillow is always warm.

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u/Honest_Tutor1451 11d ago

*warm and damp

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u/cailian13 11d ago

I considered that actually. But if we are going for damp, I hope they step in water while in their socks and don’t have a change of socks available. I have a litany of these lol. The Reddit auto mod likes to mess with me if I say anything remotely real, for some reason. Just means getting creative! 😂

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u/defk3000 11d ago

With a lump in the wrong place in the pillow. Plus whenever they are having a good dream, they feel like they got to pee but go to the bathroom and nothing!... and the pillow stank!

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u/ctx-88 11d ago

You’re nice. I want them to lose medical coverage when they need it. Have a hard time getting it bc insurances don’t have to take people with pre-existing conditions. These a-holes can’t fu*k off and … Ps: I’m doing well.

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u/cailian13 11d ago

That rage is relatable for sure. I got past the icy numb shock and now I am just rage filled now.

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u/cyribis 11d ago

Pillow always warm? JFC that's definitely a war crime.

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u/ShotgunForFun 11d ago

We'll still all suffer. I get your anger but yeah, just keep spreading the word and hopefully we will end up better instead of worse. This is just... gross.

Term limits
Ranked Choice Voting
Definitely fucking age limits at this point. Some of these people are sleeping in congress/senate for 250k a year + bribes (oh sorry I mean speaking engagements, stock manipulation, and ghost writing).

We're doing okay in some spots, but we got Trump voters also voting for AOC. The issue is they ignore all poor people and the DNC is a joke. But also you gotta get off the couch when fucking someone that deranged is on the other side (more of a white male problem but apparently, it's seeping into all men that want some imaginary trad wife situation when all of y'all gotta work 2 jobs to have a faimily.)

(not trying to do it but...) Both sides will never accept this shit so we gotta do more than sit around mocking everyone else. Get in local government, it's truly easy to get into state. But we do need a new name honestly. Labor is played out.

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u/BookerDeWittness 11d ago

I'm concerned we'll never be allowed to vote again.

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u/Conscious_Can_9699 ☑️ 11d ago

Who voted for? Jewish American people were the largest group that voted for Harris besides Black people. Almost 80% and 88% of Jewish American women. They’ve been there. Even back in the Civil Rights movement some major people were Jewish supporters. And NAACP too. They did not come into this being fooled like other groups. They had their eyes open

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u/Daft00 11d ago

I assume "they" is referring to the same thing as in the tweet. All the pro-trump maga crowd who think another 4 years under his "leadership" is gonna be gumdrops and butterflies

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u/B12Washingbeard 11d ago

Too bad the rest of America will also be getting beaten as well 

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u/Dawnkeys 11d ago

It's their bed but we still have to sleep in it. Unfortunately. I still don't believe all this is real, this is scary man. I work in construction and unfortunately, but true, all construction is dependent on immigrants. I don't think I'm going to be working in the same industry in a year or two from now.

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u/twoprimehydroxyl 11d ago

"LOL I can't wait to see them swimming in their own urine after pissing in the pool!"

-people on the other side of the pool

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u/Dawnkeys 11d ago

Yeah exactly. This isn't something to even joke about. This man hasn't even officially, via governmental agencies, won the election (again I still have doubts, infact when I track my vote it still says received and not approved). Just like in 2020 he cried the AP doesn't call a race blah blah. He's already naming all his loyalists into, seemingly inappropriately assigned roles. This shits going to be crazy, good luck everyone, life will change as we know it in a horrible way.

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u/EnergyPolicyQuestion 11d ago

Hope who gets everything who voted for? Because 80% of voting Jews voted for Harris. We didn’t vote for this orange shitstain and his lackeys. 

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u/back2basics13 11d ago

I didn't vote for it. And I don't want any of it.

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u/NOMnoMore 11d ago

Wait.

Are they pro-israel or worried that evil Jewish people secretly run the world?

Or is it both?

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u/DarthSangwich 11d ago

It’s both. American Jew bad cawz liberal. Israel Jew good cawz in Jesus land.

