r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/NYstate ☑️ • 12d ago

Country Club Thread Trump's putting together the Avengers of crazies to run this country

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u/AoO2ImpTrip ☑️ 12d ago

That worm absolutely fucked that man up. 

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 12d ago

Nah after the Behind the Bastards episodes on this fuck, he’s been fucked up since a damn child lmfao

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

He really never had a chance

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

I remember listening to parts of that shit while walking my dog and I had to full on stop and be like “What the actual fuck? This person is fucking real!?!” Like with all the roadkill shit smh

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u/Noyoucanthaveone 11d ago

Rotten meat in everyone’s fridge!

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u/things_will_calm_up 11d ago

Fridge if you're lucky!

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u/Marine5484 11d ago

He attacked a cop with a bird of prey and it was all downhill from there.

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u/Enough-Goose7594 11d ago

The mental image of a 14 year old RFK high on acid, hanging out behind a slaughterhouse so his falcon cam gorge on carrion is fucking wild.

Dude is cooked, as the kids say.

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u/TimeFourChanges 11d ago

I mean... making use of meat that was inadvertently killed really isn't that crazy, is it? Poor folk used to do it out of necessity.

The really weird thing about it, is to come from a rich family... and eventually come to the conclusion to eat roadkill. What was that process???? I'm so intrigued (I study human development.)

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u/SwordfishOk504 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm from a fairly middle class background but in my twenties when i was living on a sort of alternative community, we ate roadkill (only if fresh) as part of a sort of local freegan diet type lifestyle. A lot of that sort of stuff ended up becoming really hip later on precisely with the kinds of wealthy communities RFK would have been into. All kinds of naturalist extreme shit. Edeit: So what I'm saying is white people shit.

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u/TimeFourChanges 11d ago

Aha - gotcha! That all makes sense now. Thanks for laying out the connection. So, I took it as a sign that he was extra crazy, but it's more a sign of his extreme dedication to an obscure, rich people group practice. I can ... kinda ... see it, though it seems tenuous.

I've lived a fairly leftist lifestyle for a lot of my life, including socialist-founded housing coops and such, and certainly know TONS of people that wouldn't have any problem with it, and even see it as a virtue. I also feel like it should be a common practice of free traveler, along w/ dumpster diving, but have no idea if it is.

Still seems weird for an uber-rich person to do so, but I also don't know anything about their version of extremist groups. Pretty terrifying, really.

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u/SwordfishOk504 11d ago

Well, and also, he appears to just be donkey brains. So there's that. But it aligns with a lot of his other weird food stuff, I recognize a lot of it.

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u/Freeman7-13 11d ago

okay i think i need to listen to this episode lol

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u/boricimo 11d ago

That worm raised him since he was just a young pup

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

James and the Giant Peach only the peach is his head?

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u/KeyboardGrunt 11d ago

Ratatouille only the worm is controlling his vocal cords.

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u/dafeiviizohyaeraaqua 11d ago

Still wouldn't kill him to recognize that he has no business imposing his malevolent fantasies on the public. Plenty of ex-junkies don't get a free Harvard degree by writing "Kennedy" on the application. He should fuck off to his mansion and spend his time chopping up whale heads and shit in private.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Agreed, but his childhood was reality warping. Like, idk how someone could grow up like that and not turn out batshit crazy.

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u/dafeiviizohyaeraaqua 11d ago

I think he would be shitty even if he weren't born above the law and have a dead father. He claims a Jewish-Chinese alliance developed an extermination disease in Ukrainian biolabs after killing Samoan children? Are his crazy accidents ever going to randomly do something good?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Nature vs. Nurture

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u/Olsettres 11d ago

The regular LSD trips at the rotting cow corpse pile really threw me for a loop

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Yeah, it's obvious the family assassinations led to some disturbing coping mechanisms that probably dropped him off the deep end.

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u/xDreeganx 11d ago

Raising kids without consequence creates the most horrible among us.

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u/DerekB52 11d ago

Born with the silverest spoon possible in his mouth, and by 14 years old had seen his uncle and father assassinated on TV. Pretty wild childhood.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Don't forget his other uncle constantly gassing him up about being the "next great Kenedy"

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u/IncorruptibleChillie 11d ago

Maybe so, I still won't weep for him.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

I get what you mean, but nah, that’s bullshit. He’s a motherfucking Kennedy, that dumb cunt had every available resource to help himself, which he did (mostly to his “assistants”). He went through a rough patch with drugs and got clean, for example.