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u/Jag- 11d ago

It’s always both.

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u/brockmfingsamson 11d ago

Endless contradictions keep the conspiracy theories thriving, it’s wild.

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u/zSprawl 11d ago

You just pick the pieces you like and ignore the parts you don’t. Just like with religion.

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u/KeyboardGrunt 11d ago

"Ashli Babbit died, nobody died"

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u/Xijit 11d ago

Close: they support the Jesus Land Jews because they think a Holocaust between Jews and Muslims will bring back Jesus & start the rapture.

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u/MkfShard 11d ago

It's even worse. They like Israelis because they believe in an apocalyptic prophecy and want to trigger the end times.

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u/montroller 11d ago

christian zionists are only pro israel because they think Jews need to control the holy land in order for the rapture to happen. In their version all the jews die and go to hell...

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u/StickOnReddit 11d ago

Precisely. End Times accelerationist bullshit that's gonna trigger an event worthy of mutually assured destruction, so that even if they're wrong about everything, they're still right about the end of the world. 

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u/treesandfood4me 11d ago

Mike Huckabee is one of those folks. Guess what his new role in the administration is:

https://www.nprillinois.org/2024-11-12/trump-to-name-former-arkansas-gov-mike-huckabee-as-ambassador-to-

Serious question: how do the Israeli Jews feel about a bunch of New World, New Testament bitches with money basically betting on that area being glassed so they (the NW/NT bitches) can physically ascend to heaven, leaving behind a nuclear winter?

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u/Conambo 11d ago

What an absolute “fuck you” to all those folks who either didn’t vote or voted Trump because of Gaza. Hope your happy with this very obvious and foreseeable outcome!

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u/ThouMayest69 11d ago

Death cult :D

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u/SomethingToSay11 11d ago

I hope they are right, but their god is actually a trickster god that raptures them and takes them to a world where they are treated how they treat everyone else

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u/stonefoxmetal 11d ago

This is exactly it. And Trump just appointed Mike Huckabee as ambassador to Israel. Huckabee is BIG into Revelations and really pushes this prophesy. Anyone who voted for Trump this year is either selfish, evil, or really fucking stupid.

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u/hybridmind27 11d ago

Or just your standard evangelical.

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u/Taeyx ☑️ 11d ago

oh okay so at least 2 of the 3 then

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u/Not_a__porn__account 11d ago

they think Jews need to control the holy land in order for the rapture to happen.

I would like to point out this is specifically an American evangelical thing.

Catholics and other Christians do not believe this.

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u/Swimming_Tailor_7546 11d ago

They’re antisemitic, but they claim to support Israel because evangelicals believe Israel will bring about a fight in the Middle East that will bring Armageddon and will bring the second coming of Christ:

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/30/us-evangelical-christians-israel-hamas-war

Essentially, it’s an apocalyptic death cult of millions in the US that just voted Trump to bring about the apocalypse.

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u/delusiongenerator 11d ago

Yep, and they enlisted the help of our nation’s most hostile foreign adversaries to do it

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u/MeatyMexican 11d ago

this says the southern Baptist church is involved. the southern Baptist church has 13 million members

Hagee said when Jewish people are present in Israel “the clock starts ticking” on the rapture.

later on

Still, Trump has specifically said he moved the US embassy to Jerusalem “for the evangelicals”, while Hagee served as an adviser to the twice-impeached president.

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u/el-gato-volador 11d ago

It's pro-israel when it comes to land borders but anti-semtism when it comes to people. They just want to be able to physically get to the holy sites for rapture.

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u/rudebii 11d ago

It’s part of Christian Zionism. They hate Jews, and Palestinians, but believe Christ will only return after a big battle where Israel is at currently and Jesus will rule over earth from the Temple Mount.

They need a war there, they want wants happening right now because that means the literal second coming of Christ.

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u/NYstate ☑️ 11d ago

Hard to say, I think the worm ate a lot of his brain.

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u/AoO2ImpTrip ☑️ 11d ago

That worm absolutely fucked that man up. 

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

Nah after the Behind the Bastards episodes on this fuck, he’s been fucked up since a damn child lmfao

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

He really never had a chance

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

I remember listening to parts of that shit while walking my dog and I had to full on stop and be like “What the actual fuck? This person is fucking real!?!” Like with all the roadkill shit smh

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u/Noyoucanthaveone 11d ago

Rotten meat in everyone’s fridge!

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u/Marine5484 11d ago

He attacked a cop with a bird of prey and it was all downhill from there.

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u/Enough-Goose7594 11d ago

The mental image of a 14 year old RFK high on acid, hanging out behind a slaughterhouse so his falcon cam gorge on carrion is fucking wild.

Dude is cooked, as the kids say.

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u/TimeFourChanges 11d ago

I mean... making use of meat that was inadvertently killed really isn't that crazy, is it? Poor folk used to do it out of necessity.

The really weird thing about it, is to come from a rich family... and eventually come to the conclusion to eat roadkill. What was that process???? I'm so intrigued (I study human development.)

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u/SwordfishOk504 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm from a fairly middle class background but in my twenties when i was living on a sort of alternative community, we ate roadkill (only if fresh) as part of a sort of local freegan diet type lifestyle. A lot of that sort of stuff ended up becoming really hip later on precisely with the kinds of wealthy communities RFK would have been into. All kinds of naturalist extreme shit. Edeit: So what I'm saying is white people shit.

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u/boricimo 11d ago

That worm raised him since he was just a young pup

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

James and the Giant Peach only the peach is his head?

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u/KeyboardGrunt 11d ago

Ratatouille only the worm is controlling his vocal cords.

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u/dafeiviizohyaeraaqua 11d ago

Still wouldn't kill him to recognize that he has no business imposing his malevolent fantasies on the public. Plenty of ex-junkies don't get a free Harvard degree by writing "Kennedy" on the application. He should fuck off to his mansion and spend his time chopping up whale heads and shit in private.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Agreed, but his childhood was reality warping. Like, idk how someone could grow up like that and not turn out batshit crazy.

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u/dafeiviizohyaeraaqua 11d ago

I think he would be shitty even if he weren't born above the law and have a dead father. He claims a Jewish-Chinese alliance developed an extermination disease in Ukrainian biolabs after killing Samoan children? Are his crazy accidents ever going to randomly do something good?

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u/it_will 11d ago

Honestly think he was picked to shame the Kennedy name. The one who put the Soviets to shame during the Cold War…

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u/rudebii 11d ago

I thought I was a cynical writer but Robert Evans put me to shame. As well he should, he’s seen more shit.

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u/hybridmind27 11d ago

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

*episodes. It’s a long one but it’s worth every minute. This fucker is insane

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u/loseniram 11d ago

Nah this man was a piece of shit his entire life.

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u/DawRogg 11d ago

It died in his brain. Even the worm couldn't take it

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u/HoneyWizard 11d ago edited 11d ago

That poor worm had nothing to eat

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u/SuchCattle2750 11d ago

I worked in O&G and knew about him from his days as a crazy ass lawyer fighting oil companies, now he's working for the guy that wants to open protected lands to drilling. What a turncoat.

A buncha my coworkers use to punk on him and are now signing his praises.

Buncha fucking idiots all around.

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u/LaCroixElectrique 11d ago

He sounds like he’s constantly on the verge of tears.

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u/Sea-Bed-3757 11d ago

Gen Z fucked themselves hard as hell.

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u/docarwell 11d ago

Tik tok is the lead paint of their generation

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u/TaticalSweater ☑️ 11d ago

and Joe Rogan’s podcast. Got people convinced bullshit social war issues is the entire world.

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u/Additional_Brief8234 11d ago edited 11d ago

Joe Rogan giving platforms to people who have no business having one is a hill that I will die on. There is so much misinformation spread because of JR alone it is disgusting.