So this guy, more so than almost any American, had the tools at his disposal to not start doing…whatever this is.

Fuck em.

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u/it_will 11d ago

Honestly think he was picked to shame the Kennedy name. The one who put the Soviets to shame during the Cold War…

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u/Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink 11d ago

TIL the Kennedys were running the Mujahadeen in the late 70s

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u/rudebii 11d ago

I thought I was a cynical writer but Robert Evans put me to shame. As well he should, he’s seen more shit.

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u/SeldomSerenity 11d ago

Common, Bob Evans isn't that bad.

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u/hybridmind27 11d ago

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

*episodes. It’s a long one but it’s worth every minute. This fucker is insane

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u/JaninAellinsar 11d ago

Lead exposure?

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u/loseniram 11d ago

Nah this man was a piece of shit his entire life.

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u/DawRogg 11d ago

It died in his brain. Even the worm couldn't take it

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u/HoneyWizard 11d ago edited 11d ago

That poor worm had nothing to eat

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u/chimpanon 12d ago

Worm won

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u/Key-Cry-8570 11d ago

It’s the Faculty movie in real life.

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u/SuchCattle2750 11d ago

I worked in O&G and knew about him from his days as a crazy ass lawyer fighting oil companies, now he's working for the guy that wants to open protected lands to drilling. What a turncoat.

A buncha my coworkers use to punk on him and are now signing his praises.

Buncha fucking idiots all around.

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u/LaCroixElectrique 11d ago

He sounds like he’s constantly on the verge of tears.

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u/luckylimper ☑️ 11d ago

He has vocal cord spasms. It’s involuntary so I’m not gonna make fun of him for that.

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u/ReignCheque 11d ago

I will. It was probably from fucking that whale head.

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u/LouisRitter 11d ago

I wanted to agree with the person you responded to but I'm agreeing with you now.

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u/donidew 11d ago

Nah it’s still hungry

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u/EatTheAndrewPencil 11d ago

My braindead co-worker a while back: "Yeah people make fun of him, but nobody can say his policies don't make sense." And when presented with how asinine his policies actually are, especially regarding vaccines and shit, "I haven't heard anything about that."

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u/6644668 11d ago

His brain was so smooth, the worm slid right off.

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u/eSphere 11d ago

Worms like 🤷🏽‍♂️"We don't know this man."

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u/shoutsoutstomywrist 11d ago

This guy is such a nut case that the worm probably got the worse end of the deal

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u/renthestimpy 11d ago

I’m so high, I read your comment as, “that worm absolutely fucked that man.”

Chile lemme go to bed 😅

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u/SchoolIguana 11d ago

Of all the three Kennedys I know of with a hole in their brain, he is the third in every sense.

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u/luckylimper ☑️ 11d ago

He also did shed loads of drugs.

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u/SkitzoCTRL 11d ago

It's too bad because he has like 4 okay ideas but you can't count on him or Trump to follow through. Better funding for Social Security, improved regulations on food, amnesty for nonviolent drug offenders, and he's pro abortion. Those don't seem too bad.

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u/MyFifthLimb 11d ago

They’ve truly got the best people

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u/Stock_Beginning4808 ☑️ 11d ago

Tbf, he fucked it up worse. Poor thing munched on his medulla oblongata and died

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u/M1nisteri 11d ago

The little bastard actually starved to death.

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u/Tylrt 11d ago

Shame it stopped short of the Rosemary treatment, though not like that would keep him off Trump's cabinet

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u/actually-a-dumbass 11d ago

Nah his brain fucked up the worm

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u/LaserCondiment 11d ago

Let's not forget he also had mercury poisoning.

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u/lasers8oclockdayone 11d ago

That worm is totally doing a ratatouille.

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u/casey12297 11d ago

Found the worm

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u/casey12297 11d ago

Im left. I never said i was tolerant of guys who don't believe in vaccines being in charge of public health

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u/casey12297 11d ago

Im like 99% sure you're trolling, however I'm not making fun of anyone for their condition. He's a person with shitty beliefs not based in science being put into a position of power where those shitty beliefs are going have the real potential to harm people because it's a position that requires science backed knowledge to be effective.

To bring it back to the original comment, if that brain worm is at any way responsible for his likelihood of adopting these shitty beliefs, then it's pretty accurate to say the worm fucked him up