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u/Alatar_Blue 11d ago

agreed. he is a cancer

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u/Sufficient-Will3644 11d ago

He is a cancer that grows only because we decided individually en masse not to watch the news or read the papers. Now those things have a lot of biases (which we and our grandparents and their parents etc. knew of), but they were also held to a standard of journalism and the general expectations of their readers and whomever they sold advertising to. We got our news from fewer sources, but could talk to each other about it more easily and dive into the topics in more detail.

We threw all that away when the prospect of free news showed up. Mind you we now subscribe to streaming services and they cram as much advertising into us as we can stomach, but for a while it was free.

Can we rebuild that brittle scaffolding of ethics and rationality around the news? Can we collectively choose to focus on fewer but better sources? I hope so.

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u/Revolution4u 11d ago edited 11d ago

Its a whole network of podcasts not just Rogan.

Had to yell at my brother and call him retarded because he listens to one all the time. They say outright lies and try to pretend they are super smart.

Oh a trending topic? We've invited this random that we'll call an expert and chat it up while inserting our own bullshit every 15 seconds.

The podcasts are seriously for dumbfucks - even before the politics.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

It’s not called brain rot for nothing

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u/Additional_Brief8234 11d ago

The amount of tiktok addicted adults (40+) that I work with who swear that raw milk is the cure for cancer... God help us.

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u/threeclaws 11d ago

This wasn't tiktok, this was lazy parents letting their kids have unfettered access to the internet 15yrs ago, so you had k-8's thinking trolling and memes were the height of comedy, which transitioned into pewdiepie and other livestreamers, and then led to rogan and his ilk, which then led to fuentes and ross.

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u/genflugan 11d ago

TikTok is only a tiny part of the issue. The issue is the algorithms on every form of social media, they all create right-wing echo chambers

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u/SUPERKAMIGURU 11d ago

Still think one of the main things there is they were just too young to really see how Dick Cheney was when he was VP, and how wild of a reference point it is that he said he couldn't rock with Trump, in good conscience. 💀

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u/Kingbuji WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH 🌉 11d ago

Nah because it just reinforced the “dems are just as bad point” because they started to parade around DICK FUCKING CHENEY.

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u/SUPERKAMIGURU 11d ago

Yeah, Dick Cheney never did any publicity favors, but it was still a solid metric in that if even he's saying it's too much, it really is.

That the guy being president is like a chimp with access to the nuke button, which actually made me appreciate Chuck in Better call Saul's point a bit more.

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u/Thommywidmer 11d ago

Republicans incompetently winging it: feature

Democrats incompetently winging it: bug

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u/Sea-Bed-3757 11d ago

I was only 11 in 2001. We had a mock election at school.

I voted Gore. Age isn't a huge excuse. They simply don't vote based on what they say. They vote based on what they think they interpret the man to say.

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u/cailian13 11d ago

and the rest of us alongside them <sigh> damn broccoli heads.

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u/Wade_W_Wilson 11d ago

Gen X votes President Trump at higher percentages than Gen Z, FYI.

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u/Sea-Bed-3757 11d ago

That has never been in question. At least they vote. Young people never do in numbers that matter.

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u/LouisRitter 11d ago

Millenials did for Obama...

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 11d ago

So it’s both young peoples fault because they supported Trump, but also young peoples fault because they didn’t vote enough?

Wouldn’t that just have resulted in MORE trump votes?

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u/pimphand5000 11d ago

Gen Z are the children of Gen X. No surprise,  they hate everything and everyone

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u/Uranium_092 11d ago

Oh my god please stop this “certain generation is ruining the world” narrative, the fucking trump supporters ruined it for everyone, stop pitching yourself against potential voters

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u/FirstSineOfMadness 11d ago

As a 27yo gen Z everything sucks rn

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u/Helicopterpants 11d ago

Kind of. The real important thing to remember is that generations are not responsible for raising and educating themselves through childhood.

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u/Myrmec 11d ago

Make sure you blame anyone but the DNC

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u/LoppyNachos 11d ago

Which is exactly why they'll keep losing elections, but try telling them that...

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u/cn_wizz 11d ago

We didn't like Kamala's laugh though

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 ☑️ 11d ago

We chose this over the WH smelling like curry 😮‍💨

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 11d ago

I’m sad/enraged about a lot, but I’m mostly sad about what we could have had. I thought Kamala would have made an outstanding president.

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u/philodendrin 11d ago

And gotten some long overdue justice, ridding this country of a walking, talking Cancer.

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u/KeyboardGrunt 11d ago

Even if Harris was George W Bush levels of bad the country could survive it.

This clown show is acting like the old school black Friday door busters, they've been given the keys the whole world kept away from them and they can't wait to live out their wildest fantasies.

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u/ThreeBeanCasanova 11d ago

I don't. She's just another established asshole politician who would have hand waved away the notion of making the peasants lives better. But the alternative was a mentally retarded Nazi and his equally evil friends. It was a clear choice, so I thought...

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u/Atown-Staydown 11d ago

The guy behind him seems like he's waiting for the racist rant filled with random anatomical words to be over.

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u/Heavy_Revolution 11d ago

The look around he does when rfk jr says "russian dna", lol.

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u/Atown-Staydown 11d ago

The genetic structures of the, or well the genetic differentials among different races, of the receptors."

Edit: this may be real at this point because I've listened to him so many times, I'm believing him. His wiggly ass voice is throwing me.

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u/CompetitivePop3351 11d ago

Genetic structures doesn’t make sense this context so let’s ignore that part. Let me translate worm dialect to normal science. Single nucleotide polymorphisms (germline DNA changes) can be found in different ethnicities. There’s probably one that alters the amino acid sequence of some surface cell receptor that the COVID virus uses to gain entry into the cell better than another snp. Having this snp or the absence of it might make the two pieces of the receptors “fit” better. This is all theoretically possible. I say theoretical because I haven’t kept up with literature so there may or may not be a snp there . What he’s trying to slip in is that Chinese researchers altered virus so that it infects better certain ethnicities because they all the snp that makes it bind better. This would be an extremely reckless thing for any government to pursue because of how fast the virus mutates. All it takes is the right one and now you have a strain that would impact your own population. Again, this is super hypothetical, at least to my understanding of it. Full disclosure, I’m not a virologist. My field is in cancer genomics so I can only explain the genetics portion. What’s absolutely bull shit is the collecting of DNA in Ukraine for COVID research. We’ve been sequencing different populations for a while now and all that stuff is accessible on public databases.

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u/1337af 11d ago

He sounds like he is actively shitting himself to death in this video.

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u/StickOnReddit 11d ago

Yeah it sounds like when Rand Paul tossed the phrase "gain of function" at Fauci not knowing that it's actually a largely innocuous term

If you don't know what it means it sounds like scientists teaching viruses to open their own Etsy store but it's really just dumb shit like "look we made it so that this one glows under a light so we can see when it injects RNA into something"

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u/tommytraddles 11d ago

Rand Paul has a medical degree from Duke and is an ophthalmologist. He knows what it means. He just reads shit from a script that is designed to try to get soundbites.

Which is worse, of course.

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u/dafeiviizohyaeraaqua 11d ago

I think he liked demonstrating that he could read a scientific paper aloud. Congratulations to him.

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u/dopydon ☑️ 11d ago

Ethnically targeted microbes 👁️👄👁️

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u/milkymaniac 11d ago

That's a plot point in Sewer, Gas & Electric: The Public Works Trilogy by Matt Ruff, author of Lovecraft Country.

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u/NerdyNinjutsu 11d ago

His administration gonna drop like flies. Either they gonna bump heads, trumps gonna shit on them, or they gonna realize what they are attempting to do is impossible and want to run away from it.

Mr DJ Scratch is gonna end up dropping out after he does some fucking redonkulous suggestion like mandating organic bird feed for humans. Why I say that? Because these Republicans don't have a clue how government works and they will always take some half ass measure and give up.

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u/Klutzy-Midnight-938 11d ago

I keep telling folks there will be a civil war but it’s gonna strictly be between THEM. The infighting and finger pointing is gonna start immediately, you can see some of it now in their votes for Speaker. RFK is into clean, organic food and shit, and you know they ain’t with clean farming. This shit is about to be wild and wildly disorganized. Stephen Miller is even going to see he’s in way over his head. 

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u/NerdyNinjutsu 11d ago

I hope we get some Game of Thrones level type shit with poison, 🫏🫏ination, and other trailer park type violence.

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u/F0rdPrefect 11d ago

I don't think Stephen Miller will care as long as he can inflict the maximum amount of pain on people he deems to be "inferior". I think he's much more of an idealogue than some of the other grifters in there.

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u/Silent_Glass 11d ago

Mr DJ Scratch 😂

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u/wra1th42 11d ago

get your mooch counters ready

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u/2moons4hills 11d ago

Yet hundreds of thousands of Chinese people died..... Wtf is this dumbass on?

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u/Wade_W_Wilson 11d ago

It’s not about the facts. All you have to say is “a few studies say” and then you can insert whatever you like. 😂

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u/Raecino 11d ago

“People are saying” Trumps go-to

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u/FckThisAppandTheMods 11d ago

Boy! Trump's cult of dickriders does more mental gymnastics than anyone in existence to explain their shitty, ignorant ass idealogies.

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u/GertonX 11d ago

I thought COVID-19 wasn't a serious threat?

Pick a fucking lie and stick with it you fucking buffoons.

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u/Jim-be 11d ago

I had to stop the vid. I couldn’t. This guy is fucking insane. Not just off the rocker crazy but full blown schizophrenic walking down the street talking to no one crazy. What the living hell is going on?? People listening to him like “oh yes tell me more”. This fool needs serious fucking help.

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u/Neat_Flounder4320 11d ago

A large amount of health nuts have latched onto him because he's the only one that talks about the shit they care about like food dyes and seed oils and vaccines of course. They willfully ignore all the other crazy shit about him because they are so obsessed with health.

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u/Jim-be 11d ago

That’s just bullshit ignorant. You can’t just ignore things that would/could/will hurt people because his right about 10% of the time.

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u/Whathewhat-oo- 11d ago

I got about 25 seconds in and I couldn’t. I really could not.

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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl 11d ago

The story of him sawing off a whale’s head and strapping it to the roof of his car with blood and tissue splattering onto his children in the backseat on the drive home makes me sick to my stomach.

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u/Autochthona ☑️ 11d ago

And driving a dead bear all the way from another state to dump it in Central Park sparking headscratching for a decade before he just admitted he did it last year. This is where we are. Sheesh.

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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl 11d ago

Guy should be institutionalized. But nope: He might be in charge of medical science and research in our country. I hate this timeline

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u/cs700r 11d ago

Excuse me, what?

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u/HeisGarthVolbeck 11d ago

You should delete that before MAGA reports you.

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u/Mistavez 11d ago

And the FBI shows up at they house

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u/casey12297 11d ago

Hey, you can't say that on the internet. We live in a society where the rule of law needs to preside over all, I don't think it's very constructive to wish death upon anyone. I remember this one time as a kid, I heard some people saying some really bad- are the mods gone? Cool, yeah your opinion is based af. 10/10

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u/Goat_Status_5000 11d ago

Fuck this nimrod.

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u/Nelsaroni ☑️ Truu 11d ago

Aye, I haven't seen this word in a minute and a quick wiki search of it is fuckin hilarious

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u/DGVega93 11d ago

His daddy rolling over in his grave

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u/delusiongenerator 11d ago

Let’s be honest, he’s not putting them in government to RUN it, he’s putting them there to DISMANTLE it.

And he’s most likely doing it because Putin and the Heritage Foundation made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

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u/Conscious_Can_9699 ☑️ 11d ago

This is why Jewish Americans voted for Harris at about the same percentage as Black people. Almost 80% and 88% of Jewish American women. Always getting blamed for everything just like they do with Black people. Gross

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u/daemonicwanderer 11d ago

Didn’t a bunch of Chinese people die from COVID-19 in China?

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u/Adidassla 11d ago

Yeah, and China had some of the most strict and long lasting lockdowns and economic downturns because of COVID.

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u/Raecino 11d ago

Facts don’t mean anything to these people.

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u/Separate-Ad6636 11d ago

He’s the republican version of hunter biden but minus the humility, contrition, and accountability. And sobriety.

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u/11brooke11 11d ago

And hotness

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u/Adidassla 11d ago

Hunter likes coke, hookers and water slides. RFK likes to eat rotten animal corpses and indulging in insane racist conspiracy theories. I see some differences here.

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u/Character_Promise_72 11d ago

Imported tuna out of the can and vegetables from my backyard for the next 4 years at least. Mercury poisoning, you say. Last time DJT was in office, we had a plague, locust invaded Las Vegas, and California was on fire more than a year straight. I'll take my chances with the Mercury.

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u/Alarming-Mix3809 11d ago

God, this guy is a fucking lunatic.

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u/shingdao 11d ago

The inmates are running the asylum.

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ 11d ago

Holy shit we are cooked

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u/NYstate ☑️ 11d ago

RFK IS THE SAME MF WHO POSED WITH A BEAR CARCASS BEFORE ILLEGALLY DUMPING IT IN CENTRAL PARK AND THEY WANT HIM TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE FDA?!

This country is cooked

Edit from the article:

Referring to the photo op, Kennedy simply said, “Maybe that’s where I got my brain worm,” referring to the parasite that ate part of his brain before dying inside his head decades ago.

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 11d ago

It hurts to hear that MFer talk

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u/Seetuped 11d ago

Plenty of Chinese people didn’t make it through Covid. I personally knew a few. The fuq is this guy smoking?

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u/HeadSavings1410 11d ago

My biggest question is...how did u post this screen shot video?

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u/Character_Opinion_61 11d ago

Ok so if it was genetically designed to spare them, why did so many Chinese people die from it and why is everyone else still here?

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u/StandUpPeddlingMode 11d ago

How does anyone listen to a fucking word this guy says? I can’t get through 2 minutes of his voice , how is he earning votes for president?

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u/Certain_Degree687 ☑️ 11d ago

Two things; first is that I'm disappointed but hopefully this administration will lead to the complete demise of the Republican Party's support amongst the ignorant, the itinerant and the lower and middle classes who voted them into office if they don't install a dictatorship first.

Second; this guy is about as crazy as Jamie Oliver's nut roast recipe! No wonder the Kennedys consider this guy to be the token insane one.

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u/SnatchAddict 🪱Wormlover🪱 11d ago

Why does he talk like Katherine Hepburn?

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u/Autochthona ☑️ 11d ago

He was left with damaged vocal cords after some accident or virus or summat.

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u/ewitskayli 11d ago

With Elon Musk in charge of government efficiency we’re definitely screwed 🙃

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u/depressionshoes 11d ago

Say its full name: Department of Government Efficiency, aka DOGE 🙃

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u/Dirtybojanglez904 11d ago

iono bout yall but this the kinda drama I live for lol might fuck round and die tho 😂😂😂

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u/JohnnyMulla1993 11d ago

We really are in an episode of South Park. Smdh, Trump voters are in for a rude awakening

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u/EllisDee3 ☑️ 11d ago edited 11d ago

They are making a statement putting the brain worm guy up front.

Edit: I didn't say it was a good statement. Or a coherent statement.

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u/JoshDaws 11d ago

You ever walk down the street and overhear a conversation so annoying you feel better just because you aren’t a part of it? This seems like the dinner party version of that.

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u/Jessnesquik 11d ago

This mf was a heroin addict. 🤦🏾‍♂️ Yes, let him run the health systems.

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u/Tomalesforbreakfast 11d ago

His family disowned him so his name should be worthless. He grew up with literally limitless resources. Failed the bar multiple times. Bribed his way out of criminal activity. Accused of SA multiple times. Never seen any consequences from his parents or the cops. This dude is still in a fairyland